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If your ex rang the bell one night.....
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By *hagTonight OP Man 34 weeks ago
From the land of haribos. |
Out of nowhere and they told you they have nowhere to sleep, what would you do? I dont have an ex, but I guess that they could sleep on the couch for the night. I saw this fun quote and I thought I would share it  |
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This happened and I did let her stay. The problem was that I was staying in a flat with my girlfriend.
It was fine at first, but then it kind of went downhill, like off a cliff edge.
I don't regret the decision, she had nowhere to go and turned up with a black eye from her boyfriend. She'd have done the same for me. |
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All depends which ex. First wife absolutely not she made me homeless, 2nd? maybe, if she was sober. Ex fwb? absolutely and not for the sex either. Shes the sweetest person you could ever meet, the one person id drop everything for, even when she shuts down. |
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By *ripfillMan 34 weeks ago
Paris, New York, Hong Kong and Havant |
Delighted to be welcoming despite everything …
Chance for a glass of sherry
Spare room. Lend a tee shirt ..
even let the cat stay in the spare room but coffee at 6.30 brought up stairs for me in bed
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She'd be warmly invited in and made as welcome as any guest should be. She's the mother of my children and, despite everything, still a good friend. She also knows her place in my heart is eternal. |
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I'd remember that once a blood sucking life force draining creature is invited over your threshold all pain and suffering that ensues from there on in is on me.
Fool me once shame on you, fool me twice shame on me. |
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This actually happened to me. I was out on the piss and had to listen to my mate shag his missus. I was pissed, got horny and text my ex GF that it would be good to give things another go.
The next day when I sobered up and made my way to my house late afternoon my sister called to say that she was sure she had seen 'Jane' walking to my house (she was pretty distinctive).
Surely she wouldn't travel from Carlisle to Guildford?
Ding Dong. The bell went. She was stood there looking pretty hot. I felt a wave of discomfort and disbelief. I tried to make the best of a self inflicted bad situation. We went out for a meal, had a drink, fucked well into the night, made some excuse about deploying abroad and never saw her again. |
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Hi op.Living out of my car right now but no ex husband to call upon besides or ef bfs..
Do remember two occasions
One night my ex husband bought a mate home was d*unk never asked if he could stay.. the sofa need you ask.
Other time I told my ex bf to get rid of his mate.
I don't half pick them |
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Depends which ex. One or two would be welcome to the sofa (one would be welcome in my bed!), one I'd give some cash and send him to the travelodge at the end of the road, one I'd call the police.
Thankfully it's extremely unlikely to happen; we've been out of each other's lives for a good long time. |
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The last one? I have a gloriously comfy sofa bed as long as she brought her own oat milk all would be fine.
Only one relationship ended badly in my life and I wouldn’t want her anywhere near, the rest we parted as amiably as one can and if they were down on their luck wouldn’t want to see them on the streets. But wouldn’t share my bed with them all the same, time passes. |
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"I don't think his wife be happy him coming to me "
He’s been chucked out by her, that’s why he’s got nowhere else to sleep! That said, if he’s managed to fuck up so badly that 2 of the women in his life have shown him the door, he probably deserves to spend a night on a park bench! |
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By *hagTonight OP Man 34 weeks ago
From the land of haribos. |
"Depends which ex it was... Father of my child? He could have the spare room. There's a few I'd just shut the door in their face "
Yes, it also depends on which ex it is there, those are good points too |
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