Because I actually don't have consent (coz you know - pushy salesperson and all that) for his real name - if I told you there was a stupendous Pride coloured penis on the profile of someone whose name MAY in fact be an anagram of "Wohn Jick"...shall we FAB the fuck out of it and get it to hot pics?
Coz it's bloody genius!
Mr Jick - I shall of course accept a ban if I've overstepped.
And provide an apology.
But genius needs recognition. |
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"I fab it every day 
Not this one you don't- we only persuaded him to make it public 10 minutes ago  .
That Daizy...all her fault  ."
How do you know? 
Daizy btw will nake sure it does rises all the way. |
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"Fabbed despite being a stubborn bitch when peer pressured, love a rainbow willy does it shoot out skittles  "
Surely not moi?? .
Anyway...genuine bedtime for me now.
And anyone who sees this and hasn't yet FABbed - what better way to sleep well tonight knowing you have FABbed a great pic for Pride, and a pic for John Wick, one of the funniest, most creative people on here.
And he's got a cute ickle kiddy too!!
FAB Wick's Rainbow Dick (please  )!! |
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"Os 3rd on page one 59 more fabs for top pic. Is in your hands. Keep fabbing it
I've just doubled the marketing spend "
Worthwhile cause. Hopefully hopefully humour, artistic appreciation,, inclusivity and pride will prevail  |
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"Os 3rd on page one 59 more fabs for top pic. Is in your hands. Keep fabbing it
I've just doubled the marketing spend
Worthwhile cause. Hopefully hopefully humour, artistic appreciation,, inclusivity and pride will prevail "
Plus, everyone wants John's cock - it's just hard for humans to admit their level of desire for him.
I think it's so powerful because it has a faint whiff of chocolate Minstrels about it..... |
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Page 7 overall, 2nd for men.
To be fair, the young guy at number 1 for men is a very good looking guy with (if you like willies, I imagine) quite a spectacular specimen on display.
But it's John, and it's Pride, and we've seen the pain on other threads that Pride and Stonewall tackle valiantly since the '70s.
So FAB JOHN'S RAINBOW PRIDE DICK good people of FAB (pwetty pweez with glitter knobs on ) |
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I think we may have reached "Peak Wick" .
John - you're a good sport (remember - John didn't even have it as a Public Pic until Daizy and I twisted his arm).
Obi - yours is quite fantastic too, and I've FABbed it.
Everyone else - thank you for joining in, making quality gags, FABbing a man's willy like you may never have FABbed before (I think Willy is still in therapy as a result ), and, of course, behind all this, is recognising how Pride is a rainbow celebration, but born from unbelievable pain and anguish.
I hope, like you do, that we, our
friends, children, grandchildren and great grandchildren inherit a world tilted towards celebration and away from such extreme pain.
It looks unachievable.
But, so did Pride and everything it has achieved over the last 50 years or so.
So we know these things aren't unachievable, across any sphere you can imagine and turn into action.
Just unbelievably fucking hard work.
Klungesplain over.
Coffee and fag time xxxx |
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"I think we may have reached "Peak Wick" .
John - you're a good sport (remember - John didn't even have it as a Public Pic until Daizy and I twisted his arm).
Obi - yours is quite fantastic too, and I've FABbed it.
Everyone else - thank you for joining in, making quality gags, FABbing a man's willy like you may never have FABbed before (I think Willy is still in therapy as a result ), and, of course, behind all this, is recognising how Pride is a rainbow celebration, but born from unbelievable pain and anguish.
I hope, like you do, that we, our
friends, children, grandchildren and great grandchildren inherit a world tilted towards celebration and away from such extreme pain.
It looks unachievable.
But, so did Pride and everything it has achieved over the last 50 years or so.
So we know these things aren't unachievable, across any sphere you can imagine and turn into action.
Just unbelievably fucking hard work.
Klungesplain over.
Coffee and fag time xxxx"
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Well, I think I peaked at Number 2 men’s hot pics. And about half way up Page 7 in all hot pic’s.
I’d like to thank my campaign managers, without whom none of this would be possible. It just goes to show that if you dream hard enough for something, that greatness can be achieved.
I’d like to thank my agent, for taking only 4% instead of the usual 7%.
I’d like to thank biology for blessing me with such a magnificent penis.
Also, huge thanks go to all of you that hit that Fab button and catapulted me to stardom.
With more rainbow penis, there’d be no more wars.
Penis out.
Mic drop’.
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"Well, I think I peaked at Number 2 men’s hot pics. And about half way up Page 7 in all hot pic’s.
I’d like to thank my campaign managers, without whom none of this would be possible. It just goes to show that if you dream hard enough for something, that greatness can be achieved.
I’d like to thank my agent, for taking only 4% instead of the usual 7%.
I’d like to thank biology for blessing me with such a magnificent penis.
Also, huge thanks go to all of you that hit that Fab button and catapulted me to stardom.
With more rainbow penis, there’d be no more wars.
Penis out.
Mic drop’.
"
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"Well, I think I peaked at Number 2 men’s hot pics. And about half way up Page 7 in all hot pic’s.
I’d like to thank my campaign managers, without whom none of this would be possible. It just goes to show that if you dream hard enough for something, that greatness can be achieved.
I’d like to thank my agent, for taking only 4% instead of the usual 7%.
I’d like to thank biology for blessing me with such a magnificent penis.
Also, huge thanks go to all of you that hit that Fab button and catapulted me to stardom.
With more rainbow penis, there’d be no more wars.
Penis out.
Mic drop’.
"
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"Well, I think I peaked at Number 2 men’s hot pics. And about half way up Page 7 in all hot pic’s.
I’d like to thank my campaign managers, without whom none of this would be possible. It just goes to show that if you dream hard enough for something, that greatness can be achieved.
I’d like to thank my agent, for taking only 4% instead of the usual 7%.
I’d like to thank biology for blessing me with such a magnificent penis.
Also, huge thanks go to all of you that hit that Fab button and catapulted me to stardom.
With more rainbow penis, there’d be no more wars.
Penis out.
Mic drop’.
"
Since Marlo Brando refused his Oscar, this is the best award-winner speech ever  |
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By *hoirCouple 37 weeks ago
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"Because I actually don't have consent (coz you know - pushy salesperson and all that) for his real name - if I told you there was a stupendous Pride coloured penis on the profile of someone whose name MAY in fact be an anagram of "Wohn Jick"...shall we FAB the fuck out of it and get it to hot pics?
Coz it's bloody genius!
Mr Jick - I shall of course accept a ban if I've overstepped.
And provide an apology.
But genius needs recognition."
If you didn't ask for consent then how do you know you got their pronouns correct?
C |
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"Because I actually don't have consent (coz you know - pushy salesperson and all that) for his real name - if I told you there was a stupendous Pride coloured penis on the profile of someone whose name MAY in fact be an anagram of "Wohn Jick"...shall we FAB the fuck out of it and get it to hot pics?
Coz it's bloody genius!
Mr Jick - I shall of course accept a ban if I've overstepped.
And provide an apology.
But genius needs recognition.
If you didn't ask for consent then how do you know you got their pronouns correct?
C"
The aliens tell me.
They know EVERYTHING.
Especially about you.... |
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"Well, I think I peaked at Number 2 men’s hot pics. And about half way up Page 7 in all hot pic’s.
I’d like to thank my campaign managers, without whom none of this would be possible. It just goes to show that if you dream hard enough for something, that greatness can be achieved.
I’d like to thank my agent, for taking only 4% instead of the usual 7%.
I’d like to thank biology for blessing me with such a magnificent penis.
Also, huge thanks go to all of you that hit that Fab button and catapulted me to stardom.
With more rainbow penis, there’d be no more wars.
Penis out.
Mic drop’.
"
Proud of you, Wohn Jick. The hero we didn't know we needed. |
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Outrageous. 
