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The Spanish are clamping down on unlicensed sellers on Spanish beaches selling to tourists their sunglasses, watches and the like. They Police will fine English holidaymakers or tourists are they are often known, 170 Euros which is the local currency in Spain if they are caught buying the goods. They could fine the seller instead but this could be another punishent for Brexit. To enforce this, the Spanish will patrol in plain clothes to blend in with the English so may be hard to spot in flip flops, shorts and Man City shirts with bucket hats. It is not known were the Spanish police will keep their radios hidden. What's going on here guys? It's all over the news.. |
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"....170 Euros which is the local currency in Spain if they are caught buying the goods...."
As ever Tom, your rational arguments rival those of Don Quijote.
But can you please clarify - what is the local currency if they are NOT caught buying the goods?
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"The Spanish are clamping down on unlicensed sellers on Spanish beaches selling to tourists their sunglasses, watches and the like. They Police will fine English holidaymakers or tourists are they are often known, 170 Euros which is the local currency in Spain if they are caught buying the goods. They could fine the seller instead but this could be another punishent for Brexit. To enforce this, the Spanish will patrol in plain clothes to blend in with the English so may be hard to spot in flip flops, shorts and Man City shirts with bucket hats. It is not known were the Spanish police will keep their radios hidden. What's going on here guys? It's all over the news.."
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"....170 Euros which is the local currency in Spain if they are caught buying the goods....
As ever Tom, your rational arguments rival those of Don Quijote.
But can you please clarify - what is the local currency if they are NOT caught buying the goods?
Muchas mercis."
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"....170 Euros which is the local currency in Spain if they are caught buying the goods....
As ever Tom, your rational arguments rival those of Don Quijote.
But can you please clarify - what is the local currency if they are NOT caught buying the goods?
Muchas mercis.Petetas "
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I used to partake in that endeavour. It was kind of hard to get by in Tenerife then, without the right to work.
We can't really grumble about another countries policies when we have come out of a union with them, for that reason ourselves.
Quite a thing we've given up, freedom of movement around the EU, we've made the world smaller for ourselves. I'm still to see any of these benefits it was supposed to bring.
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"The Spanish are clamping down on unlicensed sellers on Spanish beaches selling to tourists their sunglasses, watches and the like. They Police will fine English holidaymakers or tourists are they are often known, 170 Euros which is the local currency in Spain if they are caught buying the goods. They could fine the seller instead but this could be another punishent for Brexit. To enforce this, the Spanish will patrol in plain clothes to blend in with the English so may be hard to spot in flip flops, shorts and Man City shirts with bucket hats. It is not known were the Spanish police will keep their radios hidden. What's going on here guys? It's all over the news..will they be armed "
Guardia Civil are armed to the teeth. Good luck avoiding THAT fine |
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"....170 Euros which is the local currency in Spain if they are caught buying the goods....
As ever Tom, your rational arguments rival those of Don Quijote.
But can you please clarify - what is the local currency if they are NOT caught buying the goods?
Muchas mercis.Petetas
Paella con patatas?"
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By *lynJMan 25 weeks ago
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"The Spanish are clamping down on unlicensed sellers on Spanish beaches selling to tourists their sunglasses, watches and the like. They Police will fine English holidaymakers or tourists are they are often known, 170 Euros which is the local currency in Spain if they are caught buying the goods. They could fine the seller instead but this could be another punishent for Brexit. To enforce this, the Spanish will patrol in plain clothes to blend in with the English so may be hard to spot in flip flops, shorts and Man City shirts with bucket hats. It is not known were the Spanish police will keep their radios hidden. What's going on here guys? It's all over the news.."
Will the police blend in with the non-English tourists too? |
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"The Spanish are clamping down on unlicensed sellers on Spanish beaches selling to tourists their sunglasses, watches and the like. They Police will fine English holidaymakers or tourists are they are often known, 170 Euros which is the local currency in Spain if they are caught buying the goods. They could fine the seller instead but this could be another punishent for Brexit. To enforce this, the Spanish will patrol in plain clothes to blend in with the English so may be hard to spot in flip flops, shorts and Man City shirts with bucket hats. It is not known were the Spanish police will keep their radios hidden. What's going on here guys? It's all over the news..
Will the police blend in with the non-English tourists too?"
Don't be silly. There aren't any non-English tourists in Spain. It's all about the English at all times! |
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"The Spanish are clamping down on unlicensed sellers on Spanish beaches selling to tourists their sunglasses, watches and the like. They Police will fine English holidaymakers or tourists are they are often known, 170 Euros which is the local currency in Spain if they are caught buying the goods. They could fine the seller instead but this could be another punishent for Brexit. To enforce this, the Spanish will patrol in plain clothes to blend in with the English so may be hard to spot in flip flops, shorts and Man City shirts with bucket hats. It is not known were the Spanish police will keep their radios hidden. What's going on here guys? It's all over the news..will they be armed
Guardia Civil are armed to the teeth. Good luck avoiding THAT fine "
Count yourself lucky if it's just a fine. |
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"The Spanish are clamping down on unlicensed sellers on Spanish beaches selling to tourists their sunglasses, watches and the like. They Police will fine English holidaymakers or tourists are they are often known, 170 Euros which is the local currency in Spain if they are caught buying the goods. They could fine the seller instead but this could be another punishent for Brexit. To enforce this, the Spanish will patrol in plain clothes to blend in with the English so may be hard to spot in flip flops, shorts and Man City shirts with bucket hats. It is not known were the Spanish police will keep their radios hidden. What's going on here guys? It's all over the news..will they be armed
Guardia Civil are armed to the teeth. Good luck avoiding THAT fine
Count yourself lucky if it's just a fine. "
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"The Spanish are clamping down on unlicensed sellers on Spanish beaches selling to tourists their sunglasses, watches and the like. They Police will fine English holidaymakers or tourists are they are often known, 170 Euros which is the local currency in Spain if they are caught buying the goods. They could fine the seller instead but this could be another punishent for Brexit. To enforce this, the Spanish will patrol in plain clothes to blend in with the English so may be hard to spot in flip flops, shorts and Man City shirts with bucket hats. It is not known were the Spanish police will keep their radios hidden. What's going on here guys? It's all over the news.."
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"Thing happens in Europe
Is this punishment for Brexit?
Rinse, repeat.
(No. We're not that bloody important. They have full lives not thinking about us  )"
Yeah, I found an article about the subject, but can’t find any suggestion that it is only English or British tourists that will be fined. So any suggestion of a link to brexit is pretty baseless |
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They fine the buyer to kill demand, can't fine the seller most don't have any money or are not registered so hard to chase up. It's simply really and nothing to do with brexit, stop blaming everything on that? |
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"Thing happens in Europe
Is this punishment for Brexit?
Rinse, repeat.
(No. We're not that bloody important. They have full lives not thinking about us )
Yeah, I found an article about the subject, but can’t find any suggestion that it is only English or British tourists that will be fined. So any suggestion of a link to brexit is pretty baseless "
The poor Europeans, trying to pretend that their legal systems and social problems aren't all about the English. They're so delusional. Maybe they should try some sunlit uplands, and remember that England is the centre of everything? |
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Still there's plenty of hooky gear to be had down the dog and duck... Maybe we should reciprocate... Oh that's right we don't have policemen any more. Get the "entrepreneurs" over here to boost the economy. |
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"The Spanish are clamping down on unlicensed sellers on Spanish beaches selling to tourists their sunglasses, watches and the like. They Police will fine English holidaymakers or tourists are they are often known, 170 Euros which is the local currency in Spain if they are caught buying the goods. They could fine the seller instead but this could be another punishent for Brexit. To enforce this, the Spanish will patrol in plain clothes to blend in with the English so may be hard to spot in flip flops, shorts and Man City shirts with bucket hats. It is not known were the Spanish police will keep their radios hidden. What's going on here guys? It's all over the news..will they be armed
Guardia Civil are armed to the teeth. Good luck avoiding THAT fine
Count yourself lucky if it's just a fine. killed for fashion what away to go "
I never have that problem I go Cholo to blend in with the locals. |
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"Thing happens in Europe
Is this punishment for Brexit?
Rinse, repeat.
(No. We're not that bloody important. They have full lives not thinking about us )
Yeah, I found an article about the subject, but can’t find any suggestion that it is only English or British tourists that will be fined. So any suggestion of a link to brexit is pretty baseless
The poor Europeans, trying to pretend that their legal systems and social problems aren't all about the English. They're so delusional. Maybe they should try some sunlit uplands, and remember that England is the centre of everything?"
Tom has never understood this self loathing and flagellation .. Being British and many European Countries have lots to be proud about .. |
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"The Spanish are clamping down on unlicensed sellers on Spanish beaches selling to tourists their sunglasses, watches and the like. They Police will fine English holidaymakers or tourists are they are often known, 170 Euros which is the local currency in Spain if they are caught buying the goods. They could fine the seller instead but this could be another punishent for Brexit. To enforce this, the Spanish will patrol in plain clothes to blend in with the English so may be hard to spot in flip flops, shorts and Man City shirts with bucket hats. It is not known were the Spanish police will keep their radios hidden. What's going on here guys? It's all over the news..will they be armed
Guardia Civil are armed to the teeth. Good luck avoiding THAT fine
Count yourself lucky if it's just a fine. killed for fashion what away to go
I never have that problem I go Cholo to blend in with the locals."
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"Thing happens in Europe
Is this punishment for Brexit?
Rinse, repeat.
(No. We're not that bloody important. They have full lives not thinking about us )
Yeah, I found an article about the subject, but can’t find any suggestion that it is only English or British tourists that will be fined. So any suggestion of a link to brexit is pretty baseless
The poor Europeans, trying to pretend that their legal systems and social problems aren't all about the English. They're so delusional. Maybe they should try some sunlit uplands, and remember that England is the centre of everything?
Tom has never understood this self loathing and flagellation .. Being British and many European Countries have lots to be proud about .."
And yet instead of being proud of those things, so many choose to cast derision on others instead. |
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"The Spanish are clamping down on unlicensed sellers on Spanish beaches selling to tourists their sunglasses, watches and the like. They Police will fine English holidaymakers or tourists are they are often known, 170 Euros which is the local currency in Spain if they are caught buying the goods. They could fine the seller instead but this could be another punishent for Brexit. To enforce this, the Spanish will patrol in plain clothes to blend in with the English so may be hard to spot in flip flops, shorts and Man City shirts with bucket hats. It is not known were the Spanish police will keep their radios hidden. What's going on here guys? It's all over the news..
Link to the story please? "
awwww you don't believe Tom |
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"Thing happens in Europe
Is this punishment for Brexit?
Rinse, repeat.
(No. We're not that bloody important. They have full lives not thinking about us )
Yeah, I found an article about the subject, but can’t find any suggestion that it is only English or British tourists that will be fined. So any suggestion of a link to brexit is pretty baseless
The poor Europeans, trying to pretend that their legal systems and social problems aren't all about the English. They're so delusional. Maybe they should try some sunlit uplands, and remember that England is the centre of everything?
Tom has never understood this self loathing and flagellation .. Being British and many European Countries have lots to be proud about .."
Wait, are you saying that the Spanish should be proud to be British?
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"The Spanish are clamping down on unlicensed sellers on Spanish beaches selling to tourists their sunglasses, watches and the like. They Police will fine English holidaymakers or tourists are they are often known, 170 Euros which is the local currency in Spain if they are caught buying the goods. They could fine the seller instead but this could be another punishent for Brexit. To enforce this, the Spanish will patrol in plain clothes to blend in with the English so may be hard to spot in flip flops, shorts and Man City shirts with bucket hats. It is not known were the Spanish police will keep their radios hidden. What's going on here guys? It's all over the news..
Link to the story please? awwww you don't believe Tom "
It's ok Fred... Many have doubted Tom's stories and click their fingers demanding a link or citation. I tell them that Google is their friend. Tom would rather live one day as a free man than 100 as someone else's dogsbody.... |
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"The Spanish are clamping down on unlicensed sellers on Spanish beaches selling to tourists their sunglasses, watches and the like. They Police will fine English holidaymakers or tourists are they are often known, 170 Euros which is the local currency in Spain if they are caught buying the goods. They could fine the seller instead but this could be another punishent for Brexit. To enforce this, the Spanish will patrol in plain clothes to blend in with the English so may be hard to spot in flip flops, shorts and Man City shirts with bucket hats. It is not known were the Spanish police will keep their radios hidden. What's going on here guys? It's all over the news..will they be armed
Guardia Civil are armed to the teeth. Good luck avoiding THAT fine
Count yourself lucky if it's just a fine. killed for fashion what away to go
I never have that problem I go Cholo to blend in with the locals.clever "
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"The Spanish are clamping down on unlicensed sellers on Spanish beaches selling to tourists their sunglasses, watches and the like. They Police will fine English holidaymakers or tourists are they are often known, 170 Euros which is the local currency in Spain if they are caught buying the goods. They could fine the seller instead but this could be another punishent for Brexit. To enforce this, the Spanish will patrol in plain clothes to blend in with the English so may be hard to spot in flip flops, shorts and Man City shirts with bucket hats. It is not known were the Spanish police will keep their radios hidden. What's going on here guys? It's all over the news..
Link to the story please? awwww you don't believe Tom
It's ok Fred... Many have doubted Tom's stories and click their fingers demanding a link or citation. I tell them that Google is their friend. Tom would rather live one day as a free man than 100 as someone else's dogsbody.... "
true but i never watch or read the news you are my sole update |
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"Thing happens in Europe
Is this punishment for Brexit?
Rinse, repeat.
(No. We're not that bloody important. They have full lives not thinking about us )
Yeah, I found an article about the subject, but can’t find any suggestion that it is only English or British tourists that will be fined. So any suggestion of a link to brexit is pretty baseless
The poor Europeans, trying to pretend that their legal systems and social problems aren't all about the English. They're so delusional. Maybe they should try some sunlit uplands, and remember that England is the centre of everything?
Tom has never understood this self loathing and flagellation .. Being British and many European Countries have lots to be proud about ..
Wait, are you saying that the Spanish should be proud to be British?
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Given how much you dislike the British its a surprising you choose to be here. |
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"I used to partake in that endeavour. It was kind of hard to get by in Tenerife then, without the right to work.
We can't really grumble about another countries policies when we have come out of a union with them, for that reason ourselves.
Quite a thing we've given up, freedom of movement around the EU, we've made the world smaller for ourselves. I'm still to see any of these benefits it was supposed to bring.
"
So you mean you don't have a unicorn prancing in your garden? |
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"The Spanish are clamping down on unlicensed sellers on Spanish beaches selling to tourists their sunglasses, watches and the like. They Police will fine English holidaymakers or tourists are they are often known, 170 Euros which is the local currency in Spain if they are caught buying the goods. They could fine the seller instead but this could be another punishent for Brexit. To enforce this, the Spanish will patrol in plain clothes to blend in with the English so may be hard to spot in flip flops, shorts and Man City shirts with bucket hats. It is not known were the Spanish police will keep their radios hidden. What's going on here guys? It's all over the news..
Link to the story please? awwww you don't believe Tom "
Where did I say that?
very simple … if he is referring to a news story, why not post a link to the story so we can see the full facts?
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"The Spanish are clamping down on unlicensed sellers on Spanish beaches selling to tourists their sunglasses, watches and the like. They Police will fine English holidaymakers or tourists are they are often known, 170 Euros which is the local currency in Spain if they are caught buying the goods. They could fine the seller instead but this could be another punishent for Brexit. To enforce this, the Spanish will patrol in plain clothes to blend in with the English so may be hard to spot in flip flops, shorts and Man City shirts with bucket hats. It is not known were the Spanish police will keep their radios hidden. What's going on here guys? It's all over the news..
Link to the story please? awwww you don't believe Tom
It's ok Fred... Many have doubted Tom's stories and click their fingers demanding a link or citation. I tell them that Google is their friend. Tom would rather live one day as a free man than 100 as someone else's dogsbody.... "
It saves time fact-checking! |
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"I used to partake in that endeavour. It was kind of hard to get by in Tenerife then, without the right to work.
We can't really grumble about another countries policies when we have come out of a union with them, for that reason ourselves.
Quite a thing we've given up, freedom of movement around the EU, we've made the world smaller for ourselves. I'm still to see any of these benefits it was supposed to bring.
So you mean you don't have a unicorn prancing in your garden?"
So many lies, the nhs one being the biggest shopper of all
Sad that people fell for the lies |
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"Thing happens in Europe
Is this punishment for Brexit?
Rinse, repeat.
(No. We're not that bloody important. They have full lives not thinking about us )
Yeah, I found an article about the subject, but can’t find any suggestion that it is only English or British tourists that will be fined. So any suggestion of a link to brexit is pretty baseless
The poor Europeans, trying to pretend that their legal systems and social problems aren't all about the English. They're so delusional. Maybe they should try some sunlit uplands, and remember that England is the centre of everything?
Tom has never understood this self loathing and flagellation .. Being British and many European Countries have lots to be proud about ..
Wait, are you saying that the Spanish should be proud to be British?
Given how much you dislike the British its a surprising you choose to be here. "
Love isn't about tolerating every piece of foolishness and telling people they're wonderful anyway.
Love is about believing that people can be better, and helping them to be so.
If I hated Britain and I wanted it to fail, I would encourage this crazy idea that Britain is the reason behind every single movement in Europe, that we are the centre of the world and power, and that everything bad that happens is because a random Spaniard is wanking furiously over the fact that Britain rejected them.
Your mileage may vary. |
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"I used to partake in that endeavour. It was kind of hard to get by in Tenerife then, without the right to work.
We can't really grumble about another countries policies when we have come out of a union with them, for that reason ourselves.
Quite a thing we've given up, freedom of movement around the EU, we've made the world smaller for ourselves. I'm still to see any of these benefits it was supposed to bring.
So you mean you don't have a unicorn prancing in your garden?"
No just the fairies and goblins |
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"The Spanish are clamping down on unlicensed sellers on Spanish beaches selling to tourists their sunglasses, watches and the like. They Police will fine English holidaymakers or tourists are they are often known, 170 Euros which is the local currency in Spain if they are caught buying the goods. They could fine the seller instead but this could be another punishent for Brexit. To enforce this, the Spanish will patrol in plain clothes to blend in with the English so may be hard to spot in flip flops, shorts and Man City shirts with bucket hats. It is not known were the Spanish police will keep their radios hidden. What's going on here guys? It's all over the news..
Link to the story please? awwww you don't believe Tom
It's ok Fred... Many have doubted Tom's stories and click their fingers demanding a link or citation. I tell them that Google is their friend. Tom would rather live one day as a free man than 100 as someone else's dogsbody....
It saves time fact-checking! "
Tom is old skool he likes you to look it up and at the speed you type I'm absolutely sure you're great with the tools of the internet |
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By *glyBettyTV/TS 25 weeks ago
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"To enforce this, the Spanish will patrol in plain clothes to blend in with the English so may be hard to spot in flip flops, shorts AND MAN CITY SHIRTS WITH BUCKET HATS."
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Disappointingly pedestrian thread from Tom - I thought it would be rather more risqué
Here's some other Spanish practices:
Una paja - a handjob
una mamada - blowjob
Una cubana - titwank
un beso negro - rimming
Interestingly, another word for blowjob is the same as the word for a frenchman
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"To enforce this, the Spanish will patrol in plain clothes to blend in with the English so may be hard to spot in flip flops, shorts AND MAN CITY SHIRTS WITH BUCKET HATS.
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"The Spanish are clamping down on unlicensed sellers on Spanish beaches selling to tourists their sunglasses, watches and the like. They Police will fine English holidaymakers or tourists are they are often known, 170 Euros which is the local currency in Spain if they are caught buying the goods. They could fine the seller instead but this could be another punishent for Brexit. To enforce this, the Spanish will patrol in plain clothes to blend in with the English so may be hard to spot in flip flops, shorts and Man City shirts with bucket hats. It is not known were the Spanish police will keep their radios hidden. What's going on here guys? It's all over the news..
Link to the story please? awwww you don't believe Tom
Where did I say that?
very simple … if he is referring to a news story, why not post a link to the story so we can see the full facts?
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"Thing happens in Europe
Is this punishment for Brexit?
Rinse, repeat.
(No. We're not that bloody important. They have full lives not thinking about us )
Yeah, I found an article about the subject, but can’t find any suggestion that it is only English or British tourists that will be fined. So any suggestion of a link to brexit is pretty baseless
The poor Europeans, trying to pretend that their legal systems and social problems aren't all about the English. They're so delusional. Maybe they should try some sunlit uplands, and remember that England is the centre of everything?
Tom has never understood this self loathing and flagellation .. Being British and many European Countries have lots to be proud about ..
Wait, are you saying that the Spanish should be proud to be British?
Given how much you dislike the British its a surprising you choose to be here.
Love isn't about tolerating every piece of foolishness and telling people they're wonderful anyway.
Love is about believing that people can be better, and helping them to be so.
If I hated Britain and I wanted it to fail, I would encourage this crazy idea that Britain is the reason behind every single movement in Europe, that we are the centre of the world and power, and that everything bad that happens is because a random Spaniard is wanking furiously over the fact that Britain rejected them.
Your mileage may vary."
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