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Gent's, If you say in, there's a 99% chance a lovely lady will message you today.
It may not sexual, it might just be a nice compliment. But you will(*99%) receive a message  |
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By (user no longer on site) 37 weeks ago
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I am all in  |
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"I’m in."
Wait, sorry. I thought that said ‘massage’.
Out. |
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"I’m in.
Wait, sorry. I thought that said ‘massage’.
Out."
You want to give John Wick a nudge |
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By (user no longer on site) 37 weeks ago
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"My ears are burning…."
Suncream before it's too late |
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"My ears are burning….
Suncream before it's too late"
Past that point. They’re now crispy, and look like pork scratchings. |
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"My ears are burning….
Suncream before it's too late
Past that point. They’re now crispy, and look like pork scratchings. "
 I'd give them a nibble |
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By (user no longer on site) 37 weeks ago
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Im In..lets see what happens |
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By (user no longer on site) 37 weeks ago
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I'm in. Love to have intelligent chats |
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By (user no longer on site) 37 weeks ago
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I’m in. I’ll ok drop filters in hope x |
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By *oozleMan 37 weeks ago
high wycombe |
I’m in, always love a nice message! |
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I'm in. Maybe it might lead to something? 
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By *eliWoman 37 weeks ago
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So many men. Yep, I'm in. |
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By *lynJMan 37 weeks ago
Morden |
In.
If I don't get a message does that make me one in a hundred? |
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By (user no longer on site) 37 weeks ago
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99% you say .. i like them odds !  |
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By *ough75Man 37 weeks ago
edinburgh/bakewell/derby/south east |
I’m in |
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By (user no longer on site) 37 weeks ago
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Has anyone messaged a man Monday yet? |
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"Has anyone messaged a man Monday yet?"
I've had a Tuesday and a Saturday but not a Monday yet.
There's still time |
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So the guys say they're in and then what? Wait for a message? Do you have a panel of ladies lined up ready to message, op? Otherwise it just sounds like fab to me! |
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"So the guys say they're in and then what? Wait for a message? Do you have a panel of ladies lined up ready to message, op? Otherwise it just sounds like fab to me! "
I have a team of about 9 ladies but I'm always looking to recruit |
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Go on, I'm in. I imagine that 99% is slightly overestimated, but what the heck! |
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By *del 1Man 37 weeks ago
London |
It used to be a 100% guarantee, I see that the standards have dropped a bit Willy |
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By (user no longer on site) 37 weeks ago
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Why not… in! |
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What men would like to be messaged about?
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"So many men."
Aaaaand I’m earwormed. Thanks Meli. |
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By (user no longer on site) 37 weeks ago
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Try my luck |
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By (user no longer on site) 37 weeks ago
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"What men would like to be messaged about?
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Monday. |
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I have a team of about 9 ladies but I'm always looking to recruit "
Lucky guy |
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By (user no longer on site) 37 weeks ago
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Worth a shot. I’m in |
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"It used to be a 100% guarantee, I see that the standards have dropped a bit Willy "
Don't worry, it'll be a 100% guarantee for you.
Just have to put a disclaimer in just in case any munters join |
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99%, i don't believe this for a second, but prove me wrong. I'm in |
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By *lynJMan 37 weeks ago
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"So the guys say they're in and then what? Wait for a message? Do you have a panel of ladies lined up ready to message, op? Otherwise it just sounds like fab to me!
I have a team of about 9 ladies but I'm always looking to recruit "
You sure this isn't some sort of Ponzi scheme?  |
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I have a team of about 9 ladies but I'm always looking to recruit
Lucky guy "
I just hope they have decent working conditions |
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By *del 1Man 37 weeks ago
London |
"It used to be a 100% guarantee, I see that the standards have dropped a bit Willy
Don't worry, it'll be a 100% guarantee for you.
Just have to put a disclaimer in just in case any munters join"
Hahaha makes sense! Glad to know that the efficiency levels are still as good |
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I have a team of about 9 ladies but I'm always looking to recruit
Lucky guy
I just hope they have decent working conditions "
The pay is crap but the role has the potential to open new doors |
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"What men would like to be messaged about?
Monday."
My favourite subject. |
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By (user no longer on site) 37 weeks ago
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"What men would like to be messaged about?
Monday.
My favourite subject."
It's one of my favourite days that start the week. |
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I have a team of about 9 ladies but I'm always looking to recruit
Lucky guy
I just hope they have decent working conditions "
Slightly better than public loos would be good |
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Count me in.
Be nice to me. Ah who am I kidding, be  |
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By *aizyWoman 37 weeks ago
west midlands |
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I have a team of about 9 ladies but I'm always looking to recruit
Lucky guy
I just hope they have decent working conditions
The pay is crap but the role has the potential to open new doors"
Open those doors and run, ladies! |
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By (user no longer on site) 37 weeks ago
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I'm in |
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By (user no longer on site) 37 weeks ago
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"Back by popular demand!
….,, "
Haha ^
Sounds like a fib! I’m in  |
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By (user no longer on site) 37 weeks ago
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Hello... |
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By (user no longer on site) 37 weeks ago
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I’m in! |
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I've done a few and can't remember who I've sent to now. No I know why men take the copy and paste option  |
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"I've done a few and can't remember who I've sent to now. No I know why men take the copy and paste option "
-now |
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"What men would like to be messaged about?
Monday.
My favourite subject.
It's one of my favourite days that start the week."
Same. It’s so fascinating I could talk about it all day. |
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By (user no longer on site) 37 weeks ago
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"I've done a few and can't remember who I've sent to now. No I know why men take the copy and paste option
-now"
And spell check that copy and paste too. Do t want that autocorrect on everyone’s, it makes it obvious. |
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I have a team of about 9 ladies but I'm always looking to recruit
Lucky guy
I just hope they have decent working conditions
The pay is crap but the role has the potential to open new doors
Open those doors and run, ladies!"
She's^ been banging on that door for as long as I can remember |
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I'm in if this is still properly going |
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By (user no longer on site) 37 weeks ago
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"What men would like to be messaged about?
Monday.
My favourite subject.
It's one of my favourite days that start the week.
Same. It’s so fascinating I could talk about it all day."
What's your favourite song that has Monday in the title? |
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By (user no longer on site) 37 weeks ago
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"What men would like to be messaged about?
Monday.
My favourite subject.
It's one of my favourite days that start the week.
Same. It’s so fascinating I could talk about it all day.
What's your favourite song that has Monday in the title?"
Mine is "I Don't Like Mondays".
It's funny because it isn't true - I love Mondays! |
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Ooo like this thread. Thanks OP. I'm in |
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"What men would like to be messaged about?
Monday.
My favourite subject.
It's one of my favourite days that start the week.
Same. It’s so fascinating I could talk about it all day.
What's your favourite song that has Monday in the title?"
Monday Monday by the mamas and papas
Has that slow vibe id prefer Monday to be |
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By (user no longer on site) 37 weeks ago
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"What men would like to be messaged about?
Monday.
My favourite subject.
It's one of my favourite days that start the week.
Same. It’s so fascinating I could talk about it all day.
What's your favourite song that has Monday in the title?
Monday Monday by the mamas and papas
Has that slow vibe id prefer Monday to be "
Interesting pop fact. The Mamas and Papas originally called that song "Sunday Sunday" but had to change it, as Blur planned on doing a song with that name 20 years later. |
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"What men would like to be messaged about?
Monday.
My favourite subject.
It's one of my favourite days that start the week.
Same. It’s so fascinating I could talk about it all day.
What's your favourite song that has Monday in the title?
Mine is "I Don't Like Mondays".
It's funny because it isn't true - I love Mondays!"
I know! It’s one of your favourite days that start a week.
I’ll think about that song. |
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I am available for messaging on a lazy bank holiday Monday in Ireland.
Long distance aimless chats and flirtatious correspondence welcome. |
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"I've done a few and can't remember who I've sent to now. No I know why men take the copy and paste option
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And spell check that copy and paste too. Do t want that autocorrect on everyone’s, it makes it obvious. "
Dammit  |
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Go on then, let’s have a go.
The mr |
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By (user no longer on site) 37 weeks ago
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Be gentle  |
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I'll be waiting until next Monday |
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By *agatoXXXMan 37 weeks ago
Gone and completely forgotten. |
Let's see who is daft enough... |
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By *mmaleiaWoman 37 weeks ago
Trowbridge |
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Just have to put a disclaimer in just in case any munters join"
That’s me out then
*huffs* |
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I'll message a man or two. Maybe three. |
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By (user no longer on site) 37 weeks ago
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I'm in |
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"I'll message a man or two. Maybe three. "
Doing the Lord's work |
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By (user no longer on site) 37 weeks ago
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I'd very much like to be in |
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By *agatoXXXMan 37 weeks ago
Gone and completely forgotten. |
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Just have to put a disclaimer in just in case any munters join"
I am that munter... |
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By *layfulGentMan 37 weeks ago
Doncaster South Yorkshire |
This passenger in life is IN |
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By *aizyWoman 37 weeks ago
west midlands |
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I have a team of about 9 ladies but I'm always looking to recruit
Lucky guy
I just hope they have decent working conditions
The pay is crap but the role has the potential to open new doors
Open those doors and run, ladies!
She's^ been banging on that door for as long as I can remember "
I know where to get a battering ram from! |
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By *TG3Man 37 weeks ago
Dorchester |
I'm moving to west midlands is it sunny up there? Do you have beaches |
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By (user no longer on site) 37 weeks ago
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I'll find someone to message |
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"I'll find someone to message"
Hello |
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By (user no longer on site) 37 weeks ago
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I am in Ls12 4sa |
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I'm feeling brave (or desperate) so I'll message a few of you handsome devils |
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By (user no longer on site) 37 weeks ago
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"I am in Ls12 4sa "
Can you be more specific please? |
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There's a huge amount of men here xx |
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By (user no longer on site) 37 weeks ago
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I'll be surprised if I get a lady message me, let alone a lovely lady |
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"I'll be waiting until next Monday "
probably next month for me. |
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"There's a huge amount of men here xx"
Yep lol |
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By (user no longer on site) 37 weeks ago
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I feel as if I did a civil duty and messaged a man on this Monday.
But only one as it wasn’t Message Men Monday. |
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I might be overthinking this, but what if someone doesn’t want me to message them?
It’s a genuine concern of mine. |
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"I might be overthinking this, but what if someone doesn’t want me to message them?
It’s a genuine concern of mine. "
If they opt in they know the risks they're taking |
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"I feel as if I did a civil duty and messaged a man on this Monday.
But only one as it wasn’t Message Men Monday. "
Every little helps. Thank you x |
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I'm extremely grateful for my messages. Thank you. They've made me smile  |
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Over 60 but would happily accept massage, dont worry you won't break my bones!
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By (user no longer on site) 37 weeks ago
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I'm in! |
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"I might be overthinking this, but what if someone doesn’t want me to message them?
It’s a genuine concern of mine.
If they opt in they know the risks they're taking "
The risks!
This thread should have come with a warning label Willy!
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Ok in, not sure where your going to get this effusive lady from though |
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"I might be overthinking this, but what if someone doesn’t want me to message them?
It’s a genuine concern of mine. "
Well that's why I thought there must be a team of expert messagers lined up, otherwise the poor guys would be hugely disappointed if it was only a sarcastic message from me |
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"I might be overthinking this, but what if someone doesn’t want me to message them?
It’s a genuine concern of mine.
Well that's why I thought there must be a team of expert messagers lined up, otherwise the poor guys would be hugely disappointed if it was only a sarcastic message from me "
Honestly though. Imagine them being all excited just to find out the message was not from whom they were expecting it from!
I don’t know I’m cut out for causing this kind of disappointment. |
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By (user no longer on site) 37 weeks ago
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"I might be overthinking this, but what if someone doesn’t want me to message them?
It’s a genuine concern of mine.
Well that's why I thought there must be a team of expert messagers lined up, otherwise the poor guys would be hugely disappointed if it was only a sarcastic message from me "
Yes this whole thread is a little disappointing.
Was hoping for at least some woman to send some messages out.
This really isn’t the thread for overthinking things |
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By *agatoXXXMan 37 weeks ago
Gone and completely forgotten. |
"I might be overthinking this, but what if someone doesn’t want me to message them?
It’s a genuine concern of mine.
Well that's why I thought there must be a team of expert messagers lined up, otherwise the poor guys would be hugely disappointed if it was only a sarcastic message from me
Yes this whole thread is a little disappointing.
Was hoping for at least some woman to send some messages out.
This really isn’t the thread for overthinking things "
It has confirmed to me that the Fabettes won't go for any old sack of bones. |
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By (user no longer on site) 37 weeks ago
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"I might be overthinking this, but what if someone doesn’t want me to message them?
It’s a genuine concern of mine.
Well that's why I thought there must be a team of expert messagers lined up, otherwise the poor guys would be hugely disappointed if it was only a sarcastic message from me
Yes this whole thread is a little disappointing.
Was hoping for at least some woman to send some messages out.
This really isn’t the thread for overthinking things
It has confirmed to me that the Fabettes won't go for any old sack of bones."
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By (user no longer on site) 37 weeks ago
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So has this thread worked? |
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"I might be overthinking this, but what if someone doesn’t want me to message them?
It’s a genuine concern of mine.
Well that's why I thought there must be a team of expert messagers lined up, otherwise the poor guys would be hugely disappointed if it was only a sarcastic message from me
Yes this whole thread is a little disappointing.
Was hoping for at least some woman to send some messages out.
This really isn’t the thread for overthinking things "
Jesus Christ! Give the lovely ladies a chance. It's not even 3 o clock |
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By *lynJMan 37 weeks ago
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"So has this thread worked?"
In what respects? |
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By (user no longer on site) 37 weeks ago
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Im in 99% sure il not get a message |
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"Does this really work?"
Tested and does not work! Knew it |
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Go on.You know you really want to.... |
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Ok, I'm in. I've not been on the forums for a while, so I might be part of the 1%? |
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By (user no longer on site) 37 weeks ago
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Not in |
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By *TG3Man 37 weeks ago
Dorchester |
Did anyone get a message from a woman? |
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By (user no longer on site) 37 weeks ago
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I’m in. ???? |
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"Did anyone get a message from a woman? "
That'd be telling
If I've learnt anything, It's that the ladies like mystery, and most wouldn't want it broadcasting....
In short. Yes I got a few |
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"Did anyone get a message from a woman? "
No. It's been 19 minutes and not a fecking thing |
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By *TG3Man 37 weeks ago
Dorchester |
"Did anyone get a message from a woman?
No. It's been 19 minutes and not a fecking thing "
lol hey wait another 19 hours then delete your message |
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By (user no longer on site) 37 weeks ago
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Good MAMM, everyone |
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"Good MAMM, everyone "
Thanks Pete |
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"Did anyone get a message from a woman?
No. It's been 19 minutes and not a fecking thing "
I'm not surprised. Terrible working conditions. I heard rumour of a strike |
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I would love a message I don’t get many |
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Happy to throw my hat into the ring |
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So did everyone get a message then? |
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By *TG3Man 37 weeks ago
Dorchester |
Last word..... No |
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