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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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It's the part of Easter Sunday I hate most, you know what i'm talking about if you have/had small children. They're tucked up in bed and their easter eggs are sitting on the mantelpiece... staring at me.. littleun's MilkyBar Buttons egg is really looking good right now. Shall I have just a nibble of it?  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"YES, eat it all! It's ok, tell them I said you could, go on...  "
My 15m/o daughter will kick you in the nuts when she comes down tomorrow morning and find nothing but an empty box on the mantelpiece! You're baaaaad!!  |
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I have a brother who is a lot younger than me and my other brothers we used to nibble away at his easter eggs a little at a time so he wouldn't notice. Not that I'm giving you hints or anything...oh no. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I hate the bit where grandparents fill the kids to bursting point, then leave you to it when they burst.
I'm sure my grandparents did it to me when I was younger too.  |
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"I hate the bit where grandparents fill the kids to bursting point, then leave you to it when they burst.
I'm sure my grandparents did it to me when I was younger too. "
Tell them you heard whimpering sound outside and found the Easter Bunny collapsed and only chocolate could save him..it was the only thing you could do cos no one wants the Easter Bunny to die! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I have a brother who is a lot younger than me and my other brothers we used to nibble away at his easter eggs a little at a time so he wouldn't notice. Not that I'm giving you hints or anything...oh no."
Until it's all gone and then you have to lie to him and say the Easter Bunny came back and said it had left one too many.
Well, she has had some of mine today so fair's fair innit?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It's the part of Easter Sunday I hate most, you know what i'm talking about if you have/had small children. They're tucked up in bed and their easter eggs are sitting on the mantelpiece... staring at me.. littleun's MilkyBar Buttons egg is really looking good right now. Shall I have just a nibble of it? "
Don't eat them  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"YES, eat it all! It's ok, tell them I said you could, go on...
My 15m/o daughter will kick you in the nuts when she comes down tomorrow morning and find nothing but an empty box on the mantelpiece! You're baaaaad!! "
She'll never find me, meanwhile you get the chocolate - it's the perfect crime... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"U lot are really baaaaaaaaaaaaadddddddddddd stick them in the fridge and forget about them   "
NOOOOOOOO! That's where I put MY chocolate cos I love it hard. Why did you say such a despicable thing!!! |
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By *win PeaksCouple
over a year ago
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"It's the part of Easter Sunday I hate most, you know what i'm talking about if you have/had small children. They're tucked up in bed and their easter eggs are sitting on the mantelpiece... staring at me.. littleun's MilkyBar Buttons egg is really looking good right now. Shall I have just a nibble of it? "
Give in to the lust and go for it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I am picturing the scene in a few years time when your little angel nicks your chocolate and you ask her if she has touched it .............. and she stands in front of you with chocolate round her face and on her hands and says ....... with big eyes ............ No Daddy it wasn't me .............. but then again she might say ....... do you remember in 2013 when you nicked my egg Daddy and Sainsbury's didn't have a replacement ........... lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I hate the bit where grandparents fill the kids to bursting point, then leave you to it when they burst.
I'm sure my grandparents did it to me when I was younger too.
Tell them you heard whimpering sound outside and found the Easter Bunny collapsed and only chocolate could save him..it was the only thing you could do cos no one wants the Easter Bunny to die!"
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I am picturing the scene in a few years time when your little angel nicks your chocolate and you ask her if she has touched it .............. and she stands in front of you with chocolate round her face and on her hands and says ....... with big eyes ............ No Daddy it wasn't me .............. but then again she might say ....... do you remember in 2013 when you nicked my egg Daddy and Sainsbury's didn't have a replacement ........... lol "
You should have seen her today, chocolate covered face and she walked up to me and blatantly took my chocolate out of my hands, stuffed it in her mouth and walked off chomping it.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I am picturing the scene in a few years time when your little angel nicks your chocolate and you ask her if she has touched it .............. and she stands in front of you with chocolate round her face and on her hands and says ....... with big eyes ............ No Daddy it wasn't me .............. but then again she might say ....... do you remember in 2013 when you nicked my egg Daddy and Sainsbury's didn't have a replacement ........... lol
You should have seen her today, chocolate covered face and she walked up to me and blatantly took my chocolate out of my hands, stuffed it in her mouth and walked off chomping it. "
Good on her |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"it teaches kids the lesson to never leave chocolate lying around..its both dangerous and selfish
Yeah...she did that to you on purpose! Eat it!"
Nooooooooooooo dont !!!!!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"it teaches kids the lesson to never leave chocolate lying around..its both dangerous and selfish
Yeah...she did that to you on purpose! Eat it!
Nooooooooooooo dont !!!!!! "
It does have a shelf life you know, it says on the box 'Eat by ... DADDY' |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"it teaches kids the lesson to never leave chocolate lying around..its both dangerous and selfish
Yeah...she did that to you on purpose! Eat it!
Nooooooooooooo dont !!!!!! "
stop being greedy and or selfish and both!...this is an emergency..the chocolate is melting as we speak...just cos u cant have it, doesnt mean the OP cant save it going to waste |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"it teaches kids the lesson to never leave chocolate lying around..its both dangerous and selfish
Yeah...she did that to you on purpose! Eat it!
Nooooooooooooo dont !!!!!!
It does have a shelf life you know, it says on the box 'Eat by ... DADDY' "
Wishy your hallucinating !!!!! lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"it teaches kids the lesson to never leave chocolate lying around..its both dangerous and selfish
Yeah...she did that to you on purpose! Eat it!
Nooooooooooooo dont !!!!!!
stop being greedy and or selfish and both!...this is an emergency..the chocolate is melting as we speak...just cos u cant have it, doesnt mean the OP cant save it going to waste"
I like this guy. He's on my frequency. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"it teaches kids the lesson to never leave chocolate lying around..its both dangerous and selfish
Yeah...she did that to you on purpose! Eat it!
Nooooooooooooo dont !!!!!!
stop being greedy and or selfish and both!...this is an emergency..the chocolate is melting as we speak...just cos u cant have it, doesnt mean the OP cant save it going to waste"
If he did what he was told it wouldnt be melting it would be in the fridge ......... I don't want her chocolate lol and its her's not his lol ... it won't be going to waste ........ by the way there are eight eggs here and not one of them is mine and I haven't laid a finger on them lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"it teaches kids the lesson to never leave chocolate lying around..its both dangerous and selfish
Yeah...she did that to you on purpose! Eat it!
Nooooooooooooo dont !!!!!!
stop being greedy and or selfish and both!...this is an emergency..the chocolate is melting as we speak...just cos u cant have it, doesnt mean the OP cant save it going to waste
I like this guy. He's on my frequency. "
He's just a sadist that likes to make little girls cry !!!!!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"it teaches kids the lesson to never leave chocolate lying around..its both dangerous and selfish
Yeah...she did that to you on purpose! Eat it!
Nooooooooooooo dont !!!!!!
stop being greedy and or selfish and both!...this is an emergency..the chocolate is melting as we speak...just cos u cant have it, doesnt mean the OP cant save it going to waste
I like this guy. He's on my frequency. "
yeahh wishy..there are idiots that leave jars of unopen nutella around...dont they know it can harbour germs inside if left too long, or halfway eaten..thats why I always help ppl out...hate to see them feeling unwell |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"it teaches kids the lesson to never leave chocolate lying around..its both dangerous and selfish
Yeah...she did that to you on purpose! Eat it!
Nooooooooooooo dont !!!!!!
stop being greedy and or selfish and both!...this is an emergency..the chocolate is melting as we speak...just cos u cant have it, doesnt mean the OP cant save it going to waste
I like this guy. He's on my frequency.
He's just a sadist that likes to make little girls cry !!!!! "
thinking of the lass's teeth minxy..she'll be thanking her daddy later in life with her nonjeremykylestyle smile |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"it teaches kids the lesson to never leave chocolate lying around..its both dangerous and selfish
Yeah...she did that to you on purpose! Eat it!
Nooooooooooooo dont !!!!!!
stop being greedy and or selfish and both!...this is an emergency..the chocolate is melting as we speak...just cos u cant have it, doesnt mean the OP cant save it going to waste
I like this guy. He's on my frequency.
He's just a sadist that likes to make little girls cry !!!!!
thinking of the lass's teeth minxy..she'll be thanking her daddy later in life with her nonjeremykylestyle smile"
See. This. He's talking sense you know. She'll thank me later in life when she doesn't have hips that could part the ocean like Moses. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"She probably got white chocolate all over keyboard now....."
The funny thing about that is that she's exactly like me when it comes to sticky hands. I hate my hands being sticky and always have to clean them asap. She's exactly the same, and my mum is the same too! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Can one safely assume the egg is still safe and has not been liberated from its box? lol "
It's still there. Looking at me. I've turned the box around so it can't see me but I keep hearing little 'help me' cries coming from it. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"What happened to the egg?
I haven't eaten mine yet and somehow I seem to have bought 3 too many."
Today is Tuesday and I have just returned from a trip down south to collect my eldest and what do I see when I get home? The aforementioned egg still sitting on the mantelpiece. My littlest obviously didn't want it (I'll conveniently ignore the fact that she's only 2' tall and can't reach it). On top of that my mother gave me ANOTHER Milky Bar easter egg to give to the little tyke so if she has issues with me (which she won't cos she can't talk) she can draw pistols in the morning cos I've taken her original one and... scoffed it! |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
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"What happened to the egg?
I haven't eaten mine yet and somehow I seem to have bought 3 too many.
Today is Tuesday and I have just returned from a trip down south to collect my eldest and what do I see when I get home? The aforementioned egg still sitting on the mantelpiece. My littlest obviously didn't want it (I'll conveniently ignore the fact that she's only 2' tall and can't reach it). On top of that my mother gave me ANOTHER Milky Bar easter egg to give to the little tyke so if she has issues with me (which she won't cos she can't talk) she can draw pistols in the morning cos I've taken her original one and... scoffed it! "
Thanks for the update. She may not be able to verbalise her pain yet but I suspect she'll be in therapy in her 30s talking about the loss of an Easter Egg and the trauma she suffered. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"What happened to the egg?
I haven't eaten mine yet and somehow I seem to have bought 3 too many.
Today is Tuesday and I have just returned from a trip down south to collect my eldest and what do I see when I get home? The aforementioned egg still sitting on the mantelpiece. My littlest obviously didn't want it (I'll conveniently ignore the fact that she's only 2' tall and can't reach it). On top of that my mother gave me ANOTHER Milky Bar easter egg to give to the little tyke so if she has issues with me (which she won't cos she can't talk) she can draw pistols in the morning cos I've taken her original one and... scoffed it!
Thanks for the update. She may not be able to verbalise her pain yet but I suspect she'll be in therapy in her 30s talking about the loss of an Easter Egg and the trauma she suffered."
Yup, and she'll be joined by her elder brother whose egg she nicked for herself! |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"What happened to the egg?
I haven't eaten mine yet and somehow I seem to have bought 3 too many.
Today is Tuesday and I have just returned from a trip down south to collect my eldest and what do I see when I get home? The aforementioned egg still sitting on the mantelpiece. My littlest obviously didn't want it (I'll conveniently ignore the fact that she's only 2' tall and can't reach it). On top of that my mother gave me ANOTHER Milky Bar easter egg to give to the little tyke so if she has issues with me (which she won't cos she can't talk) she can draw pistols in the morning cos I've taken her original one and... scoffed it!
Thanks for the update. She may not be able to verbalise her pain yet but I suspect she'll be in therapy in her 30s talking about the loss of an Easter Egg and the trauma she suffered.
Yup, and she'll be joined by her elder brother whose egg she nicked for herself! "
Chocolate just isn't safe in your house. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"What happened to the egg?
I haven't eaten mine yet and somehow I seem to have bought 3 too many.
Today is Tuesday and I have just returned from a trip down south to collect my eldest and what do I see when I get home? The aforementioned egg still sitting on the mantelpiece. My littlest obviously didn't want it (I'll conveniently ignore the fact that she's only 2' tall and can't reach it). On top of that my mother gave me ANOTHER Milky Bar easter egg to give to the little tyke so if she has issues with me (which she won't cos she can't talk) she can draw pistols in the morning cos I've taken her original one and... scoffed it!
Thanks for the update. She may not be able to verbalise her pain yet but I suspect she'll be in therapy in her 30s talking about the loss of an Easter Egg and the trauma she suffered.
Yup, and she'll be joined by her elder brother whose egg she nicked for herself!
Chocolate just isn't safe in your house."
Fookin tell me about it!! Siren and I 'agreed' to buy one large egg for me and her - and she's feckin eaten all of it while I was away!! |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"What happened to the egg?
I haven't eaten mine yet and somehow I seem to have bought 3 too many.
Today is Tuesday and I have just returned from a trip down south to collect my eldest and what do I see when I get home? The aforementioned egg still sitting on the mantelpiece. My littlest obviously didn't want it (I'll conveniently ignore the fact that she's only 2' tall and can't reach it). On top of that my mother gave me ANOTHER Milky Bar easter egg to give to the little tyke so if she has issues with me (which she won't cos she can't talk) she can draw pistols in the morning cos I've taken her original one and... scoffed it!
Thanks for the update. She may not be able to verbalise her pain yet but I suspect she'll be in therapy in her 30s talking about the loss of an Easter Egg and the trauma she suffered.
Yup, and she'll be joined by her elder brother whose egg she nicked for herself!
Chocolate just isn't safe in your house.
Fookin tell me about it!! Siren and I 'agreed' to buy one large egg for me and her - and she's feckin eaten all of it while I was away!! "
That is so sad
My egg disappeared today too. I left it in the kitchen and somehow the box just had some chocolately crumbs when I went to get some earlier this evening. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I still havent got an egg ............. 
I've got two eggs and a bunny that I haven't been able to deliver yet. I think the bunny will be going spare."
can I come and collect it please? |
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