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MB's friendly chat - No5
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This is MB's friendly chat thread to say hello to anyone who wants to come in, have a chat and build some friendships too. I suppose I have enjoyed the interaction with all of you lovely people and we had lots of laughs in some of the threads. Not always that easy though for new people, so they are particularly welcome on this thread and any that may follow. A safe place for all to come say hello and share how your day has been or anything else you want to chat about. All inclusive, caring and respectful please at all times.  |
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By (user no longer on site) 37 weeks ago
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Do we have to buy ‘em a drink? |
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"I got 5 on it"
Ooft! That’s a banger! |
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Good being everyone, hope you all have had a great weekend  |
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By (user no longer on site) 37 weeks ago
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I’ve had a great day today. I hope you all have too  |
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"Good being everyone, hope you all have had a great weekend " Mine continues for one more day. Fkin awesome.
It’s been a mixed bag of beautiful and a total horror show. But……still smilin’. |
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By *insBadMan 37 weeks ago
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Hello everyone, recently rejoined the community. Can't wait to get back into the swing of things, excuse the pun |
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"Hello everyone, recently rejoined the community. Can't wait to get back into the swing of things, excuse the pun"
Welcome!
Lazy evening ahead. Although I'll probably regret it in the morning  |
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Hello beautiful people, back from the outside. Stil a gorgeous day. Hopinh you are all having fun. Time to grab a drink, put feet up and enjoy your company and chat  |
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I’m knackered now. But I have some work to do before I can call it a day. |
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"I’m knackered now. But I have some work to do before I can call it a day. "
Is like that is it. Now I am back you are doing a runner  |
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"I’m knackered now. But I have some work to do before I can call it a day.
Is like that is it. Now I am back you are doing a runner "
I ain’t going anywhere yet. I need darkness in my office before I can get to work. |
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"I’m knackered now. But I have some work to do before I can call it a day.
Is like that is it. Now I am back you are doing a runner
I ain’t going anywhere yet. I need darkness in my office before I can get to work. "
Phew as I had my best aftershave on an all.  |
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By (user no longer on site) 37 weeks ago
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I'm sitting in the bath being a scrubber  |
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"I’m knackered now. But I have some work to do before I can call it a day.
Is like that is it. Now I am back you are doing a runner
I ain’t going anywhere yet. I need darkness in my office before I can get to work.
Phew as I had my best aftershave on an all. "
Oh you big flirty mcflirtface  |
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"I'm sitting in the bath being a scrubber "
I’ve no idea what the fk is going through my mind, but I had to read that a couple of times.
I thought, and I don’t know why, that it said you were sat in the bath with a big cucumber. |
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"I'm sitting in the bath being a scrubber
I’ve no idea what the fk is going through my mind, but I had to read that a couple of times.
I thought, and I don’t know why, that it said you were sat in the bath with a big cucumber. "
My innocent mind thought of little yellow ducks  |
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By (user no longer on site) 37 weeks ago
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"I'm sitting in the bath being a scrubber
I’ve no idea what the fk is going through my mind, but I had to read that a couple of times.
I thought, and I don’t know why, that it said you were sat in the bath with a big cucumber. "
MR WICK!!
That's not big enough for my bucket fanny |
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By (user no longer on site) 37 weeks ago
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Could’ve been a typo  |
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By (user no longer on site) 37 weeks ago
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Present.
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"Present.
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Hello Mr Pickle, welcome. Your friend Mr Black has been leading me astray  |
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By (user no longer on site) 37 weeks ago
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"Present.
Hello Mr Pickle, welcome. Your friend Mr Black has been leading me astray "
What has he given you to drink  |
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"Present.
Hello Mr Pickle, welcome. Your friend Mr Black has been leading me astray
What has he given you to drink "
His uncle's rum  |
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By (user no longer on site) 37 weeks ago
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"Present.
My guy
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Yes bro!
You drinking your magnum? |
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By (user no longer on site) 37 weeks ago
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"Present.
Hello Mr Pickle, welcome. Your friend Mr Black has been leading me astray
What has he given you to drink
His uncle's rum "
Ah! Uncle Wray. The GOAT |
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"Present.
Hello Mr Pickle, welcome. Your friend Mr Black has been leading me astray
What has he given you to drink
His uncle's rum
Ah! Uncle Wray. The GOAT"
That's the one, corruption I tell you  |
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By (user no longer on site) 37 weeks ago
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"Present.
Hello Mr Pickle, welcome. Your friend Mr Black has been leading me astray
What has he given you to drink
His uncle's rum
Ah! Uncle Wray. The GOAT
That's the one, corruption I tell you "
Good man. Always nice to see another Jamaican on the forums  |
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"Present.
My guy
Yes bro!
You drinking your magnum?"
With two shots of wray |
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By (user no longer on site) 37 weeks ago
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"Present.
My guy
Yes bro!
You drinking your magnum?
With two shots of wray"
I did have rum and magnum earlier this week but it was Captain Morgan. Still banging |
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"I'm sitting in the bath being a scrubber
I’ve no idea what the fk is going through my mind, but I had to read that a couple of times.
I thought, and I don’t know why, that it said you were sat in the bath with a big cucumber.
MR WICK!!
That's not big enough for my bucket fanny"
MISS TIGHTPANTS! |
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"Present.
Hello Mr Pickle, welcome. Your friend Mr Black has been leading me astray
What has he given you to drink
His uncle's rum
Ah! Uncle Wray. The GOAT
That's the one, corruption I tell you
Good man. Always nice to see another Jamaican on the forums "
It is and promised me soca and trad calypso an all.  |
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"Present.
Hello Mr Pickle, welcome. Your friend Mr Black has been leading me astray
What has he given you to drink
His uncle's rum
Ah! Uncle Wray. The GOAT
That's the one, corruption I tell you
Good man. Always nice to see another Jamaican on the forums
It is and promised me soca and trad calypso an all. "
Don't forget Minxy and EmCee too |
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By (user no longer on site) 37 weeks ago
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"Present.
Hello Mr Pickle, welcome. Your friend Mr Black has been leading me astray
What has he given you to drink
His uncle's rum
Ah! Uncle Wray. The GOAT
That's the one, corruption I tell you
Good man. Always nice to see another Jamaican on the forums
It is and promised me soca and trad calypso an all.
Don't forget Minxy and EmCee too"
Rahted! Sounds like a party  |
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"Present.
Hello Mr Pickle, welcome. Your friend Mr Black has been leading me astray
What has he given you to drink
His uncle's rum
Ah! Uncle Wray. The GOAT
That's the one, corruption I tell you
Good man. Always nice to see another Jamaican on the forums
It is and promised me soca and trad calypso an all.
Don't forget Minxy and EmCee too"
I’m not dancing mr black!!  |
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"Present.
Hello Mr Pickle, welcome. Your friend Mr Black has been leading me astray
What has he given you to drink
His uncle's rum
Ah! Uncle Wray. The GOAT
That's the one, corruption I tell you
Good man. Always nice to see another Jamaican on the forums
It is and promised me soca and trad calypso an all.
Don't forget Minxy and EmCee too
Rahted! Sounds like a party "
You dun know your seat is booked from longtime |
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"Present.
Hello Mr Pickle, welcome. Your friend Mr Black has been leading me astray
What has he given you to drink
His uncle's rum
Ah! Uncle Wray. The GOAT
That's the one, corruption I tell you
Good man. Always nice to see another Jamaican on the forums
It is and promised me soca and trad calypso an all.
Don't forget Minxy and EmCee too
Rahted! Sounds like a party "
Under the stars in the Caribbean. Much bettet than the ghetto someone suggested on an earlier thread |
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By (user no longer on site) 37 weeks ago
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"Present.
Hello Mr Pickle, welcome. Your friend Mr Black has been leading me astray
What has he given you to drink
His uncle's rum
Ah! Uncle Wray. The GOAT
That's the one, corruption I tell you
Good man. Always nice to see another Jamaican on the forums
It is and promised me soca and trad calypso an all.
Don't forget Minxy and EmCee too
I’m not dancing mr black!! "  |
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By (user no longer on site) 37 weeks ago
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"Present.
Hello Mr Pickle, welcome. Your friend Mr Black has been leading me astray
What has he given you to drink
His uncle's rum
Ah! Uncle Wray. The GOAT
That's the one, corruption I tell you
Good man. Always nice to see another Jamaican on the forums
It is and promised me soca and trad calypso an all.
Don't forget Minxy and EmCee too
Rahted! Sounds like a party
You dun know your seat is booked from longtime"
Respect |
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"Present.
Hello Mr Pickle, welcome. Your friend Mr Black has been leading me astray
What has he given you to drink
His uncle's rum
Ah! Uncle Wray. The GOAT
That's the one, corruption I tell you
Good man. Always nice to see another Jamaican on the forums
It is and promised me soca and trad calypso an all.
Don't forget Minxy and EmCee too
I’m not dancing mr black!! "
The island vibes may have something to say about that |
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"Present.
Hello Mr Pickle, welcome. Your friend Mr Black has been leading me astray
What has he given you to drink
His uncle's rum
Ah! Uncle Wray. The GOAT
That's the one, corruption I tell you
Good man. Always nice to see another Jamaican on the forums
It is and promised me soca and trad calypso an all.
Don't forget Minxy and EmCee too
I’m not dancing mr black!! "
I am for sure shaking that booty. Need to find a lovy big mamma like the one I danced with at Nottinghill  |
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By (user no longer on site) 37 weeks ago
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"Present.
Hello Mr Pickle, welcome. Your friend Mr Black has been leading me astray
What has he given you to drink
His uncle's rum
Ah! Uncle Wray. The GOAT
That's the one, corruption I tell you
Good man. Always nice to see another Jamaican on the forums
It is and promised me soca and trad calypso an all.
Don't forget Minxy and EmCee too
Rahted! Sounds like a party
Under the stars in the Caribbean. Much bettet than the ghetto someone suggested on an earlier thread "
I literally would LOVE to be in Jamaica right now |
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"Present.
Hello Mr Pickle, welcome. Your friend Mr Black has been leading me astray
What has he given you to drink
His uncle's rum
Ah! Uncle Wray. The GOAT
That's the one, corruption I tell you
Good man. Always nice to see another Jamaican on the forums
It is and promised me soca and trad calypso an all.
Don't forget Minxy and EmCee too
Rahted! Sounds like a party
Under the stars in the Caribbean. Much bettet than the ghetto someone suggested on an earlier thread
I literally would LOVE to be in Jamaica right now "
Let's all go. Fab trip  |
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By (user no longer on site) 37 weeks ago
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"Present.
Hello Mr Pickle, welcome. Your friend Mr Black has been leading me astray
What has he given you to drink
His uncle's rum
Ah! Uncle Wray. The GOAT
That's the one, corruption I tell you
Good man. Always nice to see another Jamaican on the forums
It is and promised me soca and trad calypso an all.
Don't forget Minxy and EmCee too
Rahted! Sounds like a party
Under the stars in the Caribbean. Much bettet than the ghetto someone suggested on an earlier thread
I literally would LOVE to be in Jamaica right now
Let's all go. Fab trip " in.  |
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"Present.
Hello Mr Pickle, welcome. Your friend Mr Black has been leading me astray
What has he given you to drink
His uncle's rum
Ah! Uncle Wray. The GOAT
That's the one, corruption I tell you
Good man. Always nice to see another Jamaican on the forums
It is and promised me soca and trad calypso an all.
Don't forget Minxy and EmCee too
I’m not dancing mr black!!
The island vibes may have something to say about that "
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"Evening all."
Evening. I bet you want to come to  |
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By (user no longer on site) 37 weeks ago
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"Evening all."
Hello beautiful |
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"Evening all.
Evening. I bet you want to come to "
I'm coming  |
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"Present.
Hello Mr Pickle, welcome. Your friend Mr Black has been leading me astray
What has he given you to drink
His uncle's rum
Ah! Uncle Wray. The GOAT
That's the one, corruption I tell you
Good man. Always nice to see another Jamaican on the forums
It is and promised me soca and trad calypso an all.
Don't forget Minxy and EmCee too
Rahted! Sounds like a party
Under the stars in the Caribbean. Much bettet than the ghetto someone suggested on an earlier thread
I literally would LOVE to be in Jamaica right now
Let's all go. Fab trip "
We can all go for my 40th next year |
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By (user no longer on site) 37 weeks ago
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"Evening all.
Evening. I bet you want to come to
I'm coming "
I hope to hear that soon |
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"Evening all.
Hello beautiful "
Buenas noches, guapo
Any room on that plane for a wheelie big 'un?  |
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"Evening all.
Evening. I bet you want to come to
I'm coming "
I wondered how long it was going to take |
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"Evening all.
Hello beautiful
Buenas noches, guapo
Any room on that plane for a wheelie big 'un? "
Only next to me  |
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"Evening all.
Evening. I bet you want to come to
I'm coming
I wondered how long it was going to take "
Took me aaaaaaaaaaaaages  |
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"Evening all.
Hello beautiful
Buenas noches, guapo
Any room on that plane for a wheelie big 'un?
Only next to me "
Let me shuffle up then  |
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"Evening all.
Hello beautiful
Buenas noches, guapo
Any room on that plane for a wheelie big 'un? "
We got that G6 baby
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"Present.
Hello Mr Pickle, welcome. Your friend Mr Black has been leading me astray
What has he given you to drink
His uncle's rum
Ah! Uncle Wray. The GOAT
That's the one, corruption I tell you
Good man. Always nice to see another Jamaican on the forums
It is and promised me soca and trad calypso an all.
Don't forget Minxy and EmCee too
Rahted! Sounds like a party
Under the stars in the Caribbean. Much bettet than the ghetto someone suggested on an earlier thread
I literally would LOVE to be in Jamaica right now
Let's all go. Fab trip
We can all go for my 40th next year"
Oh yes, I am in. Let the fun begin  |
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"Evening all.
Hello beautiful
Buenas noches, guapo
Any room on that plane for a wheelie big 'un?
We got that G6 baby
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Ooooooooo snazzy  |
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"Evening all.
Hello beautiful
Buenas noches, guapo
Any room on that plane for a wheelie big 'un?
Only next to me
Let me shuffle up then "
Small up yuhself  |
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"Evening all.
Hello beautiful
Buenas noches, guapo
Any room on that plane for a wheelie big 'un?
We got that G6 baby
Good times won't owe me anything when I pass on
Ooooooooo snazzy "
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"Evening all.
Hello beautiful
Buenas noches, guapo
Any room on that plane for a wheelie big 'un?
Only next to me
Let me shuffle up then "
Do you know what actually, it might be a bit tight but we’ll make it fit |
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"Evening all.
Hello beautiful
Buenas noches, guapo
Any room on that plane for a wheelie big 'un?
Only next to me
Let me shuffle up then
Do you know what actually, it might be a bit tight but we’ll make it fit"
Oh, it's tight Pickle. It's tight  |
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"Evening all.
Hello beautiful
Buenas noches, guapo
Any room on that plane for a wheelie big 'un?
Only next to me
Let me shuffle up then
Do you know what actually, it might be a bit tight but we’ll make it fit
Oh, it's tight Pickle. It's tight "
Just how he likes it |
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"Wah gwaan Mr Black? "
We out here |
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So when are we off for that big party then ?  |
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"So when are we off for that big party then ? "
End of Feb |
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"So when are we off for that big party then ?
End of Feb"
In the diary, booking time off tomorrow  |
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"So when are we off for that big party then ?
End of Feb
In the diary, booking time off tomorrow "
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Bugger, dozed off for half hour.
Deadly thing to do at this time of night.
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"Bugger, dozed off for half hour.
Deadly thing to do at this time of night.
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Lil, what is deadly is having a drink before an early start for work tomorrow |
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"Bugger, dozed off for half hour.
Deadly thing to do at this time of night.
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Lol
You haven't missed much  |
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"Bugger, dozed off for half hour.
Deadly thing to do at this time of night.
Lol
You haven't missed much "
He might want to join the trip  |
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"Bugger, dozed off for half hour.
Deadly thing to do at this time of night.
Lol
You haven't missed much
He might want to join the trip "
So I don’t have to get in someone’s suitcase then?  |
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"A trip you say……."
Mr Black will enlighten you  |
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"Bugger, dozed off for half hour.
Deadly thing to do at this time of night.
Lol
You haven't missed much
He might want to join the trip
So I don’t have to get in someone’s suitcase then? "
Nope
You have seat on the plane |
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"A trip you say……."
We are going to the Carribbean next year  |
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"So when are we off for that big party then ?
End of Feb"
I'll book my airport assistance  |
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"A trip you say…….
We are going to the Carribbean next year "
Oh bugger
I love the Caribbean, but I’m too fat to sit on a plane, and don’t own a passport anymore. |
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This is where all the nice folk are then.  |
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"A trip you say…….
We are going to the Carribbean next year
Oh bugger
I love the Caribbean, but I’m too fat to sit on a plane, and don’t own a passport anymore. "
You have time to get one  |
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"A trip you say…….
We are going to the Carribbean next year
Oh bugger
I love the Caribbean, but I’m too fat to sit on a plane, and don’t own a passport anymore.
You have time to get one "
But not enough time to fit my fat arse into an airline seat comfortably. |
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"A trip you say…….
We are going to the Carribbean next year
Oh bugger
I love the Caribbean, but I’m too fat to sit on a plane, and don’t own a passport anymore.
You have time to get one
But not enough time to fit my fat arse into an airline seat comfortably. "
You can do anything you put your mind to
Think of the Carribbean  |
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"A trip you say…….
We are going to the Carribbean next year
Oh bugger
I love the Caribbean, but I’m too fat to sit on a plane, and don’t own a passport anymore.
You have time to get one
But not enough time to fit my fat arse into an airline seat comfortably.
You can do anything you put your mind to
Think of the Carribbean "
I’ll think of it, and hoist a hollowed out pineapple, filled with rum, while you all FaceTime me from the beach.  |
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"A trip you say…….
We are going to the Carribbean next year
Oh bugger
I love the Caribbean, but I’m too fat to sit on a plane, and don’t own a passport anymore.
You have time to get one
But not enough time to fit my fat arse into an airline seat comfortably.
You can do anything you put your mind to
Think of the Carribbean
I’ll think of it, and hoist a hollowed out pineapple, filled with rum, while you all FaceTime me from the beach. "
Maybe we should host twin parties. One herecand one there at the same time  |
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"A trip you say…….
We are going to the Carribbean next year
Oh bugger
I love the Caribbean, but I’m too fat to sit on a plane, and don’t own a passport anymore.
You have time to get one
But not enough time to fit my fat arse into an airline seat comfortably.
You can do anything you put your mind to
Think of the Carribbean
I’ll think of it, and hoist a hollowed out pineapple, filled with rum, while you all FaceTime me from the beach.
Maybe we should host twin parties. One herecand one there at the same time "
Genius
Although finding a stretch of white sanded, turquoise watered, palm tree lined beach in Blighty, might be a bit of a stretch. |
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"A trip you say…….
We are going to the Carribbean next year
Oh bugger
I love the Caribbean, but I’m too fat to sit on a plane, and don’t own a passport anymore.
You have time to get one
But not enough time to fit my fat arse into an airline seat comfortably.
You can do anything you put your mind to
Think of the Carribbean
I’ll think of it, and hoist a hollowed out pineapple, filled with rum, while you all FaceTime me from the beach.
Maybe we should host twin parties. One herecand one there at the same time
Genius
Although finding a stretch of white sanded, turquoise watered, palm tree lined beach in Blighty, might be a bit of a stretch. "
I didn't say identical twins  |
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"A trip you say…….
We are going to the Carribbean next year
Oh bugger
I love the Caribbean, but I’m too fat to sit on a plane, and don’t own a passport anymore.
You have time to get one
But not enough time to fit my fat arse into an airline seat comfortably.
You can do anything you put your mind to
Think of the Carribbean
I’ll think of it, and hoist a hollowed out pineapple, filled with rum, while you all FaceTime me from the beach.
Maybe we should host twin parties. One herecand one there at the same time
Genius
Although finding a stretch of white sanded, turquoise watered, palm tree lined beach in Blighty, might be a bit of a stretch.
I didn't say identical twins "
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"A trip you say…….
We are going to the Carribbean next year
Oh bugger
I love the Caribbean, but I’m too fat to sit on a plane, and don’t own a passport anymore.
You have time to get one
But not enough time to fit my fat arse into an airline seat comfortably.
You can do anything you put your mind to
Think of the Carribbean
I’ll think of it, and hoist a hollowed out pineapple, filled with rum, while you all FaceTime me from the beach.
Maybe we should host twin parties. One herecand one there at the same time
Genius
Although finding a stretch of white sanded, turquoise watered, palm tree lined beach in Blighty, might be a bit of a stretch.
I didn't say identical twins "
But if I can’t go on a plane. I want the full experience here. |
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"A trip you say…….
We are going to the Carribbean next year
Oh bugger
I love the Caribbean, but I’m too fat to sit on a plane, and don’t own a passport anymore.
You have time to get one
But not enough time to fit my fat arse into an airline seat comfortably.
You can do anything you put your mind to
Think of the Carribbean
I’ll think of it, and hoist a hollowed out pineapple, filled with rum, while you all FaceTime me from the beach.
Maybe we should host twin parties. One herecand one there at the same time
Genius
Although finding a stretch of white sanded, turquoise watered, palm tree lined beach in Blighty, might be a bit of a stretch.
I didn't say identical twins
But if I can’t go on a plane. I want the full experience here. "
What about a cruise ship?
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"A trip you say…….
We are going to the Carribbean next year
Oh bugger
I love the Caribbean, but I’m too fat to sit on a plane, and don’t own a passport anymore.
You have time to get one
But not enough time to fit my fat arse into an airline seat comfortably.
You can do anything you put your mind to
Think of the Carribbean
I’ll think of it, and hoist a hollowed out pineapple, filled with rum, while you all FaceTime me from the beach.
Maybe we should host twin parties. One herecand one there at the same time
Genius
Although finding a stretch of white sanded, turquoise watered, palm tree lined beach in Blighty, might be a bit of a stretch.
I didn't say identical twins
But if I can’t go on a plane. I want the full experience here.
What about a cruise ship?
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Aye, I’ll take that.  |
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Evening all, I hope you’ve all had a nice day. Last shift then nearly two weeks off. Have a great night |
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"Evening all, I hope you’ve all had a nice day. Last shift then nearly two weeks off. Have a great night "
Good evening. |
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"Evening all, I hope you’ve all had a nice day. Last shift then nearly two weeks off. Have a great night "
Two weeks? Two weeks? Two blooming weeks?  |
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"Evening all, I hope you’ve all had a nice day. Last shift then nearly two weeks off. Have a great night "
I’ll have what she’s having, thanks |
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"Evening all, I hope you’ve all had a nice day. Last shift then nearly two weeks off. Have a great night "
Bomboclart |
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I'm not staying in Blighty. I'm going on the private jet to the lovely beaches and sunshine n stuff  |
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"Evening all!"
Hello Daizy. Welcome to the mad house  |
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By *aizyWoman 37 weeks ago
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"Evening all!
Oi oi. "
Saveloy!! |
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By *aizyWoman 37 weeks ago
west midlands |
"Evening all!
Hello Daizy. Welcome to the mad house "
Evening MB, how's your sunny Sunday been? |
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"Evening all!
Hello Daizy. Welcome to the mad house
Evening MB, how's your sunny Sunday been?"
Gorgeous Daizy. Food, drink, people watching, sunshine and now in good company Yours? |
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"I'm not staying in Blighty. I'm going on the private jet to the lovely beaches and sunshine n stuff "
You know what time it is  |
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By (user no longer on site) 37 weeks ago
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"Evening all.
Hello beautiful
Buenas noches, guapo
Any room on that plane for a wheelie big 'un?
Only next to me
Let me shuffle up then
Do you know what actually, it might be a bit tight but we’ll make it fit
Oh, it's tight Pickle. It's tight "  |
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By (user no longer on site) 37 weeks ago
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"Evening all!"
Hello you  |
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"I'm not staying in Blighty. I'm going on the private jet to the lovely beaches and sunshine n stuff
You know what time it is "
Is it February already? |
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"I'm not staying in Blighty. I'm going on the private jet to the lovely beaches and sunshine n stuff
You know what time it is
Is it February already? "
Lol
We need to educate you in the lingo
Pickle can teach you on the plane  |
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"I'm not staying in Blighty. I'm going on the private jet to the lovely beaches and sunshine n stuff
You know what time it is
Is it February already?
Lol
We need to educate you in the lingo
Pickle can teach you on the plane "
Is that what you learn in Mile High Club? The lingo?  |
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"I'm not staying in Blighty. I'm going on the private jet to the lovely beaches and sunshine n stuff
You know what time it is
Is it February already?
Lol
We need to educate you in the lingo
Pickle can teach you on the plane
Is that what you learn in Mile High Club? The lingo? "
Lol
I better get a bigger plane
We are going to need more than a few beds at 30,000 feet |
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By *aizyWoman 37 weeks ago
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"Evening all!
Hello you "
Where's my manners? Hello Pickles!  |
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"I'm not staying in Blighty. I'm going on the private jet to the lovely beaches and sunshine n stuff
You know what time it is
Is it February already?
Lol
We need to educate you in the lingo
Pickle can teach you on the plane "
Yes. What a great idea  |
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Hi everyone, I'm just here to enquire about the women who love to rim men. Am I in the right place? |
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By (user no longer on site) 37 weeks ago
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"Evening all!
Hello you
Where's my manners? Hello Pickles! "
You don’t need those.
How’re you today Daizy? Happy Sunday. |
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"Hi everyone, I'm just here to enquire about the women who love to rim men. Am I in the right place?"
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Evening all. Popping in briefly before bed, I was up waaaaay too late last night!
Mrs TMN x |
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By *aizyWoman 37 weeks ago
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"Evening all!
Hello you
Where's my manners? Hello Pickles!
You don’t need those.
How’re you today Daizy? Happy Sunday. "
Not too bad thanks, been enjoying the sunshine while it lasts, how about you? |
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"Hi everyone, I'm just here to enquire about the women who love to rim men. Am I in the right place?"
*Looks behind her* |
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"Hi everyone, I'm just here to enquire about the women who love to rim men. Am I in the right place?"
Go and find Jim’s mum.  |
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"Hi everyone, I'm just here to enquire about the women who love to rim men. Am I in the right place?
Go and find Jim’s mum. "
Ah yeah, I know the one. |
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"Hi everyone, I'm just here to enquire about the women who love to rim men. Am I in the right place?
Go and find Jim’s mum. "
I might see Jim this week, actually  |
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"Hi everyone, I'm just here to enquire about the women who love to rim men. Am I in the right place?
Go and find Jim’s mum.
I might see Jim this week, actually "
Ask him to pass on my regards to his mum.  |
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"Hi everyone, I'm just here to enquire about the women who love to rim men. Am I in the right place?
Go and find Jim’s mum.
I might see Jim this week, actually
Ask him to pass on my regards to his mum. "
Oh, I will  |
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By *nnCeeWoman 37 weeks ago
East of Eden, West of Hell |
"Present.
Hello Mr Pickle, welcome. Your friend Mr Black has been leading me astray
What has he given you to drink
His uncle's rum
Ah! Uncle Wray. The GOAT
That's the one, corruption I tell you
Good man. Always nice to see another Jamaican on the forums
It is and promised me soca and trad calypso an all.
Don't forget Minxy and EmCee too
I’m not dancing mr black!!
The island vibes may have something to say about that
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Watch me win'!!  Gimme a drink and I'll be dancin'. Get yourself on the dancefloor all! (Or the sand, I don't mind where I dance) |
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"Present.
Hello Mr Pickle, welcome. Your friend Mr Black has been leading me astray
What has he given you to drink
His uncle's rum
Ah! Uncle Wray. The GOAT
That's the one, corruption I tell you
Good man. Always nice to see another Jamaican on the forums
It is and promised me soca and trad calypso an all.
Don't forget Minxy and EmCee too
I’m not dancing mr black!!
The island vibes may have something to say about that
Watch me win'!!  Gimme a drink and I'll be dancin'. Get yourself on the dancefloor all! (Or the sand, I don't mind where I dance)"
I'm loving the enthusiasm |
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By *nnCeeWoman 37 weeks ago
East of Eden, West of Hell |
"So when are we off for that big party then ?
End of Feb"
Perfect!! I'll have me a late 45th Birthday  |
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By *nnCeeWoman 37 weeks ago
East of Eden, West of Hell |
"Present.
Hello Mr Pickle, welcome. Your friend Mr Black has been leading me astray
What has he given you to drink
His uncle's rum
Ah! Uncle Wray. The GOAT
That's the one, corruption I tell you
Good man. Always nice to see another Jamaican on the forums
It is and promised me soca and trad calypso an all.
Don't forget Minxy and EmCee too
I’m not dancing mr black!!
The island vibes may have something to say about that
Watch me win'!!  Gimme a drink and I'll be dancin'. Get yourself on the dancefloor all! (Or the sand, I don't mind where I dance)
I'm loving the enthusiasm "
Might have to go easy on Mr Wray though, I'm used to the white stuff with the bat on |
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"So when are we off for that big party then ?
End of Feb
Perfect!! I'll have me a late 45th Birthday "
Twinsies |
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"Present.
Hello Mr Pickle, welcome. Your friend Mr Black has been leading me astray
What has he given you to drink
His uncle's rum
Ah! Uncle Wray. The GOAT
That's the one, corruption I tell you
Good man. Always nice to see another Jamaican on the forums
It is and promised me soca and trad calypso an all.
Don't forget Minxy and EmCee too
I’m not dancing mr black!!
The island vibes may have something to say about that
Watch me win'!!  Gimme a drink and I'll be dancin'. Get yourself on the dancefloor all! (Or the sand, I don't mind where I dance)
I'm loving the enthusiasm
Might have to go easy on Mr Wray though, I'm used to the white stuff with the bat on "
Lol
Other runs will be available on the flight and the trip |
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Oooft, now you’re speaking to my heart.
Mr Wray  |
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"Oooft, now you’re speaking to my heart.
Mr Wray "
Proper rum punch for the guys who drink mixers |
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"Oooft, now you’re speaking to my heart.
Mr Wray
Proper rum punch for the guys who drink mixers"
I don’t drink a lot of white rum, but that one is lush, in a simple yet outrageously moreish mix.
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"Oooft, now you’re speaking to my heart.
Mr Wray
Proper rum punch for the guys who drink mixers
I don’t drink a lot of white rum, but that one is lush, in a simple yet outrageously moreish mix.
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I'm on it right now
No mixer |
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By *nnCeeWoman 37 weeks ago
East of Eden, West of Hell |
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By *nnCeeWoman 37 weeks ago
East of Eden, West of Hell |
"So when are we off for that big party then ?
End of Feb
Perfect!! I'll have me a late 45th Birthday
Twinsies"
Well, if you're late Feb, you're a fish, I'm a water carrier, as I'm mid. |
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"Oooft, now you’re speaking to my heart.
Mr Wray
Proper rum punch for the guys who drink mixers
I don’t drink a lot of white rum, but that one is lush, in a simple yet outrageously moreish mix.
I'm on it right now
No mixer "
Best mixer for white rum………dark rum, add a dash or rum, and it’s party time! |
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By *nnCeeWoman 37 weeks ago
East of Eden, West of Hell |
"Present.
Hello Mr Pickle, welcome. Your friend Mr Black has been leading me astray
What has he given you to drink
His uncle's rum
Ah! Uncle Wray. The GOAT
That's the one, corruption I tell you
Good man. Always nice to see another Jamaican on the forums
It is and promised me soca and trad calypso an all.
Don't forget Minxy and EmCee too
I’m not dancing mr black!!
The island vibes may have something to say about that
Watch me win'!!  Gimme a drink and I'll be dancin'. Get yourself on the dancefloor all! (Or the sand, I don't mind where I dance)
I'm loving the enthusiasm
Might have to go easy on Mr Wray though, I'm used to the white stuff with the bat on
Lol
Other runs will be available on the flight and the trip"
TBF, I have to be careful with the drink, these days - ask The Pickle |
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"So when are we off for that big party then ?
End of Feb
Perfect!! I'll have me a late 45th Birthday
Twinsies
Well, if you're late Feb, you're a fish, I'm a water carrier, as I'm mid."
It's gonna be a blast |
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"Present.
Hello Mr Pickle, welcome. Your friend Mr Black has been leading me astray
What has he given you to drink
His uncle's rum
Ah! Uncle Wray. The GOAT
That's the one, corruption I tell you
Good man. Always nice to see another Jamaican on the forums
It is and promised me soca and trad calypso an all.
Don't forget Minxy and EmCee too
I’m not dancing mr black!!
The island vibes may have something to say about that
Watch me win'!!  Gimme a drink and I'll be dancin'. Get yourself on the dancefloor all! (Or the sand, I don't mind where I dance)
I'm loving the enthusiasm
Might have to go easy on Mr Wray though, I'm used to the white stuff with the bat on
Lol
Other runs will be available on the flight and the trip
TBF, I have to be careful with the drink, these days - ask The Pickle"
Does he have all the juicy goss |
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"Where has everyone gone"
Sorry I was om phone and time to go as early start. I am sure they will come  |
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"Where has everyone gone
Sorry I was om phone and time to go as early start. I am sure they will come "
Uncle Wray will keep me company  |
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"Where has everyone gone"
I'm in bed. I should sleep. Early start tomorrow  |
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"Where has everyone gone
I'm in bed. I should sleep. Early start tomorrow "
Goodnight guys  |
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"Where has everyone gone"
I’m now sat at my PC doing some work. Need to remain relatively undistracted. |
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No boobs to my inbox please, I’m trying to concentrate. |
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"Where has everyone gone
I’m now sat at my PC doing some work. Need to remain relatively undistracted."
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I’ll still slip in n out through the witching hours. |
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"Evening all, I hope you’ve all had a nice day. Last shift then nearly two weeks off. Have a great night
Two weeks? Two weeks? Two blooming weeks? "
Two very much needed weeks  |
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Bed time now. Work finished after midnight, dog walked, all is silent in the house. |
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"Evening all, I hope you’ve all had a nice day. Last shift then nearly two weeks off. Have a great night
Two weeks? Two weeks? Two blooming weeks?
Two very much needed weeks "
Enjoy |
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"Bed time now. Work finished after midnight, dog walked, all is silent in the house."
Goodnight you |
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Good morning everyone. I hope you have a great day. It looks like another bright, sunny one. Not slept brilliantly and have a busy day ahead but needs must. Enjoy your day and pop in here (or no6 when this fills up) whenever you can for a friendly chat with whoever is in. x |
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Oh,is quiet in here this morning. Btw weather not as anticipated. A bit dull so far  |
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Good morning all!
How’s everyone doing? This is going to be a great week!!  |
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Hello everyone. Hope you are all good. Busy, busy, quick coffee break  |
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By (user no longer on site) 37 weeks ago
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Lunch tiiiiime!!!  |
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"Lunch tiiiiime!!! "
What are you having? Just had a quick cheese sarnie  |
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I'm beginning to regret my decision to try and sort out my clothes... |
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"I'm beginning to regret my decision to try and sort out my clothes..."
Too many?  |
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The perfect Pot Noodle. How’d’ya do yours? If you partake of course.
John Wick - Asking the high brow questions we need answers to since 2006. |
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What a day. What. A. Day. And it's only 12:47. Is it the weekend yet?! |
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"What a day. What. A. Day. And it's only 12:47. Is it the weekend yet?! "
Almost. |
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