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By *onny Dangerous OP   Man 25 weeks ago

Nowhere Town Aycliffe

Strange how some small things can get on your nerves.

It drives me mad when I see people spell horny with an e, as in horney. It’s not important but it just doesn’t look right to me.

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By *naswingdressWoman 25 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)

The internet is a terrible place for pedants

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman 25 weeks ago

The Town by The Cross


"The internet is a terrible place for pedants "

Do you mean pedints ?

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By *obilebottomMan 25 weeks ago

All over

May be they meant honey

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman 25 weeks ago

The Town by The Cross


"Strange how some small things can get on your nerves.

It drives me mad when I see people spell horny with an e, as in horney. It’s not important but it just doesn’t look right to me."

Almost as annoying as 'h' less johnnys , jonny!

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By *arla SwingerWoman 25 weeks ago

Somewhere

Just file it away in your Chester drawers

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman 25 weeks ago

Essex

That was a very pacific pet hate.

They’re are lots of things that annoy people.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman 25 weeks ago

The Town by The Cross


"Just file it away in your Chester drawers "

or burn it on the bomfire

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By *naswingdressWoman 25 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)


"The internet is a terrible place for pedants

Do you mean pedints ?"

I nearly wrote pendants but thought better of it

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By *heGigglersCouple 25 weeks ago

Stourbridge

Just take some iburofen and forget about it

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By (user no longer on site) 25 weeks ago

I know a song that’ll get on your nerves

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By *lan157Man 25 weeks ago

a village near Haywards Heath in East Sussex


"Just file it away in your Chester drawers

or burn it on the bomfire"

.

Would that be where the fireworks are like a damp squid . ?

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By *uminsiderMKMan 25 weeks ago

St Austell


"Just file it away in your Chester drawers "

Wasn't he Arthur Atkinson's Northern sidekick?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman 25 weeks ago

The Town by The Cross


"Just file it away in your Chester drawers

or burn it on the bomfire.

Would that be where the fireworks are like a damp squid . ? "

Hmmmmm I think all the dry squid s/cuttled off

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By *eordieJeansCouple 25 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

I met someone the other day that had went 32 years thinking a backpack was called a packbag. How does that happen?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman 25 weeks ago

The Town by The Cross


"The internet is a terrible place for pedants

Do you mean pedints ?

I nearly wrote pendants but thought better of it"

You should have done. Everyone loves a pretty flag.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman 25 weeks ago

The Town by The Cross


"I met someone the other day that had went 32 years thinking a backpack was called a packbag. How does that happen?"

Don't get me started on hambags

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By *ansoffateMan 25 weeks ago

Sagittarius A

Karen Horney was quite smart.

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By *itygamesMan 25 weeks ago

UK

its because we were taught to write using a pen and paper..

now we only type we've forgotten how to spell.

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By *eordieJeansCouple 25 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

[Removed by poster at 02/06/24 15:30:28]

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By *eordieJeansCouple 25 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne


"I met someone the other day that had went 32 years thinking a backpack was called a packbag. How does that happen?

Don't get me started on hambags"

This is the only thread on here today that isn’t about vaginas and you had to go and spoil it

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By *ou only live onceMan 25 weeks ago

London

If you're concerned about horney, just wait until you see how some people use apostrophe's...

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman 25 weeks ago

The Town by The Cross


"I met someone the other day that had went 32 years thinking a backpack was called a packbag. How does that happen?

Don't get me started on hambags

This is the only thread on here today that isn’t about vaginas and you had to go and spoil it "

I prefer a nice begonia

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By *eordieJeansCouple 25 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne


"I met someone the other day that had went 32 years thinking a backpack was called a packbag. How does that happen?

Don't get me started on hambags

This is the only thread on here today that isn’t about vaginas and you had to go and spoil it

I prefer a nice begonia "

The cough medicine?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman 25 weeks ago

The Town by The Cross


"If you're concerned about horney, just wait until you see how some people use apostrophe's...

"

All good's half price!

Fish and chip's

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman 25 weeks ago

The Town by The Cross


"I met someone the other day that had went 32 years thinking a backpack was called a packbag. How does that happen?

Don't get me started on hambags

This is the only thread on here today that isn’t about vaginas and you had to go and spoil it

I prefer a nice begonia

The cough medicine?"

For cough, you're write!

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By *he Silver FuxMan 25 weeks ago

Uttoxeter


"Strange how some small things can get on your nerves.

It drives me mad when I see people spell horny with an e, as in horney. It’s not important but it just doesn’t look right to me."

There’s to many things…

TOO. FFS!

TOO! (Not two)

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By *onny Dangerous OP   Man 25 weeks ago

Nowhere Town Aycliffe

Good job I’m not an actual pedant or I’d be sitting in the corner of the room rocking back and forth with a strong twitch developing in my right eye by now.

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By *eordieJeansCouple 25 weeks ago

Newcastle upon Tyne


"I met someone the other day that had went 32 years thinking a backpack was called a packbag. How does that happen?

Don't get me started on hambags

This is the only thread on here today that isn’t about vaginas and you had to go and spoil it

I prefer a nice begonia

The cough medicine?

For cough, you're write!"

Well played

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By *oquars19458Man 25 weeks ago

sheffield


"The internet is a terrible place for pedants

Do you mean pedints ?"

Peasants

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By *cLovin2Man 25 weeks ago

Reading


"Just take some iburofen and forget about it"

I find a nice pair of female breasts works way better than ibuprofen

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By *rixie_BlondeWoman 25 weeks ago

London (She/Her)

Slightly before Christmas, a man corrected me as I spoke. As part of a sentence I said, “would have” and he interrupted by saying, “of”

I had no idea how to respond and still be polite so I just pretended he never spoke!

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By *naswingdressWoman 25 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Slightly before Christmas, a man corrected me as I spoke. As part of a sentence I said, “would have” and he interrupted by saying, “of”

I had no idea how to respond and still be polite so I just pretended he never spoke! "

I do love the confidence with which men correct women, while wrong

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By *issmorganWoman 25 weeks ago

Calderdale innit

I hear ya op,

It drives me mad when people mix up to and too or off/of.

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By *eronicaExplorerWoman 25 weeks ago

London


"Slightly before Christmas, a man corrected me as I spoke. As part of a sentence I said, “would have” and he interrupted by saying, “of”

I had no idea how to respond and still be polite so I just pretended he never spoke!

I do love the confidence with which men correct women, while wrong "

It's so sexy, isn't it? Make me hornEy

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By *ou only live onceMan 25 weeks ago

London


"Slightly before Christmas, a man corrected me as I spoke. As part of a sentence I said, “would have” and he interrupted by saying, “of”

I had no idea how to respond and still be polite so I just pretended he never spoke!

I do love the confidence with which men correct women, while wrong "

I think you mean whilst...

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By *uminsiderMKMan 25 weeks ago

St Austell

Back in the day, you could always rely on the BBC and its newsreaders in particular to get it right - be it diction, emphasis, enunciation, pronunciation, or simple sentence construction and grammar...

....sadly, that's no longer the case - even at 'flagship' events, they can now be heard using expressions like "these ones"...

....aaaargh, no! It's "these"...

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By *issBlackedCouple 25 weeks ago

Glasgow

"mmmmmmmm" or "cummed"

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By *ullyMan 25 weeks ago

Near Clacton

the internet is a terrible place for pedants

Do you mean pedints ?

Do you mean pantiles?

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By *icecouple561Couple 25 weeks ago
Forum Mod

East Sussex


"Slightly before Christmas, a man corrected me as I spoke. As part of a sentence I said, “would have” and he interrupted by saying, “of”

I had no idea how to respond and still be polite so I just pretended he never spoke! "

.

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By *eiaorganaWoman 25 weeks ago

Dundee

*raises hand* total pedant over here. I hate bad spelling and grammar, and lack of punctuation.

My specific pet hate is people who use 'of' instead of 'have'.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman 25 weeks ago

The Town by The Cross


"*raises hand* total pedant over here. I hate bad spelling and grammar, and lack of punctuation.

My specific pet hate is people who use 'of' instead of 'have'."

Can I have two have those please ?

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By *avinaTVTV/TS 25 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"*raises hand* total pedant over here. I hate bad spelling and grammar, and lack of punctuation.

My specific pet hate is people who use 'of' instead of 'have'.

Can I have two have those please ?"

You could of, but you used have...

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By *TG3Man 25 weeks ago

Dorchester


"*raises hand* total pedant over here. I hate bad spelling and grammar, and lack of punctuation.

My specific pet hate is people who use 'of' instead of 'have'."

can i of two pastries please

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By *uminsiderMKMan 25 weeks ago

St Austell

Another that infuriates me is when people start a question with "Why" and end it with "for"...

....eg., during a recent police reality programme, when a guy being handcuffed was shouting "Why are you arresting me for?"

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By (user no longer on site) 25 weeks ago


"Another that infuriates me is when people start a question with "Why" and end it with "for"...

....eg., during a recent police reality programme, when a guy being handcuffed was shouting "Why are you arresting me for?" "

How do you know he was not saying "why are you arresting me four?" It could have been the PC's badgenumber, if could of bean the forth thyme he was being arrested, or maybe he was on a golf course and he was shouting "why are you arresting me? FOUR!"

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By *urvytreatWoman 25 weeks ago

somewhere nice

My pet peeve is when people put dose instead of does lol

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By *ools and the brainCouple 25 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.

Yous gonna splode with rage.

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By *cLovin2Man 25 weeks ago

Reading


"*raises hand* total pedant over here. I hate bad spelling and grammar, and lack of punctuation.

My specific pet hate is people who use 'of' instead of 'have'.can i of two pastries please "

Can I ave...

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By *uminsiderMKMan 25 weeks ago

St Austell


"How do you know he was not saying "why are you arresting me four?" It could have been the PC's badgenumber, if could of bean the forth thyme he was being arrested, or maybe he was on a golf course and he was shouting "why are you arresting me? FOUR!" "

Another one just a couple of minutes ago on 'Motorway Cops' - "Why have you stopped me for?", made worse by the fact that they sub-titled it, doubling the effect!

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By (user no longer on site) 25 weeks ago


"Strange how some small things can get on your nerves.

It drives me mad when I see people spell horny with an e, as in horney. It’s not important but it just doesn’t look right to me."

yea that dose my head in

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By *obilebottomMan 25 weeks ago

All over

Just fab Mr Wick's rainbow pic. That should distress you and do some good too

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By *rRiosMan 25 weeks ago

dublin

“I could care less”

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By *nnCeeWoman 25 weeks ago

East of Eden, West of Hell


"Back in the day, you could always rely on the BBC and its newsreaders in particular to get it right - be it diction, emphasis, enunciation, pronunciation, or simple sentence construction and grammar...

....sadly, that's no longer the case - even at 'flagship' events, they can now be heard using expressions like "these ones"...

....aaaargh, no! It's "these"... "

Surly (sp) it's "them ones"?!

Prolly the skellington from Halloween, innit.

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By *nnCeeWoman 25 weeks ago

East of Eden, West of Hell


"“I could care less” "

Effing Americans for you...

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By *TG3Man 25 weeks ago

Dorchester


"*raises hand* total pedant over here. I hate bad spelling and grammar, and lack of punctuation.

My specific pet hate is people who use 'of' instead of 'have'.can i of two pastries please

Can I ave... "

lol

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By *carlett!Woman 25 weeks ago

.


"I know a song that’ll get on your nerves"

LoL

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By *carlett!Woman 25 weeks ago

.

All of the above irritate me so much. I'm continuously correcting grammar & punctuation. Do they not have predictive text on their devices ?

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By *heekybunnyWoman 25 weeks ago

Trim

I say horney all the time ,it does irritate a few I know lol but I also say xoffee if I fancy fun and coffee ,so instead of saying xrated coffee xoffee is good for me lol

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