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We're approaching the NO daytime sex period
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By (user no longer on site) 25 weeks ago
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"Does nobody own a fan? those handheld ones? That you flap on your face?
Good lord no. I have a couple of oiled up young men who waft huge ostrich feather fans over me. "
Of course you do  |
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By (user no longer on site) 25 weeks ago
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"Does nobody own a fan? those handheld ones? That you flap on your face?"
Some of us from the great metropolis who were brought up in Colonial days still employ punkawallahs - much cheaper than aircon and even an electric fan  |
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By (user no longer on site) 25 weeks ago
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"Does nobody own a fan? those handheld ones? That you flap on your face?
Good lord no. I have a couple of oiled up young men who waft huge ostrich feather fans over me. "
That's more impressive than my punkawallah! |
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"It's not that hot here, we got fan's, tiled floors and plenty of ice.
You’re well prepared for it, an example to us all.
Adapt and overcome, I salute you both 
I can send some ice if you like. "
Oh I do love ice it comes in very handy but I fear all I will get is a wet package  |
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By (user no longer on site) 25 weeks ago
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"Does nobody own a fan? those handheld ones? That you flap on your face?
Some of us from the great metropolis who were brought up in Colonial days still employ punkawallahs - much cheaper than aircon and even an electric fan "
Man said colonial! You were alive before Jamaica was independent  |
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"Rubbish. I'd much prefer it too hot than too cold! ,,, this"
But if it’s cold all you have to do is put on extra layers. If it’s hot you have to take off as many as you can…….wait a minute i know where you guys head is at!! |
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By *rAitchMan 25 weeks ago
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"Does nobody own a fan? those handheld ones? That you flap on your face?
Good lord no. I have a couple of oiled up young men who waft huge ostrich feather fans over me. "
It Ain't Half Hot Mum! |
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By (user no longer on site) 25 weeks ago
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"Does nobody own a fan? those handheld ones? That you flap on your face?
Some of us from the great metropolis who were brought up in Colonial days still employ punkawallahs - much cheaper than aircon and even an electric fan
Man said colonial! You were alive before Jamaica was independent "
I even remember the Burpas Revolting in 1895*
(*cheeky reference to Carry on up the Khyber) |
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By (user no longer on site) 25 weeks ago
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Yesterday, with temperatures nearly reaching 50°C, I had sex. With temperatures never reaching that high in the UK I reckon you people are just coming up with excuses to not have sex. Stick to having a headache instead of blaming the weather. |
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"Yesterday, with temperatures nearly reaching 50°C, I had sex. With temperatures never reaching that high in the UK I reckon you people are just coming up with excuses to not have sex. Stick to having a headache instead of blaming the weather. "
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"I stop having sex once it gets above 14 degrees"
Here in Scotland that could be between 2 and 4pm on a Wednesday in mid-July. It’ll be nice and cool again within an hour or two. Your sex life may continue. |
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By (user no longer on site) 25 weeks ago
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"I stop having sex once it gets above 14 degrees
Here in Scotland that could be between 2 and 4pm on a Wednesday in mid-July. It’ll be nice and cool again within an hour or two. Your sex life may continue."
Oh no! You’ve just squashed my summer dreams of having outdoors sex all over Scotland. Spoil sport! |
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"I stop having sex once it gets above 14 degrees
Here in Scotland that could be between 2 and 4pm on a Wednesday in mid-July. It’ll be nice and cool again within an hour or two. Your sex life may continue.
Oh no! You’ve just squashed my summer dreams of having outdoors sex all over Scotland. Spoil sport! "
I wouldn't bare flesh in Scotland in the summer. The fucking midges  |
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"Oh no! You’ve just squashed my summer dreams of having outdoors sex all over Scotland. Spoil sport! "
The weather is so changeable that you’ll have to enjoy quickies. Glorious sunshine for half an hour at a time. Torrential downpours for 15 minutes. Snow, sometimes. |
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By (user no longer on site) 25 weeks ago
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"Oh no! You’ve just squashed my summer dreams of having outdoors sex all over Scotland. Spoil sport!
The weather is so changeable that you’ll have to enjoy quickies. Glorious sunshine for half an hour at a time. Torrential downpours for 15 minutes. Snow, sometimes."
Who says you need to stop because of a downpour? Isn’t it said the wetter the better?   |
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"Oh no! You’ve just squashed my summer dreams of having outdoors sex all over Scotland. Spoil sport!
The weather is so changeable that you’ll have to enjoy quickies. Glorious sunshine for half an hour at a time. Torrential downpours for 15 minutes. Snow, sometimes.
Who says you need to stop because of a downpour? Isn’t it said the wetter the better? "
Not while Scottish loch midges ravish your arse |
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By (user no longer on site) 25 weeks ago
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"I stop having sex once it gets above 14 degrees
Here in Scotland that could be between 2 and 4pm on a Wednesday in mid-July. It’ll be nice and cool again within an hour or two. Your sex life may continue.
Oh no! You’ve just squashed my summer dreams of having outdoors sex all over Scotland. Spoil sport!
I wouldn't bare flesh in Scotland in the summer. The fucking midges "
I hope the only time I’m eaten whilst in Scotland, it is not my bugs.  |
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By (user no longer on site) 25 weeks ago
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"Oh no! You’ve just squashed my summer dreams of having outdoors sex all over Scotland. Spoil sport!
The weather is so changeable that you’ll have to enjoy quickies. Glorious sunshine for half an hour at a time. Torrential downpours for 15 minutes. Snow, sometimes.
Who says you need to stop because of a downpour? Isn’t it said the wetter the better?
Not while Scottish loch midges ravish your arse "
I’ve asked him if I can call him my Scottish Lock Midge and if so, if he will raving my arse. |
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