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It’s usually someone else who says what’s that smell and I reply, that would be me then.
Was in the chippy one night and the woman serving said Jesus you smell, go and stand outside, I’ll call you when it’s ready  |
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By (user no longer on site) 25 weeks ago
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Yes! Kept noticing a really disgusting smell and wondering what it was. And then realised that my toe nail was infected so the disgusting smell was me. Had to get antibiotics. |
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I am a manual worker this time of year I get pretty sweaty, not BO stinky just sweaty and dirty from my job.
I always take a spare t-shirt in the summer and change around midday ish regular spray with deodorant and body spray.
But sometimes it is what it is, just manly sweat from hard work, unfortunately I have to interact with people who don't understand why people get sweaty at work and they turn up their noses.
Our uniform policy is no shorts and heavy work trousers and t-shirts dark blue a recipe for overheating.
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"I am a manual worker this time of year I get pretty sweaty, not BO stinky just sweaty and dirty from my job.
I always take a spare t-shirt in the summer and change around midday ish regular spray with deodorant and body spray.
But sometimes it is what it is, just manly sweat from hard work, unfortunately I have to interact with people who don't understand why people get sweaty at work and they turn up their noses.
Our uniform policy is no shorts and heavy work trousers and t-shirts dark blue a recipe for overheating.
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My cock always smells lemony fresh tho |
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By *ullyMan 25 weeks ago
Near Clacton |
In the summer of 76 I was working on the roof of a city of London draughtsmans offices. The manager , a really nice tasty guy came out onto the scorching roof with an iced drink, oh bliss. I said best stay downwind I guess I may be be pongy, he laughed and said that would turn him on. Anyhow work done time to get ready for home, I used to take a clean T shirt as I was using the the tube. I asked if I could tub up and he said here and led me to their shower, you can guess the rest, as he was the only person there to lock up after me, but I did have a huge smile on my face all the way home on the tube! |
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"It’s usually someone else who says what’s that smell and I reply, that would be me then.
Was in the chippy one night and the woman serving said Jesus you smell, go and stand outside, I’ll call you when it’s ready "
Farmer? |
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"Probably one of my less finer moments in life was having to go to my GP surgery to have an impacted tampon removed... The smell after the nurse pulled it out was horrific! 
Like a fine wine!  "
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By *agatoXXXMan 25 weeks ago
Gone and completely forgotten. |
"Probably one of my less finer moments in life was having to go to my GP surgery to have an impacted tampon removed... The smell after the nurse pulled it out was horrific!
Like a fine wine! "
A fragrant bucket... |
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The smell of your own vasectomy is quite something.
And then the smell of your sweaty, scabby balls in a 3-day old minging, bloodied jockstrap is something else entirely (you need to leave everything alone, untouched, for healing...or at least you did 20 years ago). |
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By *C79Man 25 weeks ago
Caterham |
Once, I was reluctantly at an after work drink thing. The people there were not my cup of tea & the music was quite loud so I farted. Some people noticed & had no idea who it was. I played along with a smug smile inside my head! |
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"The smell of your own vasectomy is quite something.
And then the smell of your sweaty, scabby balls in a 3-day old minging, bloodied jockstrap is something else entirely (you need to leave everything alone, untouched, for healing...or at least you did 20 years ago). "
Did you get issued with an NHS fly swatter too? |
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Two weeks after having my gallbladder out I hunted the house for the smell that was so bad I can only describe it as death.. Checked the mouse traps, everything in the fridge and freezer... Couldn't find it... Turns out I had an infected wound and MRSA! |
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"The smell of your own vasectomy is quite something.
And then the smell of your sweaty, scabby balls in a 3-day old minging, bloodied jockstrap is something else entirely (you need to leave everything alone, untouched, for healing...or at least you did 20 years ago).
Did you get issued with an NHS fly swatter too? "
That's either a very subtle gag and I've missed it - sorry (other than the comedy of whacking your own balls of course) - or was that actually a thing in some form or other??? |
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"The smell of your own vasectomy is quite something.
And then the smell of your sweaty, scabby balls in a 3-day old minging, bloodied jockstrap is something else entirely (you need to leave everything alone, untouched, for healing...or at least you did 20 years ago). "
Nope, that's just you. |
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"The smell of your own vasectomy is quite something.
And then the smell of your sweaty, scabby balls in a 3-day old minging, bloodied jockstrap is something else entirely (you need to leave everything alone, untouched, for healing...or at least you did 20 years ago).
Nope, that's just you. "
Then it was a me I hope I never meet again.
Jesus - my balls would have embarrassed Camembert |
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"The smell of your own vasectomy is quite something.
And then the smell of your sweaty, scabby balls in a 3-day old minging, bloodied jockstrap is something else entirely (you need to leave everything alone, untouched, for healing...or at least you did 20 years ago).
Did you get issued with an NHS fly swatter too?
That's either a very subtle gag and I've missed it - sorry (other than the comedy of whacking your own balls of course) - or was that actually a thing in some form or other??? "
I just thought a 3-day bloodied jockstrap in June would quickly grow maggots  |
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"Beckton Tesco in mid summer when the sewage works next door is at its worst….  "
I used to live in Thamesmead right on the Thames bank, we'd get a double whammy in the summer depending on the way the wind was blowing either from Beckton or Crossness 
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By *agatoXXXMan 25 weeks ago
Gone and completely forgotten. |
"The smell of your own vasectomy is quite something.
And then the smell of your sweaty, scabby balls in a 3-day old minging, bloodied jockstrap is something else entirely (you need to leave everything alone, untouched, for healing...or at least you did 20 years ago).
Did you get issued with an NHS fly swatter too?
That's either a very subtle gag and I've missed it - sorry (other than the comedy of whacking your own balls of course) - or was that actually a thing in some form or other???
I just thought a 3-day bloodied jockstrap in June would quickly grow maggots "
You need flies to lay eggs to get maggots. They don't just appear. |
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By (user no longer on site) 25 weeks ago
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I have an English Bull Terrier - he is responsible for most smells. Speaking of which, I must go and walk him or it will not just be farts that I am facing |
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"The smell of your own vasectomy is quite something.
And then the smell of your sweaty, scabby balls in a 3-day old minging, bloodied jockstrap is something else entirely (you need to leave everything alone, untouched, for healing...or at least you did 20 years ago).
Did you get issued with an NHS fly swatter too?
That's either a very subtle gag and I've missed it - sorry (other than the comedy of whacking your own balls of course) - or was that actually a thing in some form or other???
I just thought a 3-day bloodied jockstrap in June would quickly grow maggots
You need flies to lay eggs to get maggots. They don't just appear."
Ahhhhh...I get it now .
No - the flies and the maggots have lived in my asshole ever since I was 3 anyway. Abandoned by my parents to the wolves and all that.
If I'd let the wolves do that "bum-licky" thing I probably wouldn't have had any.
But it just felt a bit ghey.
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"The smell of your own vasectomy is quite something.
And then the smell of your sweaty, scabby balls in a 3-day old minging, bloodied jockstrap is something else entirely (you need to leave everything alone, untouched, for healing...or at least you did 20 years ago).
Did you get issued with an NHS fly swatter too?
That's either a very subtle gag and I've missed it - sorry (other than the comedy of whacking your own balls of course) - or was that actually a thing in some form or other???
I just thought a 3-day bloodied jockstrap in June would quickly grow maggots
You need flies to lay eggs to get maggots. They don't just appear."
That's why we asked if he'd been issued with a fly swatter! To swat the flies that would otherwise have laid the eggs from which maggots might have hatched, in his 3-day bloodied jockstrap! Get with the programme |
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By *aizyWoman 25 weeks ago
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"The smell of your own vasectomy is quite something.
And then the smell of your sweaty, scabby balls in a 3-day old minging, bloodied jockstrap is something else entirely (you need to leave everything alone, untouched, for healing...or at least you did 20 years ago).
Did you get issued with an NHS fly swatter too?
That's either a very subtle gag and I've missed it - sorry (other than the comedy of whacking your own balls of course) - or was that actually a thing in some form or other???
I just thought a 3-day bloodied jockstrap in June would quickly grow maggots
You need flies to lay eggs to get maggots. They don't just appear.
That's why we asked if he'd been issued with a fly swatter! To swat the flies that would otherwise have laid the eggs from which maggots might have hatched, in his 3-day bloodied jockstrap! Get with the programme "
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"The smell of your own vasectomy is quite something.
And then the smell of your sweaty, scabby balls in a 3-day old minging, bloodied jockstrap is something else entirely (you need to leave everything alone, untouched, for healing...or at least you did 20 years ago).
Did you get issued with an NHS fly swatter too?
That's either a very subtle gag and I've missed it - sorry (other than the comedy of whacking your own balls of course) - or was that actually a thing in some form or other???
I just thought a 3-day bloodied jockstrap in June would quickly grow maggots
You need flies to lay eggs to get maggots. They don't just appear.
That's why we asked if he'd been issued with a fly swatter! To swat the flies that would otherwise have laid the eggs from which maggots might have hatched, in his 3-day bloodied jockstrap! Get with the programme
Do you ever have moments where you just wish you hadn't clicked on a thread?!? "
Rarely  |
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By *aizyWoman 25 weeks ago
west midlands |
"The smell of your own vasectomy is quite something.
And then the smell of your sweaty, scabby balls in a 3-day old minging, bloodied jockstrap is something else entirely (you need to leave everything alone, untouched, for healing...or at least you did 20 years ago).
Did you get issued with an NHS fly swatter too?
That's either a very subtle gag and I've missed it - sorry (other than the comedy of whacking your own balls of course) - or was that actually a thing in some form or other???
I just thought a 3-day bloodied jockstrap in June would quickly grow maggots
You need flies to lay eggs to get maggots. They don't just appear.
That's why we asked if he'd been issued with a fly swatter! To swat the flies that would otherwise have laid the eggs from which maggots might have hatched, in his 3-day bloodied jockstrap! Get with the programme
Do you ever have moments where you just wish you hadn't clicked on a thread?!?
Rarely "
This was deffo one of my rare moments! |
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"The smell of your own vasectomy is quite something.
And then the smell of your sweaty, scabby balls in a 3-day old minging, bloodied jockstrap is something else entirely (you need to leave everything alone, untouched, for healing...or at least you did 20 years ago).
Did you get issued with an NHS fly swatter too?
That's either a very subtle gag and I've missed it - sorry (other than the comedy of whacking your own balls of course) - or was that actually a thing in some form or other???
I just thought a 3-day bloodied jockstrap in June would quickly grow maggots
You need flies to lay eggs to get maggots. They don't just appear.
That's why we asked if he'd been issued with a fly swatter! To swat the flies that would otherwise have laid the eggs from which maggots might have hatched, in his 3-day bloodied jockstrap! Get with the programme
Do you ever have moments where you just wish you hadn't clicked on a thread?!?
Rarely
This was deffo one of my rare moments! "
You're welcome |
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"The smell of your own vasectomy is quite something.
And then the smell of your sweaty, scabby balls in a 3-day old minging, bloodied jockstrap is something else entirely (you need to leave everything alone, untouched, for healing...or at least you did 20 years ago). "
I was going to get the snip, but this has put me right off, lol |
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By *aizyWoman 25 weeks ago
west midlands |
"The smell of your own vasectomy is quite something.
And then the smell of your sweaty, scabby balls in a 3-day old minging, bloodied jockstrap is something else entirely (you need to leave everything alone, untouched, for healing...or at least you did 20 years ago).
Did you get issued with an NHS fly swatter too?
That's either a very subtle gag and I've missed it - sorry (other than the comedy of whacking your own balls of course) - or was that actually a thing in some form or other???
I just thought a 3-day bloodied jockstrap in June would quickly grow maggots
You need flies to lay eggs to get maggots. They don't just appear.
That's why we asked if he'd been issued with a fly swatter! To swat the flies that would otherwise have laid the eggs from which maggots might have hatched, in his 3-day bloodied jockstrap! Get with the programme
Do you ever have moments where you just wish you hadn't clicked on a thread?!?
Rarely
This was deffo one of my rare moments!
You're welcome "
Next time I'm swatting a fly I'll think of you! |
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"The smell of your own vasectomy is quite something.
And then the smell of your sweaty, scabby balls in a 3-day old minging, bloodied jockstrap is something else entirely (you need to leave everything alone, untouched, for healing...or at least you did 20 years ago).
Did you get issued with an NHS fly swatter too?
That's either a very subtle gag and I've missed it - sorry (other than the comedy of whacking your own balls of course) - or was that actually a thing in some form or other???
I just thought a 3-day bloodied jockstrap in June would quickly grow maggots
You need flies to lay eggs to get maggots. They don't just appear.
That's why we asked if he'd been issued with a fly swatter! To swat the flies that would otherwise have laid the eggs from which maggots might have hatched, in his 3-day bloodied jockstrap! Get with the programme
Do you ever have moments where you just wish you hadn't clicked on a thread?!?
Rarely
This was deffo one of my rare moments!
You're welcome
Next time I'm swatting a fly I'll think of you! "
Infamy is better than obscurity.
(Ancient proverb) |
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By *aizyWoman 25 weeks ago
west midlands |
"The smell of your own vasectomy is quite something.
And then the smell of your sweaty, scabby balls in a 3-day old minging, bloodied jockstrap is something else entirely (you need to leave everything alone, untouched, for healing...or at least you did 20 years ago).
Did you get issued with an NHS fly swatter too?
That's either a very subtle gag and I've missed it - sorry (other than the comedy of whacking your own balls of course) - or was that actually a thing in some form or other???
I just thought a 3-day bloodied jockstrap in June would quickly grow maggots
You need flies to lay eggs to get maggots. They don't just appear.
That's why we asked if he'd been issued with a fly swatter! To swat the flies that would otherwise have laid the eggs from which maggots might have hatched, in his 3-day bloodied jockstrap! Get with the programme
Do you ever have moments where you just wish you hadn't clicked on a thread?!?
Rarely
This was deffo one of my rare moments!
You're welcome
Next time I'm swatting a fly I'll think of you!
Infamy is better than obscurity.
(Ancient proverb)"
Really?? I thought it was from Carry On Cleo! |
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"(snipped)
Next time I'm swatting a fly I'll think of you!
Infamy is better than obscurity.
(Ancient proverb)
Really?? I thought it was from Carry On Cleo! "
Infamy, infamy IS from Carry On Cleo but the quote I included, quite by accident, can actually be attributed to a Very Unpleasant Person. I didn't know |
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