"Wank with a friend then you can offer each other words of encouragement such as;
Burp that worm
Bash that bishop
Slap that Daddy
Choke that chicken
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With the added competition element of who can fire their goo the furthest. |
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By (user no longer on site) 33 weeks ago
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"Sit on your hand until it goes numb and then it feels like someone else is doing it."
If you sit on your dick until it goes numb, then it feels like you're wanking someone else  |
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"Sit on your hand until it goes numb and then it feels like someone else is doing it.
If you sit on your dick until it goes numb, then it feels like you're wanking someone else "
What if you sat on it and ended up disappearing up inside yourself?  |
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By *ripfillMan 33 weeks ago
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Two old ladies in a cinema … one says to the other
Mabel there is a man wanking next to me ….
Ethel replies - ignore him he will go away
Mabel says it’s all right for you but he’s using my hand
( note the age of the joke by the names of the main protagonists ) |
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Do it before a meet, that way your decisions will be less rash and there will be an element of control, also wank before shopping, stops the impulse purchases, also wank before work, stops you punching the boss in the throat, basically at least three times daily, you are welcome |
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By *eliWoman 33 weeks ago
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"Grip.Pink purple pink purple pink purple. Repeat furiously until the desired effect is achieved."
Perfect advice. Make sure you take photographic evidence of your death grip throes and upload it to Fab as well. |
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"Grip.Pink purple pink purple pink purple. Repeat furiously until the desired effect is achieved.
Perfect advice. Make sure you take photographic evidence of your death grip throes and upload it to Fab as well. "
And if the viewer is fortunate, they may feast their eyes on the same pic a few times but from slightly different angles. Maybe utilising the light well too. |
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