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"Tub of swarfega and an old fashioned egg whisk.
LOL
I won't even ask.... not quite sure what "swarfega" is... sounds like a brand of Hungarian Lard.
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Heavy duty hand cleaner with a consistency of late 80's hair gel |
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"Tub of swarfega and an old fashioned egg whisk.
LOL
I won't even ask.... not quite sure what "swarfega" is... sounds like a brand of Hungarian Lard.
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It's green slime full of grit, for removing oil from hands |
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By (user no longer on site) 24 weeks ago
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I've got a little fucking machine for the butt stuff.
Fleshlights are ok. It's the cleanup that is sobering.
There's no greater feeling of shame then when the post nut clarity hits as you're stood at the sink rinsing your jizz out of a rubber vag. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 24 weeks ago
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"Tub of swarfega and an old fashioned egg whisk.
LOL
I won't even ask.... not quite sure what "swarfega" is... sounds like a brand of Hungarian Lard.
Heavy duty hand cleaner with a consistency of late 80's hair gel "
LMAO
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By (user no longer on site) OP 24 weeks ago
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"I've got a little fucking machine for the butt stuff.
Fleshlights are ok. It's the cleanup that is sobering.
There's no greater feeling of shame then when the post nut clarity hits as you're stood at the sink rinsing your jizz out of a rubber vag. "
Hey it beats (ba-boom!) having to change all the sheets during an accidental squirt during self-love..
God I hate doing laundry |
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By *yzykMan 21 weeks ago
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"Tub of swarfega and an old fashioned egg whisk.
LOL
I won't even ask.... not quite sure what "swarfega" is... sounds like a brand of Hungarian Lard.
"
Going to go all anorak-y here - metal shavings from machining is called swarf, Swarfega is a thick hand gel for cleaning it off you (had a job in an engineering yard as a teenager) |
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"I've got a little fucking machine for the butt stuff.
Fleshlights are ok. It's the cleanup that is sobering.
There's no greater feeling of shame then when the post nut clarity hits as you're stood at the sink rinsing your jizz out of a rubber vag. "
That's got quite the Jane Austen feel… that last paragraph |
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