"Excuse me miss you dropped this (my phone number) :D
Hello 
Why did I hear that in George Takei's voice? 
Where'd you buy your underwear?
Step One."
Nothing because apparently he wouldn’t answer me |
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By *agatoXXXMan 32 weeks ago
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"Excuse me miss you dropped this (my phone number) :D
Hello
Why did I hear that in George Takei's voice?
Where'd you buy your underwear?
Step One.
Nothing because apparently he wouldn’t answer me "
Moi?  |
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"I’d say hi, they look like Carol Vorderman’s knickers, are they?
I'd say "Sssh! They used to be!" 
Who the fuck are you, and how do you know me ?
The mr
All right knobhead "
My kind of greeting
The mr |
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"I’d say hi, they look like Carol Vorderman’s knickers, are they?
I'd say "Sssh! They used to be!"
Who the fuck are you, and how do you know me ?
The mr
All right knobhead "
How did you get out of the handcuffs? I’m sure I put them on properly  |
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"I’d say hi, they look like Carol Vorderman’s knickers, are they?
I'd say "Sssh! They used to be!"
Who the fuck are you, and how do you know me ?
The mr
All right knobhead
How did you get out of the handcuffs? I’m sure I put them on properly "
You’re an oxymoron Sir, you call yourself Funseeker yet you’re not looking for meets!! |
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"I’d say hi, they look like Carol Vorderman’s knickers, are they?
I'd say "Sssh! They used to be!"
Who the fuck are you, and how do you know me ?
The mr
All right knobhead
How did you get out of the handcuffs? I’m sure I put them on properly
You’re an oxymoron Sir, you call yourself Funseeker yet you’re not looking for meets!! "
Excuse me kind sir, do you happen to have an attachment to that pocket knife that would get stones out of a horses hoof? |
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"I’d say hi, they look like Carol Vorderman’s knickers, are they?
I'd say "Sssh! They used to be!"
Who the fuck are you, and how do you know me ?
The mr
All right knobhead
How did you get out of the handcuffs? I’m sure I put them on properly
You’re an oxymoron Sir, you call yourself Funseeker yet you’re not looking for meets!!
Excuse me kind sir, do you happen to have an attachment to that pocket knife that would get stones out of a horses hoof?"
(I said 'hoof' not 'foof') |
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"I’d say hi, they look like Carol Vorderman’s knickers, are they?
I'd say "Sssh! They used to be!"
Who the fuck are you, and how do you know me ?
The mr
All right knobhead
How did you get out of the handcuffs? I’m sure I put them on properly
You’re an oxymoron Sir, you call yourself Funseeker yet you’re not looking for meets!! "
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By *avinaTVTV/TS 32 weeks ago
Transsexual Transylvania |
"Oh My God! It's YOU! From that PLACE! You know? Um... whatsitcalled? Umm... with the tits and sex and stuff... agh it'll come to me.
It's ME! You know? Don't you RECOGNISE me? I sent you those pics... with the thing! Remember? Ohhh you probably don't cos I haven't got my lingerie and wig on. But it's me. It's SO nice to see you. Do you shop here often? Have you been to the Ann Summers sale...? Anyway, I've got to go... love you babes! Mwah! FABSWINGERS! That was it! See you online! Byeeeeee..." |
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""Oh My God! It's YOU! From that PLACE! You know? Um... whatsitcalled? Umm... with the tits and sex and stuff... agh it'll come to me.
It's ME! You know? Don't you RECOGNISE me? I sent you those pics... with the thing! Remember? Ohhh you probably don't cos I haven't got my lingerie and wig on. But it's me. It's SO nice to see you. Do you shop here often? Have you been to the Ann Summers sale...? Anyway, I've got to go... love you babes! Mwah! FABSWINGERS! That was it! See you online! Byeeeeee...""
"Lovely stroll in the countryside Miss, but did you see the fire behind you - some fool was burning sandlewood incense on the heath!" |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS 32 weeks ago
Transsexual Transylvania |
"How about a kiss so I can go get that lipstick colour matched "
"HEYYY! How are you? Remember me from Fabswingers? Lovely to SEE you! Has that rash on your groin cleared up yet? Anyway, must dash! Byeeee..." |
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"Good to see you again, let's grab a beer x
Are you wearing bloomers?
“I can't resist those pants” "
Can we see where those legs go or do you wear that dressing gown at all times |
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"Good to see you again, let's grab a beer x
Are you wearing bloomers?
“I can't resist those pants”
Can we see where those legs go or do you wear that dressing gown at all times
24/7 "
Haha nice to hear lol |
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By *agatoXXXMan 31 weeks ago
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""OMG! It's the famous Fred from that swinging website - Fabsomethingorother!
You're looking damn cute in those jeans! Wanna go somewhere and fuck me up the arse?"
lol"
In the words of Dr John Zoidberg- "I'm not hearing a no!" |
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By *agatoXXXMan 31 weeks ago
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"What size bra does Carol Vorderman wear?
34hh
These chances of me recognising from the pics is slim to nine, but I'm sure I'd say hi!"
I should be easy to spot. I have a white box on my head that says "BILF".
If I ever spot a woman lurking on a bridge, I'll say hi. |
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By *TG3Man 31 weeks ago
Dorchester |
""OMG! It's the famous Fred from that swinging website - Fabsomethingorother!
You're looking damn cute in those jeans! Wanna go somewhere and fuck me up the arse?"
lol
In the words of Dr John Zoidberg- "I'm not hearing a no!" "
are you deaf  |
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By *agatoXXXMan 31 weeks ago
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""OMG! It's the famous Fred from that swinging website - Fabsomethingorother!
You're looking damn cute in those jeans! Wanna go somewhere and fuck me up the arse?"
lol
In the words of Dr John Zoidberg- "I'm not hearing a no!" are you deaf "
Y' wot? |
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