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By *ea monkey OP   Man 25 weeks ago

Manchester (he/him)

Can we please use our big words please people?

I’m all for a euphemism, double entendre and the occasional single entendre but when it comes to sex, can we stop making it sound like something that kids do?

It’s not;

Dirty, durty, naughty, nawty, nawtee, cheeky cheeky, hubba hubba, squeaky squeak, the beast with two backs, dancing the horizontal tango, getting jiggy, playing, filthy fun, fondling, hiding the sausage…

It’s sex. Can we call it that please?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman 25 weeks ago

The Town by The Cross

Fancy a Fornication ?

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By *wist my nipplesCouple 25 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly

What about fucking? Screwing? Banging? Shagging? Bonking? Are these acceptable?

Mrs TMN x

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By (user no longer on site) 25 weeks ago

Wanna play op?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman 25 weeks ago

The Town by The Cross


"Wanna play op? "

I requested intercourse immediately after the post. You came somewhat later. M'lady.

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By (user no longer on site) 25 weeks ago


"Wanna play op?

I requested intercourse immediately after the post. You came somewhat later. M'lady."

I always come later.

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By (user no longer on site) 25 weeks ago

But playing is a bigger word than sex

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By *ucka39Man 25 weeks ago

Newcastle

shenanigans

Wet n wild

Build an appetite

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By *ansoffateMan 25 weeks ago

Sagittarius A

Seems situational to me, sure there are times that would be appropriate and other times it would feel a bit sterile.

Other times I could completely agree with you and it feels like I am in a Carry on movie. Oooh matron and so forth.

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By *eiaorganaWoman 25 weeks ago

Dundee

I use the terms social meet and play meet to differentiate between the two. I don't care if other people don't like it.

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan 25 weeks ago

St Leonards

I totally agree with the OP.

I'm direct, brazen, and blatant.

"Hello. You have a pulse. Can my winky have sex in your front bottom please?"

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By *lowupdollTV/TS 25 weeks ago

Herts

Play

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By *ad NannaWoman 25 weeks ago

East London

I do love me a bit of seggsy time

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By *ad NannaWoman 25 weeks ago

East London

Anyway, it's fucking.

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By *r John WickMan 25 weeks ago

The Continental

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By *r John WickMan 25 weeks ago

The Continental

Mmmmmm

I’m gonna get me a meet tonight. We’ll arrange a play date where we can free my dinkle, so that I can dip into the floofer. Gonna get her nice and moist before getting nawty and on the jiggy jiggy. If she plays her cards right, I’m gonna fill her with the yummy cummys.

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By *ad NannaWoman 25 weeks ago

East London


"[Removed by poster at 31/05/24 14:40:33]"

Put that back!!

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan 25 weeks ago

St Leonards


"Mmmmmm

I’m gonna get me a meet tonight. We’ll arrange a play date where we can free my dinkle, so that I can dip into the floofer. Gonna get her nice and moist before getting nawty and on the jiggy jiggy. If she plays her cards right, I’m gonna fill her with the yummy cummys. "

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By *ea monkey OP   Man 25 weeks ago

Manchester (he/him)


"What about fucking? Screwing? Banging? Shagging? Bonking? Are these acceptable?

Mrs TMN x"

The list wasn’t intended as comprehensive.

Please insert your own.

Dammit

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By *bi HaiveMan 25 weeks ago
Forum Mod

Cheeseville, Somerset


"What about fucking? Screwing? Banging? Shagging? Bonking? Are these acceptable?

Mrs TMN x

The list wasn’t intended as comprehensive.

Please insert your own.

Dammit"

Bumping uglies?

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By *nnCeeWoman 25 weeks ago

East of Eden, West of Hell


"Can we please use our big words please people?

I’m all for a euphemism, double entendre and the occasional single entendre but when it comes to sex, can we stop making it sound like something that kids do?

It’s not;

Dirty, durty, naughty, nawty, nawtee, cheeky cheeky, hubba hubba, squeaky squeak, the beast with two backs, dancing the horizontal tango, getting jiggy, playing, filthy fun, fondling, hiding the sausage…

It’s sex. Can we call it that please? "

But, but, but....

I'd rather like to fondle, and be fondled •pout•

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By *ea monkey OP   Man 25 weeks ago

Manchester (he/him)


"Wanna play op? "

Scrabble? Connect four?

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By *ittle Miss TinkerbellWoman 25 weeks ago

your head


"Mmmmmm

I’m gonna get me a meet tonight. We’ll arrange a play date where we can free my dinkle, so that I can dip into the floofer. Gonna get her nice and moist before getting nawty and on the jiggy jiggy. If she plays her cards right, I’m gonna fill her with the yummy cummys. "

Oh god!

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By *ea monkey OP   Man 25 weeks ago

Manchester (he/him)


"What about fucking? Screwing? Banging? Shagging? Bonking? Are these acceptable?

Mrs TMN x

The list wasn’t intended as comprehensive.

Please insert your own.

Dammit

Bumping uglies? "

Are you offering?

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By *wist my nipplesCouple 25 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"What about fucking? Screwing? Banging? Shagging? Bonking? Are these acceptable?

Mrs TMN x

The list wasn’t intended as comprehensive.

Please insert your own.

Dammit"

Insert your own what?

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By *r John WickMan 25 weeks ago

The Continental


"Mmmmmm

I’m gonna get me a meet tonight. We’ll arrange a play date where we can free my dinkle, so that I can dip into the floofer. Gonna get her nice and moist before getting nawty and on the jiggy jiggy. If she plays her cards right, I’m gonna fill her with the yummy cummys.

Oh god! "

I know right……you’ve just creamed your panties

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By *ellhungvweMan 25 weeks ago

Cheltenham

Faf anyone?

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By *bi HaiveMan 25 weeks ago
Forum Mod

Cheeseville, Somerset


"What about fucking? Screwing? Banging? Shagging? Bonking? Are these acceptable?

Mrs TMN x

The list wasn’t intended as comprehensive.

Please insert your own.

Dammit

Bumping uglies?

Are you offering? "

Well, I mean neither of us is ugly.....

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By *ittlebirdWoman 25 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

It’s fucking

Good hard fucking

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By *angerouslemaisonsMan 25 weeks ago

Peterborough

Sex is for lovers fucking is for good good fab friends

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By *ittlebirdWoman 25 weeks ago

The Big Smoke


"Sex is for lovers fucking is for good good fab friends "

Fucking is for lovers too

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By *ansoffateMan 25 weeks ago

Sagittarius A


"It’s fucking

Good hard fucking "

It's such a great word isn't it?

Fuck me - it's like something just switches in my brain.

Sex me just doesn't cut it.

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By *edeWoman 25 weeks ago

the abyss


"Sex is for lovers fucking is for good good fab friends

Fucking is for lovers too "

If I could get some fucking sex that would be appreciated

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By *wist my nipplesCouple 25 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"It’s fucking

Good hard fucking

It's such a great word isn't it?

Fuck me - it's like something just switches in my brain.

Sex me just doesn't cut it."

What if someone sang “I wanna sex you up”? Better than “I wanna fuck you up”

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By *wist my nipplesCouple 25 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"Sex is for lovers fucking is for good good fab friends

Fucking is for lovers too

If I could get some fucking sex that would be appreciated "

Fucking sex me, Cede. Right in the fucking face.

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By *eroLondonMan 25 weeks ago

Covent Garden

...but we can still "make love", yes? We don't have to construct it but we can 'do' it? Sometimes I like to be old fashioned.

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By (user no longer on site) 25 weeks ago


"...but we can still "make love", yes? We don't have to construct it but we can 'do' it? Sometimes I like to be old fashioned."

Making love is old fashioned?

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By *ansoffateMan 25 weeks ago

Sagittarius A


"It’s fucking

Good hard fucking

It's such a great word isn't it?

Fuck me - it's like something just switches in my brain.

Sex me just doesn't cut it.

What if someone sang “I wanna sex you up”? Better than “I wanna fuck you up” "

Better, but your comment below is kind of apex. The betterist.

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By (user no longer on site) 25 weeks ago


"Can we please use our big words please people?

I’m all for a euphemism, double entendre and the occasional single entendre but when it comes to sex, can we stop making it sound like something that kids do?

It’s not;

Dirty, durty, naughty, nawty, nawtee, cheeky cheeky, hubba hubba, squeaky squeak, the beast with two backs, dancing the horizontal tango, getting jiggy, playing, filthy fun, fondling, hiding the sausage…

It’s sex. Can we call it that please? "

How about fiddling, boning, riding the skin bus into tuna town, porking, doing the deed, horizontal hoover, humping, making whoopee, scoring or shagging - are they acceptable?

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By *eroLondonMan 25 weeks ago

Covent Garden


"...but we can still "make love", yes? We don't have to construct it but we can 'do' it? Sometimes I like to be old fashioned.

·

Making love is old fashioned? "

It's not! But sometimes the lôôks I get on here when I use the term...like it's 'uncool' or something.

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By *odgerMooreMan 25 weeks ago

Carlisle

So Riding Todgers love cannon to O Town … ?? Grown up enough??

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By *ea monkey OP   Man 25 weeks ago

Manchester (he/him)


"Sex is for lovers fucking is for good good fab friends

Fucking is for lovers too

If I could get some fucking sex that would be appreciated "

Is that a request?

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By *wist my nipplesCouple 25 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"It’s fucking

Good hard fucking

It's such a great word isn't it?

Fuck me - it's like something just switches in my brain.

Sex me just doesn't cut it.

What if someone sang “I wanna sex you up”? Better than “I wanna fuck you up”

Better, but your comment below is kind of apex. The betterist. "

Fucking sex me, Hans, right in the fucking face? Got it.

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By *ittlebirdWoman 25 weeks ago

The Big Smoke


"Sex is for lovers fucking is for good good fab friends

Fucking is for lovers too

If I could get some fucking sex that would be appreciated "

*waves*

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By *ittlebirdWoman 25 weeks ago

The Big Smoke


"Sex is for lovers fucking is for good good fab friends

Fucking is for lovers too

If I could get some fucking sex that would be appreciated

Fucking sex me, Cede. Right in the fucking face."

I love you

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By *wist my nipplesCouple 25 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"Sex is for lovers fucking is for good good fab friends

Fucking is for lovers too

If I could get some fucking sex that would be appreciated

Fucking sex me, Cede. Right in the fucking face.

I love you "

This is no place for that wishy washy talk! It’s all fucking in the sex face here.

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By *d4fun73Man 25 weeks ago

Shipley

It's oo la la!

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By *edeWoman 25 weeks ago

the abyss


"Sex is for lovers fucking is for good good fab friends

Fucking is for lovers too

If I could get some fucking sex that would be appreciated

Is that a request? "

I'm pretty much at open invitation levels now

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By *edeWoman 25 weeks ago

the abyss


"Sex is for lovers fucking is for good good fab friends

Fucking is for lovers too

If I could get some fucking sex that would be appreciated

*waves* "

* Checks behind to see if it's me you are waving at then frantically waves back*

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By *ea monkey OP   Man 25 weeks ago

Manchester (he/him)


"Sex is for lovers fucking is for good good fab friends

Fucking is for lovers too

If I could get some fucking sex that would be appreciated

Is that a request?

I'm pretty much at open invitation levels now "

If you can’t wait another 6 hours, I understand

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By *irtydevil666Man 25 weeks ago

bristol

Rumpy-Pumpy....

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By *edeWoman 25 weeks ago

the abyss


"Sex is for lovers fucking is for good good fab friends

Fucking is for lovers too

If I could get some fucking sex that would be appreciated

Fucking sex me, Cede. Right in the fucking face."

In? On? Under?

Or all of the above?

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By *wist my nipplesCouple 25 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"Sex is for lovers fucking is for good good fab friends

Fucking is for lovers too

If I could get some fucking sex that would be appreciated

Fucking sex me, Cede. Right in the fucking face.

In? On? Under?

Or all of the above? "

Oh, all of the above I reckon. Mmmmmmmmmmmmm nawty

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By *ansoffateMan 25 weeks ago

Sagittarius A


"It’s fucking

Good hard fucking

It's such a great word isn't it?

Fuck me - it's like something just switches in my brain.

Sex me just doesn't cut it.

What if someone sang “I wanna sex you up”? Better than “I wanna fuck you up”

Better, but your comment below is kind of apex. The betterist.

Fucking sex me, Hans, right in the fucking face? Got it."

Fuck yeah you get it!

Made me claw my arm that, I had to put my jumper back on.

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By *edeWoman 25 weeks ago

the abyss


"Sex is for lovers fucking is for good good fab friends

Fucking is for lovers too

If I could get some fucking sex that would be appreciated

Is that a request?

I'm pretty much at open invitation levels now

If you can’t wait another 6 hours, I understand "

I guess I'm used to waiting

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By *glyBettyTV/TS 25 weeks ago

About 3 feet away from the fence

Horizontal Refreshment

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By *eliWoman 25 weeks ago

.

I'm rather vocal about my dislike of certain terms when it comes to sex. Almost twuntishly so. Especially in threads I start.

However...

I don't want people to stop using the language that they enjoy using. Change to fit in. It's a sign of compatibility for another thing.

I'm also a massive hypocrite because I know, as much as play or meet or playdate or nawty or any of those terms can make my cunt temporarily dry up, if a particular person asked me when I'm free for a playdate? I'm in. Lexicon be damned.

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By *elloWoman 25 weeks ago

alpha centauri

I watched alot of carryon film growing up so I'll use the term 'anyone for a spot of tiffin.'

Oh and then I moved onto 'Rita, sue and bob too' so maybe I'll say 'its my turn for a jump'.

'Making love' just gives me the heebie jeebies, find it a bit of a turn off

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By *hoirCouple 25 weeks ago

Clacton/Bury St. Edmunds


"Can we please use our big words please people?

I’m all for a euphemism, double entendre and the occasional single entendre but when it comes to sex, can we stop making it sound like something that kids do?

It’s not;

Dirty, durty, naughty, nawty, nawtee, cheeky cheeky, hubba hubba, squeaky squeak, the beast with two backs, dancing the horizontal tango, getting jiggy, playing, filthy fun, fondling, hiding the sausage…

It’s sex. Can we call it that please? "

You may call it whatever you want but if I was to have sex with you then it would be life-changing.

Oh and stop telling other people what to do.

C

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By *ell GwynnWoman 25 weeks ago

North Yorkshire


"I watched alot of carryon film growing up so I'll use the term 'anyone for a spot of tiffin.'

Oh and then I moved onto 'Rita, sue and bob too' so maybe I'll say 'its my turn for a jump'.

'Making love' just gives me the heebie jeebies, find it a bit of a turn off "

"Making love" is just

My Mum played Roy Orbison - I Drove All Night on a loop for a whole Summer when I was about 11. I'm not over it.

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By *ittlebirdWoman 25 weeks ago

The Big Smoke


"Sex is for lovers fucking is for good good fab friends

Fucking is for lovers too

If I could get some fucking sex that would be appreciated

*waves*

* Checks behind to see if it's me you are waving at then frantically waves back* "

I’ll just pop up the country now

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By *ittlebirdWoman 25 weeks ago

The Big Smoke


"Sex is for lovers fucking is for good good fab friends

Fucking is for lovers too

If I could get some fucking sex that would be appreciated

Fucking sex me, Cede. Right in the fucking face.

I love you

This is no place for that wishy washy talk! It’s all fucking in the sex face here."

You are so getting fucked in the face next time I see you

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By (user no longer on site) 25 weeks ago


"I'm rather vocal about my dislike of certain terms when it comes to sex. Almost twuntishly so. Especially in threads I start.

However...

I don't want people to stop using the language that they enjoy using. Change to fit in. It's a sign of compatibility for another thing.

I'm also a massive hypocrite because I know, as much as play or meet or playdate or nawty or any of those terms can make my cunt temporarily dry up, if a particular person asked me when I'm free for a playdate? I'm in. Lexicon be damned. "

All it takes is a word or a phrase and I'm out. But I wouldn't want them saying that when we're naked so I'd rather know they're a dick beforehand.

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By *wist my nipplesCouple 25 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"Lexicon be damned. "

I want this on a t-shirt.

Mrs TMN x

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By *wist my nipplesCouple 25 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"Sex is for lovers fucking is for good good fab friends

Fucking is for lovers too

If I could get some fucking sex that would be appreciated

Fucking sex me, Cede. Right in the fucking face.

I love you

This is no place for that wishy washy talk! It’s all fucking in the sex face here.

You are so getting fucked in the face next time I see you "

In.

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