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"Wanna play op? " I requested intercourse immediately after the post. You came somewhat later. M'lady. | |||
"Wanna play op? I requested intercourse immediately after the post. You came somewhat later. M'lady." I always come later. | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 31/05/24 14:40:33]" Put that back!! | |||
"Mmmmmm I’m gonna get me a meet tonight. We’ll arrange a play date where we can free my dinkle, so that I can dip into the floofer. Gonna get her nice and moist before getting nawty and on the jiggy jiggy. If she plays her cards right, I’m gonna fill her with the yummy cummys. " | |||
"What about fucking? Screwing? Banging? Shagging? Bonking? Are these acceptable? Mrs TMN x" The list wasn’t intended as comprehensive. Please insert your own. Dammit | |||
"What about fucking? Screwing? Banging? Shagging? Bonking? Are these acceptable? Mrs TMN x The list wasn’t intended as comprehensive. Please insert your own. Dammit" Bumping uglies? | |||
"Can we please use our big words please people? I’m all for a euphemism, double entendre and the occasional single entendre but when it comes to sex, can we stop making it sound like something that kids do? It’s not; Dirty, durty, naughty, nawty, nawtee, cheeky cheeky, hubba hubba, squeaky squeak, the beast with two backs, dancing the horizontal tango, getting jiggy, playing, filthy fun, fondling, hiding the sausage… It’s sex. Can we call it that please? " But, but, but.... I'd rather like to fondle, and be fondled •pout• | |||
"Wanna play op? " Scrabble? Connect four? | |||
"Mmmmmm I’m gonna get me a meet tonight. We’ll arrange a play date where we can free my dinkle, so that I can dip into the floofer. Gonna get her nice and moist before getting nawty and on the jiggy jiggy. If she plays her cards right, I’m gonna fill her with the yummy cummys. " Oh god! | |||
"What about fucking? Screwing? Banging? Shagging? Bonking? Are these acceptable? Mrs TMN x The list wasn’t intended as comprehensive. Please insert your own. Dammit Bumping uglies? " Are you offering? | |||
"What about fucking? Screwing? Banging? Shagging? Bonking? Are these acceptable? Mrs TMN x The list wasn’t intended as comprehensive. Please insert your own. Dammit" Insert your own what? | |||
"Mmmmmm I’m gonna get me a meet tonight. We’ll arrange a play date where we can free my dinkle, so that I can dip into the floofer. Gonna get her nice and moist before getting nawty and on the jiggy jiggy. If she plays her cards right, I’m gonna fill her with the yummy cummys. Oh god! " I know right……you’ve just creamed your panties | |||
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"What about fucking? Screwing? Banging? Shagging? Bonking? Are these acceptable? Mrs TMN x The list wasn’t intended as comprehensive. Please insert your own. Dammit Bumping uglies? Are you offering? " Well, I mean neither of us is ugly..... | |||
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"Sex is for lovers fucking is for good good fab friends " Fucking is for lovers too | |||
"It’s fucking Good hard fucking " It's such a great word isn't it? Fuck me - it's like something just switches in my brain. Sex me just doesn't cut it. | |||
"Sex is for lovers fucking is for good good fab friends Fucking is for lovers too " If I could get some fucking sex that would be appreciated | |||
"It’s fucking Good hard fucking It's such a great word isn't it? Fuck me - it's like something just switches in my brain. Sex me just doesn't cut it." What if someone sang “I wanna sex you up”? Better than “I wanna fuck you up” | |||
"Sex is for lovers fucking is for good good fab friends Fucking is for lovers too If I could get some fucking sex that would be appreciated " Fucking sex me, Cede. Right in the fucking face. | |||
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"...but we can still "make love", yes? We don't have to construct it but we can 'do' it? Sometimes I like to be old fashioned." Making love is old fashioned? | |||
"It’s fucking Good hard fucking It's such a great word isn't it? Fuck me - it's like something just switches in my brain. Sex me just doesn't cut it. What if someone sang “I wanna sex you up”? Better than “I wanna fuck you up” " Better, but your comment below is kind of apex. The betterist. | |||
"...but we can still "make love", yes? We don't have to construct it but we can 'do' it? Sometimes I like to be old fashioned. · Making love is old fashioned? " • It's not! But sometimes the lôôks I get on here when I use the term...like it's 'uncool' or something. | |||
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"Sex is for lovers fucking is for good good fab friends Fucking is for lovers too If I could get some fucking sex that would be appreciated " Is that a request? | |||
"It’s fucking Good hard fucking It's such a great word isn't it? Fuck me - it's like something just switches in my brain. Sex me just doesn't cut it. What if someone sang “I wanna sex you up”? Better than “I wanna fuck you up” Better, but your comment below is kind of apex. The betterist. " Fucking sex me, Hans, right in the fucking face? Got it. | |||
"Sex is for lovers fucking is for good good fab friends Fucking is for lovers too If I could get some fucking sex that would be appreciated " *waves* | |||
"Sex is for lovers fucking is for good good fab friends Fucking is for lovers too If I could get some fucking sex that would be appreciated Fucking sex me, Cede. Right in the fucking face." I love you | |||
"Sex is for lovers fucking is for good good fab friends Fucking is for lovers too If I could get some fucking sex that would be appreciated Fucking sex me, Cede. Right in the fucking face. I love you " This is no place for that wishy washy talk! It’s all fucking in the sex face here. | |||
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"Sex is for lovers fucking is for good good fab friends Fucking is for lovers too If I could get some fucking sex that would be appreciated Is that a request? " I'm pretty much at open invitation levels now | |||
"Sex is for lovers fucking is for good good fab friends Fucking is for lovers too If I could get some fucking sex that would be appreciated *waves* " * Checks behind to see if it's me you are waving at then frantically waves back* | |||
"Sex is for lovers fucking is for good good fab friends Fucking is for lovers too If I could get some fucking sex that would be appreciated Is that a request? I'm pretty much at open invitation levels now " If you can’t wait another 6 hours, I understand | |||
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"Sex is for lovers fucking is for good good fab friends Fucking is for lovers too If I could get some fucking sex that would be appreciated Fucking sex me, Cede. Right in the fucking face." In? On? Under? Or all of the above? | |||
"Sex is for lovers fucking is for good good fab friends Fucking is for lovers too If I could get some fucking sex that would be appreciated Fucking sex me, Cede. Right in the fucking face. In? On? Under? Or all of the above? " Oh, all of the above I reckon. Mmmmmmmmmmmmm nawty | |||
"It’s fucking Good hard fucking It's such a great word isn't it? Fuck me - it's like something just switches in my brain. Sex me just doesn't cut it. What if someone sang “I wanna sex you up”? Better than “I wanna fuck you up” Better, but your comment below is kind of apex. The betterist. Fucking sex me, Hans, right in the fucking face? Got it." Fuck yeah you get it! Made me claw my arm that, I had to put my jumper back on. | |||
"Sex is for lovers fucking is for good good fab friends Fucking is for lovers too If I could get some fucking sex that would be appreciated Is that a request? I'm pretty much at open invitation levels now If you can’t wait another 6 hours, I understand " I guess I'm used to waiting | |||
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"Can we please use our big words please people? I’m all for a euphemism, double entendre and the occasional single entendre but when it comes to sex, can we stop making it sound like something that kids do? It’s not; Dirty, durty, naughty, nawty, nawtee, cheeky cheeky, hubba hubba, squeaky squeak, the beast with two backs, dancing the horizontal tango, getting jiggy, playing, filthy fun, fondling, hiding the sausage… It’s sex. Can we call it that please? " You may call it whatever you want but if I was to have sex with you then it would be life-changing. Oh and stop telling other people what to do. C | |||
"I watched alot of carryon film growing up so I'll use the term 'anyone for a spot of tiffin.' Oh and then I moved onto 'Rita, sue and bob too' so maybe I'll say 'its my turn for a jump'. 'Making love' just gives me the heebie jeebies, find it a bit of a turn off " "Making love" is just My Mum played Roy Orbison - I Drove All Night on a loop for a whole Summer when I was about 11. I'm not over it. | |||
"Sex is for lovers fucking is for good good fab friends Fucking is for lovers too If I could get some fucking sex that would be appreciated *waves* * Checks behind to see if it's me you are waving at then frantically waves back* " I’ll just pop up the country now | |||
"Sex is for lovers fucking is for good good fab friends Fucking is for lovers too If I could get some fucking sex that would be appreciated Fucking sex me, Cede. Right in the fucking face. I love you This is no place for that wishy washy talk! It’s all fucking in the sex face here." You are so getting fucked in the face next time I see you | |||
"I'm rather vocal about my dislike of certain terms when it comes to sex. Almost twuntishly so. Especially in threads I start. However... I don't want people to stop using the language that they enjoy using. Change to fit in. It's a sign of compatibility for another thing. I'm also a massive hypocrite because I know, as much as play or meet or playdate or nawty or any of those terms can make my cunt temporarily dry up, if a particular person asked me when I'm free for a playdate? I'm in. Lexicon be damned. " All it takes is a word or a phrase and I'm out. But I wouldn't want them saying that when we're naked so I'd rather know they're a dick beforehand. | |||
"Lexicon be damned. " I want this on a t-shirt. Mrs TMN x | |||
"Sex is for lovers fucking is for good good fab friends Fucking is for lovers too If I could get some fucking sex that would be appreciated Fucking sex me, Cede. Right in the fucking face. I love you This is no place for that wishy washy talk! It’s all fucking in the sex face here. You are so getting fucked in the face next time I see you " In. | |||