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By *wiss Army Knife OP   Man 26 weeks ago

Second star to the right…

I just saw a post saying it’s National F***ing Smile Day!!

Why does everything have a day now?

Well no one is telling me I have to smile.

So for all you grumpy f***ers like me out there here’s a thread to tell the World how p***ed off you are at anything and everything?

Fill your boots grumpy arses and I wil only check in on the thread from time to time because I am in a mood

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By (user no longer on site) 26 weeks ago

People who smile all the time are psychopaths.

And don't get me started on those that like to tell everyone to "be kind people".

Fuck

Off

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By *lowupdollTV/TS 26 weeks ago

Herts


"People who smile all the time are psychopaths.

And don't get me started on those that like to tell everyone to "be kind people".

Fuck

Off

"

The ones who go around saying ‘be kind’ are usually anything but themselves in my experience.

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By *ris GrayMan 26 weeks ago

Dorchester


"People who smile all the time are psychopaths.

And don't get me started on those that like to tell everyone to "be kind people".

Fuck

Off

The ones who go around saying ‘be kind’ are usually anything but themselves in my experience. "

Be kind to Glow

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By (user no longer on site) 26 weeks ago


"I just saw a post saying it’s National F***ing Smile Day!!

Why does everything have a day now?

Well no one is telling me I have to smile.

So for all you grumpy f***ers like me out there here’s a thread to tell the World how p***ed off you are at anything and everything?

Fill your boots grumpy arses and I wil only check in on the thread from time to time because I am in a mood "

Turn that frown upside down

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By *lowupdollTV/TS 26 weeks ago

Herts


"People who smile all the time are psychopaths.

And don't get me started on those that like to tell everyone to "be kind people".

Fuck

Off

The ones who go around saying ‘be kind’ are usually anything but themselves in my experience. Be kind to Glow "

Be kinder to Fred

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By (user no longer on site) 26 weeks ago

I think it depends on the smile... if it's fake or something is expected, I recoil.

Some cultures distrust smiling.

When I smile it's usually because I'm listening to something funny.

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan 26 weeks ago

St Leonards

Awwww....people, people.

Smile, be kind.

They'll never realise they're about to become body number 13 under the floorboards.

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By (user no longer on site) 26 weeks ago


"People who smile all the time are psychopaths.

And don't get me started on those that like to tell everyone to "be kind people".

Fuck

Off

The ones who go around saying ‘be kind’ are usually anything but themselves in my experience. "

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By *lowupdollTV/TS 26 weeks ago

Herts

If I don’t smile I have terrible RBF.

People even asks me, Glow do you have terrible RBF?

No, I’m a resting bitch this is my face innit.

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By *herry delightWoman 26 weeks ago

Ilfracombe

Smiles are powerful!

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By *wiss Army Knife OP   Man 26 weeks ago

Second star to the right…


"Smiles are powerful!

"

Go back to your pink fluffy cloud…..you don’t belong in this thread

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By *nnCeeWoman 26 weeks ago

East of Eden, West of Hell

FINALLY arranged a meet with someone I've been connecting with for a looooong time.

And he has a bad tummy. Our meet may yet not occur.

Possibly shaved my legs (cutting myself twice in the process) and washed my hair for nothing.

Grrrrrr

And I possibly won't be getting the sex. Even. Worse.

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By *ssex_tomMan 26 weeks ago

Chelmsford

Don't forget whistlers. Tom was once told to beware whistlers and smilers. Tom once knew a bloke who did both. Whistled and Smiled. He was a knob

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By *wiss Army Knife OP   Man 26 weeks ago

Second star to the right…


"People who smile all the time are psychopaths.

And don't get me started on those that like to tell everyone to "be kind people".

Fuck

Off

I knew I could rely on you Ms C I think that C should stand for cynicism

"

I also hate people who say,”Good Morning”

How the F do they know what morning I am having? or “it’s a lovely day”, I didn’t ask for a weather update

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan 26 weeks ago

St Leonards


"FINALLY arranged a meet with someone I've been connecting with for a looooong time.

And he has a bad tummy. Our meet may yet not occur.

Possibly shaved my legs (cutting myself twice in the process) and washed my hair for nothing.

Grrrrrr

And I possibly won't be getting the sex. Even. Worse."

Hey - worse things happen at sea. At least you're not a starving African in Gaza. PMA. Everything happens for a reason. You are enough just as you are

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By *wiss Army Knife OP   Man 26 weeks ago

Second star to the right…


"I think it depends on the smile... if it's fake or something is expected, I recoil.

Some cultures distrust smiling.

When I smile it's usually because I'm listening to something funny."

Which culture?

I may fit in with them :

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By *wiss Army Knife OP   Man 26 weeks ago

Second star to the right…


"Awwww....people, people.

Smile, be kind.

They'll never realise they're about to become body number 13 under the floorboards.

"

I like it excellent mistrust and cynicism there, keep it going we need to get these smiley happy people to realise the error of their ways

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By *wiss Army Knife OP   Man 26 weeks ago

Second star to the right…


"FINALLY arranged a meet with someone I've been connecting with for a looooong time.

And he has a bad tummy. Our meet may yet not occur.

Possibly shaved my legs (cutting myself twice in the process) and washed my hair for nothing.

Grrrrrr

And I possibly won't be getting the sex. Even. Worse."

What a twat, do you have a name and address?

Us grumps can pop round there and cheer ourselves up at his expense

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan 26 weeks ago

St Leonards


"Awwww....people, people.

Smile, be kind.

They'll never realise they're about to become body number 13 under the floorboards.

I like it excellent mistrust and cynicism there, keep it going we need to get these smiley happy people to realise the error of their ways "

Although it is easier just to kill them.

Rehabilitation is very time-consuming.

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By *lowupdollTV/TS 26 weeks ago

Herts


"Awwww....people, people.

Smile, be kind.

They'll never realise they're about to become body number 13 under the floorboards.

I like it excellent mistrust and cynicism there, keep it going we need to get these smiley happy people to realise the error of their ways

Although it is easier just to kill them.

Rehabilitation is very time-consuming."

I’ll meet these ‘happy’ people. They’ll sort them out.

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By *wiss Army Knife OP   Man 26 weeks ago

Second star to the right…


"Awwww....people, people.

Smile, be kind.

They'll never realise they're about to become body number 13 under the floorboards.

I like it excellent mistrust and cynicism there, keep it going we need to get these smiley happy people to realise the error of their ways

Although it is easier just to kill them.

Rehabilitation is very time-consuming.

I’ll meet these ‘happy’ people. They’ll sort them out. "

Yes yes, I like your style

You are in the right thread

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By *lowupdollTV/TS 26 weeks ago

Herts


"Awwww....people, people.

Smile, be kind.

They'll never realise they're about to become body number 13 under the floorboards.

I like it excellent mistrust and cynicism there, keep it going we need to get these smiley happy people to realise the error of their ways

Although it is easier just to kill them.

Rehabilitation is very time-consuming.

I’ll meet these ‘happy’ people. They’ll sort them out.

Yes yes, I like your style

You are in the right thread "

Good post. First time in the forums?

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple 26 weeks ago

Southampton


"I just saw a post saying it’s National F***ing Smile Day!!

Why does everything have a day now?

Well no one is telling me I have to smile.

So for all you grumpy f***ers like me out there here’s a thread to tell the World how p***ed off you are at anything and everything?

Fill your boots grumpy arses and I wil only check in on the thread from time to time because I am in a mood "

I'm feeling miserable if that helps lol

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple 26 weeks ago

Southampton


"Awwww....people, people.

Smile, be kind.

They'll never realise they're about to become body number 13 under the floorboards.

"

Crocodiles smile just before they bite your leg off

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By *wiss Army Knife OP   Man 26 weeks ago

Second star to the right…


"I just saw a post saying it’s National F***ing Smile Day!!

Why does everything have a day now?

Well no one is telling me I have to smile.

So for all you grumpy f***ers like me out there here’s a thread to tell the World how p***ed off you are at anything and everything?

Fill your boots grumpy arses and I wil only check in on the thread from time to time because I am in a mood

I'm feeling miserable if that helps lol"

Well misery loves company so yes I am feeling soooo much better now

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By *wiss Army Knife OP   Man 26 weeks ago

Second star to the right…


"Awwww....people, people.

Smile, be kind.

They'll never realise they're about to become body number 13 under the floorboards.

I like it excellent mistrust and cynicism there, keep it going we need to get these smiley happy people to realise the error of their ways

Although it is easier just to kill them.

Rehabilitation is very time-consuming.

I’ll meet these ‘happy’ people. They’ll sort them out.

Yes yes, I like your style

You are in the right thread

Good post. First time in the forums? "

Never been here before ever ever in my life and that’s a promise

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By *ad NannaWoman 26 weeks ago

East London

Would a blow job cheer you up?

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By *bi HaiveMan 26 weeks ago
Forum Mod

Cheeseville, Somerset


"People who smile all the time are psychopaths.

And don't get me started on those that like to tell everyone to "be kind people".

Fuck

Off

"

Live

Laugh

Love

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By *mmaleiaWoman 26 weeks ago

East Northamptonshire

Happy goth day!!!!

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By *rBobbMan 26 weeks ago

Birmingham


"Awwww....people, people.

Smile, be kind.

They'll never realise they're about to become body number 13 under the floorboards.

Crocodiles smile just before they bite your leg off "

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By *ittle Miss TinkerbellWoman 26 weeks ago

your head

If anyone told me to smile today, they'd get thrown to the wolves. I'm too tired for that bullshit.

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By *amantha_NiteTV/TS 26 weeks ago

The Lake District


"I just saw a post saying it’s National F***ing Smile Day!!

Why does everything have a day now?

Well no one is telling me I have to smile.

So for all you grumpy f***ers like me out there here’s a thread to tell the World how p***ed off you are at anything and everything?

Fill your boots grumpy arses and I wil only check in on the thread from time to time because I am in a mood "

Definitely a forum for me then ,im not really a Grumpy F**cker but people think i am,fore if i smile they think im in pain

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By *wiss Army Knife OP   Man 26 weeks ago

Second star to the right…


"People who smile all the time are psychopaths.

And don't get me started on those that like to tell everyone to "be kind people".

Fuck

Off

Live

Laugh

Love

"

Oh ffs not those quotes, i would burn down the house of everyone who has them on their wall!!

I would make sure their family Christmas onesies are what starts the fire

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By *wiss Army Knife OP   Man 26 weeks ago

Second star to the right…


"If anyone told me to smile today, they'd get thrown to the wolves. I'm too tired for that bullshit."

Love your badass attitude, save me a ringside seat

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan 26 weeks ago

Den of Iniquity

Hi

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By *imply DeeWoman 26 weeks ago

Wherever


"Hi "

Hello!

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By *ansoffateMan 26 weeks ago

Sagittarius A


"People who smile all the time are psychopaths.

And don't get me started on those that like to tell everyone to "be kind people".

Fuck

Off

The ones who go around saying ‘be kind’ are usually anything but themselves in my experience. "

Be kind to yourself

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By *bi HaiveMan 26 weeks ago
Forum Mod

Cheeseville, Somerset


"People who smile all the time are psychopaths.

And don't get me started on those that like to tell everyone to "be kind people".

Fuck

Off

Live

Laugh

Love

Oh ffs not those quotes, i would burn down the house of everyone who has them on their wall!!

I would make sure their family Christmas onesies are what starts the fire "

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By *antastic_Mr_Fox_76Man 26 weeks ago

District 13


"I just saw a post saying it’s National F***ing Smile Day!!

Why does everything have a day now?

Well no one is telling me I have to smile.

So for all you grumpy f***ers like me out there here’s a thread to tell the World how p***ed off you are at anything and everything?

Fill your boots grumpy arses and I wil only check in on the thread from time to time because I am in a mood "

Smile ya grumpy bastards daily not just because it’s an individual day

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By *ittlebirdWoman 26 weeks ago

The Big Smoke


"I just saw a post saying it’s National F***ing Smile Day!!

Why does everything have a day now?

Well no one is telling me I have to smile.

So for all you grumpy f***ers like me out there here’s a thread to tell the World how p***ed off you are at anything and everything?

Fill your boots grumpy arses and I wil only check in on the thread from time to time because I am in a mood "

What a grumpy way to be on a Friday

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By *ansoffateMan 26 weeks ago

Sagittarius A

Society has become too conformist automated and reductive.

There isn't enough space for discretion, nuance or spontaneity. Efficiency and routine is our god. One size fits all.

We have a liability culture that stifles positive risk taking and creativity.

Fitter happier and more productive a pig in a cage on antibiotics.

Apart from that fuck it therapy.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan 26 weeks ago

Den of Iniquity


"Hi

Hello!"

Ello Stranger

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By *ris GrayMan 26 weeks ago

Dorchester


"Awwww....people, people.

Smile, be kind.

They'll never realise they're about to become body number 13 under the floorboards.

"

omg your Fred West i wondered where i recognised that hairdo from

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan 26 weeks ago

St Leonards


"Awwww....people, people.

Smile, be kind.

They'll never realise they're about to become body number 13 under the floorboards.

omg your Fred West i wondered where i recognised that hairdo from "

I have to break that pic out every so often...feels rude not to Fred

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By *ris GrayMan 26 weeks ago

Dorchester


"Awwww....people, people.

Smile, be kind.

They'll never realise they're about to become body number 13 under the floorboards.

omg your Fred West i wondered where i recognised that hairdo from

I have to break that pic out every so often...feels rude not to Fred "

so different

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan 26 weeks ago

St Leonards


"Awwww....people, people.

Smile, be kind.

They'll never realise they're about to become body number 13 under the floorboards.

omg your Fred West i wondered where i recognised that hairdo from

I have to break that pic out every so often...feels rude not to Fred so different "

2020 Lockdown hair - I use the pic mostly to scare wayward family members .

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By *ris GrayMan 26 weeks ago

Dorchester


"Awwww....people, people.

Smile, be kind.

They'll never realise they're about to become body number 13 under the floorboards.

omg your Fred West i wondered where i recognised that hairdo from

I have to break that pic out every so often...feels rude not to Fred so different

2020 Lockdown hair - I use the pic mostly to scare wayward family members ."

really i think it will never work they'll think you're a teddy bear

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By *anzer FernandoMan 26 weeks ago

Over the seas and far away

"...people aren't chocolates. D'you know what they are mostly? Bastards. Bastard-coated bastards with bastard filling. But I don't find them half as annoying as I find naive bobble-headed optimists who walk around vomiting sunshine".

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By *issmorganWoman 26 weeks ago

Calderdale innit


"People who smile all the time are psychopaths.

And don't get me started on those that like to tell everyone to "be kind people".

Fuck

Off

The ones who go around saying ‘be kind’ are usually anything but themselves in my experience. "

I agree, when people were putting

be kind on their Facebook pics after Caroline flack died. I saw some of the most poisonous people use it and just thought that's a bit bloody rich coming from you.

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By *wiss Army Knife OP   Man 26 weeks ago

Second star to the right…


"I just saw a post saying it’s National F***ing Smile Day!!

Why does everything have a day now?

Well no one is telling me I have to smile.

So for all you grumpy f***ers like me out there here’s a thread to tell the World how p***ed off you are at anything and everything?

Fill your boots grumpy arses and I wil only check in on the thread from time to time because I am in a mood

What a grumpy way to be on a Friday "

You know me I am always a grumpy f***er

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By *lowupdollTV/TS 26 weeks ago

Herts


"People who smile all the time are psychopaths.

And don't get me started on those that like to tell everyone to "be kind people".

Fuck

Off

The ones who go around saying ‘be kind’ are usually anything but themselves in my experience.

I agree, when people were putting

be kind on their Facebook pics after Caroline flack died. I saw some of the most poisonous people use it and just thought that's a bit bloody rich coming from you. "

Exactly like that.

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By *wiss Army Knife OP   Man 26 weeks ago

Second star to the right…


""...people aren't chocolates. D'you know what they are mostly? Bastards. Bastard-coated bastards with bastard filling. But I don't find them half as annoying as I find naive bobble-headed optimists who walk around vomiting sunshine". "

I admire your cynicism, welcome to the grumpy f***ers club

Remember to look gift horses square in the mouth and to see the cloud in every silver lining .

Words to live by

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By *ssex_tomMan 26 weeks ago

Chelmsford

If you can only be one thing then Be Kind !

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By *wiss Army Knife OP   Man 26 weeks ago

Second star to the right…


"If you can only be one thing then Be Kind !"

I am always kind to those who are kind and the rest well I steer clear of.

That’s more my mantra

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By *herry delightWoman 26 weeks ago

Ilfracombe


"Smiles are powerful!

Go back to your pink fluffy cloud…..you don’t belong in this thread "

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By *alm_one4Man 26 weeks ago

RM16

A smile is currency, be polite and get a lovely smile back….i’ll do that again!

Having said that, and standing alongside OP, when can we have a ‘yes I grumpy, I know I’m grumpy, l like being grumpy, so fu*k off and leave me alone ’ day?

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple 26 weeks ago

Southampton


"A smile is currency, be polite and get a lovely smile back….i’ll do that again!

Having said that, and standing alongside OP, when can we have a ‘yes I grumpy, I know I’m grumpy, l like being grumpy, so fu*k off and leave me alone ’ day?"

Oh god that was totally me yesterday afternoon x

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan 26 weeks ago

Den of Iniquity


"A smile is currency, be polite and get a lovely smile back….i’ll do that again!

Having said that, and standing alongside OP, when can we have a ‘yes I grumpy, I know I’m grumpy, l like being grumpy, so fu*k off and leave me alone ’ day?

Oh god that was totally me yesterday afternoon x"

That's been me all week

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple 26 weeks ago

Southampton


"A smile is currency, be polite and get a lovely smile back….i’ll do that again!

Having said that, and standing alongside OP, when can we have a ‘yes I grumpy, I know I’m grumpy, l like being grumpy, so fu*k off and leave me alone ’ day?

Oh god that was totally me yesterday afternoon x

That's been me all week "

Well you are called Grumpy

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By *nnCeeWoman 26 weeks ago

East of Eden, West of Hell


"FINALLY arranged a meet with someone I've been connecting with for a looooong time.

And he has a bad tummy. Our meet may yet not occur.

Possibly shaved my legs (cutting myself twice in the process) and washed my hair for nothing.

Grrrrrr

And I possibly won't be getting the sex. Even. Worse.

Hey - worse things happen at sea. At least you're not a starving African in Gaza. PMA. Everything happens for a reason. You are enough just as you are "

I don't like the sea. It makes me sick.

Humph.

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By *nnCeeWoman 26 weeks ago

East of Eden, West of Hell


"FINALLY arranged a meet with someone I've been connecting with for a looooong time.

And he has a bad tummy. Our meet may yet not occur.

Possibly shaved my legs (cutting myself twice in the process) and washed my hair for nothing.

Grrrrrr

And I possibly won't be getting the sex. Even. Worse.

What a twat, do you have a name and address?

Us grumps can pop round there and cheer ourselves up at his expense "

I don't think he needs that as well as liquid poops.

But thanks for the offer.

True what they say about Forumites not having the sex.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan 26 weeks ago

Den of Iniquity


"A smile is currency, be polite and get a lovely smile back….i’ll do that again!

Having said that, and standing alongside OP, when can we have a ‘yes I grumpy, I know I’m grumpy, l like being grumpy, so fu*k off and leave me alone ’ day?

Oh god that was totally me yesterday afternoon x

That's been me all week

Well you are called Grumpy "

Only in the mornings

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple 26 weeks ago

Southampton


"A smile is currency, be polite and get a lovely smile back….i’ll do that again!

Having said that, and standing alongside OP, when can we have a ‘yes I grumpy, I know I’m grumpy, l like being grumpy, so fu*k off and leave me alone ’ day?

Oh god that was totally me yesterday afternoon x

That's been me all week

Well you are called Grumpy

Only in the mornings "

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan 26 weeks ago

Den of Iniquity


"A smile is currency, be polite and get a lovely smile back….i’ll do that again!

Having said that, and standing alongside OP, when can we have a ‘yes I grumpy, I know I’m grumpy, l like being grumpy, so fu*k off and leave me alone ’ day?

Oh god that was totally me yesterday afternoon x

That's been me all week

Well you are called Grumpy

Only in the mornings

"

I'm innocent

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple 26 weeks ago

Southampton


"A smile is currency, be polite and get a lovely smile back….i’ll do that again!

Having said that, and standing alongside OP, when can we have a ‘yes I grumpy, I know I’m grumpy, l like being grumpy, so fu*k off and leave me alone ’ day?

Oh god that was totally me yesterday afternoon x

That's been me all week

Well you are called Grumpy

Only in the mornings

I'm innocent "

Yeah right tofl

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan 26 weeks ago

Den of Iniquity


"A smile is currency, be polite and get a lovely smile back….i’ll do that again!

Having said that, and standing alongside OP, when can we have a ‘yes I grumpy, I know I’m grumpy, l like being grumpy, so fu*k off and leave me alone ’ day?

Oh god that was totally me yesterday afternoon x

That's been me all week

Well you are called Grumpy

Only in the mornings

I'm innocent

Yeah right tofl"

Obviously I am and I dunno what tofl means

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple 26 weeks ago

Southampton


"A smile is currency, be polite and get a lovely smile back….i’ll do that again!

Having said that, and standing alongside OP, when can we have a ‘yes I grumpy, I know I’m grumpy, l like being grumpy, so fu*k off and leave me alone ’ day?

Oh god that was totally me yesterday afternoon x

That's been me all week

Well you are called Grumpy

Only in the mornings

I'm innocent

Yeah right tofl

Obviously I am and I dunno what tofl means "

It should have been ... but tofl... totally obviously fucking laughing lol

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan 26 weeks ago

Den of Iniquity


"A smile is currency, be polite and get a lovely smile back….i’ll do that again!

Having said that, and standing alongside OP, when can we have a ‘yes I grumpy, I know I’m grumpy, l like being grumpy, so fu*k off and leave me alone ’ day?

Oh god that was totally me yesterday afternoon x

That's been me all week

Well you are called Grumpy

Only in the mornings

I'm innocent

Yeah right tofl

Obviously I am and I dunno what tofl means

It should have been ... but tofl... totally obviously fucking laughing lol"

Unfair

Always an angel me so ssshhh ..

Everyone thinks I'm a gentleman so don't ruin it please

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple 26 weeks ago

Southampton

* taps nose and winks

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By *ndy79randyMan 26 weeks ago

Washington


"* taps nose and winks"

How would you make me smile

I'm called grumpy from the grandkids

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By (user no longer on site) 26 weeks ago

Smile and the whole world will smile back or maybe not you OP lol

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple 26 weeks ago

Southampton


"* taps nose and winks

How would you make me smile

I'm called grumpy from the grandkids "

Probably tell you a terrible joke lol

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By *ndy79randyMan 26 weeks ago

Washington


"* taps nose and winks

How would you make me smile

I'm called grumpy from the grandkids

Probably tell you a terrible joke lol"

Please tell me one

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple 26 weeks ago

Southampton


"* taps nose and winks

How would you make me smile

I'm called grumpy from the grandkids

Probably tell you a terrible joke lol

Please tell me one "

What do you call a dinosaur with haemorrhoids??

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By *9alMan 26 weeks ago

Bridgend

as I get older most days are grumpy perhaps I am turning into Victor Meldrew

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By (user no longer on site) 26 weeks ago

I've been smiling all day I finally finished my BA with Open Uni. Now I just need to catch up on sleep Zzz

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple 26 weeks ago

Southampton


"I've been smiling all day I finally finished my BA with Open Uni. Now I just need to catch up on sleep Zzz"

Oh congratulations!

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By *onjudgesCouple (MM) 26 weeks ago

Carlisle

Can't smile. Toothache. Lol

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By *ndy79randyMan 26 weeks ago

Washington


"* taps nose and winks

How would you make me smile

I'm called grumpy from the grandkids

Probably tell you a terrible joke lol

Please tell me one

What do you call a dinosaur with haemorrhoids??"

Pass

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By (user no longer on site) 26 weeks ago


"I've been smiling all day I finally finished my BA with Open Uni. Now I just need to catch up on sleep Zzz

Oh congratulations!"

Thank you K It's only taken me 10 bloody years (part-time) ... 'real' life kept getting in the way

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple 26 weeks ago

Southampton


"Can't smile. Toothache. Lol "

Oh toothache sucks badly, hope you feel better soon x

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple 26 weeks ago

Southampton


"* taps nose and winks

How would you make me smile

I'm called grumpy from the grandkids

Probably tell you a terrible joke lol

Please tell me one

What do you call a dinosaur with haemorrhoids??

Pass"

A megasorearse.....

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By *ndy79randyMan 26 weeks ago

Washington

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple 26 weeks ago

Southampton


"I've been smiling all day I finally finished my BA with Open Uni. Now I just need to catch up on sleep Zzz

Oh congratulations!

Thank you K It's only taken me 10 bloody years (part-time) ... 'real' life kept getting in the way "

But you got there! That's a hell of an achievement x

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By (user no longer on site) 26 weeks ago


"I've been smiling all day I finally finished my BA with Open Uni. Now I just need to catch up on sleep Zzz

Oh congratulations!

Thank you K It's only taken me 10 bloody years (part-time) ... 'real' life kept getting in the way "

Great achievement

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By *ndy79randyMan 26 weeks ago

Washington


"I've been smiling all day I finally finished my BA with Open Uni. Now I just need to catch up on sleep Zzz"

Congratulations!!!

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By *ndy79randyMan 26 weeks ago

Washington


"* taps nose and winks

How would you make me smile

I'm called grumpy from the grandkids

Probably tell you a terrible joke lol

Please tell me one

What do you call a dinosaur with haemorrhoids??

Pass

A megasorearse....."

Ok

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple 26 weeks ago

Southampton


"* taps nose and winks

How would you make me smile

I'm called grumpy from the grandkids

Probably tell you a terrible joke lol

Please tell me one

What do you call a dinosaur with haemorrhoids??

Pass

A megasorearse.....

Ok"

Oh dear...

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By *ndy79randyMan 26 weeks ago

Washington


"* taps nose and winks

How would you make me smile

I'm called grumpy from the grandkids

Probably tell you a terrible joke lol

Please tell me one

What do you call a dinosaur with haemorrhoids??

Pass

A megasorearse.....

Ok

Oh dear..."

Told you that I was grumpy

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple 26 weeks ago

Southampton


"* taps nose and winks

How would you make me smile

I'm called grumpy from the grandkids

Probably tell you a terrible joke lol

Please tell me one

What do you call a dinosaur with haemorrhoids??

Pass

A megasorearse.....

Ok

Oh dear...

Told you that I was grumpy "

(.) (.)

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By *ndy79randyMan 26 weeks ago

Washington


"* taps nose and winks

How would you make me smile

I'm called grumpy from the grandkids

Probably tell you a terrible joke lol

Please tell me one

What do you call a dinosaur with haemorrhoids??

Pass

A megasorearse.....

Ok

Oh dear...

Told you that I was grumpy

(.) (.)"

You want to try something else?

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple 26 weeks ago

Southampton


"* taps nose and winks

How would you make me smile

I'm called grumpy from the grandkids

Probably tell you a terrible joke lol

Please tell me one

What do you call a dinosaur with haemorrhoids??

Pass

A megasorearse.....

Ok

Oh dear...

Told you that I was grumpy

(.) (.)

You want to try something else?"

like what?? Lol

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By (user no longer on site) 26 weeks ago


"I've been smiling all day I finally finished my BA with Open Uni. Now I just need to catch up on sleep Zzz

Oh congratulations!

Thank you K It's only taken me 10 bloody years (part-time) ... 'real' life kept getting in the way

Great achievement "

Thank you Maccie

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By (user no longer on site) 26 weeks ago


"I've been smiling all day I finally finished my BA with Open Uni. Now I just need to catch up on sleep Zzz

Congratulations!!!"

Thanks

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By *ndy79randyMan 26 weeks ago

Washington


"* taps nose and winks

How would you make me smile

I'm called grumpy from the grandkids

Probably tell you a terrible joke lol

Please tell me one

What do you call a dinosaur with haemorrhoids??

Pass

A megasorearse.....

Ok

Oh dear...

Told you that I was grumpy

(.) (.)

You want to try something else? like what?? Lol"

Anything to try and make me smile

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By *wiss Army Knife OP   Man 26 weeks ago

Second star to the right…


"FINALLY arranged a meet with someone I've been connecting with for a looooong time.

And he has a bad tummy. Our meet may yet not occur.

Possibly shaved my legs (cutting myself twice in the process) and washed my hair for nothing.

Grrrrrr

And I possibly won't be getting the sex. Even. Worse.

What a twat, do you have a name and address?

Us grumps can pop round there and cheer ourselves up at his expense

I don't think he needs that as well as liquid poops.

But thanks for the offer.

True what they say about Forumites not having the sex."

If he’s on the toilet for 24 hours hearing the song ring of fire in his head, he’s paid his dues otherwise I am opening an investigation

It’s because we are more intelligent than the average fabber and forgive me if I am wrong it’s forumites don’t often have sex with each other

Oh look you made me crack a smile

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By *wiss Army Knife OP   Man 26 weeks ago

Second star to the right…


"I've been smiling all day I finally finished my BA with Open Uni. Now I just need to catch up on sleep Zzz"

I will let you off this time as that does deserve a smile, well done

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By *wiss Army Knife OP   Man 26 weeks ago

Second star to the right…


"A smile is currency, be polite and get a lovely smile back….i’ll do that again!

Having said that, and standing alongside OP, when can we have a ‘yes I grumpy, I know I’m grumpy, l like being grumpy, so fu*k off and leave me alone ’ day?

Oh god that was totally me yesterday afternoon x

That's been me all week "

I think that’s an excellent idea although it flies in the face of my original gripe about a day for everything.

Is it if you can’t beat them up join them?

Anyway reading your replies to Miss K your username is misleading you’re far too happy.

Maybe Mildly Grumpy Mc Nugget?

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By *wiss Army Knife OP   Man 26 weeks ago

Second star to the right…


"Smiles are powerful!

Go back to your pink fluffy cloud…..you don’t belong in this thread

"

You are almost infectious with your Mary Poppins like fluffiness I have actually put smiling faces in my replies!!!

Go away and leave me in my misery

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By *rgasmatron1970Man 26 weeks ago

Bromley


"Smiles are powerful!

"

So are earthquakes

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By *rgasmatron1970Man 26 weeks ago

Bromley


"I've been smiling all day I finally finished my BA with Open Uni. Now I just need to catch up on sleep Zzz"

Mahosive congratulations

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By *lowupdollTV/TS 26 weeks ago

Herts

Happy Saturrrr

Wrong thead.

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By *wiss Army Knife OP   Man 26 weeks ago

Second star to the right…


"Happy Saturrrr

Wrong thead. "

What happy about it??

Now F off to the happy flappy thread

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By *wiss Army Knife OP   Man 26 weeks ago

Second star to the right…


"Smiles are powerful!

So are earthquakes "

And some peoples smell

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By *lowupdollTV/TS 26 weeks ago

Herts


"Happy Saturrrr

Wrong thead.

What happy about it??

Now F off to the happy flappy thread "

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