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I am growing a penis!!!
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It looks like yesterday’s post is getting a sequel it’s becoming like the Fifty Shades saga!!
I saw on the forum that a member suggested it was possible to grow a vagina. Now I didn’t think this was possible but as everyone on here is so trustworthy and wouldn’t take the Michael out us poor innocent newbies it got me thinking.
At this time I was being ignored all round due to the Iron grip of the clique so I posted the idea of growing my own vagina in the hopes of getting noticed. So off I pop to my nearest garden centre to buy some Miracle Grow.
I had a penis about the size of your average buttonbean so I was concerned about how I would get it in the soil deep enough for my magic transformation. So I mount the bag in the shop and push for all I am worth!!
The kind Lady assistant asked what I was doing?
Maybe it looked a little strange a grown man riding fertiliser like a Grand National jockey on the final furlong!!
She understood my plight and highly recommend the product before ushering me out the centre.
So I spent an hour at home bean deep in the stuff and what do you know my penis has grown!!!
I spent another hour last night and managed a wank without the assistance of tweezers!!
Another hour this morning and I can use two fingers and a thumb 
Now my problem dear forumites is my profile is going to need an upgrade soon but will lose some of its humour. Do i keep it for nostalgia or change it to reflect my ever growing endowment?
Another problem raised its head when is enough growth enough as research shows the best all round size yet the women of Fab only want VWE so which way do I turn?
Go with meticulously researched science or the cravings of all you women on Fab?
Now I am wondering if there is a miracle cure for my face that doesn’t cost £100,000 in plastic surgery?
All advice welcome.
Thanks in advance  |
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"It looks like yesterday’s post is getting a sequel it’s becoming like the Fifty Shades saga!!
I saw on the forum that a member suggested it was possible to grow a vagina. Now I didn’t think this was possible but as everyone on here is so trustworthy and wouldn’t take the Michael out us poor innocent newbies it got me thinking.
At this time I was being ignored all round due to the Iron grip of the clique so I posted the idea of growing my own vagina in the hopes of getting noticed. So off I pop to my nearest garden centre to buy some Miracle Grow.
I had a penis about the size of your average buttonbean so I was concerned about how I would get it in the soil deep enough for my magic transformation. So I mount the bag in the shop and push for all I am worth!!
The kind Lady assistant asked what I was doing?
Maybe it looked a little strange a grown man riding fertiliser like a Grand National jockey on the final furlong!!
She understood my plight and highly recommend the product before ushering me out the centre.
So I spent an hour at home bean deep in the stuff and what do you know my penis has grown!!!
I spent another hour last night and managed a wank without the assistance of tweezers!!
Another hour this morning and I can use two fingers and a thumb
Now my problem dear forumites is my profile is going to need an upgrade soon but will lose some of its humour. Do i keep it for nostalgia or change it to reflect my ever growing endowment?
Another problem raised its head when is enough growth enough as research shows the best all round size yet the women of Fab only want VWE so which way do I turn?
Go with meticulously researched science or the cravings of all you women on Fab?
Now I am wondering if there is a miracle cure for my face that doesn’t cost £100,000 in plastic surgery?
All advice welcome.
Thanks in advance "
Just add an update at the bottom that it now should come with a government health warning. |
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"It looks like yesterday’s post is getting a sequel it’s becoming like the Fifty Shades saga!!
I saw on the forum that a member suggested it was possible to grow a vagina. Now I didn’t think this was possible but as everyone on here is so trustworthy and wouldn’t take the Michael out us poor innocent newbies it got me thinking.
At this time I was being ignored all round due to the Iron grip of the clique so I posted the idea of growing my own vagina in the hopes of getting noticed. So off I pop to my nearest garden centre to buy some Miracle Grow.
I had a penis about the size of your average buttonbean so I was concerned about how I would get it in the soil deep enough for my magic transformation. So I mount the bag in the shop and push for all I am worth!!
The kind Lady assistant asked what I was doing?
Maybe it looked a little strange a grown man riding fertiliser like a Grand National jockey on the final furlong!!
She understood my plight and highly recommend the product before ushering me out the centre.
So I spent an hour at home bean deep in the stuff and what do you know my penis has grown!!!
I spent another hour last night and managed a wank without the assistance of tweezers!!
Another hour this morning and I can use two fingers and a thumb
Now my problem dear forumites is my profile is going to need an upgrade soon but will lose some of its humour. Do i keep it for nostalgia or change it to reflect my ever growing endowment?
Another problem raised its head when is enough growth enough as research shows the best all round size yet the women of Fab only want VWE so which way do I turn?
Go with meticulously researched science or the cravings of all you women on Fab?
Now I am wondering if there is a miracle cure for my face that doesn’t cost £100,000 in plastic surgery?
All advice welcome.
Thanks in advance
Just add an update at the bottom that it now should come with a government health warning."
Finally a reply, I knew i could rely on you Ms K
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"A balaclava?
Is that in response to a different thread?"
"Now I am wondering if there is a miracle cure for my face that doesn’t cost £100,000 in plastic surgery"
As quoted from above.
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"Never skip knob day.
He's a knob everyday
Then he’s already started with the willy gains.
I forgot the little ^"
We’ve all got to start somewhere. If he keeps going he’ll have a massive veiny thing this time next year. |
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"A balaclava?
Is that in response to a different thread?
"Now I am wondering if there is a miracle cure for my face that doesn’t cost £100,000 in plastic surgery"
As quoted from above.
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Paper bag... |
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"I think you may need to delete your profile OP and start again when the transition has completed.
Make sure you click on the Fab-Ghey status update.  "
Are trying to insinuate something?
If so it’s gone completely over my head |
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"Never skip knob day.
He's a knob everyday
Then he’s already started with the willy gains.
I forgot the little ^
We’ve all got to start somewhere. If he keeps going he’ll have a massive veiny thing this time next year."
Or even next week….trouser scaffolding may be needed  |
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"Just empty out the fertiliser bag once you're done, cut eye holes, and a willy hole in it, turn it upside down and pull it over your head... Hey presto "
Wow!!! I am blown away by your inventiveness.
I think you might be onto something, if I patent it and it takes off i promise you a cut |
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