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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman 30 weeks ago

The Town by The Cross

Serious answers only

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By *TG3Man 30 weeks ago

Dorchester

When you lose

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By *ot - CoupleCouple 30 weeks ago

Glasgow

When a fight starts.

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By *lderflower_AppleWoman 30 weeks ago

Basingstoke

When no one knows the rules

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By *he love catsCouple 30 weeks ago

South Wales

When it's not a game.

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By (user no longer on site) 30 weeks ago


"Serious answers only "

When the two teams are not equal, then it is a rout (Liverpool 9 Crystal Palace 0 back in 1989)

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman 30 weeks ago

The Town by The Cross


"When it's not a game."

Hmmmmmmm how can I tell if it's a game or not ?

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By *illy IdolMan 30 weeks ago

Midlands

When there's no winners or losers

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By *he love catsCouple 30 weeks ago

South Wales


"When it's not a game.

Hmmmmmmm how can I tell if it's a game or not ?"

I would inform you that it wasn't.

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By *rispyDuckMan 30 weeks ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

When it’s Football

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By *rHotNottsMan 30 weeks ago

Dubai & Nottingham


"Serious answers only "

When it’s a non-game experience like Atari video graffiti, with no winners or losers

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By *avinaTVTV/TS 30 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

When it's a way of life.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS 30 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

When someone loses an eye.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman 30 weeks ago

little house on the praire

When it gets moved to the games forum

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By *rBobbMan 30 weeks ago

Birmingham

When there is nothing to play for

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By *avinaTVTV/TS 30 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania

When I'm involved.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman 30 weeks ago

The Town by The Cross


"When it's a way of life."

Davina...... Life is a game isn't it ?

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman 30 weeks ago

The Town by The Cross


"When there is nothing to play for"

Isn't that a sport ?

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman 30 weeks ago

The Town by The Cross


"When someone loses an eye."

How about if it gets poked out rather than lost ?

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By *weet and SpiceCouple 30 weeks ago

Around the Midlands

When it prefixes the word "keeper"

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By *mma29Couple 30 weeks ago

wirral

Hunger games

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By *rBobbMan 30 weeks ago

Birmingham


"When there is nothing to play for

Isn't that a sport ?"

You can still play a game for the pleasure of winning . It's not a game if there is no winner.

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By (user no longer on site) 30 weeks ago

When it's ajar.

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By *ickshawedCouple 30 weeks ago

Wolverhampton

When it stays in the lounge

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By *2000ManMan 30 weeks ago

Worthing

When people steal £500 notes from the bank. (c) Monopoly

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman 30 weeks ago

The Town by The Cross


"When there is nothing to play for

Isn't that a sport ?

You can still play a game for the pleasure of winning . It's not a game if there is no winner."

Are you playing a game of contradiction ?

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman 30 weeks ago

The Town by The Cross


"When it's ajar."

That's Adore

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman 30 weeks ago

The Town by The Cross


"When it stays in the lounge "

Now see......... I think it's STILL a game. It's just in the wrong room.

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By *rBobbMan 30 weeks ago

Birmingham


"When there is nothing to play for

Isn't that a sport ?

You can still play a game for the pleasure of winning . It's not a game if there is no winner.

Are you playing a game of contradiction ?

"

I think I am

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By *agatoXXXMan 30 weeks ago

Gone and completely forgotten.

When you can't afford the rent in Monopoly, and have to pay in kind...

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman 30 weeks ago

The Town by The Cross


"When you can't afford the rent in Monopoly, and have to pay in kind... "

I think that would be the favourite game of the seasoned forumite.........

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By *aizyWoman 30 weeks ago

west midlands

Charge it to the game, think thats what Pickles says. No idea what it means tho!

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By *avinaTVTV/TS 30 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"When it's a way of life.

Davina...... Life is a game isn't it ?"

Yeah, a roleplaying game. I often suspect I'm an NPC!

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman 30 weeks ago

The Town by The Cross


"Charge it to the game, think thats what Pickles says. No idea what it means tho!"

It's an overused cliche.

Just means ..... them's the strokes... or that's life ...... OR when something doesn't turn out as you thought it would or hoped it would ..... you just shrug n say ... c'est la vie if you are French

Like putting on a lottery and not winning - all part of the game innit

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman 30 weeks ago

The Town by The Cross


"When it's a way of life.

Davina...... Life is a game isn't it ?

Yeah, a roleplaying game. I often suspect I'm an NPC! "

A National Par Cark ?

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By *avinaTVTV/TS 30 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"When someone loses an eye.

How about if it gets poked out rather than lost ?"

Well, I suppose getting lost is better than a poke in the eye with a pointy stick!

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By *avinaTVTV/TS 30 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"When it's a way of life.

Davina...... Life is a game isn't it ?

Yeah, a roleplaying game. I often suspect I'm an NPC!

A National Par Cark ?"

A Non-Player Character - you mean you've never played Dungeons&Dragons Granny?

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By *aizyWoman 30 weeks ago

west midlands


"Charge it to the game, think thats what Pickles says. No idea what it means tho!

It's an overused cliche.

Just means ..... them's the strokes... or that's life ...... OR when something doesn't turn out as you thought it would or hoped it would ..... you just shrug n say ... c'est la vie if you are French

Like putting on a lottery and not winning - all part of the game innit"

Thank you Granny, you learn something new everyday on here!

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman 30 weeks ago

The Town by The Cross


"When it's a way of life.

Davina...... Life is a game isn't it ?

Yeah, a roleplaying game. I often suspect I'm an NPC!

A National Par Cark ?

A Non-Player Character - you mean you've never played Dungeons&Dragons Granny? "

Sussed! Can't say i've been into wizards n warlocks since I discovered other pursuits.....

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By *avinaTVTV/TS 30 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"When it's a way of life.

Davina...... Life is a game isn't it ?

Yeah, a roleplaying game. I often suspect I'm an NPC!

A National Par Cark ?

A Non-Player Character - you mean you've never played Dungeons&Dragons Granny?

Sussed! Can't say i've been into wizards n warlocks since I discovered other pursuits..... "

But a wizard's staff has a knob on the end...

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By *y AmoreMan 30 weeks ago

london

When it’s a match

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By (user no longer on site) 30 weeks ago


"When it's ajar.

That's Adore "

When the moon hits your eye.....

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman 30 weeks ago

The Town by The Cross


"When it's a way of life.

Davina...... Life is a game isn't it ?

Yeah, a roleplaying game. I often suspect I'm an NPC!

A National Par Cark ?

A Non-Player Character - you mean you've never played Dungeons&Dragons Granny?

Sussed! Can't say i've been into wizards n warlocks since I discovered other pursuits.....

But a wizard's staff has a knob on the end... "

So does a politicians pencil Dav. ( I can call you Dav can't I - You know I can )

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman 30 weeks ago

The Town by The Cross


"When it's ajar.

That's Adore

When the moon hits your eye....."

Amore ( sigh .... )

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By *aizyWoman 30 weeks ago

west midlands


"When it's ajar.

That's Adore

When the moon hits your eye....."

Like a...

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By *wist my nipplesCouple 30 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"When it's ajar."

Fuck’s sake. I came here to say this

Mrs TMN x

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By *wist my nipplesCouple 30 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"When it's ajar.

That's Adore

When the moon hits your eye.....

Like a..."

Big blob of jizz?

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman 30 weeks ago

The Town by The Cross


"When it's ajar.

Fuck’s sake. I came here to say this

Mrs TMN x"

Pretend you are not bothered. He'll just gloat

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By *wist my nipplesCouple 30 weeks ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"When it's ajar.

Fuck’s sake. I came here to say this

Mrs TMN x

Pretend you are not bothered. He'll just gloat"

Good plan, Granny.

When it’s ajar!

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By *ad NannaWoman 30 weeks ago

East London

When it doesn't get moved to the games forum.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS 30 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"When it's a way of life.

Davina...... Life is a game isn't it ?

Yeah, a roleplaying game. I often suspect I'm an NPC!

A National Par Cark ?

A Non-Player Character - you mean you've never played Dungeons&Dragons Granny?

Sussed! Can't say i've been into wizards n warlocks since I discovered other pursuits.....

But a wizard's staff has a knob on the end...

So does a politicians pencil Dav. ( I can call you Dav can't I - You know I can ) "

Yeahhh, just don't call me Dave - even I'm not TV that trashy.

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By *aizyWoman 30 weeks ago

west midlands


"When it's ajar.

That's Adore

When the moon hits your eye.....

Like a...

Big blob of jizz?"

Thats the version I remember!

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By *ravelling_WilburyMan 30 weeks ago

Beverley

When it's garbage time and you're just waiting for the whistle

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By *avinaTVTV/TS 30 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"When it's ajar.

That's Adore

When the moon hits your eye.....

Like a...

Big blob of jizz?

Thats the version I remember!"

That's why I wear goggle when I give blowjobs - pays to be prepared

#healthandsafety

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman 30 weeks ago

The Town by The Cross


"When it's ajar.

Fuck’s sake. I came here to say this

Mrs TMN x

Pretend you are not bothered. He'll just gloat

Good plan, Granny.

When it’s ajar!"

That's a door !

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman 30 weeks ago

The Town by The Cross


"When it's garbage time and you're just waiting for the whistle "

That's a bin man brewing up!

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman 30 weeks ago

The Town by The Cross


"When it doesn't get moved to the games forum."

Is there a prize for coming third ?

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By *aizyWoman 30 weeks ago

west midlands


"When it's ajar.

That's Adore

When the moon hits your eye.....

Like a...

Big blob of jizz?

Thats the version I remember!

That's why I wear goggle when I give blowjobs - pays to be prepared

#healthandsafety"

Thanks Davina, I've been wearing a scuba diving mask I find the snorkel gets in the way, I'll give goggles a go

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman 30 weeks ago

The Town by The Cross


"When it's ajar.

That's Adore

When the moon hits your eye.....

Like a...

Big blob of jizz?

Thats the version I remember!

That's why I wear goggle when I give blowjobs - pays to be prepared

#healthandsafety

Thanks Davina, I've been wearing a scuba diving mask I find the snorkel gets in the way, I'll give goggles a go "

Put the snorkel somewhere tight , warm n dark for safekeeping and extra hold.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS 30 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"When it's ajar.

That's Adore

When the moon hits your eye.....

Like a...

Big blob of jizz?

Thats the version I remember!

That's why I wear goggle when I give blowjobs - pays to be prepared

#healthandsafety

Thanks Davina, I've been wearing a scuba diving mask I find the snorkel gets in the way, I'll give goggles a go "

If you make it those welding goggles with the very dark glass, then you have the added bonus of not having to look at his curly-wurlies and belly button fluff while you're busy.

#lifehack

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By *aizyWoman 30 weeks ago

west midlands


"When it's ajar.

That's Adore

When the moon hits your eye.....

Like a...

Big blob of jizz?

Thats the version I remember!

That's why I wear goggle when I give blowjobs - pays to be prepared

#healthandsafety

Thanks Davina, I've been wearing a scuba diving mask I find the snorkel gets in the way, I'll give goggles a go

Put the snorkel somewhere tight , warm n dark for safekeeping and extra hold. "

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By *uriousscouserWoman 30 weeks ago

Wirral

I don't know Granny, but I know a flower's not a flower if it's wilted and a hat's not a hat 'til it's tilted. Does that help?

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By *rBobbMan 30 weeks ago

Birmingham


"When it's ajar.

That's Adore

When the moon hits your eye.....

Like a...

Big blob of jizz?

Thats the version I remember!

That's why I wear goggle when I give blowjobs - pays to be prepared

#healthandsafety

Thanks Davina, I've been wearing a scuba diving mask I find the snorkel gets in the way, I'll give goggles a go "

Now I'm having a vision

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By *avinaTVTV/TS 30 weeks ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"When it's ajar.

That's Adore

When the moon hits your eye.....

Like a...

Big blob of jizz?

Thats the version I remember!

That's why I wear goggle when I give blowjobs - pays to be prepared

#healthandsafety

Thanks Davina, I've been wearing a scuba diving mask I find the snorkel gets in the way, I'll give goggles a go

Put the snorkel somewhere tight , warm n dark for safekeeping and extra hold. "

If you've got VERY strong pelvic muscles, you can use the curved bit to hang yourself up like a bat when you're finished.

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By *ansoffateMan 30 weeks ago

Sagittarius A

When someone loses an eye.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman 30 weeks ago

The Town by The Cross


"I don't know Granny, but I know a flower's not a flower if it's wilted and a hat's not a hat 'til it's tilted. Does that help?"

It really , really does ! If you got it ... it stands out like piles!

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman 30 weeks ago

The Town by The Cross


"When someone loses an eye."

I can tell you never listened to your mother when carrying ladders

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman 30 weeks ago

The Town by The Cross

I've gone for a nap

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By *ansoffateMan 30 weeks ago

Sagittarius A


"When someone loses an eye.

I can tell you never listened to your mother when carrying ladders "

There are several memories of ladders, which would support your insight there.

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By *TG3Man 30 weeks ago

Dorchester


"When it's ajar."
no thats when is a door not a door?

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By (user no longer on site) 30 weeks ago


"When it's ajar.

Fuck’s sake. I came here to say this

Mrs TMN x"

HA! I BEAT YOU TO IT.

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By (user no longer on site) 30 weeks ago


"When it's ajar.

Fuck’s sake. I came here to say this

Mrs TMN x

Pretend you are not bothered. He'll just gloat"

I'd never do this.

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By *TG3Man 30 weeks ago

Dorchester

When its a pheasant

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