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By (user no longer on site) OP 33 weeks ago
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I have been on the forum for two long days and find my posts and replies are mostly ignored!!
I put up a lovely thread to introduce myself only an hour ago and only 5 people have responded 
I think there is some sort of exclusive clique on here, you’re not people who have taken the time to know and grow friendships with each other it’s just VIP’s only sort of group!!
New single guys on here who we know are so well sought after as we are a rare breed to all you sex starved women don’t get a look in!!
Do I need to grow a vagina to get a reply as it’s sooo easy for women and couples?
I expected Fab to be so easy with every reply quoted and responded to and every thread filling to capacity. Also my inbox isn’t overflowing with offers.
Where I am I going wrong?
All advice welcome.
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By *TG3Man 33 weeks ago
Dorchester |
"I have been on the forum for two long days and find my posts and replies are mostly ignored!!
I put up a lovely thread to introduce myself only an hour ago and only 5 people have responded
I think there is some sort of exclusive clique on here, you’re not people who have taken the time to know and grow friendships with each other it’s just VIP’s only sort of group!!
New single guys on here who we know are so well sought after as we are a rare breed to all you sex starved women don’t get a look in!!
Do I need to grow a vagina to get a reply as it’s sooo easy for women and couples?
I expected Fab to be so easy with every reply quoted and responded to and every thread filling to capacity. Also my inbox isn’t overflowing with offers.
Where I am I going wrong?
All advice welcome.
Thanks in advance "
Unfortunately because you are new you're not trusted yet, the site membership is however much larger than the few that use the forums, remember your profile is your advert, read your target profiles and don't send sex messages to strangers, send humorous well thought out individual messages and you'll eventually get success  |
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"I have been on the forum for two long days and find my posts and replies are mostly ignored!!
I put up a lovely thread to introduce myself only an hour ago and only 5 people have responded
I think there is some sort of exclusive clique on here, you’re not people who have taken the time to know and grow friendships with each other it’s just VIP’s only sort of group!!
New single guys on here who we know are so well sought after as we are a rare breed to all you sex starved women don’t get a look in!!
Do I need to grow a vagina to get a reply as it’s sooo easy for women and couples?
I expected Fab to be so easy with every reply quoted and responded to and every thread filling to capacity. Also my inbox isn’t overflowing with offers.
Where I am I going wrong?
All advice welcome.
Thanks in advance Unfortunately because you are new you're not trusted yet, the site membership is however much larger than the few that use the forums, remember your profile is your advert, read your target profiles and don't send sex messages to strangers, send humorous well thought out individual messages and you'll eventually get success "
Also - do everything Fred says, whilst at the same time doing nothing Fred says.
And ignore me completely. |
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By *TG3Man 33 weeks ago
Dorchester |
"I have been on the forum for two long days and find my posts and replies are mostly ignored!!
I put up a lovely thread to introduce myself only an hour ago and only 5 people have responded
I think there is some sort of exclusive clique on here, you’re not people who have taken the time to know and grow friendships with each other it’s just VIP’s only sort of group!!
New single guys on here who we know are so well sought after as we are a rare breed to all you sex starved women don’t get a look in!!
Do I need to grow a vagina to get a reply as it’s sooo easy for women and couples?
I expected Fab to be so easy with every reply quoted and responded to and every thread filling to capacity. Also my inbox isn’t overflowing with offers.
Where I am I going wrong?
All advice welcome.
Thanks in advance Unfortunately because you are new you're not trusted yet, the site membership is however much larger than the few that use the forums, remember your profile is your advert, read your target profiles and don't send sex messages to strangers, send humorous well thought out individual messages and you'll eventually get success
Also - do everything Fred says, whilst at the same time doing nothing Fred says.
And ignore me completely."
lol most people ignore me but i do give good advice |
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OP
You need to chill. You've only been on Fab 2 weeks and it takes a while for newbies to settle in.
Meeting isn't easy on Fab for anyone, so get out there to clubs and socials and keep posting on here.
Keep things lighthearted and you never know what might happen. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 33 weeks ago
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"I have been on the forum for two long days and find my posts and replies are mostly ignored!!
I put up a lovely thread to introduce myself only an hour ago and only 5 people have responded
I think there is some sort of exclusive clique on here, you’re not people who have taken the time to know and grow friendships with each other it’s just VIP’s only sort of group!!
New single guys on here who we know are so well sought after as we are a rare breed to all you sex starved women don’t get a look in!!
Do I need to grow a vagina to get a reply as it’s sooo easy for women and couples?
I expected Fab to be so easy with every reply quoted and responded to and every thread filling to capacity. Also my inbox isn’t overflowing with offers.
Where I am I going wrong?
All advice welcome.
Thanks in advance Unfortunately because you are new you're not trusted yet, the site membership is however much larger than the few that use the forums, remember your profile is your advert, read your target profiles and don't send sex messages to strangers, send humorous well thought out individual messages and you'll eventually get success "
Thank you so much for your reply, I guess your not one of these snobby clique types
That sounds like a lot of hard work!!
Isn’t everyone gagging for it and are willing to go with anyone who asks?
Sorry for all the questions I am little overwhelmed with the premise of the site.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 33 weeks ago
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"I have been on the forum for two long days and find my posts and replies are mostly ignored!!
I put up a lovely thread to introduce myself only an hour ago and only 5 people have responded
I think there is some sort of exclusive clique on here, you’re not people who have taken the time to know and grow friendships with each other it’s just VIP’s only sort of group!!
New single guys on here who we know are so well sought after as we are a rare breed to all you sex starved women don’t get a look in!!
Do I need to grow a vagina to get a reply as it’s sooo easy for women and couples?
I expected Fab to be so easy with every reply quoted and responded to and every thread filling to capacity. Also my inbox isn’t overflowing with offers.
Where I am I going wrong?
All advice welcome.
Thanks in advance Unfortunately because you are new you're not trusted yet, the site membership is however much larger than the few that use the forums, remember your profile is your advert, read your target profiles and don't send sex messages to strangers, send humorous well thought out individual messages and you'll eventually get success
Also - do everything Fred says, whilst at the same time doing nothing Fred says.
And ignore me completely."
Duly noted (nods head while jotting down suggestions) |
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And someone who's got a vagina - rather a nice one, actually - and she's ignored too.
Maybe she should unfurl it, in all its post copulation glory, & spread it all over her profile.
Would that work? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 33 weeks ago
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"I have a vagina and have been posting for 10 plus years and I still get missed on threads ."
I am going full simp now
Oh no i would never ignore your posts….preparing a dick pic and do you want a shag DM now |
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By *TG3Man 33 weeks ago
Dorchester |
"I have been on the forum for two long days and find my posts and replies are mostly ignored!!
I put up a lovely thread to introduce myself only an hour ago and only 5 people have responded
I think there is some sort of exclusive clique on here, you’re not people who have taken the time to know and grow friendships with each other it’s just VIP’s only sort of group!!
New single guys on here who we know are so well sought after as we are a rare breed to all you sex starved women don’t get a look in!!
Do I need to grow a vagina to get a reply as it’s sooo easy for women and couples?
I expected Fab to be so easy with every reply quoted and responded to and every thread filling to capacity. Also my inbox isn’t overflowing with offers.
Where I am I going wrong?
All advice welcome.
Thanks in advance Unfortunately because you are new you're not trusted yet, the site membership is however much larger than the few that use the forums, remember your profile is your advert, read your target profiles and don't send sex messages to strangers, send humorous well thought out individual messages and you'll eventually get success
Thank you so much for your reply, I guess your not one of these snobby clique types
That sounds like a lot of hard work!!
Isn’t everyone gagging for it and are willing to go with anyone who asks?
Sorry for all the questions I am little overwhelmed with the premise of the site. "
If you view it as a sex site and the women here are here to provide you with sex yes you're on the wrong site, if you view it as a meeting point where the possibility of sex is hopeful then maybe, i never lead with sex, i talk to a woman with respect and hopefully up till now that works for me anyway |
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"And someone who's got a vagina - rather a nice one, actually - and she's ignored too.
Maybe she should unfurl it, in all its post copulation glory, & spread it all over her profile.
Would that work? "
Stop being a twat |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 33 weeks ago
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"There are many penises on here, and if your not a patient guy then everybody will not only know you have a penis but will also think your a penis! Lol"
That should written down a published!!
Kudos to you Sir  |
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That sounds like a lot of hard work!!
Isn’t everyone gagging for it and are willing to go with anyone who asks?
Sorry for all the questions I am little overwhelmed with the premise of the site. "
Fab is hard work.
Many may be gagging for it but even more will have a preference to who they share their body with.
I do think you may have misunderstood the site completely |
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Been on 2 weeks, been on the forum 2 days and yes, of course the problem must be that you're not a woman give me strength!
The percentage of site users that facilitate the forums is around 1 percent so it's not like everyone is in here and ignoring you.
This site is not Tinder - it's a marathon not a sprint. If you plan to stay and take it seriously then calm down, ensure that your profile is the best it can be, and take a relaxed approach to the forums. Comment on threads you find interesting or amusing, be upbeat and friendly and you will start to get noticed and get responses.
I also recommend you read the FAQs at the earliest opportunity, no one on here is owed anything and that is a really important point to remember. |
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A vagina may get more replies from people they probably don't want replies and messages from.
There's more guys so I guess you need to make more effort to stand out, I did see your previous post & didn't get the humour so didn't reply, it wasn't the lack of vag that did it. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 33 weeks ago
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"Nah, I've got a vagina - rather a nice one, actually - and I'm ignored too.
Maybe I should unfurl it, in all its post copulation glory, & spread it all over my profile. Will that work?  "
I suppose it’s worth a try but would the guys on here want to see that sort of thing?
You know guys are emotional beings and don’t usually respond to such titillation |
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By *elloWoman 33 weeks ago
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I ordered a vagina from Lovehoney last week, so now I have 2 vaginas but still not all my posts are acknowledged.
Maybe I should buy some more fannys, how many fannys does it take to be a clique member  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 33 weeks ago
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"I have been on the forum for two long days and find my posts and replies are mostly ignored!!
I put up a lovely thread to introduce myself only an hour ago and only 5 people have responded
I think there is some sort of exclusive clique on here, you’re not people who have taken the time to know and grow friendships with each other it’s just VIP’s only sort of group!!
New single guys on here who we know are so well sought after as we are a rare breed to all you sex starved women don’t get a look in!!
Do I need to grow a vagina to get a reply as it’s sooo easy for women and couples?
I expected Fab to be so easy with every reply quoted and responded to and every thread filling to capacity. Also my inbox isn’t overflowing with offers.
Where I am I going wrong?
All advice welcome.
Thanks in advance Unfortunately because you are new you're not trusted yet, the site membership is however much larger than the few that use the forums, remember your profile is your advert, read your target profiles and don't send sex messages to strangers, send humorous well thought out individual messages and you'll eventually get success
Thank you so much for your reply, I guess your not one of these snobby clique types
That sounds like a lot of hard work!!
Isn’t everyone gagging for it and are willing to go with anyone who asks?
Sorry for all the questions I am little overwhelmed with the premise of the site. If you view it as a sex site and the women here are here to provide you with sex yes you're on the wrong site, if you view it as a meeting point where the possibility of sex is hopeful then maybe, i never lead with sex, i talk to a woman with respect and hopefully up till now that works for me anyway "
That’s solid advice Fred.
I think my problem is I am far too nice and far too vanilla for most peoples taste |
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"Nah, I've got a vagina - rather a nice one, actually - and I'm ignored too.
Maybe I should unfurl it, in all its post copulation glory, & spread it all over my profile. Will that work?
I suppose it’s worth a try but would the guys on here want to see that sort of thing?
You know guys are emotional beings and don’t usually respond to such titillation "
Very true. I misspoke. I mean if my fabulous breasts aren't making up for the fact that I'm a twat, my pretty pussy will hardly move anyone
Thanks OP.
And may your quest of losing your FAB cherry be a fruitful one |
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By *TG3Man 33 weeks ago
Dorchester |
"I have been on the forum for two long days and find my posts and replies are mostly ignored!!
I put up a lovely thread to introduce myself only an hour ago and only 5 people have responded
I think there is some sort of exclusive clique on here, you’re not people who have taken the time to know and grow friendships with each other it’s just VIP’s only sort of group!!
New single guys on here who we know are so well sought after as we are a rare breed to all you sex starved women don’t get a look in!!
Do I need to grow a vagina to get a reply as it’s sooo easy for women and couples?
I expected Fab to be so easy with every reply quoted and responded to and every thread filling to capacity. Also my inbox isn’t overflowing with offers.
Where I am I going wrong?
All advice welcome.
Thanks in advance Unfortunately because you are new you're not trusted yet, the site membership is however much larger than the few that use the forums, remember your profile is your advert, read your target profiles and don't send sex messages to strangers, send humorous well thought out individual messages and you'll eventually get success
Thank you so much for your reply, I guess your not one of these snobby clique types
That sounds like a lot of hard work!!
Isn’t everyone gagging for it and are willing to go with anyone who asks?
Sorry for all the questions I am little overwhelmed with the premise of the site. If you view it as a sex site and the women here are here to provide you with sex yes you're on the wrong site, if you view it as a meeting point where the possibility of sex is hopeful then maybe, i never lead with sex, i talk to a woman with respect and hopefully up till now that works for me anyway
That’s solid advice Fred.
I think my problem is I am far too nice and far too vanilla for most peoples taste "
I'm not a fan of the label vanilla it means nothing, don't be afraid of talking to people because its that that gets you a meet, don't be afraid of anything really lifes short grasp the moment |
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By *TG3Man 33 weeks ago
Dorchester |
"I have been on the forum for two long days and find my posts and replies are mostly ignored!!
I put up a lovely thread to introduce myself only an hour ago and only 5 people have responded
I think there is some sort of exclusive clique on here, you’re not people who have taken the time to know and grow friendships with each other it’s just VIP’s only sort of group!!
New single guys on here who we know are so well sought after as we are a rare breed to all you sex starved women don’t get a look in!!
Do I need to grow a vagina to get a reply as it’s sooo easy for women and couples?
I expected Fab to be so easy with every reply quoted and responded to and every thread filling to capacity. Also my inbox isn’t overflowing with offers.
Where I am I going wrong?
All advice welcome.
Thanks in advance Unfortunately because you are new you're not trusted yet, the site membership is however much larger than the few that use the forums, remember your profile is your advert, read your target profiles and don't send sex messages to strangers, send humorous well thought out individual messages and you'll eventually get success
Thank you so much for your reply, I guess your not one of these snobby clique types
That sounds like a lot of hard work!!
Isn’t everyone gagging for it and are willing to go with anyone who asks?
Sorry for all the questions I am little overwhelmed with the premise of the site. If you view it as a sex site and the women here are here to provide you with sex yes you're on the wrong site, if you view it as a meeting point where the possibility of sex is hopeful then maybe, i never lead with sex, i talk to a woman with respect and hopefully up till now that works for me anyway
That’s solid advice Fred.
I think my problem is I am far too nice and far too vanilla for most peoples taste "
nice people get further here I'd say |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 33 weeks ago
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"Yes, please grow a vagina. "
I am sitting in a bag of Miracle Grow as we speak but no vagina yet!!
Although my penis is growing to an acceptable size mmmm interesting I may get to send dick pics after all |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 33 weeks ago
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"Nah, I've got a vagina - rather a nice one, actually - and I'm ignored too.
Maybe I should unfurl it, in all its post copulation glory, & spread it all over my profile. Will that work?
I suppose it’s worth a try but would the guys on here want to see that sort of thing?
You know guys are emotional beings and don’t usually respond to such titillation
Very true. I misspoke. I mean if my fabulous breasts aren't making up for the fact that I'm a twat, my pretty pussy will hardly move anyone
Thanks OP.
And may your quest of losing your FAB cherry be a fruitful one "
You’re welcome always happy to help in the slim possibility it might get me a shag
Awww that’s sooo sweet of you to say, I am feeling better already |
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By (user no longer on site) 33 weeks ago
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Op, don't mention the clique. It is fatal. You will find that you are blackm4iled.
The best is to join the clique. They post on the forum, giving dates and locations where you can obtain application forms.
A favourite location is 'The Naked Lady' at the junction of tge North Circ and Regents Park Road in Finchley. I believe there will be an opportunity to meet some platinum members there this Thursday at 19.03 precisely.
Good luck. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 33 weeks ago
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"I have been on the forum for two long days and find my posts and replies are mostly ignored!!
I put up a lovely thread to introduce myself only an hour ago and only 5 people have responded
I think there is some sort of exclusive clique on here, you’re not people who have taken the time to know and grow friendships with each other it’s just VIP’s only sort of group!!
New single guys on here who we know are so well sought after as we are a rare breed to all you sex starved women don’t get a look in!!
Do I need to grow a vagina to get a reply as it’s sooo easy for women and couples?
I expected Fab to be so easy with every reply quoted and responded to and every thread filling to capacity. Also my inbox isn’t overflowing with offers.
Where I am I going wrong?
All advice welcome.
Thanks in advance Unfortunately because you are new you're not trusted yet, the site membership is however much larger than the few that use the forums, remember your profile is your advert, read your target profiles and don't send sex messages to strangers, send humorous well thought out individual messages and you'll eventually get success
Thank you so much for your reply, I guess your not one of these snobby clique types
That sounds like a lot of hard work!!
Isn’t everyone gagging for it and are willing to go with anyone who asks?
Sorry for all the questions I am little overwhelmed with the premise of the site. If you view it as a sex site and the women here are here to provide you with sex yes you're on the wrong site, if you view it as a meeting point where the possibility of sex is hopeful then maybe, i never lead with sex, i talk to a woman with respect and hopefully up till now that works for me anyway
That’s solid advice Fred.
I think my problem is I am far too nice and far too vanilla for most peoples taste I'm not a fan of the label vanilla it means nothing, don't be afraid of talking to people because its that that gets you a meet, don't be afraid of anything really lifes short grasp the moment "
I will grasp whatever i can get |
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"And someone who's got a vagina - rather a nice one, actually - and she's ignored too.
Maybe she should unfurl it, in all its post copulation glory, & spread it all over her profile.
Would that work?
Stop being a twat "
It's all I got.
Don't leave me wiv nuffink  |
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By (user no longer on site) 33 weeks ago
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"Op, don't mention the clique. It is fatal. You will find that you are blackm4iled***.
The best is to join the clique. They post on the forum, giving dates and locations where you can obtain application forms.
A favourite location is 'The Naked Lady' at the junction of tge North Circ and Regents Park Road in Finchley. I believe there will be an opportunity to meet some platinum members there this Thursday at 19.03 precisely.
Good luck. "
Ooops *** blackm4iled was meant to be blackballed. |
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As a wise forumite used to say: patience is key.
Unfortunately you are a small fish in a very large ocean and you may get lucky, you may not, it's that simple.
As for the forums, it's true, you haven't been on here long, some have met each other socially, some have not but they have put the hard work in, asked someone to nudge up and made themselves at home, sometimes I have a thread or replies to my comments, sometimes I do not, I remember many years ago I had two very successful threads and they are the most boring as fuck threads ever: favourite hob to use (it's the front right if you see wondering) and one on poop knives, oh ride on there level of success again but alas it doesn't happen and I'm ok with that, thing is the more you post, the more you get noticed and the more you get noticed, people will become used to you, like real life |
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"And someone who's got a vagina - rather a nice one, actually - and she's ignored too.
Maybe she should unfurl it, in all its post copulation glory, & spread it all over her profile.
Would that work?
Stop being a twat
It's all I got.
Don't leave me wiv nuffink "
You're forgiven.
FAB needs more twayts like you |
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"And someone who's got a vagina - rather a nice one, actually - and she's ignored too.
Maybe she should unfurl it, in all its post copulation glory, & spread it all over her profile.
Would that work?
Stop being a twat
It's all I got.
Don't leave me wiv nuffink
You're forgiven.
FAB needs more twayts like you "
*TWATS, ffs! |
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"Haha awesome post OP
I think I like you 
S xxx
You just made me blush and my dick poke out of the Miracle Grow  "
Get some tomatoes planted while you're there I'll be over in a few weeks to sample your goods |
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By *nnCeeWoman 33 weeks ago
East of Eden, West of Hell |
"I have been on the forum for two long days and find my posts and replies are mostly ignored!!
I put up a lovely thread to introduce myself only an hour ago and only 5 people have responded
I think there is some sort of exclusive clique on here, you’re not people who have taken the time to know and grow friendships with each other it’s just VIP’s only sort of group!!
New single guys on here who we know are so well sought after as we are a rare breed to all you sex starved women don’t get a look in!!
Do I need to grow a vagina to get a reply as it’s sooo easy for women and couples?
I expected Fab to be so easy with every reply quoted and responded to and every thread filling to capacity. Also my inbox isn’t overflowing with offers.
Where I am I going wrong?
All advice welcome.
Thanks in advance "
Oh, OP...
Where are you going RIGHT?!
You need at least 74 photos of your penis from all angles, but many from the same angle...
Also, we need to know you're LOADED. Please add photos of your home and cars; boat too, if you have one.
And of course, if you don't have chiselled good looks and a banging gym honed body then you might as well just give up now.
It should also be noted, there's no point posting on the forums for sex. Forumites do not have the sex, we just talk about the sex and dream of the times when we were young enough to be able to have the sex. Or the sex we would like like have if we weren't too busy answering daft questions on the forum.
Best to just send a "Free now? FAF?" message to any and every female within a 20 mile radius of your current location. Kudos if you send a linger message which is very obviously copied and pasted and sent to everyone.
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"And someone who's got a vagina - rather a nice one, actually - and she's ignored too.
Maybe she should unfurl it, in all its post copulation glory, & spread it all over her profile.
Would that work?
Stop being a twat
It's all I got.
Don't leave me wiv nuffink
You're forgiven.
FAB needs more twayts like you
*TWATS, ffs! "
It's the Whorons. They're so multi-orgasmic even I make smelling pisstakes xxxx |
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By *elloWoman 33 weeks ago
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I ordered a vagina from Lovehoney last week, so now I have 2 vaginas but still not all my posts are acknowledged.
Maybe I should buy some more fannys, how many fannys does it take to be a clique member "
25 minutes after posting on a thread about being ignored unless you have a vagina and I'm still ignored  . My vagina/s are not good enough. Horrible penis having people only replying to pretty vaginas |
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By *elloWoman 33 weeks ago
alpha centauri |
"My vagina/s are not good enough. Horrible penis having people only replying to pretty vaginas
Hey, that’s unfair. Both your vaginas are pretty. I’ve checked."
Yay I have finally been acknowledged on the fab forums , I now feel my life has been validated thank you |
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"I have been on the forum for two long days and find my posts and replies are mostly ignored!!
I put up a lovely thread to introduce myself only an hour ago and only 5 people have responded
I think there is some sort of exclusive clique on here, you’re not people who have taken the time to know and grow friendships with each other it’s just VIP’s only sort of group!!
New single guys on here who we know are so well sought after as we are a rare breed to all you sex starved women don’t get a look in!!
Do I need to grow a vagina to get a reply as it’s sooo easy for women and couples?
I expected Fab to be so easy with every reply quoted and responded to and every thread filling to capacity. Also my inbox isn’t overflowing with offers.
Where I am I going wrong?
All advice welcome.
Thanks in advance "
Offer cake, you'll be knee deep in clunge, by Friday
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By *elloWoman 33 weeks ago
alpha centauri |
"Yay I have finally been acknowledged on the fab forums , I now feel my life has been validated thank you
And by someone with a penis, no less. What a day."
I never believe what I read in the internet so I might need to check the facts physically when you say you have a penis |
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By *nnCeeWoman 33 weeks ago
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I ordered a vagina from Lovehoney last week, so now I have 2 vaginas but still not all my posts are acknowledged.
Maybe I should buy some more fannys, how many fannys does it take to be a clique member
25 minutes after posting on a thread about being ignored unless you have a vagina and I'm still ignored . My vagina/s are not good enough. Horrible penis having people only replying to pretty vaginas "
Would you like me to come and play with them both?! |
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By (user no longer on site) 33 weeks ago
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I ordered a vagina from Lovehoney last week, so now I have 2 vaginas but still not all my posts are acknowledged.
Maybe I should buy some more fannys, how many fannys does it take to be a clique member
25 minutes after posting on a thread about being ignored unless you have a vagina and I'm still ignored . My vagina/s are not good enough. Horrible penis having people only replying to pretty vaginas "
Your Vagina was last seen being attached by two Predators whilst being defended by an Alien. I think that Red Dwarf needs to go and test the black hole |
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I ordered a vagina from Lovehoney last week, so now I have 2 vaginas but still not all my posts are acknowledged.
Maybe I should buy some more fannys, how many fannys does it take to be a clique member
25 minutes after posting on a thread about being ignored unless you have a vagina and I'm still ignored . My vagina/s are not good enough. Horrible penis having people only replying to pretty vaginas
Your Vagina was last seen being attached by two Predators whilst being defended by an Alien. I think that Red Dwarf needs to go and test the black hole "
Keep talking nerd to me...I'm almost done |
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By (user no longer on site) 33 weeks ago
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I ordered a vagina from Lovehoney last week, so now I have 2 vaginas but still not all my posts are acknowledged.
Maybe I should buy some more fannys, how many fannys does it take to be a clique member
25 minutes after posting on a thread about being ignored unless you have a vagina and I'm still ignored . My vagina/s are not good enough. Horrible penis having people only replying to pretty vaginas
Your Vagina was last seen being attached by two Predators whilst being defended by an Alien. I think that Red Dwarf needs to go and test the black hole
Keep talking nerd to me...I'm almost done"
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By *aizyWoman 33 weeks ago
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I ordered a vagina from Lovehoney last week, so now I have 2 vaginas but still not all my posts are acknowledged.
Maybe I should buy some more fannys, how many fannys does it take to be a clique member
25 minutes after posting on a thread about being ignored unless you have a vagina and I'm still ignored . My vagina/s are not good enough. Horrible penis having people only replying to pretty vaginas
Your Vagina was last seen being attached by two Predators whilst being defended by an Alien. I think that Red Dwarf needs to go and test the black hole "
This has all got a bit Twilight Zone for me! |
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By (user no longer on site) 33 weeks ago
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"I have been on the forum for two long days and find my posts and replies are mostly ignored!!
I put up a lovely thread to introduce myself only an hour ago and only 5 people have responded
I think there is some sort of exclusive clique on here, you’re not people who have taken the time to know and grow friendships with each other it’s just VIP’s only sort of group!!
New single guys on here who we know are so well sought after as we are a rare breed to all you sex starved women don’t get a look in!!
Do I need to grow a vagina to get a reply as it’s sooo easy for women and couples?
I expected Fab to be so easy with every reply quoted and responded to and every thread filling to capacity. Also my inbox isn’t overflowing with offers.
Where I am I going wrong?
All advice welcome.
Thanks in advance "
Here's a challenge for you, create a boring profile of a woman with no pic. Wait 24 hours and read every email. If you can find one worth meeting as an imaginary woman I'll give you £20, you'll be shocked at the bollocks they have to put up with. I gave done this on several sites in the name of research. |
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Think you're better off with the local people when you first start out on fab, the forums take a while to get accustomed to, I notice you are from Wales maybe try posting there to see if there's a different response, they have a lot of social meets on there if that's your thing. |
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By (user no longer on site) 33 weeks ago
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"I never believe what I read in the internet so I might need to check the facts physically when you say you have a penis
Well. This escalated quickly. Slide into my DMs, darling."
You’re sending out cock pics for scientific investigations right? Science, a beautiful thing. |
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"You’re sending out cock pics for scientific investigations right? Science, a beautiful thing. "
What other reason could there be for sending out cock pics?
(Hang on a minute. We were talking about doing some experiments yesterday, weren’t we?) |
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By (user no longer on site) 33 weeks ago
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"You’re sending out cock pics for scientific investigations right? Science, a beautiful thing.
What other reason could there be for sending out cock pics?
(Hang on a minute. We were talking about doing some experiments yesterday, weren’t we?)"
I am now imagining a clothes rail with all sorts of things hanging from it - are the science experiments to test the tensile strength of the hanger? |
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"Trying to work out if you’re a satire genius or just another one of those guys…
I guess satire genius as I am getting serious replies "
I'm quite surprised by the serious replies, but then I see humour everywhere and read the OP as very light-hearted. But I would say that, as part of The Clique™  |
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"Trying to work out if you’re a satire genius or just another one of those guys…
I guess satire genius as I am getting serious replies
I'm quite surprised by the serious replies, but then I see humour everywhere and read the OP as very light-hearted. But I would say that, as part of The Clique™ "
Looks like you might be late for the Wednesday Clique induction meeting at 19.03 at The Naked Lady (N3 3JH) tonight - |
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"I have a vagina and have been posting for 10 plus years and I still get missed on threads .
I am going full simp now
Oh no i would never ignore your posts….preparing a dick pic and do you want a shag DM now "
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"I have been on the forum for two long days and find my posts and replies are mostly ignored!!
I put up a lovely thread to introduce myself only an hour ago and only 5 people have responded
I think there is some sort of exclusive clique on here, you’re not people who have taken the time to know and grow friendships with each other it’s just VIP’s only sort of group!!
New single guys on here who we know are so well sought after as we are a rare breed to all you sex starved women don’t get a look in!!
Do I need to grow a vagina to get a reply as it’s sooo easy for women and couples?
I expected Fab to be so easy with every reply quoted and responded to and every thread filling to capacity. Also my inbox isn’t overflowing with offers.
Where I am I going wrong?
All advice welcome.
Thanks in advance "
Platinum Membership is where the actions at.
It's a fannyfest.
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"Trying to work out if you’re a satire genius or just another one of those guys…
I guess satire genius as I am getting serious replies
I'm quite surprised by the serious replies, but then I see humour everywhere and read the OP as very light-hearted. But I would say that, as part of The Clique™
Looks like you might be late for the Wednesday Clique induction meeting at 19.03 at The Naked Lady (N3 3JH) tonight - "
True Clique™ members don't need an induction |
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"I have been on the forum for two long days and find my posts and replies are mostly ignored!!
I put up a lovely thread to introduce myself only an hour ago and only 5 people have responded
I think there is some sort of exclusive clique on here, you’re not people who have taken the time to know and grow friendships with each other it’s just VIP’s only sort of group!!
New single guys on here who we know are so well sought after as we are a rare breed to all you sex starved women don’t get a look in!!
Do I need to grow a vagina to get a reply as it’s sooo easy for women and couples?
I expected Fab to be so easy with every reply quoted and responded to and every thread filling to capacity. Also my inbox isn’t overflowing with offers.
Where I am I going wrong?
All advice welcome.
Thanks in advance "
Haha, ridiculous post of the day winner right here. What in your vast 2 week experience on here makes you think up this nonsense. How do you know what it's like as a couple or single woman? Complete misconception that's it's easy for them. What were you expecting? To be flooded with messages? Your ego has taking a hit and you don't like it. It's the same for all, others can get more replies as they better known. But that takes time. Don't expect anything as you are due nothing. Posts like this don't help either. I might sound harsh but it's not always others fault. |
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"I have been on the forum for two long days and find my posts and replies are mostly ignored!!
I put up a lovely thread to introduce myself only an hour ago and only 5 people have responded
I think there is some sort of exclusive clique on here, you’re not people who have taken the time to know and grow friendships with each other it’s just VIP’s only sort of group!!
New single guys on here who we know are so well sought after as we are a rare breed to all you sex starved women don’t get a look in!!
Do I need to grow a vagina to get a reply as it’s sooo easy for women and couples?
I expected Fab to be so easy with every reply quoted and responded to and every thread filling to capacity. Also my inbox isn’t overflowing with offers.
Where I am I going wrong?
All advice welcome.
Thanks in advance
Haha, ridiculous post of the day winner right here. What in your vast 2 week experience on here makes you think up this nonsense. How do you know what it's like as a couple or single woman? Complete misconception that's it's easy for them. What were you expecting? To be flooded with messages? Your ego has taking a hit and you don't like it. It's the same for all, others can get more replies as they better known. But that takes time. Don't expect anything as you are due nothing. Posts like this don't help either. I might sound harsh but it's not always others fault. "
Dude, it's a joke. |
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"I have been on the forum for two long days and find my posts and replies are mostly ignored!!
I put up a lovely thread to introduce myself only an hour ago and only 5 people have responded
I think there is some sort of exclusive clique on here, you’re not people who have taken the time to know and grow friendships with each other it’s just VIP’s only sort of group!!
New single guys on here who we know are so well sought after as we are a rare breed to all you sex-starved women don’t get a look in!!
Do I need to grow a vagina to get a reply as it’s sooo easy for women and couples?
I expected Fab to be so easy with every reply quoted and responded to and every thread filling to capacity. Also my inbox isn’t overflowing with offers.
Where I am I going wrong?
All advice welcome.
Thanks in advance "
I'm afraid, Rome Wasn’t Built in a Day
I have been on the Forum for 9 months. Two day ago I started my first Thread and I got a few but lovely replies. I didn't started a new thread complaining about it. This site it's just an exciting distraction. Don’t take it so seriously. Good luck
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"This is satirical, read the profile "
2 sentences in I got the impression this was a well crafted pastiche of the most common moaning threads here. Funny how most commenters just pounced on him and assumed he was serious... I guess you see so many of the whiny man posts that it's hard to spot when one is taking the piss |
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cake is always a good option - although vaginas dont always like it!!
me thinks you should keep your dick in the grow bag and see what happens:
its not about the size of your dick but the size of dick you are |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 33 weeks ago
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I ordered a vagina from Lovehoney last week, so now I have 2 vaginas but still not all my posts are acknowledged.
Maybe I should buy some more fannys, how many fannys does it take to be a clique member
25 minutes after posting on a thread about being ignored unless you have a vagina and I'm still ignored . My vagina/s are not good enough. Horrible penis having people only replying to pretty vaginas "
Oh dear I am so sorry your vagina is perfect and you’re perfect (slipping into simp mode again)
But it looks like a fine young gentleman has taken note….what do you know over 100 replies and i have set up two love birds.
Job done |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 33 weeks ago
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"Haha awesome post OP
I think I like you
S xxx
You just made me blush and my dick poke out of the Miracle Grow
Get some tomatoes planted while you're there I'll be over in a few weeks to sample your goods "
I have already popped some seeds in, I will keep you posted.
If this miracle grow keeps working the way it is there will be plenty of goods to bite into |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 33 weeks ago
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"You have an available hole, its just called something different.
Angle yourself towards a different target audience and you'll be inundated.
Happy trails. "
That’s already happening and I am almost buying into you don’t know if you like it unless you try it or the only a man really knows what a man likes |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 33 weeks ago
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"This is satirical, read the profile
2 sentences in I got the impression this was a well crafted pastiche of the most common moaning threads here. Funny how most commenters just pounced on him and assumed he was serious... I guess you see so many of the whiny man posts that it's hard to spot when one is taking the piss"
Really good sarcasm has you asking, “ are they being serious?”
I guess I did a pretty good job |
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By (user no longer on site) 33 weeks ago
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It’s just one of those things, there are many more men the women here so you just need to keep plugging away and at some point you’ll catch someone’s interest |
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"I have been on the forum for two long days and find my posts and replies are mostly ignored!!
I put up a lovely thread to introduce myself only an hour ago and only 5 people have responded
I think there is some sort of exclusive clique on here, you’re not people who have taken the time to know and grow friendships with each other it’s just VIP’s only sort of group!!
New single guys on here who we know are so well sought after as we are a rare breed to all you sex starved women don’t get a look in!!
Do I need to grow a vagina to get a reply as it’s sooo easy for women and couples?
I expected Fab to be so easy with every reply quoted and responded to and every thread filling to capacity. Also my inbox isn’t overflowing with offers.
Where I am I going wrong?
All advice welcome.
Thanks in advance "
Your in for a long wait, patience is your friend. Of your using fab as your only dating, meeting, hook up or whatever, then you are in the wrong place for a single guy.
I will say, get out and hit some socials and clubs, if you are after friendship and more here or in the scene.
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By (user no longer on site) OP 33 weeks ago
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"Did the OP get some foof yet? "
Not yet but thanks to my new found penis length i have been able to wank without the need for tweezers!!!
I can actually use two fingers and my thumb, hence the long absence from my thread x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 33 weeks ago
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"I don't... I already have one! "
Are you sure??
All I see is feet albeit very colourful ones…..send me a pic for verification.
You can’t trust what people say on here or so I am told |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 33 weeks ago
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"Eh? Did someone type something?!
Mention cake  that gets everyones attention, sexual orientations aside "
It’s because everyone loves to have their cake and eat it on here!!
Shocking behaviour |
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"You have an available hole, its just called something different.
Angle yourself towards a different target audience and you'll be inundated.
Happy trails.
That’s already happening and I am almost buying into you don’t know if you like it unless you try it or the only a man really knows what a man likes "
Pmsl!
“I know you say straight on your profile but……”
“Totally discreet, nothing expected in return mate…..”
Welcome to Fab as a single guy |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 33 weeks ago
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"Did the OP get some foof yet?
This is Fab; he’s more likely to find a poof….. "
That seems to be the case although the strange thing is they identify as straight!!
Come on guys admit you like a little sausage on the side |
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By *bi HaiveMan 33 weeks ago
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Well done OP and congrats on reading the full forum instruction manual and using 'reply+quote' straight away. Makes it much easier to follow.
Always a nightmare when people 'new' to the forums don't. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 33 weeks ago
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"Well done OP and congrats on reading the full forum instruction manual and using 'reply+quote' straight away. Makes it much easier to follow.
Always a nightmare when people 'new' to the forums don't. "
People on here are so easily pleased……should be a cakewalk doing well in here |
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"Did the OP get some foof yet?
This is Fab; he’s more likely to find a poof…..
That seems to be the case although the strange thing is they identify as straight!!
Come on guys admit you like a little sausage on the side "
Why settle for second best when you can have 'Extrawurst'? |
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"Did the OP get some foof yet?
This is Fab; he’s more likely to find a poof…..
That seems to be the case although the strange thing is they identify as straight!!
Come on guys admit you like a little sausage on the side "
But if you got your wish and got a vagina, you will have to be doing some confessing too.. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 33 weeks ago
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"Did the OP get some foof yet?
This is Fab; he’s more likely to find a poof…..
That seems to be the case although the strange thing is they identify as straight!!
Come on guys admit you like a little sausage on the side
Why settle for second best when you can have 'Extrawurst'?"
Exactly never settle for second best and fill your boots or whatever you want filling with pride |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 33 weeks ago
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"Did the OP get some foof yet?
This is Fab; he’s more likely to find a poof…..
That seems to be the case although the strange thing is they identify as straight!!
Come on guys admit you like a little sausage on the side
But if you got your wish and got a vagina, you will have to be doing some confessing too.. "
Fucking hell my Priest already has to bath in holy water after one of my confessions…..he would probably spontaneously combust if he heard that one!!! |
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I think I'm witnessing another Fab-straight conversion, an ambiguous sexual condition men usually develop here. After a few lonely dry weeks on Fab, roll screening endless the Hot photos list. After the cruellest swinger women’s rejection, watching, in despair, how your random spam sent messages are always in a struck-through yellow. After realising every thread in the Forum is ignored but Fred and Nero. After finding out the real ratio of women/men..You start to ask yourself if I had a vagina?
I bet In a matter of weeks I will see you in the nocturnal #BiCamRoom
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"I think I'm witnessing another Fab-straight conversion, an ambiguous sexual condition men usually develop here. After a few lonely dry weeks on Fab, roll screening endless the Hot photos list. After the cruellest swinger women’s rejection, watching, in despair, how your random spam sent messages are always in a struck-through yellow. After realising every thread in the Forum is ignored but Fred and Nero. After finding out the real ratio of women/men..You start to ask yourself if I had a vagina?
I bet In a matter of weeks I will see you in the nocturnal #BiCamRoom
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See you in the bi cam room….i am very impatient so it could be days not weeks |
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"I think I'm witnessing another Fab-straight conversion, an ambiguous sexual condition men usually develop here. After a few lonely dry weeks on Fab, roll screening endless the Hot photos list. After the cruellest swinger women’s rejection, watching, in despair, how your random spam sent messages are always in a struck-through yellow. After realising every thread in the Forum is ignored but Fred and Nero. After finding out the real ratio of women/men..You start to ask yourself if I had a vagina?
I bet In a matter of weeks I will see you in the nocturnal #BiCamRoom
See you in the bi cam room….i am very impatient so it could be days not weeks "
Don’t panic you can usually find a straight couple in there when they’re not getting any attention in the 6 straight chat rooms |
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"I think I'm witnessing another Fab-straight conversion, an ambiguous sexual condition men usually develop here. After a few lonely dry weeks on Fab, roll screening endless the Hot photos list. After the cruellest swinger women’s rejection, watching, in despair, how your random spam sent messages are always in a struck-through yellow. After realising every thread in the Forum is ignored but Fred and Nero. After finding out the real ratio of women/men..You start to ask yourself if I had a vagina?
I bet In a matter of weeks I will see you in the nocturnal #BiCamRoom
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I told you all that information when I was on your couch in your consulting room. What happened to doctor-patient confidentiality?
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By *riel13Woman 33 weeks ago
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"I don't... I already have one!
Are you sure??
All I see is feet albeit very colourful ones…..send me a pic for verification.
You can’t trust what people say on here or so I am told "
Aahh you would have to take my word for it as only pixelated foof is available in pictures... You would have to be close enough to touch it to see it properly... But I definitely have one... A small person came out of it once n everything! |
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"I think I'm witnessing another Fab-straight conversion, an ambiguous sexual condition men usually develop here. After a few lonely dry weeks on Fab, roll screening endless the Hot photos list. After the cruellest swinger women’s rejection, watching, in despair, how your random spam sent messages are always in a struck-through yellow. After realising every thread in the Forum is ignored but Fred and Nero. After finding out the real ratio of women/men..You start to ask yourself if I had a vagina?
I bet In a matter of weeks I will see you in the nocturnal #BiCamRoom
I told you all that information when I was on your couch in your consulting room. What happened to doctor-patient confidentiality?
Devastated "
You broke it when you asked FAF? during the session. |
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"I think I'm witnessing another Fab-straight conversion, an ambiguous sexual condition men usually develop here. After a few lonely dry weeks on Fab, roll screening endless the Hot photos list. After the cruellest swinger women’s rejection, watching, in despair, how your random spam sent messages are always in a struck-through yellow. After realising every thread in the Forum is ignored but Fred and Nero. After finding out the real ratio of women/men..You start to ask yourself if I had a vagina?
I bet In a matter of weeks I will see you in the nocturnal #BiCamRoom
I told you all that information when I was on your couch in your consulting room. What happened to doctor-patient confidentiality?
Devastated
You broke it when you asked FAF? during the session. "
You can't blame me, your white coat had not been buttoned up and you had no lingerie on. Or was it not a white coat but rather your dressing gown? Are you not a real shrink (which might explain why my honourable member has not shrunk) |
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"I think I'm witnessing another Fab-straight conversion, an ambiguous sexual condition men usually develop here. After a few lonely dry weeks on Fab, roll screening endless the Hot photos list. After the cruellest swinger women’s rejection, watching, in despair, how your random spam sent messages are always in a struck-through yellow. After realising every thread in the Forum is ignored but Fred and Nero. After finding out the real ratio of women/men..You start to ask yourself if I had a vagina?
I bet In a matter of weeks I will see you in the nocturnal #BiCamRoom
I told you all that information when I was on your couch in your consulting room. What happened to doctor-patient confidentiality?
Devastated
You broke it when you asked FAF? during the session.
You can't blame me, your white coat had not been buttoned up and you had no lingerie on. Or was it not a white coat but rather your dressing gown? Are you not a real shrink (which might explain why my honourable member has not shrunk) "
I'm wearing my uniform in my profile pic indeed. |
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"I think I'm witnessing another Fab-straight conversion, an ambiguous sexual condition men usually develop here. After a few lonely dry weeks on Fab, roll screening endless the Hot photos list. After the cruellest swinger women’s rejection, watching, in despair, how your random spam sent messages are always in a struck-through yellow. After realising every thread in the Forum is ignored but Fred and Nero. After finding out the real ratio of women/men..You start to ask yourself if I had a vagina?
I bet In a matter of weeks I will see you in the nocturnal #BiCamRoom
See you in the bi cam room….i am very impatient so it could be days not weeks "
Sounds like a plan |
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By *TG3Man 33 weeks ago
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"I think I'm witnessing another Fab-straight conversion, an ambiguous sexual condition men usually develop here. After a few lonely dry weeks on Fab, roll screening endless the Hot photos list. After the cruellest swinger women’s rejection, watching, in despair, how your random spam sent messages are always in a struck-through yellow. After realising every thread in the Forum is ignored but Fred and Nero. After finding out the real ratio of women/men..You start to ask yourself if I had a vagina?
I bet In a matter of weeks I will see you in the nocturnal #BiCamRoom
I told you all that information when I was on your couch in your consulting room. What happened to doctor-patient confidentiality?
Devastated
You broke it when you asked FAF? during the session.
You can't blame me, your white coat had not been buttoned up and you had no lingerie on. Or was it not a white coat but rather your dressing gown? Are you not a real shrink (which might explain why my honourable member has not shrunk)
I'm wearing my uniform in my profile pic indeed. "
you model bath robes? |
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By (user no longer on site) 33 weeks ago
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"I think I'm witnessing another Fab-straight conversion, an ambiguous sexual condition men usually develop here. After a few lonely dry weeks on Fab, roll screening endless the Hot photos list. After the cruellest swinger women’s rejection, watching, in despair, how your random spam sent messages are always in a struck-through yellow. After realising every thread in the Forum is ignored but Fred and Nero. After finding out the real ratio of women/men..You start to ask yourself if I had a vagina?
I bet In a matter of weeks I will see you in the nocturnal #BiCamRoom
I told you all that information when I was on your couch in your consulting room. What happened to doctor-patient confidentiality?
Devastated
You broke it when you asked FAF? during the session.
You can't blame me, your white coat had not been buttoned up and you had no lingerie on. Or was it not a white coat but rather your dressing gown? Are you not a real shrink (which might explain why my honourable member has not shrunk)
I'm wearing my uniform in my profile pic indeed. you model bath robes? "
You need to go to spec savers, she is clearly wearing her physicians white coat - why else would I be lying on her couch? |
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I've been on this site for YEARS and I get very few replies to messages and the only meet I've had was someone I know in the real world who, it turned out afterwards, was also on here so, I've yet to meet anyone directly from fab.
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By (user no longer on site) OP 33 weeks ago
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"I think I'm witnessing another Fab-straight conversion, an ambiguous sexual condition men usually develop here. After a few lonely dry weeks on Fab, roll screening endless the Hot photos list. After the cruellest swinger women’s rejection, watching, in despair, how your random spam sent messages are always in a struck-through yellow. After realising every thread in the Forum is ignored but Fred and Nero. After finding out the real ratio of women/men..You start to ask yourself if I had a vagina?
I bet In a matter of weeks I will see you in the nocturnal #BiCamRoom
See you in the bi cam room….i am very impatient so it could be days not weeks
Don’t panic you can usually find a straight couple in there when they’re not getting any attention in the 6 straight chat rooms "
I am getting quite an educated here thank you for alleviating my fears |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 33 weeks ago
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"I don't... I already have one!
Are you sure??
All I see is feet albeit very colourful ones…..send me a pic for verification.
You can’t trust what people say on here or so I am told
Aahh you would have to take my word for it as only pixelated foof is available in pictures... You would have to be close enough to touch it to see it properly... But I definitely have one... A small person came out of it once n everything! "
With such a detailed and graphic description like that you must be the owner of a foof!!!
Why do i feel the urge to watch One Borb Every Minute? |
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By *riel13Woman 33 weeks ago
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"I don't... I already have one!
Are you sure??
All I see is feet albeit very colourful ones…..send me a pic for verification.
You can’t trust what people say on here or so I am told
Aahh you would have to take my word for it as only pixelated foof is available in pictures... You would have to be close enough to touch it to see it properly... But I definitely have one... A small person came out of it once n everything!
With such a detailed and graphic description like that you must be the owner of a foof!!!
Why do i feel the urge to watch One Borb Every Minute? "
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By (user no longer on site) OP 33 weeks ago
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"I don't... I already have one!
Are you sure??
All I see is feet albeit very colourful ones…..send me a pic for verification.
You can’t trust what people say on here or so I am told
Aahh you would have to take my word for it as only pixelated foof is available in pictures... You would have to be close enough to touch it to see it properly... But I definitely have one... A small person came out of it once n everything!
With such a detailed and graphic description like that you must be the owner of a foof!!!
Why do i feel the urge to watch One Borb Every Minute?
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*born!!! Just noticed I made up a new kink or something.
A borb a minute |
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