They're here!
They've travelled from Infinity (and beyond!).
They have no gender, they're SEX MAD, they like us, they can't get pregnant by us, and they can neither get nor transmit any STIs.
Who's in?
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"They're here!
They've travelled from Infinity (and beyond!).
They have no gender, they're SEX MAD, they like us, they can't get pregnant by us, and they can neither get nor transmit any STIs.
Who's in?
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Finally I am home  |
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"They're here!
They've travelled from Infinity (and beyond!).
They have no gender, they're SEX MAD, they like us, they can't get pregnant by us, and they can neither get nor transmit any STIs.
Who's in?
Finally I am home "
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"They're here!
They've travelled from Infinity (and beyond!).
They have no gender, they're SEX MAD, they like us, they can't get pregnant by us, and they can neither get nor transmit any STIs.
Who's in?
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By *elloWoman 36 weeks ago
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Just as well...they're a dab hand with tentacles x"
Oh I'm not sure I can do tentacles, need more details, are they smooth or do they have suckers.
Hopefully you'll say they're purple.
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Just as well...they're a dab hand with tentacles x
Oh I'm not sure I can do tentacles, need more details, are they smooth or do they have suckers.
Hopefully you'll say they're purple.
Is anything secreted from them ."
Don't worry, they're polymorphs.
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Did you all know Whorons can be whatever you need them to be? Physically, emotionally, mentally.
Even if you need to do nasty things, it doesn't actually hurt them - they rebuild in a nanosecond.
But...if you are nasty, they have this ability of showing you the reasons for it, and no one ever has the urge to be nasty again.
Isn't it amazing what an intergalactic advanced species can do?
All that sex, all that care and compassion...and what they get out of it is the happiness we feel, it fills them up.
It's a purer energy than food (which they don't need).
When I grow up I want to be a Whoron xxxx |
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Just as well...they're a dab hand with tentacles x
Oh I'm not sure I can do tentacles, need more details, are they smooth or do they have suckers.
Hopefully you'll say they're purple.
Is anything secreted from them .
Don't worry, they're polymorphs.
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Polymorphs have many partners right? |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS 36 weeks ago
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"They're here!
They've travelled from Infinity (and beyond!).
They have no gender, they're SEX MAD, they like us, they can't get pregnant by us, and they can neither get nor transmit any STIs.
Who's in?
"
I have a confession... I'm part of the WHORON advance party and I've been observing you all for a long time.
I'm soon to decide who I want to confbibulate with first. We will go sdredar gulfbriett eg sntrintu on the shag pile carpet. Then I will knaar whirdlevzig plumf in your grodbort skrim until you quiver with grum. And then, finally we poorkem'tgarf snig eg hraarfumf urg krum grum whaktup.
Phew. Sorry, getting a little carried away there. The Kama Sutra is always better articulated in the original WHORON.
Grud blatt, Earthlings.
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"They're here!
They've travelled from Infinity (and beyond!).
They have no gender, they're SEX MAD, they like us, they can't get pregnant by us, and they can neither get nor transmit any STIs.
Who's in?
I have a confession... I'm part of the WHORON advance party and I've been observing you all for a long time.
I'm soon to decide who I want to confbibulate with first. We will go sdredar gulfbriett eg sntrintu on the shag pile carpet. Then I will knaar whirdlevzig plumf in your grodbort skrim until you quiver with grum. And then, finally we poorkem'tgarf snig eg hraarfumf urg krum grum whaktup.
Phew. Sorry, getting a little carried away there. The Kama Sutra is always better articulated in the original WHORON.
Grud blatt, Earthlings.
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I, for one, would be disinclined to dispute any of this xx |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS 36 weeks ago
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"They're here!
They've travelled from Infinity (and beyond!).
They have no gender, they're SEX MAD, they like us, they can't get pregnant by us, and they can neither get nor transmit any STIs.
Who's in?
I have a confession... I'm part of the WHORON advance party and I've been observing you all for a long time.
I'm soon to decide who I want to confbibulate with first. We will go sdredar gulfbriett eg sntrintu on the shag pile carpet. Then I will knaar whirdlevzig plumf in your grodbort skrim until you quiver with grum. And then, finally we poorkem'tgarf snig eg hraarfumf urg krum grum whaktup.
Phew. Sorry, getting a little carried away there. The Kama Sutra is always better articulated in the original WHORON.
Grud blatt, Earthlings.
I, for one, would be disinclined to dispute any of this xx"
Very wise podling, very wise.
Grud blatt to you, too.
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"Only if they are willing to hack at my corns with a razor
Never fesr, you'll have your groggle wurdled so hard they'll come right off on their own!
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Davina - I get the feeling you are somewhat enjoying this thread?
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By *avinaTVTV/TS 36 weeks ago
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"Only if they are willing to hack at my corns with a razor
Never fesr, you'll have your groggle wurdled so hard they'll come right off on their own!
Davina - I get the feeling you are somewhat enjoying this thread?
xxx"
To the tips of my tentacular confbibulators!
Grud blatt, big boy! |
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