Just so you know

By (user no longer on site) OP 30 weeks ago

I would be more than happy to let you sit on my beard

By *rsKOTCTWoman 30 weeks ago

Leeds

Thanks, I know where to go if I fancy a hairy seat.

By *hunky GentMan 30 weeks ago

Maldon and Peterborough

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By *iddlesticksMan 30 weeks ago

My nan’s spare room.

But we’ve only just met.

By *hunky GentMan 30 weeks ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"I would be more than happy to let you sit on my beard "

I'm not sure I want to sit my hairy arse on your beard, but thanks for the offer.