Reports of a bear attack in Arizona, which is situated in the United States of America near he Grand Canyon. A family were staying in log cabins in the woods and one man was watching videos with the cabin door open for ventilation when the black bear strolled in as bold as brass and attacked by swiping with his sharp paws. Hearing screams, his brother ran from the other cabin and the bear then chased the brother all the way back to his cabin, saved only by slamming the door in the bears face. The bear then sat waiting on the porch, presumably planning a counter attack. Authorities arrived and hunted the bear before 'dispatching the bear' which is an American term for 'shooting the bugger dead'. Luckily nobody died but the message is clear here. Nursery Rhymes existed for a reason to warn of the dangers of wild animals. They should not be edited or given trigger warnings. Tom would have kept his cabin door shut in case of attack. Has a nursery rhyme saved your life ,?
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Since 199O there have been 16 Bear attacks in Arizona but three already this year before the full tourist season starts. It is not known why this spike in bear attacks is happening but more bear stacks are likely as the tourism season starts. |
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"What nursery rhyme teaches us about bear danger? It should probably be obvious but I can't think of a single one 
J"
The three little pigs. Build your house strong to ward of wild animals like wolves and bears |
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By (user no longer on site) 26 weeks ago
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"What nursery rhyme teaches us about bear danger? It should probably be obvious but I can't think of a single one
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The three little pigs. Build your house strong to ward of wild animals like wolves and bears "
Or don't go build your house in the middle of their home.
They deserved what they got. The bear didn't. |
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"What nursery rhyme teaches us about bear danger? It should probably be obvious but I can't think of a single one
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The three little pigs. Build your house strong to ward of wild animals like wolves and bears "
Ah, fairy tales. Not being pedantic. I just have an annoyingly categorised brain.
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By (user no longer on site) 26 weeks ago
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"What nursery rhyme teaches us about bear danger? It should probably be obvious but I can't think of a single one
J
The three little pigs. Build your house strong to ward of wild animals like wolves and bears
Ah, fairy tales. Not being pedantic. I just have an annoyingly categorised brain.
J"
I thought of "if you go down to the woods today"...I can only think of the rude version though and not the proper one. |
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"What nursery rhyme teaches us about bear danger? It should probably be obvious but I can't think of a single one
J
The three little pigs. Build your house strong to ward of wild animals like wolves and bears
Ah, fairy tales. Not being pedantic. I just have an annoyingly categorised brain.
J"
Meanwhile, the bears have stormed in and torn everyone to shreds. The bears care not for pedants.
And there's a moral in this story. But that would probably then be a fable so doesn't count for this particular thread. |
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"What nursery rhyme teaches us about bear danger? It should probably be obvious but I can't think of a single one
J
The three little pigs. Build your house strong to ward of wild animals like wolves and bears
Ah, fairy tales. Not being pedantic. I just have an annoyingly categorised brain.
J
Meanwhile, the bears have stormed in and torn everyone to shreds. The bears care not for pedants.
And there's a moral in this story. But that would probably then be a fable so doesn't count for this particular thread."
I think "the bears care not for pedants" would make an awesome t-shirt. I might get one made.
J |
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"What nursery rhyme teaches us about bear danger? It should probably be obvious but I can't think of a single one
J
The three little pigs. Build your house strong to ward of wild animals like wolves and bears
Ah, fairy tales. Not being pedantic. I just have an annoyingly categorised brain.
J
Meanwhile, the bears have stormed in and torn everyone to shreds. The bears care not for pedants.
And there's a moral in this story. But that would probably then be a fable so doesn't count for this particular thread.
I think "the bears care not for pedants" would make an awesome t-shirt. I might get one made.
J"
Get one made, upload a picture and we'll make it top of the hot pics.
The first Tom related number one.
Apart from that thread about piss. |
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The victim sufferers from a genetic disease of the mind and his cries were barely audible. A tragedy was avoided by his very brave brother who distracted the evil bugger before someone was killed. At the very least he should be congratulated by he President and presented with a medal |
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By *nnCeeWoman 26 weeks ago
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"What nursery rhyme teaches us about bear danger? It should probably be obvious but I can't think of a single one
J
The three little pigs. Build your house strong to ward of wild animals like wolves and bears
Ah, fairy tales. Not being pedantic. I just have an annoyingly categorised brain.
J
Meanwhile, the bears have stormed in and torn everyone to shreds. The bears care not for pedants.
And there's a moral in this story. But that would probably then be a fable so doesn't count for this particular thread.
I think "the bears care not for pedants" would make an awesome t-shirt. I might get one made.
J"
Yes! Yes! Yes!
Want! |
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By (user no longer on site) 26 weeks ago
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I got attacked by a monkey in my jungle bungalow in Thailand few days ago, it saw me eating crisps on the porch. My own fault though. Still great being in middle of wild life though  |
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By *.R.MMan 26 weeks ago
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"I got attacked by a monkey in my jungle bungalow in Thailand few days ago, it saw me eating crisps on the porch. My own fault though. Still great being in middle of wild life though "
Did you spank your monkey for stealing your crisps? |
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"What nursery rhyme teaches us about bear danger? It should probably be obvious but I can't think of a single one
J"
Goldilocks. Although that teaches us the danger of eating porridge when it’s too hot |
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"Thanks Tom. I rolled my eyes so hard at your OP that it dislodged an eyelash that had been bothering me all day, so finally some good came from your continuing presence "
Ah come on, where would you get your breaking news if not for Tom highlighting the top stories of the day?!
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"Thanks Tom. I rolled my eyes so hard at your OP that it dislodged an eyelash that had been bothering me all day, so finally some good came from your continuing presence
Ah come on, where would you get your breaking news if not for Tom highlighting the top stories of the day?!
Mrs TMN x"
Probably from less right wing leaning vendors, like Fox |
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"What nursery rhyme teaches us about bear danger? It should probably be obvious but I can't think of a single one
J
Goldilocks. Although that teaches us the danger of eating porridge when it’s too hot"
That's not a nursery rhyme though. It's a fairy tale.
(ok, maybe I am a pedant and the bears don't care for me)
J |
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"Hickory dickory dock, the bear ran up the clock?
Beary, beary, quite contrary?
Mary had a little bear?
This is a puzzle, Tom.
Mrs TMN x
Baa baa black bear
Humpty Dumpty sat on a bear
J"
Old King Cole was a merry old bear
Little boy blue, come blow up your bear |
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"What nursery rhyme teaches us about bear danger? It should probably be obvious but I can't think of a single one
J
Goldilocks. Although that teaches us the danger of eating porridge when it’s too hot
That's not a nursery rhyme though. It's a fairy tale.
(ok, maybe I am a pedant and the bears don't care for me)
J"
I’m with you in your pedantry! This is the hill I shall die on. |
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"What nursery rhyme teaches us about bear danger? It should probably be obvious but I can't think of a single one
J
Goldilocks. Although that teaches us the danger of eating porridge when it’s too hot
That's not a nursery rhyme though. It's a fairy tale.
(ok, maybe I am a pedant and the bears don't care for me)
J
I’m with you in your pedantry! This is the hill I shall die on. "
Love you twinnie!
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Bear attack? Or some dopey human thinking it's ok and safe to go into known bear territory, build a holiday home and then get mauled by a hungry fkn predator cos you've plonked yourself right in its back garden!!!
Same with people who dress up as a shark's favourite grub and go surfing. What the fuck did you think was gonna happen??!! Lol |
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By (user no longer on site) 26 weeks ago
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"I'm smarter than the average bear. "
Yes Boo-Boo, that's part of our downfall. Truth be known, we humans are the worst animals and the best thing we can do for the world is go extinct.
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"I'm smarter than the average bear.
Yes Boo-Boo, that's part of our downfall. Truth be known, we humans are the worst animals and the best thing we can do for the world is go extinct.
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But...but...who else can divert the asteroids that might hurt all the cuddly cute ones?
That's our job.
We just have to get through the "horrible cunt" phase of evolution first. |
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"I'm smarter than the average bear.
Yes Boo-Boo, that's part of our downfall. Truth be known, we humans are the worst animals and the best thing we can do for the world is go extinct.
But...but...who else can divert the asteroids that might hurt all the cuddly cute ones?
That's our job.
We just have to get through the "horrible cunt" phase of evolution first."
Evolution will snuff us out eventually |
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Us humans are just snacks to the majority of HUGE wild animals on land or at sea  plus in effect we’re invading their worlds so “keep the fucking door closed ffs”
Just to add I am glad no one died, and I’m glad a lesson can be learnt  |
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By *lan157Man 25 weeks ago
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"Hickory dickory dock, the bear ran up the clock?
Beary, beary, quite contrary?
Mary had a little bear?
This is a puzzle, Tom.
Mrs TMN x"
Mary had a little lamb , she she also had a bear.
I have often seen her little lamb,I have never seen her bare . |
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By *batMan 25 weeks ago
Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales) |
Is man not as entitled as any other animal to live in the forest?
All this talk of invasion. Humans have been around and sharing acreage with lots of creatures for millions of years.
It’s not all about the bear you know!
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