I was going to throw a petrol bomb at 10 Downing St until I realised it was cheaper to throw a real fucking bomb instead.
"It was your idea that I organise a threesome", said my wife, "why aren't you happy?"
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After shagging Cheryl Cole yesterday, I think there are 3 things you should know..... First, her fanny is tight as fuck, a real struggle to get in, secondly she takes it over her face without any complaint (good girl) & thirdly the staff
at Madame Tussauds are miserable fuckers with no sense of humour....  |
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I stopped my car in a lay-by last night and had sex with a complete stranger.
As I sat there with one hand on the steering wheel, she suddenly climbed on top of me and said, "The deal is you must pull out just before ejaculating."
I agreed and a few minutes later, as I got the urge to shoot my load, I quickly pulled out.
Knocking some poor bloke off his motorbike.  |
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