"Help me everyone, I've got it bad.
Send food, hugs and a large chested nurse..... they are all the cures right? "
I feel your pain !! I woke up this morning with a very swollen uvula!! Couldn't swallow or talk very well  Once that nurse has been to you can you send her around to my place please?  |
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"Help me everyone, I've got it bad.
Send food, hugs and a large chested nurse..... they are all the cures right?
I feel your pain !! I woke up this morning with a very swollen uvula!! Couldn't swallow or talk very well Once that nurse has been to you can you send her around to my place please? "
A swollen vagina? |
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"Help me everyone, I've got it bad.
Send food, hugs and a large chested nurse..... they are all the cures right?
I feel your pain !! I woke up this morning with a very swollen uvula!! Couldn't swallow or talk very well Once that nurse has been to you can you send her around to my place please?
A swollen vagina?"
Uvula !! That pointless little dangly bit in the back of your mouth !! |
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"Help me everyone, I've got it bad.
Send food, hugs and a large chested nurse..... they are all the cures right?
I feel your pain !! I woke up this morning with a very swollen uvula!! Couldn't swallow or talk very well Once that nurse has been to you can you send her around to my place please?
A swollen vagina?
Uvula !! That pointless little dangly bit in the back of your mouth !! "
Oh I thought it said vulva. My bad |
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"I’ve been benching loads recently so my chest is massive but I’ll only take your temperature with a thermometer up your arse.
Will you warm it up first or is it going in cold?
Cold, no lube."
Not even spit
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"I’ve been benching loads recently so my chest is massive but I’ll only take your temperature with a thermometer up your arse.
Will you warm it up first or is it going in cold?
Cold, no lube.
Not even spit
Mr "
Who do you think I am? Jamie Carragher? |
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"I’ve been benching loads recently so my chest is massive but I’ll only take your temperature with a thermometer up your arse.
Using a real thermometer? Or just use a finger and guess? "
A real one. I’m not a pervert… honest. |
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"I’ve been benching loads recently so my chest is massive but I’ll only take your temperature with a thermometer up your arse.
Will you warm it up first or is it going in cold?
Cold, no lube."
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