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By (user no longer on site) 30 weeks ago
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"My penis is up for sale, it's been overused and needs regular maintenance but still got lots of life left I'm sure.
Offers over £1 only please "
Ebay don't allow the sale of pets... |
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"My penis is up for sale, it's been overused and needs regular maintenance but still got lots of life left I'm sure.
Offers over £1 only please
£1.25 ...
First time penis bidding? "
I thought it was generous adding 25%  |
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"My penis is up for sale, it's been overused and needs regular maintenance but still got lots of life left I'm sure.
Offers over £1 only please
Ebay don't allow the sale of pets..."
No they do not  |
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"My penis is up for sale, it's been overused and needs regular maintenance but still got lots of life left I'm sure.
Offers over £1 only please
£1.25 ...
First time penis bidding?
I thought it was generous adding 25% "
You were, that's why I asked |
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"My penis is up for sale, it's been overused and needs regular maintenance but still got lots of life left I'm sure.
Offers over £1 only please
£1.25 ...
First time penis bidding?
I thought it was generous adding 25%
You were, that's why I asked "
silly me   |
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"My penis is up for sale, it's been overused and needs regular maintenance but still got lots of life left I'm sure.
Offers over £1 only please
£1.25 ...
First time penis bidding?
I thought it was generous adding 25%
You were, that's why I asked
silly me "
Stay away from auctions |
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"My penis is up for sale, it's been overused and needs regular maintenance but still got lots of life left I'm sure.
Offers over £1 only please
£1.25 ...
First time penis bidding?
I thought it was generous adding 25%
You were, that's why I asked
silly me
Stay away from auctions "
Particularly penis auctions lol |
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By *aizyWoman 30 weeks ago
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"Have you tried Marketplace?or poundland
My penis has feelings you know  "
Well, obviously it doesn't else you wouldn't be on here trying to sell it! Does your penis know you are on here trying to sell it btw? And what are you going to replace it with? I'd have offered my banana if I had seen this thread sooner, but that is long gone now. |
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"Does it have the foreskin still?
If not, I'm assuming you offer a pro-rata discount?"
No foreskin and no discount as it looks much prettier without wrinkled hood, in fact the price is higher for that reason |
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"Does it have the foreskin still?
If not, I'm assuming you offer a pro-rata discount?
No foreskin and no discount as it looks much prettier without wrinkled hood, in fact the price is higher for that reason "
Is that what they call inflation ??  |
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"Have you tried Marketplace?or poundland
My penis has feelings you know
Well, obviously it doesn't else you wouldn't be on here trying to sell it! Does your penis know you are on here trying to sell it btw? And what are you going to replace it with? I'd have offered my banana if I had seen this thread sooner, but that is long gone now."
I don't want him to see this, I'll let him know when we part
No idea about replacement yet
Other bananas are available I believe but not yours |
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"£2.50 for me to keep in the bedside table for the odd emergency when she fancies some DVP.
It comes with a glass display case and a colour changing light
Can I share it with the neighbours?"
That's your choice |
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"Does it have the foreskin still?
If not, I'm assuming you offer a pro-rata discount?
No foreskin and no discount as it looks much prettier without wrinkled hood, in fact the price is higher for that reason
Is that what they call inflation ?? "
Yes it is |
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"Does it have the foreskin still?
If not, I'm assuming you offer a pro-rata discount?
No foreskin and no discount as it looks much prettier without wrinkled hood, in fact the price is higher for that reason
Is that what they call inflation ??
Yes it is "
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"£2.50 for me to keep in the bedside table for the odd emergency when she fancies some DVP.
It comes with a glass display case and a colour changing light
Can I share it with the neighbours?
That's your choice "
I can screw it to the outside wall just like a defibrillator in case of emergencies in the community.  |
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"£2.50 for me to keep in the bedside table for the odd emergency when she fancies some DVP.
It comes with a glass display case and a colour changing light
Can I share it with the neighbours?
That's your choice
I can screw it to the outside wall just like a defibrillator in case of emergencies in the community. "
Care in the community |
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"Does it have the foreskin still?
If not, I'm assuming you offer a pro-rata discount?
No foreskin and no discount as it looks much prettier without wrinkled hood, in fact the price is higher for that reason
Is that what they call inflation ??
Yes it is
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Well - it all seems kosher enough. |
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"Class it as spares or repair.
Cut it up into chucks, sell it to the highest bidding chefs as a delicasy, increase your profit.
Winner winner, penis dinner
Cut it up
Could grate it
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I'm teasing of course I'm not that much of a sadist... wouldn't want to have to clean up the blood |
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By (user no longer on site) 30 weeks ago
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OP is the best offer now £1.75 from Rickshawed? Not sure this auction is going too well. When is the hammer coming down (and will that cause some damage to the merchandice?) |
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"OP is the best offer now £1.75 from Rickshawed? Not sure this auction is going too well. When is the hammer coming down (and will that cause some damage to the merchandice?)"
All the big bidders are waiting till the end I reckon. No damage will come to the goods and everything will be well wrapped |
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By (user no longer on site) 30 weeks ago
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"Before I bid, does the thighs come with it?
It's penis only, sorry
Ah I only like my penis with thighs. 
You can still bounce on it
It's not the same!
You can attach it to a sex machine "
Again not the same. |
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By (user no longer on site) 30 weeks ago
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"OP is the best offer now £1.75 from Rickshawed? Not sure this auction is going too well. When is the hammer coming down (and will that cause some damage to the merchandice?)
All the big bidders are waiting till the end I reckon. No damage will come to the goods and everything will be well wrapped "
Ah so is this the case of waiting like on facebook to the last minute (in this case when it gets to around 171 comments) and putting in a final bid.
Or is it more like that American programme 'Auction Hunters' where one bids without really seeing the goods and tries to outbid one of the women who desperately want the product?
I reckon Mistress K will come in with a bid of £1.76 soon  |
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"Before I bid, does the thighs come with it?
It's penis only, sorry
Ah I only like my penis with thighs.
You can still bounce on it
It's not the same!
You can attach it to a sex machine
Again not the same. "
No it's definitely not the same |
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"OP is the best offer now £1.75 from Rickshawed? Not sure this auction is going too well. When is the hammer coming down (and will that cause some damage to the merchandice?)
All the big bidders are waiting till the end I reckon. No damage will come to the goods and everything will be well wrapped
Ah so is this the case of waiting like on facebook to the last minute (in this case when it gets to around 171 comments) and putting in a final bid.
Or is it more like that American programme 'Auction Hunters' where one bids without really seeing the goods and tries to outbid one of the women who desperately want the product?
I reckon Mistress K will come in with a bid of £1.76 soon "
It's more a open auction that ends whenever the auction house decides to close bidding
I reckon she might hit the £2 mark but I'm optimistic |
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"OP is the best offer now £1.75 from Rickshawed? Not sure this auction is going too well. When is the hammer coming down (and will that cause some damage to the merchandice?)
All the big bidders are waiting till the end I reckon. No damage will come to the goods and everything will be well wrapped
Ah so is this the case of waiting like on facebook to the last minute (in this case when it gets to around 171 comments) and putting in a final bid.
Or is it more like that American programme 'Auction Hunters' where one bids without really seeing the goods and tries to outbid one of the women who desperately want the product?
I reckon Mistress K will come in with a bid of £1.76 soon "
£1.80 I'm feeling generous |
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By (user no longer on site) 30 weeks ago
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"£2, at least it'll take some of the competition out
you're keen
Probably keep it in formaldehyde - don't want it coming back to life now "
Could you treat it like Damien Hurst's 'Mother and Child' and get it displayed in the Tate? |
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"£2, at least it'll take some of the competition out
you're keen
Probably keep it in formaldehyde - don't want it coming back to life now
Could you treat it like Damien Hurst's 'Mother and Child' and get it displayed in the Tate?"
Hadn't thought of that, gotta be worth a million from the Tate |
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"How will it be presented? Limp like a little hurt bird or will the corpus cavernosum be engorged and erect in all its glory?"
It will come in all it's glory and with a bottle of lube to make it all glisten |
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"I’ll buy your Ballbag for £10.
Don't need my balls but I think they're worth 10 each and extra for the bag
That’s actually a bargain. Sold!
They will make lovely earrings!"
I can’t get that out of my head now. Two testicles hitting the sides of my face |
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"I’ll buy your Ballbag for £10.
Don't need my balls but I think they're worth 10 each and extra for the bag
That’s actually a bargain. Sold!
They will make lovely earrings!
I can’t get that out of my head now. Two testicles hitting the sides of my face "
Boing, boing, boing. Lol |
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"I’ll buy your Ballbag for £10.
Don't need my balls but I think they're worth 10 each and extra for the bag
That’s actually a bargain. Sold!"
Would you like them together or in different display cases? |
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"I’ll buy your Ballbag for £10.
Don't need my balls but I think they're worth 10 each and extra for the bag
That’s actually a bargain. Sold!
They will make lovely earrings!
I can’t get that out of my head now. Two testicles hitting the sides of my face "
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By *aizyWoman 30 weeks ago
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"I’ll buy your Ballbag for £10.
Don't need my balls but I think they're worth 10 each and extra for the bag
That’s actually a bargain. Sold!
They will make lovely earrings!
I can’t get that out of my head now. Two testicles hitting the sides of my face "
Flapping about in a strong breeze. Oh, you could put a little bell in each one, you'd never be able to sneak up on anyone mind! |
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