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How do I become more desirable?
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By (user no longer on site) 30 weeks ago
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"Wear t.
Oh for God's sake.
Wear twee d.
No because it's so anticlimactic when you see someone wearing a nice little tw*ed get up only to discover it's elbow patchless."
Patches are for twatches. |
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By *eliWoman 30 weeks ago
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"Wear t.
Oh for God's sake.
Wear twee d.
No because it's so anticlimactic when you see someone wearing a nice little tw*ed get up only to discover it's elbow patchless.
Patches are for twatches."
And this attitude? It's why you're not drowning in clunge. |
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By (user no longer on site) 30 weeks ago
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"Wear t.
Oh for God's sake.
Wear twee d.
No because it's so anticlimactic when you see someone wearing a nice little tw*ed get up only to discover it's elbow patchless.
Patches are for twatches.
And this attitude? It's why you're not drowning in clunge. "
It's not just that, to be fair. |
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By (user no longer on site) 30 weeks ago
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"Jaffa cakes.
I've literally just rattled a 10 pack .. breakfast of champions !
Here is a tip for you, you are meant to offer Jaffa cakes not have them for breakfast.
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I'm not sharing. No chance ! |
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"TIA xx
Drive a Ferrari and have a £100,000 Rolex and hey presto you’re far more desirable!
You’re welcome 
I'm the wrong shape entirely for getting in and out of a ferrari  "
Not to worry you can pinch the Rolex and buy another car more suitable and have change  |
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"TIA xx
Drive a Ferrari and have a £100,000 Rolex and hey presto you’re far more desirable!
You’re welcome
I'm the wrong shape entirely for getting in and out of a ferrari
Not to worry you can pinch the Rolex and buy another car more suitable and have change "
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By *ripfillMan 30 weeks ago
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"Jaffa cakes.
I've literally just rattled a 10 pack .. breakfast of champions !
Here is a tip for you, you are meant to offer Jaffa cakes not have them for breakfast.
I'm not sharing. No chance !"
Agreed - that’s too personal! |
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"Jaffa cakes.
I've literally just rattled a 10 pack .. breakfast of champions !
Here is a tip for you, you are meant to offer Jaffa cakes not have them for breakfast.
I'm not sharing. No chance !"
Sharing is caring xx |
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Tbh Pickle - I don't think you have any "objective" issues.
But this was a nasty bastard full moon (I'm only vaguely normal today after 3 "out there" days...and for me that means really "out there" ), so give yourself a break and a chance to get centred again. Whether it's moon-based or something else doesn't matter - moods "feel" overwhelming, and then they go. They're not situated in rational arguments, but they spend most of their time trying to persuade everyone they are (it's their nature).
No one here is ever going to be as desirable as Brad Pitt in his prime, and none of us are ever going to be as undesirable as John Merrick (and I believe someone wanted him too).
So just give yourself a break, and don't try to fit a square peg in a round hole.
Round holes are pretty boring anyway. |
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"TIA xx
Drive a Ferrari and have a £100,000 Rolex and hey presto you’re far more desirable!
You’re welcome "
I love ferraris, yet a man who drives one would be no more appealing to me than a guy who drives a fiesta, often I find them less appealing due to the air of superiority they sometimes have.
# women aren't all gold diggers. |
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"TIA xx"
You need to grow the penis to at least 10" in length
You need to rub alpha man scent over your body/arms/neck - this will attract people be it from pictures or in person ..
thank me later for your wins  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 30 weeks ago
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"Get a boob job like I'm going to? We can go together, like a fun little outing we can have matching boobs
Seriously Pickle, you be most delicious just the way you are
MrsAbz"
Fuck around and get it |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 30 weeks ago
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"TIA xx
You need to grow the penis to at least 10" in length
You need to rub alpha man scent over your body/arms/neck - this will attract people be it from pictures or in person ..
thank me later for your wins "
I’ll buy one of the enlarging creams. I see them advertised on porn sites all the time. I’ll just click the link. |
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"Get a boob job like I'm going to? We can go together, like a fun little outing we can have matching boobs
Seriously Pickle, you be most delicious just the way you are
MrsAbz
Fuck around and get it "
Fuck the haters bro
You a big deal
https://youtu.be/zF9uoJ2PytQ?feature=shared |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 30 weeks ago
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"Get a boob job like I'm going to? We can go together, like a fun little outing we can have matching boobs
Seriously Pickle, you be most delicious just the way you are
MrsAbz
Fuck around and get it
Fuck the haters bro
You a big deal
https://youtu.be/zF9uoJ2PytQ?feature=shared"
My guy   |
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"Get a boob job like I'm going to? We can go together, like a fun little outing we can have matching boobs
Seriously Pickle, you be most delicious just the way you are
MrsAbz
Fuck around and get it
Fuck the haters bro
You a big deal
https://youtu.be/zF9uoJ2PytQ?feature=shared
My guy "
https://youtu.be/HGy9i8vvCxk?feature=shared |
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By (user no longer on site) 30 weeks ago
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"TIA xx"
Well for starters your profile doesn't say anything about you as a person.
Also poly implies romantic relationship and this is swinging which doesn't mean romance. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 30 weeks ago
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"TIA xx
Well for starters your profile doesn't say anything about you as a person.
Also poly implies romantic relationship and this is swinging which doesn't mean romance."
Maybe I’m a poly swinger.
I’m not but maybe
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"TIA xx
Well for starters your profile doesn't say anything about you as a person.
Also poly implies romantic relationship and this is swinging which doesn't mean romance."
Oh, the slippery slope of who can and cannot be on Fab, because of someone's individual definition of swinging.
I wouldn't go there. |
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"TIA xx
Well for starters your profile doesn't say anything about you as a person.
Also poly implies romantic relationship and this is swinging which doesn't mean romance.
Oh, the slippery slope of who can and cannot be on Fab, because of someone's individual definition of swinging.
I wouldn't go there."
Oh go there, it's an interesting debate.
I think anyone who doesn't want to fuck me, is clearly not a swinger. Not sure the site owners would appreciate the drop in subscriptions, but rules are rules. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 30 weeks ago
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"I posted on the wrong fkin thread lol
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Wear a flat cap and waistcoat Pickle....phwoar"
don’t think I could pull that off
More power to those that can |
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"TIA xx
Well for starters your profile doesn't say anything about you as a person.
Also poly implies romantic relationship and this is swinging which doesn't mean romance.
Oh, the slippery slope of who can and cannot be on Fab, because of someone's individual definition of swinging.
I wouldn't go there.
Oh go there, it's an interesting debate.
I think anyone who doesn't want to fuck me, is clearly not a swinger. Not sure the site owners would appreciate the drop in subscriptions, but rules are rules."
It's a really daft purity test. Or filth test, I'm not sure which.
It usually boils down to only couples, only people who go to clubs, only couples and single women, or people who'll fuck anything/ never care about anyone. Why can't people just be who they want to be, be upfront about what they're doing so no one can feel hard done by? |
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"TIA xx
Well for starters your profile doesn't say anything about you as a person.
Also poly implies romantic relationship and this is swinging which doesn't mean romance.
Oh, the slippery slope of who can and cannot be on Fab, because of someone's individual definition of swinging.
I wouldn't go there.
Oh go there, it's an interesting debate.
I think anyone who doesn't want to fuck me, is clearly not a swinger. Not sure the site owners would appreciate the drop in subscriptions, but rules are rules.
It's a really daft purity test. Or filth test, I'm not sure which.
It usually boils down to only couples, only people who go to clubs, only couples and single women, or people who'll fuck anything/ never care about anyone. Why can't people just be who they want to be, be upfront about what they're doing so no one can feel hard done by?"
I think I've been wondering about that general principle since I was 3, I think.
I was sat in a doctor's waiting room, playing with the toys. Some other kid came over and any toy I tried to play with he snatched from my hand, snarly little so and so he was. I looked at my mum, she just nodded, I snatched the fire engine back off him and he had the biggest tantrum you ever saw in your life.
When I've figured it out I'll write a book on it.
Seriously though it would be so much easier everyone wouldn't it? First time we were went a club, we got a lecture on the rules of swinging from some guy. I think it was a stick with me, I'll look after you type of game. Also a twenty minute presentation on how you can read people by their shoes. |
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"TIA xx
Well for starters your profile doesn't say anything about you as a person.
Also poly implies romantic relationship and this is swinging which doesn't mean romance.
Maybe I’m a poly swinger.
I’m not but maybe
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Maybe you're a swinging poly. Who knows? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 30 weeks ago
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"TIA xx
Well for starters your profile doesn't say anything about you as a person.
Also poly implies romantic relationship and this is swinging which doesn't mean romance.
Maybe I’m a poly swinger.
I’m not but maybe
Maybe you're a swinging poly. Who knows?"
I’ll be here swanging |
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"TIA xx
Well for starters your profile doesn't say anything about you as a person.
Also poly implies romantic relationship and this is swinging which doesn't mean romance.
Maybe I’m a poly swinger.
I’m not but maybe
Maybe you're a swinging poly. Who knows?
I’ll be here swanging "
Come out swinging
(I'm the original prankster). |
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