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"Dear gentlefolk and forum dwellers,
I sêêk an Audrey Hepburn lookalike. I am not gutless and asking for a friend; I'm asking for me.
~·enquire within·~"
I can put on a wig and talk likes Eliza Doolittle
Eeeearrrrrr ooooowwwwwww |
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"Dear gentlefolk and forum dwellers,
I sêêk an Audrey Hepburn lookalike. I am not gutless and asking for a friend; I'm asking for me.
~·enquire within·~
Ain’t we’ll all , she was lovey lol"
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She was lovely, my dear squire.  |
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"I can't help you but my goodness she was gorgeous wasn't she!
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I could console myself with you as the consolation prize. 
My aim throughout life has been to be someone's consolation prize  "
Oooft! The heady heights of second best!
J |
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"I can't help you but my goodness she was gorgeous wasn't she!
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I could console myself with you as the consolation prize.
My aim throughout life has been to be someone's consolation prize
Oooft! The heady heights of second best!
J"
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You're ³rd on my lust-list, Jülië. You lucky devil  you!  |
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"Dear gentlefolk and forum dwellers,
I sêêk an Audrey Hepburn lookalike. I am not gutless and asking for a friend; I'm asking for me.
~·enquire within·~
I can put on a wig and talk likes Eliza Doolittle
Eeeearrrrrr ooooowwwwwww"
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You would be ½ way there to what I'm looking for.  |
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She was a truly stunning lady, and the epitome of feminine elegance, I sooooo admire her style.
I do have a few Audrey Hepburn style dresses … but they don’t seem to look the same on me - funny old thing, but they do make me feel VERY femme and elegant!
R xx |
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By *aizyWoman 32 weeks ago
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"Sorry, My darling Nero.
Even for you I’m not going back to my natural brunette…. Else I would be a dead ringer for her
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I don't think Audrey had big breasts though, Místy.  "
I have the small boobs, that is sadly where the resemblence ends for me 
Good luck in your quest Nero!  |
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To me she had abundant beauty - her look, her sense of justice, her calm, quiet strength, her intelligence, her sublime humour and timing.
And absolutely zero sex appeal.
As a sister I would have been in awe of her; as a lover, uninterested. |
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A stunner for sure, resembles someone I know...
Mine would've been Brigitte Bardot back in the day (if she wasn't a rightwing nutcase racist.) The racism wouldn't matter with hypothetical lookalikes would it? |
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I had a girlfriend with a similar natural beauty. If one looks at the famous Breakfast at Tiffany's pic, with the cigarette holder, the facial resemblance is astonishing.
Her hair was more Emmanuelle Beart in Manon des Sources.
As pretty and svelte as she was, with a few scars from the various scraps in her youth, which she carried with pride, and with minimal preparatory effort e.g. rolling herself a 'cigarette' and lighting it from her corpy fire, whilst ironing her hair on a tea towel. She would be out on the town, with free drinks flowing, wherever we ventured.
Sausage butties and strongly brewed tea were the order of the day. Crass language and a cutting tongue that drove right to the heart of the matter, and if that wasn't enough to send someone cowering back behind the rock from whence they came - there was always the feral outbursts of rage, bordering on bloodlust. Even Police intervention would not calm that storm.
I could probably introduce you, if you so wish - although I would suggest meeting in a populated public setting. |
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"I had a girlfriend with a similar natural beauty. If one looks at the famous Breakfast at Tiffany's pic, with the cigarette holder, the facial resemblance is astonishing.
Her hair was more Emmanuelle Beart in Manon des Sources.
As pretty and svelte as she was, with a few scars from the various scraps in her youth, which she carried with pride, and with minimal preparatory effort e.g. rolling herself a 'cigarette' and lighting it from her corpy fire, whilst ironing her hair on a tea towel. She would be out on the town, with free drinks flowing, wherever we ventured.
Sausage butties and strongly brewed tea were the order of the day. Crass language and a cutting tongue that drove right to the heart of the matter, and if that wasn't enough to send someone cowering back behind the rock from whence they came - there was always the feral outbursts of rage, bordering on bloodlust. Even Police intervention would not calm that storm.
I could probably introduce you, if you so wish - although I would suggest meeting in a populated public setting."
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Thank you so much for this beautiful anecdote.  |
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"Sorry, My darling Nero.
Even for you I’m not going back to my natural brunette…. Else I would be a dead ringer for her
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I don't think Audrey had big breasts though, Místy.
I have the small boobs, that is sadly where the resemblence ends for me
Good luck in your quest Nero! "
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Nonsense Daizy! You are a worthy candidate (candy date). |
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"I had a girlfriend with a similar natural beauty. If one looks at the famous Breakfast at Tiffany's pic, with the cigarette holder, the facial resemblance is astonishing.
Her hair was more Emmanuelle Beart in Manon des Sources.
As pretty and svelte as she was, with a few scars from the various scraps in her youth, which she carried with pride, and with minimal preparatory effort e.g. rolling herself a 'cigarette' and lighting it from her corpy fire, whilst ironing her hair on a tea towel. She would be out on the town, with free drinks flowing, wherever we ventured.
Sausage butties and strongly brewed tea were the order of the day. Crass language and a cutting tongue that drove right to the heart of the matter, and if that wasn't enough to send someone cowering back behind the rock from whence they came - there was always the feral outbursts of rage, bordering on bloodlust. Even Police intervention would not calm that storm.
I could probably introduce you, if you so wish - although I would suggest meeting in a populated public setting.
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Thank you so much for this beautiful anecdote. "
You are most welcome, my pleasure.  |
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I am gaminey and fairly small. I have a neat cropped hairdo too. I can't hold a candle to her though.
I'd love to emulate Audrey, she was so so beautiful. She was a UN Children's Ambassador in her later years.
I admire her very much. |
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"Just perching here waiting for the nominations to roll in.
Nero, happy to help with the sifting of applications, if you need it. I've also got a situation vacant."
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I'm going to be inundated with the outdated 'undatables'.  |
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"Just perching here waiting for the nominations to roll in.
Nero, happy to help with the sifting of applications, if you need it. I've also got a situation vacant.
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I'm going to be inundated with the outdated 'undatables'. "
was your request just not a shout out for a 'fill my inbox' request |
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"A stunner for sure, resembles someone I know...
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Mine would've been Brigitte Bardot back in the day (if she wasn't a rightwing nutcase racist.) The racism wouldn't matter with hypothetical lookalikes would it?"
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This is an interesting point. If a woman had designs for a man who looked exactly like Benito Mussolini but he happened to do volunteering work in a hospice, would it make him less appealing (or attractive), despite Mussolini's historical transgressions? |
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"This thread brought back happy memories of MsWyld’s self-portraits dressed as Holly Golightly. Thanks Nero, old chum."
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The evocation of pleasant memories (and mammaries for that matter) give credence to threads such as these (humbly speaking of course).
You're welcome •RTG• |
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"A stunner for sure, resembles someone I know...
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Mine would've been Brigitte Bardot back in the day (if she wasn't a rightwing nutcase racist.) The racism wouldn't matter with hypothetical lookalikes would it?
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This is an interesting point. If a woman had designs for a man who looked exactly like Benito Mussolini but he happened to do volunteering work in a hospice, would it make him less appealing (or attractive), despite Mussolini's historical transgressions?"
It's young Stalin who was hot.
J |
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"A stunner for sure, resembles someone I know...
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Mine would've been Brigitte Bardot back in the day (if she wasn't a rightwing nutcase racist.) The racism wouldn't matter with hypothetical lookalikes would it?
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This is an interesting point. If a woman had designs for a man who looked exactly like Benito Mussolini but he happened to do volunteering work in a hospice, would it make him less appealing (or attractive), despite Mussolini's historical transgressions?
It's young Stalin who was hot.
J"
Oh yeah, he really was! Worryingly |
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"Nero if you squint, Nell Gwynn is going to be your best bet
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That's really quite some squinting that he'll need to do "
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Unfortunately Gell Nwynn is already taken. I picked her up once and she was light as a feather. |
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"A stunner for sure, resembles someone I know...
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Mine would've been Brigitte Bardot back in the day (if she wasn't a rightwing nutcase racist.) The racism wouldn't matter with hypothetical lookalikes would it?
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This is an interesting point. If a woman had designs for a man who looked exactly like Benito Mussolini but he happened to do volunteering work in a hospice, would it make him less appealing (or attractive), despite Mussolini's historical transgressions?
It's young Stalin who was hot.
J"
Good grief, he was a handsome chap! Gulag-schmulag. |
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"I can't believe we've gone from Hepburn to Stalin, with a slight detour via Agutter."
All the women love a "bad boy". Hadn't realised how bad, but sure they'll still pretend it was all down to his exceptional 5-year plans and not just his dashing good looks. |
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"While we are here, could I have a Jenny Augutter, please?
In a nun’s habit?
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I was thinking more in the Logan’s run mini dress?
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That's an iconic image!
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Indeed
So were there any applicants?"
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I'm really glad that you asked this... |
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I'm far too tall. 
