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I was relaxing in bed pondering the vast mystery that is life. I am a deep thinker so what else do you do with your spare time?
Many questions flooded my mind and it’s left me flummoxed!!
Does being a virgin justify joining this site in the hope that one these sex starved women might give me a shot?
Would God forgive me for not only joining the swinging community or having frivolous sex out of wedlock?
Will all my messages fall on stony ground despite all the women being thirsty?
Will I fit in in the forums or will my replies and posts be ignored until I bitch about it and go UNLOS?
Do I need therapy?
My head is spinning and the question is do I need help or am I on the right path dear forumites?
I don’t usually lay my soul bare but what harm could it do in such a warm and welcoming place as the Fab forum? |
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By *TG3Man 31 weeks ago
Dorchester |
"I was relaxing in bed pondering the vast mystery that is life. I am a deep thinker so what else do you do with your spare time?
Many questions flooded my mind and it’s left me flummoxed!!
Does being a virgin justify joining this site in the hope that one these sex starved women might give me a shot?
Would God forgive me for not only joining the swinging community or having frivolous sex out of wedlock?
Will all my messages fall on stony ground despite all the women being thirsty?
Will I fit in in the forums or will my replies and posts be ignored until I bitch about it and go UNLOS?
Do I need therapy?
My head is spinning and the question is do I need help or am I on the right path dear forumites?
I don’t usually lay my soul bare but what harm could it do in such a warm and welcoming place as the Fab forum?"
you need therapy  |
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"I was relaxing in bed pondering the vast mystery that is life. I am a deep thinker so what else do you do with your spare time?
Many questions flooded my mind and it’s left me flummoxed!!
Does being a virgin justify joining this site in the hope that one these sex starved women might give me a shot?
Would God forgive me for not only joining the swinging community or having frivolous sex out of wedlock?
Will all my messages fall on stony ground despite all the women being thirsty?
Will I fit in in the forums or will my replies and posts be ignored until I bitch about it and go UNLOS?
Do I need therapy?
My head is spinning and the question is do I need help or am I on the right path dear forumites?
I don’t usually lay my soul bare but what harm could it do in such a warm and welcoming place as the Fab forum?you need therapy "
A wank had already been suggested. Call it self help. |
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By (user no longer on site) 31 weeks ago
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"You seem hot, and funny.
You'll be good.
Shall I get down on one knee or just send non existent dick pics now??
So many questions so few answers  "
The question is, do you have a pretty penis? If so, send the dic pics . |
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As a chronic over thinker myself sometimes you just have to take a leap of faith.
Or
Overthink every post end up rambling on about utter nonsense usually confusing the issue pissing off the forum hierarchy and getting blacklisted by the clique.
But that's just me don't let my reply put you off
Welcome to the site |
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"You seem hot, and funny.
You'll be good.
Shall I get down on one knee or just send non existent dick pics now??
So many questions so few answers
The question is, do you have a pretty penis? If so, send the dic pics . "
I need tweezers to wank!!
So it would be more metal than flesh in the picture.
Imagine that Buffalo Bill scene in Silence of the Lambs and that’s me!! |
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"I was relaxing in bed pondering the vast mystery that is life. I am a deep thinker so what else do you do with your spare time?
Many questions flooded my mind and it’s left me flummoxed!!
Does being a virgin justify joining this site in the hope that one these sex starved women might give me a shot?
Would God forgive me for not only joining the swinging community or having frivolous sex out of wedlock?
Will all my messages fall on stony ground despite all the women being thirsty?
Will I fit in in the forums or will my replies and posts be ignored until I bitch about it and go UNLOS?
Do I need therapy?
My head is spinning and the question is do I need help or am I on the right path dear forumites?
I don’t usually lay my soul bare but what harm could it do in such a warm and welcoming place as the Fab forum?you need therapy "
You may be right my therapist needed a therapist after I visited them once!! |
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"As a chronic over thinker myself sometimes you just have to take a leap of faith.
Or
Overthink every post end up rambling on about utter nonsense usually confusing the issue pissing off the forum hierarchy and getting blacklisted by the clique.
But that's just me don't let my reply put you off
Welcome to the site "
I look forward to reading your ramblings and your reply has brought me hope that i won’t be the only one rubbing people up the wrong way accidentally!
Your honesty has made me smile and think i might just stay a while  |
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Tbh my downfall is i overthink everything i do and say in life, I thi k back on conversations Ive had and wonder if I should of said something else..... I have reached similiar point in life where Im finding myself wondering if its too late to change my life and my current situation as im currently really unhappy |
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"Tbh my downfall is i overthink everything i do and say in life, I thi k back on conversations Ive had and wonder if I should of said something else..... I have reached similiar point in life where Im finding myself wondering if its too late to change my life and my current situation as im currently really unhappy "
Sorry to hear that mate.
A few words of advice is it’s never too late and life is short so don’t pass up a good thing when it comes your way.
Also it’s better to make a bad decision than no decision.
Tell yourself you’re going to have a good day because you deserve it 
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You're a virgin so technically you're innocent of everything - the vejayjay and said communication will come when least expected, so it's probably best to dip a shallow finger in as you are doing. |
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By (user no longer on site) 31 weeks ago
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"These questions are not deep.
They do not ponder life.
They are simple musings about you and your chances on FAB
You'll be okay...... promise
As usual, granny nails it "
She gets about |
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"Hey Op, welcome to the forums (I think it's your first thread!).
Granny's wisdom is worth reading most of the time. "
Thank you Meli, polite as always and you’re sort of right 
I think i should put a disclaimer in my posts, if you think, “is he talking the piss”?
I am |
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"I think everyone would benefit from therapy
Some more than others…..count me in the some category "
I still think you have been here before under another name.
Nothing wrong with that. You do feel kind of familiar...... |
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By *aizyWoman 31 weeks ago
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"I think everyone would benefit from therapy
Some more than others…..count me in the some category
I still think you have been here before under another name.
Nothing wrong with that. You do feel kind of familiar...... "
Go on Miss Marple, you'll work out who he used to be! |
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OP, I often find myself wondering:
"If god (take your pick, there's thousands to choose from) were real, what would she do as I came on her tits?"
And then I think:
"Well, she'd probably give me a seductive, suggestive look, thank me, and then scoop up my cum and lick it off her fingers. I'd kiss her, and we'd make love again".
And then I get a bit sad there is no god from the thousands we have invented, because she'd probably be a quite amazing lover.
But not that sad, because there are other equally stunning lovers in this world, and the wider multiverse. |
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"I think everyone would benefit from therapy
Some more than others…..count me in the some category
I still think you have been here before under another name.
Nothing wrong with that. You do feel kind of familiar...... "
Your spidey senses are working well Granny.
Not so new, not someone ducking a lifetime ban just someone who has been hesitant in dipping his toe back into the community.
Just going to enjoy the forums and see if the lifestyle is still for me |
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"I think everyone would benefit from therapy
Some more than others…..count me in the some category
I still think you have been here before under another name.
Nothing wrong with that. You do feel kind of familiar......
Your spidey senses are working well Granny.
Not so new, not someone ducking a lifetime ban just someone who has been hesitant in dipping his toe back into the community.
Just going to enjoy the forums and see if the lifestyle is still for me "
So you have previously been in “the lifestyle” then? |
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You have asked if god will forgive you yet there is zero tangible evidence of the existence of such, therefore just roll with the punches, you me and all are in a space rock flying through nothingness at an unimaginable speed, the scale of everything is too big to wrap your head around, we don’t know what we don’t know, go forth young man, believe in yourself because if you don’t everything falls apart, god does exist by the way, I believe that, I also believe she is on here stalking me right now checking I’m not being blasphemous |
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"I think everyone would benefit from therapy
Some more than others…..count me in the some category
I still think you have been here before under another name.
Nothing wrong with that. You do feel kind of familiar......
Your spidey senses are working well Granny.
Not so new, not someone ducking a lifetime ban just someone who has been hesitant in dipping his toe back into the community.
Just going to enjoy the forums and see if the lifestyle is still for me
So you have previously been in “the lifestyle” then? "
And that’s a yes from me |
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"You have asked if god will forgive you yet there is zero tangible evidence of the existence of such, therefore just roll with the punches, you me and all are in a space rock flying through nothingness at an unimaginable speed, the scale of everything is too big to wrap your head around, we don’t know what we don’t know, go forth young man, believe in yourself because if you don’t everything falls apart, god does exist by the way, I believe that, I also believe she is on here stalking me right now checking I’m not being blasphemous "
Ahhh another philosophical mind, thank you Gregg.
You have given me much to think about.
Maybe God led me here to finally get the taste of a woman or perhaps a series of random chances led me on the path to potentially orgasmic heaven with the fine ladies and couples of Fab.
Your inspirational words have me looking at things in a more cosmic, go with the flow of hedonistic life manner.
I shall take these pearls of wisdom from all your well thought out and intelligent replies and say yeee ha I am going with it.
Just hope others have the same attitude towards me and my experience doesn’t end up as damp squib 
Any more advice on how to be successful on here or even a pity fuck would be welcome  |
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"Im not sure there will be many on this site from Bogata?!
It’s Fab people will travel to the ends of the Earth for a meet….oh that’s just the guys!! "
Based on the cancels and no shows in the last 6 weeks on here I disagree. |
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"OP, I'm looking for a third wheel for my first three way next week.
Pop along, play your part and you'll be pity fucked to within an inch of your life
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My first pity fuck waaaay hey!!!
I wonder if it will be like buses?
You wait ages for one then 10 cum along at once  |
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"Did you not take your pills OP?
You forgot to remind me to take them, you know what happens when I am off my meds mwah
Jesus Christ he’s off his meds 
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I have already started growling at my neighbours and chasing them down while barking!!
A good excuse to hump their leg |
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