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City preppers how would you survive the apocalypse
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By *aizyWoman 30 weeks ago
west midlands |
I think I'd just get a chunk taken out of me early on tbh, life would be much easier as a zombie, don't think I could be bothered with all the running around and hiding, I'd be a pretty lazy zombie tho! |
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By (user no longer on site) 30 weeks ago
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"Dress extra slutty.
Lock myself in a stripper cage and reach a single limb through for minimal mangling before turning.
Be the hottest goth stripper zombie in town  "
If i'm going to die in a zombie apocalypse, I really hope youre the one biting my neck .. what a way to go  |
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As a country dweller, if I got caught in a city during a zombie outbreak my plan is;
1. Arm and protect myself; head for a police station or diy shop
2. Find a food shop and secure it
3. Stay put until the initial situation calms down and you can understand what has happened, the scope of the situation and if there is an offical response
4. Identify a vehicle that you can protect and use to leave the city
I may have a couple of plans already for this type of scenario |
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I'd set up a game of Monopoly. No one ever wants to play Monopoly, so it would either repell the zombies, or worse case scenario they'd sit down for a game, which would give me a three hour window of opportunity to escape  |
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By *929Man 30 weeks ago
newcastle |
"Id just hide in the loft and pull the ladder up like the bloke on night of the living dead did
Can I hide with you ?  "
Haha of course it’s nice up there (window/all plastered out ect ) |
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Hmm, gonna have to admit I've given this more thought than is probably necessary, to the point oldest knows what to do and where to go etc should I not be with him and his siblings when it starts...
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By (user no longer on site) 30 weeks ago
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This is maybe a bit niche, but one of my biggest fears of the zombie apocalypse is the lack of maintenence on my golf course or like the Old Course, St Andrews .. would someone think of the greens !? I'd be gutted if the ZA meant no more golf, just eat me now 
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By (user no longer on site) 30 weeks ago
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"Ram raiding supermarkets and shops for tinned food and bottled water, collecting close family and bunkering down "
Thats juat yellow snow warning behaviour in Scotland  |
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By (user no longer on site) 30 weeks ago
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"Ram raiding supermarkets and shops for tinned food and bottled water, collecting close family and bunkering down "
I've never understood this in movies why people do a run to the supermarket. Why not just live in the supermarket. My Sainsbury's has Argos and habitat home furnishings inside so living in the supermarket would be better than avoiding zombie hordes to get supplies |
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By *zeroMan 30 weeks ago
Glasgow |
"I find the whole notion of a zombie "apocalypse" inherently discriminatory. Surely, there are ways to integrate the undead into our so-called "civil" society."
Shaun of the Dead showed it can eventually work. |
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Hmm might sound daft served in a certain European army and we got loads of empty bunkers with big nice heavy blast doors. Zombie proof - some still with armoured vehicles inside and food rations ( if you like 30 year old army food rations )
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By (user no longer on site) 30 weeks ago
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"First rule of surving a zombie apocalypse.....don't tell anyone what you have stored, what weapons you have or what your plans are. "
According to Columbus, the first rule of surviving is #1 Cardio .. |
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By (user no longer on site) 30 weeks ago
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"First rule of surving a zombie apocalypse.....don't tell anyone what you have stored, what weapons you have or what your plans are.
According to Columbus, the first rule of surviving is #1 Cardio .. "
Shit, didn't realise they thought about a zombie apocalypse back then. Who knew?!  |
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Depends on the apocalypse.
If it's a zombie apocalypse I'd have to take myself out at the beginning. I'm fat and slow, they'd definitely catch me and I don't want to be turned into a zombie (far too much walking for my liking). |
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