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By *nitter OP Woman 30 weeks ago
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Flirt. I'm actually terrible at it. So leave me your best flirting tips here.
What are you not so great at? Maybe you can get some tips to.
Keep it nice people.
Thanks Knitter  **Twirls** |
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By *TG3Man 30 weeks ago
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"Flirt. I'm actually terrible at it. So leave me your best flirting tips here.
What are you not so great at? Maybe you can get some tips to.
Keep it nice people.
Thanks Knitter **Twirls**"
Hello darling cuddle in I'll keep you warm  |
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Back in my early 20s I was a smoker so 'have you got a light?' worked fairly well!
These days I've got nowt 
I'm not great at dancing, cooking, anything remotely artistic, DIY, and gardening... Any takers?  |
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"Flirt. I'm actually terrible at it. So leave me your best flirting tips here.
What are you not so great at? Maybe you can get some tips to.
Keep it nice people.
Thanks Knitter **Twirls**"
Body language is everything.
The you have the range 12ft,6ft,2ft circle, then the lean in and touch.
So, look around. If someone moves closer, they are interested.
Tempt with the eye gaze. If someone looks at you, 2 second eye hold, then look away, repeat with a slight smile.
If they are interested they'll move closer.
If they get to two foot, it's conversation time, open body facing you, leaning in holding eye gaze, mirroring movements are all signs they like you.
If they lean in and touch. You have them.
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One of my carefully planned moves is usually accidentally on purpose slightly touching them somehow. My foot/shoe rubbing their leg, accidentally brushing up against them, holding onto their arm to steady myself, or just some other way casually touching them lightly and for a very short period. |
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By *agatoXXXMan 30 weeks ago
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"Back in my early 20s I was a smoker so 'have you got a light?' worked fairly well!
These days I've got nowt
I'm not great at dancing, cooking, anything remotely artistic, DIY, and gardening... Any takers? "
I'm into photography, and in a museum cafe with my camera sitting beside me, two of the waiting staff came over(separately)and asked me about it, and my pictures.
After we finished and were leaving, my 11 year old grandaughter said "I think you were getting chatted up, grandad"... I was oblivious.  |
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By *nitter OP Woman 30 weeks ago
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"I’m told I do not have a good poker face when it comes to being annoyed. Maybe my eyes glow red or something lol.
Also not very good at the whole resealable chocolate bar thing. "
The choc thing is over rated but if the poker face thing, take a sip of your drink when you feel annoyed, it works. I got that tip from a friend who say I wear my emotions on my face  |
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By *nitter OP Woman 30 weeks ago
the land of tall tales and yarn |
"Flirt. I'm actually terrible at it. So leave me your best flirting tips here.
What are you not so great at? Maybe you can get some tips to.
Keep it nice people.
Thanks Knitter **Twirls**Hello darling cuddle in I'll keep you warm "
**throws arms open** dang it works |
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By *nitter OP Woman 30 weeks ago
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"Back in my early 20s I was a smoker so 'have you got a light?' worked fairly well!
These days I've got nowt
I'm not great at dancing, cooking, anything remotely artistic, DIY, and gardening... Any takers? "
I'm quite sure you are excellent at lots of things. What about twirling? |
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I once asked a woman at a bar if she had a light, quickly explained I didn't smoke anymore even as she produced one and that I was just looking for a reason to say Hi. With a bit of a smile and an opportunity to politely no thanks me. Did have a lovely chat and a good night so must have been an alright one |
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I had a date where I got too d*unk due to nerves, insisted on buying a kebab with extra garlic sauce, proceeded to drop some of said kebab in his car. And then invited him in to mine (fuck knows why he came in?!). I then put Crocodile Dundee on the telly. Needless to say, didn't hear from him again...
So yeah - don't do that! ^  |
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By *nitter OP Woman 30 weeks ago
the land of tall tales and yarn |
"Flirt. I'm actually terrible at it. So leave me your best flirting tips here.
What are you not so great at? Maybe you can get some tips to.
Keep it nice people.
Thanks Knitter **Twirls**
Body language is everything.
The you have the range 12ft,6ft,2ft circle, then the lean in and touch.
So, look around. If someone moves closer, they are interested.
Tempt with the eye gaze. If someone looks at you, 2 second eye hold, then look away, repeat with a slight smile.
If they are interested they'll move closer.
If they get to two foot, it's conversation time, open body facing you, leaning in holding eye gaze, mirroring movements are all signs they like you.
If they lean in and touch. You have them.
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Why thank you kindly that's some good guidance |
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Walk past them, perform a genteel bottom burp, then look over your shoulder, flutter your eyelashes, and say:
"Well stud, if your cock was in my ass that wouldn't have happened".
It's GUARANTEED!!
To...uhm...do something.. |
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By *nitter OP Woman 30 weeks ago
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"Flirting - I am very successful at this, I take my club along, one single tap on the girls head and I can pick her up straight away! "
**rummaged around for a club, "dang where did I put my golf bag** |
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By *nitter OP Woman 30 weeks ago
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"One of my carefully planned moves is usually accidentally on purpose slightly touching them somehow. My foot/shoe rubbing their leg, accidentally brushing up against them, holding onto their arm to steady myself, or just some other way casually touching them lightly and for a very short period. "
Well I could give it a try, I'm a bit clumsy so I'll avoid the face for fear of poking them in thr eye |
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By *TG3Man 30 weeks ago
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"Flirt. I'm actually terrible at it. So leave me your best flirting tips here.
What are you not so great at? Maybe you can get some tips to.
Keep it nice people.
Thanks Knitter **Twirls**Hello darling cuddle in I'll keep you warm
**throws arms open** dang it works"
see they don't call me the Dali Llama for nothing ya know |
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I once asked a woman at a bar if she had a light, quickly explained I didn't smoke anymore even as she produced one and that I was just looking for a reason to say Hi. With a bit of a smile and an opportunity to politely no thanks me. Did have a lovely chat and a good night so must have been an alright one |
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By *nitter OP Woman 30 weeks ago
the land of tall tales and yarn |
"Back in my early 20s I was a smoker so 'have you got a light?' worked fairly well!
These days I've got nowt
I'm not great at dancing, cooking, anything remotely artistic, DIY, and gardening... Any takers?
I'm into photography, and in a museum cafe with my camera sitting beside me, two of the waiting staff came over(separately)and asked me about it, and my pictures.
After we finished and were leaving, my 11 year old grandaughter said "I think you were getting chatted up, grandad"... I was oblivious. "
Ahhhh that's really kind of cool |
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By *nitter OP Woman 30 weeks ago
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"I once asked a woman at a bar if she had a light, quickly explained I didn't smoke anymore even as she produced one and that I was just looking for a reason to say Hi. With a bit of a smile and an opportunity to politely no thanks me. Did have a lovely chat and a good night so must have been an alright one "
That's sort of a sweet line  |
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By *nitter OP Woman 30 weeks ago
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"I had a date where I got too d*unk due to nerves, insisted on buying a kebab with extra garlic sauce, proceeded to drop some of said kebab in his car. And then invited him in to mine (fuck knows why he came in?!). I then put Crocodile Dundee on the telly. Needless to say, didn't hear from him again...
So yeah - don't do that! ^ "
I'm actually crying reading that. Too funny |
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My wife is good at flirting,very touchy feely with guy ,lots of her biting and I licking her lips when in conversation with a guy ,body language is essential she does it very well,also maybe her top button may be undone whilst chatting,claiming she's getting a bit hot whilst chatting,I think this is flirting seems to work, |
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By *nitter OP Woman 30 weeks ago
the land of tall tales and yarn |
"Walk past them, perform a genteel bottom burp, then look over your shoulder, flutter your eyelashes, and say:
"Well stud, if your cock was in my ass that wouldn't have happened".
It's GUARANTEED!!
To...uhm...do something.."
Thank you I'm not sure that's my style but I appreciate the input |
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By *nitter OP Woman 30 weeks ago
the land of tall tales and yarn |
"Flirt. I'm actually terrible at it. So leave me your best flirting tips here.
What are you not so great at? Maybe you can get some tips to.
Keep it nice people.
Thanks Knitter **Twirls**Hello darling cuddle in I'll keep you warm
**throws arms open** dang it workssee they don't call me the Dali Llama for nothing ya know "
So can I get a huggle or what? |
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By *nitter OP Woman 30 weeks ago
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"My wife is good at flirting,very touchy feely with guy ,lots of her biting and I licking her lips when in conversation with a guy ,body language is essential she does it very well,also maybe her top button may be undone whilst chatting,claiming she's getting a bit hot whilst chatting,I think this is flirting seems to work,"
Noted thanks for the tips |
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"Flirting. I think you’re supposed to touch randomly & giggle. Dunno much past that.
I’m not very good at moderation.
Don’t you just lick and nibble your lips in a sensual way? "
I would probably just exude some kind of cannibalism vibe…. |
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Flirting 101
Make intense eye contact. Do not speak. Raise your right hand, make a circle with your thumb and finger. Raise left hand and poke finger through circle. Repeat 5 times.
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By (user no longer on site) 30 weeks ago
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"I had a date where I got too d*unk due to nerves, insisted on buying a kebab with extra garlic sauce, proceeded to drop some of said kebab in his car. And then invited him in to mine (fuck knows why he came in?!). I then put Crocodile Dundee on the telly. Needless to say, didn't hear from him again...
So yeah - don't do that! ^ "
You had me at kebab. Crocodile Dundee just sealed the deal! Probably would have found me asleep on your sofa if the film started between 20.00 and 22.00 (just resting my eyes honest) |
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"Flirt. I'm actually terrible at it. So leave me your best flirting tips here.
What are you not so great at? Maybe you can get some tips to.
Keep it nice people.
Thanks Knitter **Twirls**
Body language is everything.
The you have the range 12ft,6ft,2ft circle, then the lean in and touch.
So, look around. If someone moves closer, they are interested.
Tempt with the eye gaze. If someone looks at you, 2 second eye hold, then look away, repeat with a slight smile.
If they are interested they'll move closer.
If they get to two foot, it's conversation time, open body facing you, leaning in holding eye gaze, mirroring movements are all signs they like you.
If they lean in and touch. You have them.
Why thank you kindly that's some good guidance "
Your welcome.. of course there is always the bend and snap!! |
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By *nitter OP Woman 30 weeks ago
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"Flirting 101
Make intense eye contact. Do not speak. Raise your right hand, make a circle with your thumb and finger. Raise left hand and poke finger through circle. Repeat 5 times.
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I just squirted diet from my nose. Too funny |
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"Knitter I tend to go for the direct approach and ask if they want a snog
I'm sure you don't get told no but if I did I would be mortified "
It happens. I think it’s a great ice breaker. If they don’t like it move on to the next victim  |
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"Stare directly in to their eyes while you pick your nose
Hades
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And that will make men want to sleep with me?"
It's certainly an ice breaker - If you want that person to speak with you.
It might, however, prove intriguing to the people you wouldn't want to speak with.
Many people will simply offer you a tissue. |
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By *nitter OP Woman 30 weeks ago
the land of tall tales and yarn |
"Flirt. I'm actually terrible at it. So leave me your best flirting tips here.
What are you not so great at? Maybe you can get some tips to.
Keep it nice people.
Thanks Knitter **Twirls**
Body language is everything.
The you have the range 12ft,6ft,2ft circle, then the lean in and touch.
So, look around. If someone moves closer, they are interested.
Tempt with the eye gaze. If someone looks at you, 2 second eye hold, then look away, repeat with a slight smile.
If they are interested they'll move closer.
If they get to two foot, it's conversation time, open body facing you, leaning in holding eye gaze, mirroring movements are all signs they like you.
If they lean in and touch. You have them.
Why thank you kindly that's some good guidance
Your welcome.. of course there is always the bend and snap!! "
I'd probably do myself an injury |
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By *nitter OP Woman 30 weeks ago
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"Knitter I tend to go for the direct approach and ask if they want a snog
I'm sure you don't get told no but if I did I would be mortified
It happens. I think it’s a great ice breaker. If they don’t like it move on to the next victim "
Well they do say fortune favours the bold |
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By *nitter OP Woman 30 weeks ago
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"Stare directly in to their eyes while you pick your nose
Hades
x
And that will make men want to sleep with me?
It's certainly an ice breaker - If you want that person to speak with you.
It might, however, prove intriguing to the people you wouldn't want to speak with.
Many people will simply offer you a tissue. "
I'll get that one in my back pocket |
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"Knitter I tend to go for the direct approach and ask if they want a snog "
Or the other direct approach is to stand behind a bloke in MaccieDs and then when his order arrives, say "do you want to share that? Actually, I am sure you don't want that burger, let me show you how its done". Bound to get a response. |
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"Knitter I tend to go for the direct approach and ask if they want a snog
Or the other direct approach is to stand behind a bloke in MaccieDs and then when his order arrives, say "do you want to share that? Actually, I am sure you don't want that burger, let me show you how its done". Bound to get a response. "
I never share Big Macs. Fact |
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How much of the initial flirting happens on platforms similar to this?
I don't think we've lost any of our desire to flirt, just that we would rather not bother people in cafes who are not interested. |
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By *TG3Man 30 weeks ago
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"Flirt. I'm actually terrible at it. So leave me your best flirting tips here.
What are you not so great at? Maybe you can get some tips to.
Keep it nice people.
Thanks Knitter **Twirls**Hello darling cuddle in I'll keep you warm
**throws arms open** dang it workssee they don't call me the Dali Llama for nothing ya know
So can I get a huggle or what?"
You certainly can, arms are open just dive in |
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By *nitter OP Woman 30 weeks ago
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"Friend of mine famously went up to girls every night we went out and asked if they wanted a shag. Five slaps and one shag most nights, I think he was happy with the ratio"
Goodness he must have been concussed |
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By *nitter OP Woman 30 weeks ago
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"Knitter I tend to go for the direct approach and ask if they want a snog
Or the other direct approach is to stand behind a bloke in MaccieDs and then when his order arrives, say "do you want to share that? Actually, I am sure you don't want that burger, let me show you how its done". Bound to get a response. "
Now is this only McD or will any fine food establishment work? |
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I have no idea how it works, but most times I meet women from Fab somehow go from ‘let’s meet for a drink’ to ‘kiss me again, right now’ so something’s definitely happening in the middle. I think it might be flirting. |
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By *nitter OP Woman 30 weeks ago
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"Flirting. I don't think so. I don't know if I do flirt.
OP, keep doing what you're doing. You have your own twirly, glittery way of flirting. "
Does silly qualify, if so I'm freaking AWESOME |
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By *nitter OP Woman 30 weeks ago
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"Knitter I tend to go for the direct approach and ask if they want a snog
Or the other direct approach is to stand behind a bloke in MaccieDs and then when his order arrives, say "do you want to share that? Actually, I am sure you don't want that burger, let me show you how its done". Bound to get a response.
I never share Big Macs. Fact "
I hear that |
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"Flirt. I'm actually terrible at it. So leave me your best flirting tips here.
What are you not so great at? Maybe you can get some tips to.
Keep it nice people.
Thanks Knitter **Twirls**"
Mrs Bang Bang is also awful at flirting. And doesn't know when people are flirting at her.
I'm not so good at many things |
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By *nitter OP Woman 30 weeks ago
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"I'm utterly horrible at flirting. I go into a full on panic.
It's a lot easier when the women is flirting back but, I'm completely useless at picking up 'signals' so... I'm doomed really."
Not doomed don't say that. Just keep reading this thread |
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By *nitter OP Woman 30 weeks ago
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"How much of the initial flirting happens on platforms similar to this?
I don't think we've lost any of our desire to flirt, just that we would rather not bother people in cafes who are not interested. "
I'm not even good online  |
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By *nitter OP Woman 30 weeks ago
the land of tall tales and yarn |
"Flirt. I'm actually terrible at it. So leave me your best flirting tips here.
What are you not so great at? Maybe you can get some tips to.
Keep it nice people.
Thanks Knitter **Twirls**Hello darling cuddle in I'll keep you warm
**throws arms open** dang it workssee they don't call me the Dali Llama for nothing ya know
So can I get a huggle or what?You certainly can, arms are open just dive in "
**snuggles up** |
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By *nitter OP Woman 30 weeks ago
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"I have no idea how it works, but most times I meet women from Fab somehow go from ‘let’s meet for a drink’ to ‘kiss me again, right now’ so something’s definitely happening in the middle. I think it might be flirting."
That's not advice that's showing off  |
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By *nitter OP Woman 30 weeks ago
the land of tall tales and yarn |
"Flirt. I'm actually terrible at it. So leave me your best flirting tips here.
What are you not so great at? Maybe you can get some tips to.
Keep it nice people.
Thanks Knitter **Twirls**
Mrs Bang Bang is also awful at flirting. And doesn't know when people are flirting at her.
I'm not so good at many things "
Perhaps we will learn together from the helpful folks on this thread |
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By *nitter OP Woman 30 weeks ago
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"In person, after rum, I'm awesome. Any other time I'm terrible.
**pops off to the liquor cabinet to fine the rum**
*waves bottle of Havana 7 at the two of you*"
Ohhhhhh hello **moves forward with a gentle sway of the hips, trips over own feet and lands at RGTS** |
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"How much of the initial flirting happens on platforms similar to this?
I don't think we've lost any of our desire to flirt, just that we would rather not bother people in cafes who are not interested.
I'm not even good online "
Some people can simply be themselves and they will attract the people they need to be in their lives.
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By *nitter OP Woman 30 weeks ago
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"How much of the initial flirting happens on platforms similar to this?
I don't think we've lost any of our desire to flirt, just that we would rather not bother people in cafes who are not interested.
I'm not even good online
Some people can simply be themselves and they will attract the people they need to be in their lives.
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So just be myself ? Oh dear |
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"How much of the initial flirting happens on platforms similar to this?
I don't think we've lost any of our desire to flirt, just that we would rather not bother people in cafes who are not interested.
I'm not even good online
Some people can simply be themselves and they will attract the people they need to be in their lives.
So just be myself ? Oh dear"
I very much doubt that. Or, if all else fails, knit yourself a cozy blanket, put the kettle on, and read a good book. |
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"I have no idea how it works, but most times I meet women from Fab somehow go from ‘let’s meet for a drink’ to ‘kiss me again, right now’ so something’s definitely happening in the middle. I think it might be flirting."
Or the alcohol… |
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By *TG3Man 30 weeks ago
Dorchester |
"Flirt. I'm actually terrible at it. So leave me your best flirting tips here.
What are you not so great at? Maybe you can get some tips to.
Keep it nice people.
Thanks Knitter **Twirls**Hello darling cuddle in I'll keep you warm
**throws arms open** dang it workssee they don't call me the Dali Llama for nothing ya know
So can I get a huggle or what?You certainly can, arms are open just dive in
**snuggles up**"
I could do with a cuddle right now, nothing else just a cuddle |
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"Or the alcohol…
Good point. Maybe it’s just the booze. Maybe I’m a terrible flirt.
Wanna try a sober date, as a control experiment?"
I’m in. For science.
This may be the first time I’ve ever been a control…. |
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"Just here for the tips, I'm clueless 
Just the tip? That’s not like you.
I see no point in doing things by half measures "
I think 'just the tip' is what experimenting young Mormons do - they also call it "letting it soak" - does sound like half measures though to me |
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"Flirting 101
Make intense eye contact. Do not speak. Raise your right hand, make a circle with your thumb and finger. Raise left hand and poke finger through circle. Repeat 5 times.
I just squirted diet from my nose. Too funny"
Apologies for making your nostrils sting! |
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By *nitter OP Woman 30 weeks ago
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"Some people have no need of it, their natural persona is like a magnetic field.
But I'm not those people
I can only speak from personal experience, I find you to be."
Thank you |
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By *nitter OP Woman 30 weeks ago
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"How much of the initial flirting happens on platforms similar to this?
I don't think we've lost any of our desire to flirt, just that we would rather not bother people in cafes who are not interested.
I'm not even good online
Some people can simply be themselves and they will attract the people they need to be in their lives.
So just be myself ? Oh dear
I very much doubt that. Or, if all else fails, knit yourself a cozy blanket, put the kettle on, and read a good book. "
Can I have wine instead of tea? |
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By *nitter OP Woman 30 weeks ago
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"Ohhhhhh hello **moves forward with a gentle sway of the hips, trips over own feet and lands at RGTS**
See? You’re good at this. Letting me help you up. Maybe keep hold of your hand for a minute afterwards. Look you in the eyes. Then remember what you actually came over for and pour you a rum."
Why are your hands sticky? |
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By *nitter OP Woman 30 weeks ago
the land of tall tales and yarn |
"Flirt. I'm actually terrible at it. So leave me your best flirting tips here.
What are you not so great at? Maybe you can get some tips to.
Keep it nice people.
Thanks Knitter **Twirls**Hello darling cuddle in I'll keep you warm
**throws arms open** dang it workssee they don't call me the Dali Llama for nothing ya know
So can I get a huggle or what?You certainly can, arms are open just dive in
**snuggles up**I could do with a cuddle right now, nothing else just a cuddle "
Well move over then |
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By *nitter OP Woman 30 weeks ago
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"Flirting 101
Make intense eye contact. Do not speak. Raise your right hand, make a circle with your thumb and finger. Raise left hand and poke finger through circle. Repeat 5 times.
I just squirted diet from my nose. Too funny
Apologies for making your nostrils sting!"
Totally worth it |
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By *nitter OP Woman 30 weeks ago
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"Here's my best line. 100% guaranteed to get you laid.
"Are you from South London as I saw your arse cheeks and thought Clapham"
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I'm not sure I'd be brave enough to use it but it sure did make me laugh |
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"How much of the initial flirting happens on platforms similar to this?
I don't think we've lost any of our desire to flirt, just that we would rather not bother people in cafes who are not interested.
I'm not even good online
Some people can simply be themselves and they will attract the people they need to be in their lives.
So just be myself ? Oh dear
I very much doubt that. Or, if all else fails, knit yourself a cozy blanket, put the kettle on, and read a good book.
Can I have wine instead of tea?"
Pinot Noir or Malbec? |
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By *nitter OP Woman 30 weeks ago
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"How much of the initial flirting happens on platforms similar to this?
I don't think we've lost any of our desire to flirt, just that we would rather not bother people in cafes who are not interested.
I'm not even good online
Some people can simply be themselves and they will attract the people they need to be in their lives.
So just be myself ? Oh dear
I very much doubt that. Or, if all else fails, knit yourself a cozy blanket, put the kettle on, and read a good book.
Can I have wine instead of tea?
Pinot Noir or Malbec? "
Well a Malbec foe sure. But how did you know I was a red girl. Damn it are you in thr bushes again? |
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By *nitter OP Woman 30 weeks ago
the land of tall tales and yarn |
"Here's my best line. 100% guaranteed to get you laid.
"Are you from South London as I saw your arse cheeks and thought Clapham"
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UNLOS? Wait what why why. That was faf |
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