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Some will. Some will slightly raise the bar |
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Some will some think they will and some will never get any ! |
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No. Many men are jokey and put on bravado about it but in reality ..... most men are self respecting. |
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Not true, they got to have a pulse at least  |
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"No. Many men are jokey and put on bravado about it but in reality ..... most men are self respecting. "
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"No. Many men are jokey and put on bravado about it but in reality ..... most men are self respecting.
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but beware the triple sniggerer ..... he'd be up your bum quicker than a yer ma up The Asda sale. |
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Not anything.
I prefer only other human beings. |
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"No. Many men are jokey and put on bravado about it but in reality ..... most men are self respecting.
but beware the triple sniggerer ..... he'd be up your bum quicker than a yer ma up The Asda sale."
You’d be hanging over the freezer section trying to grab an imaginary bag of frozen chips in a heartbeat  |
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If they're horny enough the hole in a pineapple ring looks tempting. |
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"If they're horny enough the hole in a pineapple ring looks tempting."
Ha ha how true  |
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"No. Many men are jokey and put on bravado about it but in reality ..... most men are self respecting.
but beware the triple sniggerer ..... he'd be up your bum quicker than a yer ma up The Asda sale.
You’d be hanging over the freezer section trying to grab an imaginary bag of frozen chips in a heartbeat "
Or lubin' up with a jar of Hellmans Real Mayo and gluggin' a bottle of Martell to dull the pain ...... |
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I’d shag a dinner plate if it had a crack  |
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By *avinaTVTV/TS 31 weeks ago
Transsexual Transylvania |
Yup - the number of "straight" guys who say they want to shag me...  |
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I’ve built a whole “fab career” based solely on that hope |
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"I’d shag a dinner plate if it had a crack "
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By *nc31Man 31 weeks ago
uxbridge |
Lots of straight guys we have met 100% straight aparently. I've sucked with gf and some even say prefer me sucking.. straight yeah right. But yes some will do anything lol |
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Im very picky with the women I have sex with |
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Some guys just like to up the danger and go for a hole in the garden fence.
Think glory hole with added … something. |
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"Im very picky with the women I have sex with"
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What's the secret to your suck-sex? If you tell me yours then I'll tell you mine. |
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"…… won’t they
Love and Peace  "
nope they really won't. I've been turned down many times
Cali |
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By *1876Man 30 weeks ago
Dudley |
"Some guys just like to up the danger and go for a hole in the garden fence.
Think glory hole with added … something. "
Easiest way to get wood |
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"Some will some think they will and some will never get any !"
My friend’s husband REALLY believes he’s good to his wife for not cheating on her. I think he has no idea how difficult it is for a boring, out of shape bloke in his mid 40s to actually get sex. He should be so grateful to her, without her he’d be on his own weeping into his crusty wank-sock |
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By *1876Man 30 weeks ago
Dudley |
"Some will some think they will and some will never get any !
My friend’s husband REALLY believes he’s good to his wife for not cheating on her. I think he has no idea how difficult it is for a boring, out of shape bloke in his mid 40s to actually get sex. He should be so grateful to her, without her he’d be on his own weeping into his crusty wank-sock "
Have you seen this sock? Is it a particularly nice one? |
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"Some will some think they will and some will never get any !
My friend’s husband REALLY believes he’s good to his wife for not cheating on her. I think he has no idea how difficult it is for a boring, out of shape bloke in his mid 40s to actually get sex. He should be so grateful to her, without her he’d be on his own weeping into his crusty wank-sock
Have you seen this sock? Is it a particularly nice one?"
I don’t think I’ve seen enough crusty wank socks to give a valid opinion. What does yours look like?  |
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"Some will some think they will and some will never get any !
My friend’s husband REALLY believes he’s good to his wife for not cheating on her. I think he has no idea how difficult it is for a boring, out of shape bloke in his mid 40s to actually get sex. He should be so grateful to her, without her he’d be on his own weeping into his crusty wank-sock "
Yes, I do genuinely believe some fellas think they've still 'got it'. When they never really had it |
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By *1876Man 30 weeks ago
Dudley |
"Some will some think they will and some will never get any !
My friend’s husband REALLY believes he’s good to his wife for not cheating on her. I think he has no idea how difficult it is for a boring, out of shape bloke in his mid 40s to actually get sex. He should be so grateful to her, without her he’d be on his own weeping into his crusty wank-sock
Have you seen this sock? Is it a particularly nice one?
I don’t think I’ve seen enough crusty wank socks to give a valid opinion. What does yours look like? "
Mine's a very fetching Argyle sock. Not so crusty now that I've given it it's six-monthly wash  |
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"Some will some think they will and some will never get any !
My friend’s husband REALLY believes he’s good to his wife for not cheating on her. I think he has no idea how difficult it is for a boring, out of shape bloke in his mid 40s to actually get sex. He should be so grateful to her, without her he’d be on his own weeping into his crusty wank-sock "
HAHAHAHAHA  |
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By *1876Man 30 weeks ago
Dudley |
"Some will some think they will and some will never get any !
My friend’s husband REALLY believes he’s good to his wife for not cheating on her. I think he has no idea how difficult it is for a boring, out of shape bloke in his mid 40s to actually get sex. He should be so grateful to her, without her he’d be on his own weeping into his crusty wank-sock
HAHAHAHAHA "
With a little "hahahahaha" tagged on the end of that too |
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"Some will some think they will and some will never get any !
My friend’s husband REALLY believes he’s good to his wife for not cheating on her. I think he has no idea how difficult it is for a boring, out of shape bloke in his mid 40s to actually get sex. He should be so grateful to her, without her he’d be on his own weeping into his crusty wank-sock
Have you seen this sock? Is it a particularly nice one?
I don’t think I’ve seen enough crusty wank socks to give a valid opinion. What does yours look like?
Mine's a very fetching Argyle sock. Not so crusty now that I've given it it's six-monthly wash "
And it’s not even June yet! You’re really on top of your game |
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By *1876Man 30 weeks ago
Dudley |
"Some will some think they will and some will never get any !
My friend’s husband REALLY believes he’s good to his wife for not cheating on her. I think he has no idea how difficult it is for a boring, out of shape bloke in his mid 40s to actually get sex. He should be so grateful to her, without her he’d be on his own weeping into his crusty wank-sock
Have you seen this sock? Is it a particularly nice one?
I don’t think I’ve seen enough crusty wank socks to give a valid opinion. What does yours look like?
Mine's a very fetching Argyle sock. Not so crusty now that I've given it it's six-monthly wash
And it’s not even June yet! You’re really on top of your game "
I like to make an effort for a lady |
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I’ve reported your comment Lee. The forums enjoy a bit of light hearted teasing but I think you’ve crossed a line here. I doubt RV is actually bothered but there’s no need for abuse |
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"I’ve reported your comment Lee. The forums enjoy a bit of light hearted teasing but I think you’ve crossed a line here. I doubt RV is actually bothered but there’s no need for abuse "
Thanks gorgeous, but he'd need to try harder to upset me.
Some women, however, will be upset or offended by his comments.When will boys ever learn to play nice? Xx |
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And that’s why the post says blokes will ahh anything ??hope your brownie points work |
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"I’ve reported your comment Lee. The forums enjoy a bit of light hearted teasing but I think you’ve crossed a line here. I doubt RV is actually bothered but there’s no need for abuse
Thanks gorgeous, but he'd need to try harder to upset me.
Some women, however, will be upset or offended by his comments.When will boys ever learn to play nice? Xx"
Right, I’m glad you’re not bothered (didn’t think you would be!) but it’s not on x |
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"Another internet warrior"
You are a child! Unnecessary abuse and quoting animated films as that’s your level I suppose. No one is going to be offended by your weak jibes.
You say keyboard warrior. !!! Wtf. You couldn’t hit water if you fell out of a boat so stop abusing women and crawl back into your hole you Mutant |
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If no one was offended then there would be no replies |
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Seems he's an equal opportunities offender |
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"You say all that and block me you jellyfish "
jelly fish !!! What you on too little mermaid digs now? I’ve been called lots of things but a jelly fish has got to be the most pathetic I’ve ever heard.
Yes of course I’ve blocked you because me and most decent nice people on here don’t want cunts like you on here. Your posts were unrelated to the subject matter and you just started being a prick and still continue. It’s actually funny. |
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"You say all that and block me you jellyfish
jelly fish !!! What you on too little mermaid digs now? I’ve been called lots of things but a jelly fish has got to be the most pathetic I’ve ever heard.
Yes of course I’ve blocked you because me and most decent nice people on here don’t want cunts like you on here. Your posts were unrelated to the subject matter and you just started being a prick and still continue. It’s actually funny. "
jelly fish means you’ve got no back bone..can type shit but then can’t take a reply |
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"You say all that and block me you jellyfish
jelly fish !!! What you on too little mermaid digs now? I’ve been called lots of things but a jelly fish has got to be the most pathetic I’ve ever heard.
Yes of course I’ve blocked you because me and most decent nice people on here don’t want cunts like you on here. Your posts were unrelated to the subject matter and you just started being a prick and still continue. It’s actually funny. jelly fish means you’ve got no back bone..can type shit but then can’t take a reply "
Just go to bed and let the grown ups talk. You know you'll be grumpy tomorrow if you don't get a nice rest |
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"…… won’t they
Love and Peace "
Less derailing.
But yes!! MOST will  |
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"You say all that and block me you jellyfish
jelly fish !!! What you on too little mermaid digs now? I’ve been called lots of things but a jelly fish has got to be the most pathetic I’ve ever heard.
Yes of course I’ve blocked you because me and most decent nice people on here don’t want cunts like you on here. Your posts were unrelated to the subject matter and you just started being a prick and still continue. It’s actually funny. jelly fish means you’ve got no back bone..can type shit but then can’t take a reply "
I’m replying to you aren’t I ? That’s big coming from a weak man that sends horrible messages to single women. What are you getting out of this??? Is it just some attention you crave and you don’t mind if it’s negative attention. |
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"It’s actually funny. jelly fish means you’ve got no back bone..can type shit but then can’t take a reply "
These are the forums. They’re meant for hanging out and chattering, not for entrenched battles. The culture here is polite and genteel teasing with tongue-in-cheek compliments and flirting. Please calm down and chill |
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"You say all that and block me you jellyfish
jelly fish !!! What you on too little mermaid digs now? I’ve been called lots of things but a jelly fish has got to be the most pathetic I’ve ever heard.
Yes of course I’ve blocked you because me and most decent nice people on here don’t want cunts like you on here. Your posts were unrelated to the subject matter and you just started being a prick and still continue. It’s actually funny. jelly fish means you’ve got no back bone..can type shit but then can’t take a reply
I’m replying to you aren’t I ? That’s big coming from a weak man that sends horrible messages to single women. What are you getting out of this??? Is it just some attention you crave and you don’t mind if it’s negative attention. "
I hope this post gets you some pussy |
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"It’s actually funny. jelly fish means you’ve got no back bone..can type shit but then can’t take a reply
These are the forums. They’re meant for hanging out and chattering, not for entrenched battles. The culture here is polite and genteel teasing with tongue-in-cheek compliments and flirting. Please calm down and chill "
I agree |
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"…… won’t they
Love and Peace nope they really won't. I've been turned down many times
Cali"
Their loss, coz I'd be all over you like a rash |
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By *T89Man 30 weeks ago
Llandudno |
nope, i couldnt unless actracted |
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By *pa-LoverMan 30 weeks ago
Princes Risborough |
"nope, i couldnt unless actracted"
Ditto. |
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Very few in my experience. Three I would say I have met, who would fall into that category.
One of which was very proud of this accomplishment and would be sure to recount the tales to the crowd at ritual gatherings, as a demonstration of his virility. There would be much rejoicing.
Alas, I am neither able or desirous of this super-power. In fact, I would say I am quite far from it and it is rare that I find someone that I would like, as you say: to shag. |
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Well that took a turn very quickly !  |
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"Tbh there is some ugly women on here "
You have butthurt? No you don't have to answer that I already know but you do have butthurt though don't you?
You don't have to answer.
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By *heelerMan 30 weeks ago
Northants |
Err yes i think i would be up 4 that |
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Depends if it's been a while.
And it has been a while |
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"If they're horny enough the hole in a pineapple ring looks tempting."
lol so true and funny |
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"If they're horny enough the hole in a pineapple ring looks tempting.
lol so true and funny "
Pineapple rings are to big a hole, I'd have to settle for a polo mint |
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By (user no longer on site) 30 weeks ago
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Always |
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"If they're horny enough the hole in a pineapple ring looks tempting.
lol so true and funny
Pineapple rings are to big a hole, I'd have to settle for a polo mint "
Och sorry to hear that |
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A lot will, literally anything |
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By *usie pTV/TS 30 weeks ago
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Most will only try the pineapple ring once, that pineapple juice stings. |
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By *TG3Man 30 weeks ago
Dorchester |
"No. Many men are jokey and put on bravado about it but in reality ..... most men are self respecting. "
Thankyou Granny we are |
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Some would happily shag a not even a 6 begging for sex on a basement site like this, until she says no of course, then they're far above that slag |
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By (user no longer on site) 30 weeks ago
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"I'm in the basement "
I was here first (please go back up to level 6) |
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If I’m horny I’d fuck the crack of dawn |
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"If I’m horny I’d fuck the crack of dawn "
Better ask Dawn if she minds first lol |
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By *agatoXXXMan 30 weeks ago
Gone and completely forgotten. |
"I'm in the basement "
I bet there's a sub-basement. |
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By *avexxMan 30 weeks ago
cheshire |
"If I’m horny I’d fuck the crack of dawn
Better ask Dawn if she minds first lol"
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"I'm in the basement
I bet there's a sub-basement."
Or a sub in a basement |
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By *agatoXXXMan 30 weeks ago
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"I'm in the basement
I bet there's a sub-basement.
Or a sub in a basement "
Probably, but knowing my lick. It'd be a bloke. |
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"I'm in the basement
I bet there's a sub-basement.
Or a sub in a basement
Probably, but knowing my lick. It'd be a bloke. "
So so many of them. |
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By *usie pTV/TS 30 weeks ago
taunton |
A totally blacked out basement is great fun |
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"…… won’t they
Love and Peace "
Well not everything. It's just these ladies won't leave me alone |
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When I see a profile or a guy says to me "I don't have a type" I automatically think 'yeah, he ain't fussy, just wants anyone that will give it' so I tend to steer clear of those, I might have missed out on some amazing meets with that mentally. |
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"…… won’t they
Love and Peace "
Some will, some won't. |
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By *1876Man 30 weeks ago
Dudley |
"…… won’t they
Love and Peace
Some will, some won't. "
Some need a lotta lovin' and some don't |
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By *1876Man 30 weeks ago
Dudley |
"When I see a profile or a guy says to me "I don't have a type" I automatically think 'yeah, he ain't fussy, just wants anyone that will give it' so I tend to steer clear of those, I might have missed out on some amazing meets with that mentally. "
That's be true with some of them...but with others, it might literally just be that they're easy-going and really don't have a specific type |
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"When I see a profile or a guy says to me "I don't have a type" I automatically think 'yeah, he ain't fussy, just wants anyone that will give it' so I tend to steer clear of those, I might have missed out on some amazing meets with that mentally. "
It's all about me obvs
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"…… won’t they
Love and Peace "
Not all....have to have some kind of mental connection as well as fancy the person.
One of my first meets on here over 10yrs ago...made that mistake. Never again |
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"When I see a profile or a guy says to me "I don't have a type" I automatically think 'yeah, he ain't fussy, just wants anyone that will give it' so I tend to steer clear of those, I might have missed out on some amazing meets with that mentally. "
I don’t have a specific “type” looks wise but that doesn’t mean I’m not fussy.
For me personally it’s about how you can converse and connect with each other.
The mental stimulation is far more superior |
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"…… won’t they
Love and Peace "
Bend over |
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"When I see a profile or a guy says to me "I don't have a type" I automatically think 'yeah, he ain't fussy, just wants anyone that will give it' so I tend to steer clear of those, I might have missed out on some amazing meets with that mentally. "
Does that apply to all the women who say exactly the same in their profiles?
I've seen lots that say "don't have a type, just don't be a dick!"
Why is it that men who don't have a type aren't fussy but women who don't have a type are open to exploring?
I don't have a type but I'm as fussy as fuck, hence why I've turned down more offers than I've accepted.
I've met 60+ people in 8 years and less than 10 percent of those have gone beyond a social by choice. |
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By *a LunaWoman 30 weeks ago
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"…… won’t they
Love and Peace "
If you have ever lived near a military camp and gone out locally, you’d be mistaken for thinking so.
I’ve sat and people watched and d*unk myself sober. |
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"I’d shag a dinner plate if it had a crack "
Or a hair dressers floor |
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I definitely won't, certainly there was a period in my 20s when I would but I've become very lazy when it comes to meeting new people, we really have to chime. |
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Most will, they just rarely admit to it.
I've heard first hand stories about "doing" women for a place to stay, a bet, they were bored, taking one for the team when a mate pulled etc etc. |
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By (user no longer on site) 30 weeks ago
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Some will check for a pulse first |
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I wouldn't but, I do love it when women say this! It's like... really? Shower heads, toothbrushes, cucumbers, bananas, hair brushes, bottles, plastic toys, rubber toys, silicone toys, glass toys, TV remotes...
But it's MEN who will fuck anything? |
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By *ez669Man 30 weeks ago
East Kilbride |
Hungover on a bank holiday then yeah that statement could be accurate |
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By (user no longer on site) 30 weeks ago
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No they won’t. Try me. |
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Some blokes would screw an ATM |
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Yeah they will.. i've had a few |
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By *nnCeeWoman 30 weeks ago
East of Eden, West of Hell |
"Most will, they just rarely admit to it.
I've heard first hand stories about "doing" women for a place to stay, a bet, they were bored, taking one for the team when a mate pulled etc etc."
Many stories overheard at uni about "pull a pig". Or kissing/more on a bet.
And we wonder why sometimes women don't always trust men.
I'm not tarring every man with this brush, before everyone decides to berate me. And I'm sure there are women who kiss guys when on a night out they don't 100% fancy in order to make themselves feel better about themselves. |
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By (user no longer on site) 30 weeks ago
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Beauty is in the eye of the beholder |
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By *1876Man 30 weeks ago
Dudley |
"Some will check for a pulse first "
Unless they have a zombie fetish |
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By *1876Man 30 weeks ago
Dudley |
"Some blokes would screw an ATM "
Well, some of those ATMs are quite seductive, ya know |
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"When I see a profile or a guy says to me "I don't have a type" I automatically think 'yeah, he ain't fussy, just wants anyone that will give it' so I tend to steer clear of those, I might have missed out on some amazing meets with that mentally.
Does that apply to all the women who say exactly the same in their profiles?
I've seen lots that say "don't have a type, just don't be a dick!"
Why is it that men who don't have a type aren't fussy but women who don't have a type are open to exploring?
I don't have a type but I'm as fussy as fuck, hence why I've turned down more offers than I've accepted.
I've met 60+ people in 8 years and less than 10 percent of those have gone beyond a social by choice. "
Can't speak for other women but I'm as fussy as they come, even down to height. Hence when I got meets, it was very few and far between. |
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By *usie pTV/TS 30 weeks ago
taunton |
I am not one hundred percent sure it is only men I have stumbled across a few ladies out dogging when they have a ladyboner on and they are just as bad but probably more men are like it |
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By *ros40Man 30 weeks ago
Bedford |
Nope, I've a fussy cock
Saved me so much time and energy |
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By (user no longer on site) 30 weeks ago
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Don't try it with a rhubarb crumble straight from the oven
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By *1876Man 30 weeks ago
Dudley |
"Don't try it with a rhubarb crumble straight from the oven
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I really wish you'd have told me beforehand |
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By (user no longer on site) 30 weeks ago
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Not anything- I’ve got to be attracted to the person |
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Judging by a fair few verifications out there. Yes.
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By (user no longer on site) 30 weeks ago
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"…… won’t they
Love and Peace "
Good god no.
I'm pretty fussy. |
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By *ayHaychMan 30 weeks ago
Leeds (Home) / Sheffield (Work) |
I have to be attracted to the vibe, stereotypical “physical attraction” doesn’t hold as much importance for me. |
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By *ayHaychMan 30 weeks ago
Leeds (Home) / Sheffield (Work) |
Apple pies have a good vibe… |
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I'd even fuck a Asda jam donut, reminds me of period sex,
Mt |
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All the guys claiming to be fussy.
Bless them. |
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"All the guys claiming to be fussy.
Bless them. "
I'm fussy, thank you.
She has to have a pulse. |
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"I'd even fuck a Asda jam donut, reminds me of period sex,
Mt "
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"All the guys claiming to be fussy.
Bless them. "
There's a reason men love doggy |
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By (user no longer on site) 30 weeks ago
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"All the guys claiming to be fussy.
Bless them.
There's a reason men love doggy"
He knows^ |
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"All the guys claiming to be fussy.
Bless them.
There's a reason men love doggy
He knows^"
Get you out the house |
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I’d shag a hole in the wall is it’s lined with moss.
I’d shag the crack of dawn if it had hair on it. |
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I draw the line at sharp bladed objects. |
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"Don't try it with a rhubarb crumble straight from the oven
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Spoil my fun why don’t you!  |
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I won't just do anyone! Thanks |
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By *aizyWoman 30 weeks ago
west midlands |
"Don't try it with a rhubarb crumble straight from the oven
Spoil my fun why don’t you! "
If you like em piping hot, you crack on! |
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"All the guys claiming to be fussy.
Bless them. "
I never do it clearly states in my profile I am desperate and will take anything on offer….unfortunately not even that level of desperation is working!!!
I do have a few guys interested, I wonder if i can be converted? |
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By *agatoXXXMan 30 weeks ago
Gone and completely forgotten. |
"Don't try it with a rhubarb crumble straight from the oven
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It's ok, I don't like rhubarb. |
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By (user no longer on site) 30 weeks ago
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"All the guys claiming to be fussy.
Bless them.
I never do it clearly states in my profile I am desperate and will take anything on offer….unfortunately not even that level of desperation is working!!!
I do have a few guys interested, I wonder if i can be converted? "
Send pictures if you go down that route. |
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Due to rates on Incels , loneliness and women generally going for the same men / men of a certain standard being rightfully or wrongly particular
Results in frustration to the point most men will shag anything to get some form of contact or attention |
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That then generates a society that creates and uses/facilitates para social relationships
With of models and more
Meaning that people aren't getting a physical connection but are getting an emotional one that albeit is faked on the basis of financial insensitive |
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"Don't try it with a rhubarb crumble straight from the oven
Spoil my fun why don’t you!
If you like em piping hot, you crack on! "
If you see me in either The Scum or the Daily Star, you’ll know it happened. |
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But eventually the para social relationship becomes not enough and results in further rates of male depression, financial troubles or causes the men to act out in creepy or dangerous ways
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By *mf123Man 30 weeks ago
with one foot out the door |
This is so true i once cut a hole in my slipper just so i could fuck it |
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By *aizyWoman 30 weeks ago
west midlands |
"Don't try it with a rhubarb crumble straight from the oven
Spoil my fun why don’t you!
If you like em piping hot, you crack on!
If you see me in either The Scum or the Daily Star, you’ll know it happened. "
Shame they cancelled the Jeremy Kyle Show! |
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By (user no longer on site) 30 weeks ago
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"Don't try it with a rhubarb crumble straight from the oven
Spoil my fun why don’t you!
If you like em piping hot, you crack on!
If you see me in either The Scum or the Daily Star, you’ll know it happened.
Shame they cancelled the Jeremy Kyle Show! "
That.. I couldn’t even begin to imagine the title across the bottom for that Jeremy Kyle show. |
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By (user no longer on site) 30 weeks ago
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"All the guys claiming to be fussy.
Bless them.
I never do it clearly states in my profile I am desperate and will take anything on offer….unfortunately not even that level of desperation is working!!!
I do have a few guys interested, I wonder if i can be converted?
Send pictures if you go down that route. "
Love your honest profile and your pics are pretty great too. I'm sure you will find plenty of willing guys. If only I were ten years younger, and could accommodate. could definitely make your hair curl! |
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ShaggySwingers has a piece de la resistance but I find men are very particular it's not all gun blazing on ShaggyanythingSwingers |
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"But eventually the para social relationship becomes not enough and results in further rates of male depression, financial troubles or causes the men to act out in creepy or dangerous ways
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I do find the psychology interesting if you couldn't tell |
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By *aizyWoman 30 weeks ago
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"Don't try it with a rhubarb crumble straight from the oven
Spoil my fun why don’t you!
If you like em piping hot, you crack on!
If you see me in either The Scum or the Daily Star, you’ll know it happened.
Shame they cancelled the Jeremy Kyle Show!
That.. I couldn’t even begin to imagine the title across the bottom for that Jeremy Kyle show. "
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I'd shag a bear if I was in the woods....
Mr |
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By *ascaIMan 30 weeks ago
Cheshire Liverpool Manchester |
I’m banned from Anfield for trying to shag Jurgen Klopps tears. |
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I fucked the crack of Dawn once. |
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By (user no longer on site) 30 weeks ago
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From what I have seen on this site proved by verifications that seems the case with many |
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I once shagged a bag of wet Weetabix |
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"I once shagged a bag of wet Weetabix"
Should have gone Cheerio's
Mr |
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"When I see a profile or a guy says to me "I don't have a type" I automatically think 'yeah, he ain't fussy, just wants anyone that will give it' so I tend to steer clear of those, I might have missed out on some amazing meets with that mentally. "
to be fair I don't have a type.. yet am very fussy.. I just don't have a physical type
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By (user no longer on site) 30 weeks ago
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Some blokes think us women would ride anything |
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"…… won’t they
Love and Peace "
In a word, No |
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"Some blokes think us women would ride anything "
Damn.
I'll get me coat.  |
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By *nnCeeWoman 30 weeks ago
East of Eden, West of Hell |
"I once shagged a bag of wet Weetabix"
I hope you washed as soon as you finished - everyone knows dried on Weetabix has a stronger bond than EVOSTICK(TM) |
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By *nnCeeWoman 30 weeks ago
East of Eden, West of Hell |
"This is so true i once cut a hole in my slipper just so i could fuck it "
Ooooohhhhh.... warm and flufffyyyyyy |
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By (user no longer on site) 30 weeks ago
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Some might I definitely won’t |
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Absolutely not! I'd sooner go fuck free than shag anyone for the sake of it. Plenty men will but not for me . I've morals and standards that I just won't compromise. |
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By *rispyDuckMan 30 weeks ago
Chinese Takeaway near you |
One man’s Nissan is another man’s Ferrari
It’s all about perspective!
Not ever bloke is gonna shag the 10/10 super model the 1 & 2/10 need love too just saying.
And say the super model is giving it out for free, not every bloke might want the model everyone has shagged hence they go for the other options haha.
Like I said it’s all about perspective .
I’m a virgin so this done not apply to me haha |
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By *1876Man 30 weeks ago
Dudley |
"I once shagged a bag of wet Weetabix
I hope you washed as soon as you finished - everyone knows dried on Weetabix has a stronger bond than EVOSTICK(TM)"
I wondered why my Weetabix was extra creamy |
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Some blokes will.
Some blokes won't.
Some blokes need a bit of lovin, and
Some blokes don't.....
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That's why glad I'm female always get fuck. I can choose hot guys |
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"All the guys claiming to be fussy.
Bless them.
I never do it clearly states in my profile I am desperate and will take anything on offer….unfortunately not even that level of desperation is working!!!
I do have a few guys interested, I wonder if i can be converted?
Send pictures if you go down that route. "
You can be the photographer but a expect a hetro cleanse afterwards as a fee |
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By *unchalMan 30 weeks ago
Dartford |
"Some will. Some will slightly raise the bar"
Nah. They all will. And some pretend they raise the bar so they can shag some of the fancy birds on here. I bet they pretend not to like porn too! |
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By *unchalMan 30 weeks ago
Dartford |
"No. Many men are jokey and put on bravado about it but in reality ..... most men are self respecting. "
You have no idea how much men want to shag…anything, with a pulse. |
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By *unchalMan 30 weeks ago
Dartford |
"Not true, they got to have a pulse at least "
Snap |
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Sounds hot. I’m in |
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By *unchalMan 30 weeks ago
Dartford |
"Not anything.
I prefer only other human beings. "
Of course. I have my standards. |
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"Some will. Some will slightly raise the bar
Nah. They all will. And some pretend they raise the bar so they can shag some of the fancy birds on here. I bet they pretend not to like porn too!"
I don't like porn |
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