"I've got 2 tubs of Cadbury Caramel ice cream. Happy to share one of them in return for cuddles 
I’m happy to exchange for cuddles but there might be more fanciable people on the thread  "
Ach, cuddles are cuddles  Bring a spoon! X |
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By *adyBugs OP Woman 31 weeks ago
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"I've got 2 tubs of Cadbury Caramel ice cream. Happy to share one of them in return for cuddles
I’m happy to exchange for cuddles but there might be more fanciable people on the thread
Ach, cuddles are cuddles Bring a spoon! X"
I do love a cuddle and caramel ice cream  |
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"I’ll fuck your bum
I’d rather fuck your bum
Looks likes that ice cream will be handy to cool the area down 
Rex ain't getting my fooking ice cream!
Not even for medicinal purposes? "
Nah, he's a gimp Admittedly, a gimp with a beautiful penis, but my ice cream ain't to be smeared on bodies unless I'm lacking it off.
And Rex is scared of me |
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"I've got 2 tubs of Cadbury Caramel ice cream. Happy to share one of them in return for cuddles
I’m happy to exchange for cuddles but there might be more fanciable people on the thread
Ach, cuddles are cuddles Bring a spoon! X
I do love a cuddle and caramel ice cream "
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"I’ll fuck your bum
I’d rather fuck your bum
Looks likes that ice cream will be handy to cool the area down
Rex ain't getting my fooking ice cream!
Not even for medicinal purposes?
Nah, he's a gimp Admittedly, a gimp with a beautiful penis, but my ice cream ain't to be smeared on bodies unless I'm lacking it off.
And Rex is scared of me "
I’m scared of the lacking  |
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"I’ll fuck your bum
I’d rather fuck your bum
Looks likes that ice cream will be handy to cool the area down
Rex ain't getting my fooking ice cream!
Not even for medicinal purposes?
Nah, he's a gimp Admittedly, a gimp with a beautiful penis, but my ice cream ain't to be smeared on bodies unless I'm lacking it off.
And Rex is scared of me
I’m scared of the lacking "
*Licking, ya knob!
Or just licking ya knob 
Come on Rex, you owe me! X |
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By *adyBugs OP Woman 31 weeks ago
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"I’ll fuck your bum
I’d rather fuck your bum
Looks likes that ice cream will be handy to cool the area down
Rex ain't getting my fooking ice cream!
Not even for medicinal purposes?
Nah, he's a gimp Admittedly, a gimp with a beautiful penis, but my ice cream ain't to be smeared on bodies unless I'm lacking it off.
And Rex is scared of me
I’m scared of the lacking
*Licking, ya knob!
Or just licking ya knob
Come on Rex, you owe me! X"
Can I watch this knob licking?? |
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"I’ll fuck your bum
I’d rather fuck your bum
Looks likes that ice cream will be handy to cool the area down
Rex ain't getting my fooking ice cream!
Not even for medicinal purposes?
Nah, he's a gimp Admittedly, a gimp with a beautiful penis, but my ice cream ain't to be smeared on bodies unless I'm lacking it off.
And Rex is scared of me
I’m scared of the lacking
*Licking, ya knob!
Or just licking ya knob
Come on Rex, you owe me! X
Can I watch this knob licking??"
Of course! But don't scare the Rex, he's a sensitive type really |
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I want to watch a film but really get distracted by very lusty, explorative kisses which leave me no choice but to fuck my film buddy 
Then wonder why half the characters are dead as the film reaches its ending  |
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"I want to watch a film but really get distracted by very lusty, explorative kisses which leave me no choice but to fuck my film buddy
Then wonder why half the characters are dead as the film reaches its ending "
Can I be your film buddy ?? |
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"I want to watch a film but really get distracted by very lusty, explorative kisses which leave me no choice but to fuck my film buddy
Then wonder why half the characters are dead as the film reaches its ending
Can I be your film buddy ?? "
Of course |
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"I want to watch a film but really get distracted by very lusty, explorative kisses which leave me no choice but to fuck my film buddy
Then wonder why half the characters are dead as the film reaches its ending
Can I be your film buddy ??
Of course "
that was supposed to be |
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By (user no longer on site) 31 weeks ago
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"I want sex. Hard, sweaty sex.
Is everything okay?
I think I'm coming down with something
I think you should have a lie down
On your penis?
I feel this is a trick question "
Sex me up Willy |
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"I want sex. Hard, sweaty sex.
Is everything okay?
I think I'm coming down with something
I think you should have a lie down
On your penis?
I feel this is a trick question
Sex me up Willy"
It's in my diary. Don't go UNLOS on me! |
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By (user no longer on site) 31 weeks ago
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"I want sex. Hard, sweaty sex.
Is everything okay?
I think I'm coming down with something
I think you should have a lie down
On your penis?
I feel this is a trick question
Sex me up Willy
It's in my diary. Don't go UNLOS on me!"
Who me? As if Willy. |
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"I’ll take a fuddle please 
Is this the same as a snuggle fuck?
That just makes me think of fragile rock 
And now you've got Fraggle Rock in everyone's head! "
Is there an explicit version of fraggle rock??! *goes to pornhub* |
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By *adyBugs OP Woman 31 weeks ago
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"I’ll take a fuddle please
Is this the same as a snuggle fuck?
That just makes me think of fragile rock
And now you've got Fraggle Rock in everyone's head!
Is there an explicit version of fraggle rock??! *goes to pornhub*"
Noooooooooo |
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"I’ll take a fuddle please
Is this the same as a snuggle fuck?
That just makes me think of fragile rock
And now you've got Fraggle Rock in everyone's head!
Is there an explicit version of fraggle rock??! *goes to pornhub*"
If there is, I don’t want to see it |
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By *adyBugs OP Woman 31 weeks ago
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"Kiss. Mr KC got a bad episode of cold sores so it's off the menu 
I really want to have a proper cuddle and kiss and feel all safe and secure.
Today has been such opposite feelings. "
I’m really sorry about your day, I’m sending you the biggest cuddles. |
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By *adyBugs OP Woman 31 weeks ago
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"I’ll take a fuddle please
Is this the same as a snuggle fuck?
That just makes me think of fragile rock
And now you've got Fraggle Rock in everyone's head!
Is there an explicit version of fraggle rock??! *goes to pornhub*
If there is, I don’t want to see it "
Same. I’m out! |
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"I’ll take a fuddle please
Is this the same as a snuggle fuck?
That just makes me think of fragile rock
And now you've got Fraggle Rock in everyone's head!
Is there an explicit version of fraggle rock??! *goes to pornhub*
If there is, I don’t want to see it
Same. I’m out!"
It’s just a bunch of normal porn vids, no fraggles were harmed in the making.  |
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By (user no longer on site) 31 weeks ago
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"Head, fingering and tit sucking WHILE not really watching Spider-Man
I’m not really watching Spider-Man right now. Minus the head, fingering and tit sucking.  "
That’s a damn shame
This shite film would be so much better with my finger in your pussy and your nipple in my mouth |
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"Head, fingering and tit sucking WHILE not really watching Spider-Man
I’m not really watching Spider-Man right now. Minus the head, fingering and tit sucking. "
Have you got ice cream though? |
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By *del 1Man 31 weeks ago
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"I just want the fuck please
Sorry, you need to take the cuddle too if you want the fuck
I’ll take the cuddle while you fuck. You’re welcome "
That sounds like a great deal! Really appreciate you stepping in to help |
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"I just want the fuck please
Sorry, you need to take the cuddle too if you want the fuck
I’ll take the cuddle while you fuck. You’re welcome
That sounds like a great deal! Really appreciate you stepping in to help "
That’s what friends are for |
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"I just want the fuck please
Chose your victim…I mean willing participant
Ooh… I get a choice? I would like one from the top and any other 5 please
Sold! To the delicious high heel "
Thanks OP. Sounds like a perfect evening to me |
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"I just want the fuck please
Sorry, you need to take the cuddle too if you want the fuck
I’ll take the cuddle while you fuck. You’re welcome
That sounds like a great deal! Really appreciate you stepping in to help
That’s what friends are for "
Thank you beautiful |
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"I want to watch a film but really get distracted by very lusty, explorative kisses which leave me no choice but to fuck my film buddy
Then wonder why half the characters are dead as the film reaches its ending
Can I be your film buddy ??
Of course that was supposed to be "
Excellent |
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"I just want the fuck please
Sorry, you need to take the cuddle too if you want the fuck
I’ll take the cuddle while you fuck. You’re welcome
That sounds like a great deal! Really appreciate you stepping in to help
That’s what friends are for
Thank you beautiful "
You’re welcome |
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"I want sex. Hard, sweaty sex.
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You and every single person on fab. You might need to tell the other party though that you want to hump them. Failing which, you could hump a table leg, if it's good enough for dogs... |
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