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The man translator
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"I'll call" You can text me. Women like the chase. | |||
"No your bum does not look big in that " What was that you said? Oooh, jelly babies.. | |||
"I'm hungry" Where's the beer? | |||
"Of course, I'll do it right away" ill do it when i can be arsed at some point maybe | |||
"Of course, I'll do it right away" I respect you enough to realise you'll do it better than me, so I'll let you | |||
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"You've got stunning eyes" you have a filthy look in your eyes, must be anal night | |||
"You've got stunning eyes" I'll try not to get my cum in them | |||
"You've got stunning eyes I'll try not to get my cum in them" im gunna try blind you temporarily  | |||
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"“I agree. That dress is better than the last one” Hurry the fuck up and get ready, the match kicks off at 7:45pm and I want to get a table close enough to the telly." Sorry didn’t read the op properly. | |||
"“I agree. That dress is better than the last one”" It really doesn't matter luv, they all look the same crumpled on my bedroom floor | |||
"“I agree. That dress is better than the last one” Hurry the fuck up and get ready, the match kicks off at 7:45pm and I want to get a table close enough to the telly. Sorry didn’t read the op properly." No worries, always good to see other Translators out there | |||
"I'm hungry" Translation " I can't be arsed to make anything can you do it for me whilst I sit on the sofa scratching my balls watching football" | |||
"You've got stunning eyes" Translation "I'm struggling to complement any other part of you so I'll say eyes, that might get me a shag" | |||
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""I can't find the (insert any fucking object in the house) and I've looked everywhere"" Life's so unfair. I want my mummy | |||
"I was thinking about you and bought x, I hope it's something you like?" Of course it's really for me, but I'm hoping you fall for this and don't tell me off | |||
"I'm just nipping out for a beer" I'm going for a run, but am too embarrassed to admit it | |||
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"You've got stunning eyes I'll try not to get my cum in them" Ouch | |||
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"Of course I'd love to spend Sunday at your mother's." Your cooking is shit and I'm willing to put up with the mother in law for a decent meal | |||
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"Of course I'd love to spend Sunday at your mother's. Your cooking is shit and I'm willing to put up with the mother in law for a decent meal" 
No comment | |||
"Of course I'd love to spend Sunday at your mother's." I'll have to make sure my phone is charged enough to watch football on the toilet | |||
"I really like you" Oooh boobs | |||
"Ill make tea and wash up" You should have enough energy for anal now | |||
"I'm not sure what time I'll make it back " I'll be back late. And horny | |||
