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By (user no longer on site) 37 weeks ago
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"If your ex was on fire....
What would you use to put them out?  "
Which ex are we talking about
There is certainly one I would leave to it as it would no doubt just be another bid for attention.
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"If your ex was on fire....
What would you use to put them out? "
some exes yes
the former husband.... I wanna say no but then I know my dumb moral conscience will kick in.....
Me: Jesus! Help!
Jesus: It's fate. It has to happen.
Satan: will you both shut up and let me do my job with the eternal fires of hell.
God: if the three of you don't quit it! Everyone will be in trouble!!
Omg a religious swinger.
Always a maverick.   |
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By *TG3Man 37 weeks ago
Dorchester |
"If your ex was on fire....
What would you use to put them out?
some exes yes
the former husband.... I wanna say no but then I know my dumb moral conscience will kick in.....
Me: Jesus! Help!
Jesus: It's fate. It has to happen.
Satan: will you both shut up and let me do my job with the eternal fires of hell.
God: if the three of you don't quit it! Everyone will be in trouble!!
Omg a religious swinger.
Always a maverick. "
you talking to your inner self?  |
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By *nitterWoman 37 weeks ago
the land of tall tales and yarn |
"If your ex was on fire....
What would you use to put them out?
some exes yes
the former husband.... I wanna say no but then I know my dumb moral conscience will kick in.....
Me: Jesus! Help!
Jesus: It's fate. It has to happen.
Satan: will you both shut up and let me do my job with the eternal fires of hell.
God: if the three of you don't quit it! Everyone will be in trouble!!
Omg a religious swinger.
Always a maverick. "
Just thank you that has made my day |
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By *elloWoman 37 weeks ago
alpha centauri |
"If your ex was on fire....
What would you use to put them out? "
If it's my ex (who is also on this site, not sure if he pops into the forums) why would I put him out, it probably took awhile for me to get it started in the first place
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I still deeply love all my exes, all the way back to my first kiss with the girl over the road at age 5. I guess that I'm just a romantic and I've been lucky enough that loves might have come and gone, but have never ended with either of us being a cunt to the other. |
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I'd rather drink turpentine and piss on a brush fire.
No I'd assist of course, water wet blanket, fire blanket that kind of thing.
There may be a short contemplative pause, but nothing that would lead to lasting damage. |
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"If your ex was on fire....
What would you use to put them out?
some exes yes
the former husband.... I wanna say no but then I know my dumb moral conscience will kick in.....
Me: Jesus! Help!
Jesus: It's fate. It has to happen.
Satan: will you both shut up and let me do my job with the eternal fires of hell.
God: if the three of you don't quit it! Everyone will be in trouble!!
Omg a religious swinger.
Always a maverick. you talking to your inner self? "
Always. I've got two inner child toddlers in my brain. a BPD one and an autistic one. Just which one is the demon and which one is the angel.
The conscience thing is separate though.
Complex brain. Filled with lots of useless stuff. Lol! |
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By *TG3Man 37 weeks ago
Dorchester |
"If your ex was on fire....
What would you use to put them out?
some exes yes
the former husband.... I wanna say no but then I know my dumb moral conscience will kick in.....
Me: Jesus! Help!
Jesus: It's fate. It has to happen.
Satan: will you both shut up and let me do my job with the eternal fires of hell.
God: if the three of you don't quit it! Everyone will be in trouble!!
Omg a religious swinger.
Always a maverick. you talking to your inner self?
Always. I've got two inner child toddlers in my brain. a BPD one and an autistic one. Just which one is the demon and which one is the angel.
The conscience thing is separate though.
Complex brain. Filled with lots of useless stuff. Lol!"
Well talk to me instead I'm a psychiatrist |
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"If your ex was on fire....
What would you use to put them out?
I don't carry those sort of grudges in life. Hate only makes you angry and look a dick."
In my world, self-protection equals looking like a dick.
You can forgive someone but that doesn't mean you have the responsibility of saving them from themselves....especially if you know they will set you on fire too...because they are that twisted.
Nah let the professionals and the authorities handle them. I don't have capacity to help someone who intentionally sets themselves on fire. |
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"If your ex was on fire....
What would you use to put them out?
some exes yes
the former husband.... I wanna say no but then I know my dumb moral conscience will kick in.....
Me: Jesus! Help!
Jesus: It's fate. It has to happen.
Satan: will you both shut up and let me do my job with the eternal fires of hell.
God: if the three of you don't quit it! Everyone will be in trouble!!
Omg a religious swinger.
Always a maverick. you talking to your inner self?
Always. I've got two inner child toddlers in my brain. a BPD one and an autistic one. Just which one is the demon and which one is the angel.
The conscience thing is separate though.
Complex brain. Filled with lots of useless stuff. Lol!Well talk to me instead I'm a psychiatrist "
Yeah we don't like psychiatrists. Lol! Sorry. |
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By (user no longer on site) 37 weeks ago
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"If your ex was on fire....
What would you use to put them out?
If it's my ex (who is also on this site, not sure if he pops into the forums) why would I put him out, it probably took awhile for me to get it started in the first place
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By *TG3Man 37 weeks ago
Dorchester |
"If your ex was on fire....
What would you use to put them out?
some exes yes
the former husband.... I wanna say no but then I know my dumb moral conscience will kick in.....
Me: Jesus! Help!
Jesus: It's fate. It has to happen.
Satan: will you both shut up and let me do my job with the eternal fires of hell.
God: if the three of you don't quit it! Everyone will be in trouble!!
Omg a religious swinger.
Always a maverick. you talking to your inner self?
Always. I've got two inner child toddlers in my brain. a BPD one and an autistic one. Just which one is the demon and which one is the angel.
The conscience thing is separate though.
Complex brain. Filled with lots of useless stuff. Lol!Well talk to me instead I'm a psychiatrist
Yeah we don't like psychiatrists. Lol! Sorry. "
lie on my bed and let me get to the bottom of this |
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By *ags73Man 37 weeks ago
glasgow-ish |
"Is it too kinky to pee on them
Just don't get your willy burnt in the process....Metaphorically and realistically. Lol!"
Big question is why would you even be near them when they went flambé
I’d be happy just getting a text |
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"Is it too kinky to pee on them
Just don't get your willy burnt in the process....Metaphorically and realistically. Lol!
Big question is why would you even be near them when they went flambé
I’d be happy just getting a text "
This, only afterwards   |
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By *ags73Man 37 weeks ago
glasgow-ish |
"Is it too kinky to pee on them
Just don't get your willy burnt in the process....Metaphorically and realistically. Lol!
Big question is why would you even be near them when they went flambé
I’d be happy just getting a text
This, only afterwards "
Yep.
‘Oh dear, that’s a pity’ |
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By (user no longer on site) 37 weeks ago
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"I’d try but she’d probably tell me to fuck off through the pain.
I’d probably throw some wood on to speed up the burn "
Of course, only trying to help aren’t we! |
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"Is it too kinky to pee on them
Just don't get your willy burnt in the process....Metaphorically and realistically. Lol!
Big question is why would you even be near them when they went flambé
I’d be happy just getting a text
This, only afterwards
Yep.
‘Oh dear, that’s a pity’"
I really wish I'd have known sooner so I could help..  |
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By *nnCeeWoman 37 weeks ago
East of Eden, West of Hell |
"If your ex was on fire....
What would you use to put them out?
If it's my ex (who is also on this site, not sure if he pops into the forums) why would I put him out, it probably took awhile for me to get it started in the first place
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By *nnCeeWoman 37 weeks ago
East of Eden, West of Hell |
I'd try and extinguish the flames of anyone who was on fire, ex or not. That would be a flipping hideous way to go.
I don't actually hate anyb of my exes.
None of them ever did me a dirty (that I'm aware of).
There are people I don't like very much, and a few whom I've held grudges against for far too long. I wish I could forget them, but they're so deeply etched, they knew exactly what they were doing at the time... perhaps one say |
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By *ags73Man 37 weeks ago
glasgow-ish |
"Is it too kinky to pee on them
Just don't get your willy burnt in the process....Metaphorically and realistically. Lol!
Big question is why would you even be near them when they went flambé
I’d be happy just getting a text
This, only afterwards
Yep.
‘Oh dear, that’s a pity’
I really wish I'd have known sooner so I could help.. "
Classier approach than saying petrol/diesel imo. |
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I Chris. Would put them out as quick as possible and take her for medial help. We shared a lot of time and have mutual respect and I still care what happens to her. We just grew apart.
Vicky. She would probably hide the lighter she started the fire with. |
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"I’d try but she’d probably tell me to fuck off through the pain.
I’d probably throw some wood on to speed up the burn
Of course, only trying to help aren’t we! "
When someone’s number is up it’s up. Just helping the process along smoothly |
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