Imagine my disappointment when I met up with 4 sexy bi women. They promised me anything I wanted, nothing off limits; imagine my disappointment when they didn’t include crisp butties and pork pies in the buffet I requested. 
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I call disappointments a learning curve, my last one, not so much a disappointment but more of "wtf" moment, we got off a flight at Stansted about 2am, booked a hotel room and thought we would get the shuttle bus (my fault because I didn't actually look prior) we waited an hour (you know, as getting to any hotels around Stansted is like taking your life in your hands), bus came "£4 each" FOUR POUNDS?! EACH?! we could have got an Uber for cheaper. I wouldn't mind but I got discount at the hotel, which didn't seem to be a saving once I stuck the right quid is cost us to get there!
Then the next morning, we went for breakfast, we had the continental, I left an almost full pot of tea and a slice of jammed toast ready for my full English (and a fresh cup of coffee) came back less an 3 mins later and everything gone on the table, even my vape. I was not amused. |
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By *elloWoman 31 weeks ago
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"Imagine my disappointment when I met up with 4 sexy bi women. They promised me anything I wanted, nothing off limits; imagine my disappointment when they didn’t include crisp butties and pork pies in the buffet I requested.
What’s disappointed you of late? Actually (as opposed to literally) real or total figment of fertile imaginations. "
But you can't pre-make crisp sandwiches, the butter will make the crisps soggy.  |
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"Imagine my disappointment when I met up with 4 sexy bi women. They promised me anything I wanted, nothing off limits; imagine my disappointment when they didn’t include crisp butties and pork pies in the buffet I requested.
What’s disappointed you of late? Actually (as opposed to literally) real or total figment of fertile imaginations.
But you can't pre-make crisp sandwiches, the butter will make the crisps soggy. "
She's right Fiddles |
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By *nitterWoman 31 weeks ago
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"Imagine my disappointment when I met up with 4 sexy bi women. They promised me anything I wanted, nothing off limits; imagine my disappointment when they didn’t include crisp butties and pork pies in the buffet I requested.
What’s disappointed you of late? Actually (as opposed to literally) real or total figment of fertile imaginations. "
Those Monsters |
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The wonderfully colourful canvas print I have of sunset over the Seine, Eiffel Tower dominant...is somewhat rendered disappointing on closer inspection.
The Tower is, uhm, perched on a bridge. As in clearly, unambiguously.
The Tower DOESN'T perch atop a bridge.
Took a whole day to realise.
I'm still laughing.
Crying?
Laughing...
No wonder it was cheap...
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