Horny

By *owdenman OP Man 40 weeks ago

wigan

Stuck at home waiting for parcel and horny as hell any suggestions?

By *illy IdolMan 40 weeks ago

Midlands

Wank?

By *mmaleiaWoman 40 weeks ago

Trowbridge

Slam it in the door

Telford

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By *coobyABCMan 40 weeks ago

Aberdeen

"Slam it in the door"

Or under the toilet seat

Telford

"Slam it in the door"

Wouldn’t recommend lol, unless absolutely desperate

By *ohn.Wick.Man 40 weeks ago

Excommunicdo.

Grab a carrot, stick it up ya bum, give cock a vigorous wank.

The orgasm will blow ya mind.

By *lowupdollTV/TS 40 weeks ago

Herts/Beds/Lomdon

Put your dick through the letterbox do you get a grope when they put the parcel through

This won’t work if you’re waiting for a big package (or have a big package)

By *inger_SnapWoman 40 weeks ago

Hampshire/Dorset

Stick it in a bucket of ice

By *TG3Man 40 weeks ago

Dorchester

"Stuck at home waiting for parcel and horny as hell any suggestions?"
Henry