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Broken during sex?

By *ang bang bangity bang OP Couple 36 weeks ago

Sunderland

What have you broken during sex?

Tonight Mrs Bang Bang has managed to pull a radiator off the wall. That's not some strange innuendo, she actually pulled a radiator off the wall while we were fucking.

Now I'm just finished doing some emergency plumbing. That's also not an innuendo.

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By *EAT..85Woman 36 weeks ago

Nottingham

A lover dislocated his knee a couple of weeks ago mid fucking, does that count?

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By *ang bang bangity bang OP Couple 36 weeks ago

Sunderland

"A lover dislocated his knee a couple of weeks ago mid fucking, does that count? "

I don't know if I'm impressed or terrified

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By *istr3ssWoman 36 weeks ago

Stockton-on-Tees

My bed - collapsed mid-s*x

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman 36 weeks ago

little house on the praire

I've broke a few ribs. Dislocated someone's knee and Dislocated someone's wrist

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By *inky_couple2020Couple 36 weeks ago

North West

"What have you broken during sex?

Tonight Mrs Bang Bang has managed to pull a radiator off the wall. That's not some strange innuendo, she actually pulled a radiator off the wall while we were fucking.

Now I'm just finished doing some emergency plumbing. That's also not an innuendo.

Mr"

I think I saw a porno about this. Did Mrs pay for your plumbing services with a series of sexual favours?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple 36 weeks ago

North West

I don't recall breaking much during the Sex actually.

We broke a sweat?

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By *a LunaWoman 36 weeks ago

South Wales

Nothing! And after reading this thread so far, I’m glad about that!!

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By *emidemiWoman 36 weeks ago

basingstoke

A desk, a table lamp, a shower curtain.. just the standard stuff

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By *ang bang bangity bang OP Couple 36 weeks ago

Sunderland

"A desk, a table lamp, a shower curtain.. just the standard stuff

All in the same session?

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By *esthetic21Man 36 weeks ago

Birmingham/Bristol

My heart

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By *ornycougaWoman 36 weeks ago

Wherever I lay my hat

Banjo string, the bed and my spreader bar (separate occasions)

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By *elloWoman 36 weeks ago

alpha centauri

Nothing

. I want more rampant, bed breaking , radiator destroying sessions

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By *ang bang bangity bang OP Couple 36 weeks ago

Sunderland

"Nothing

. I want more rampant, bed breaking , radiator destroying sessions "

I think that's one of the questions on the Fab survey

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By *ildmanYorksMan 36 weeks ago

Doncaster & Bembridge

"Nothing

. I want more rampant, bed breaking , radiator destroying sessions "

Happy to oblige

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By (user no longer on site) 36 weeks ago

One of those big wall mounted hotel headboards with the lights and sockets in it.

Thank fuck it was her room and not mine.

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By *iss.BellaWoman 36 weeks ago

Chester

Nothing out of the ordinary but now I feel like I've been missing out

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By *eronicaExplorerWoman 36 weeks ago

London

Usually my lenses

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By *dventurousSexplorersCouple 36 weeks ago

Fantasy Land

Broken my foot during a steaming hot session two nights before Christmas

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By *ucka39Man 36 weeks ago

Newcastle

Probably the sound barrier

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By *hunky GentMan 36 weeks ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Usually my lenses "

That normally happens to me when someone takes my picture.

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By *nnCeeWoman 36 weeks ago

East of Eden, West of Hell

Broke my friends bed, but there was no sex involved.

Just me at my heaviest and my ex-husband who was also a big chap

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By *ang bang bangity bang OP Couple 36 weeks ago

Sunderland

"Nothing out of the ordinary but now I feel like I've been missing out

Happy to help rectify

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By *ang bang bangity bang OP Couple 36 weeks ago

Sunderland

"Broken my foot during a steaming hot session two nights before Christmas

That must be one of the lesser known verses of 12 Days Of Christmas

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By *ear in the chairMan 36 weeks ago

yeah there

Broke at least one bed frame and also left a few mattresses ruined, apologies to the hoteliers

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By *alleysBoiMan 36 weeks ago

Newbridge

My banjo string. Worst pain I’ve ever felt

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By *an_spMan 36 weeks ago

Coventry

Unfortunately, a condom

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By *rmainman10Man 36 weeks ago

Portsmouth

Split my trousers .. kinkey play turned sexual

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By (user no longer on site) 36 weeks ago

I broke both bones in my lower leg while at a swingers club… wasn’t awkward at all explaining that one

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By *echnosonic_BrummieMan 36 weeks ago

Willenhall

"I've broke a few ribs. Dislocated someone's knee and Dislocated someone's wrist"

Did all of this happen during the same bonking session?

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By *ormalfornorfolkMan 36 weeks ago

Norwich

Only hearts….

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By *echnosonic_BrummieMan 36 weeks ago

Willenhall

I will say beds with slats are crap. Or at least my Ikea Ottoman one is which is why I now have a supply of spare slats stashed in the bottom of the wardrobe.

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By *arkbigcock300Man 36 weeks ago

LONDONDERRY

ive broke a table a bed a (car radio fucking freinds wife in his car) a few beds have let go and broke split more condoms than i can remember

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By *ivemealadybonerWoman 36 weeks ago

somewhere

Bed, we are sleeping on the floor at the moment lol

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By *ominanTeeMan 36 weeks ago

Sligo

Bed/s, glasses, lamps.....

Hearts

And there was one orgasm that caused my broken jaw to hinge on the steel plates in my chin.... felt the teeth either side of the break rub against each other when i came.... wasn't long after having the wires removed so I figured bone mustn't have properly mended, if it ever does in the chin....

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By *coobyABCMan 36 weeks ago

Aberdeen

I was with a lady friend in the bathroom and we managed to pull the sink off the wall. I feel your pain OP

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By (user no longer on site) 36 weeks ago

Broke ex bed while we were at it . Continued on then I had to repair the bed ......good job I'm good with wood .....

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By *riendlyStarMan 36 weeks ago

Portsmouth

Having sex 1st time with stranger she wanted hard sex rode my cock so hard it nearly hurt then we flipped it pinned her against sofa n it was sliding as we fucked on her laminate flooring n we broke the clips as I threw my bodyweight inside her

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By *ellinever70Woman 36 weeks ago

Ayrshire

I'm capable of doing sex without needing expensive home repairs afterwards

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By *cott73Man 36 weeks ago

brighton

Beds, coffee table....the land speed record...

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By *undee2Man 36 weeks ago

Dundee

I feel inadequate

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By *ilva69Man 36 weeks ago

stockport

We’ve Got a hairline crack in the wall repeated banging

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By (user no longer on site) 36 weeks ago

Nothing (and I don't feel as though I have missed out).

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By *razytimesinloveCouple 36 weeks ago

SW Scotland

Broke our bed a few times, Mrs knocked her tooth out once, broke a chair at hotel as well

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By *ang bang bangity bang OP Couple 36 weeks ago

Sunderland

"I was with a lady friend in the bathroom and we managed to pull the sink off the wall. I feel your pain OP"

I can definitely see how that would happen

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By *nplainsight200Man 36 weeks ago

portsmotuh

My self respect

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By *ang bang bangity bang OP Couple 36 weeks ago

Sunderland

"I broke both bones in my lower leg while at a swingers club… wasn’t awkward at all explaining that one "

This needs elaboration...

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By *inky_couple2020Couple 36 weeks ago

North West

"Banjo string, the bed and my spreader bar (separate occasions) "

We'd like to change our answer.

A banjo string HAS been broken in our past sex life. Ouch.

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By *uchasGMan 36 weeks ago

Northwest

I snapped my banjo, nearly pssed out when I saw all the blood

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By *idlandiaMan 36 weeks ago

Birmingham

An ex bit down during an orgasm damaging a nerve in my neck, took 3 months for the feeling to return in the patch of skin affected

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By *heelerMan 36 weeks ago

Northants

Her virginity

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By *mma and ChrisCouple 36 weeks ago

Greater Manchester

We have had a bed collapse during an mmmmf once - I was getting fucked rather hard at the time

I also had my knee dislocated by an over enthusiastic guy putting my legs in a position they might have gone into in my 20’s but certainly not in my 60’s ! We didn’t meet him again lol

Em x

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By *andymank8Man 36 weeks ago

Reigate

Did the neighbours help fix or even break the radiator, semi-detached

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