A man walks into a clock shop.
He see's this gorgeous female assistant standing behind the clock counter.
So he walks up to the counter and proceeds to undo his trousers and flops his cock on the counter 
"What are you doing?!" exclaimed the assistant, "this is a clock shop!"
"I know!" says the man, I'd like you to put two hands and a face on this!"
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"A man walks into a clock shop.
He see's this gorgeous female assistant standing behind the clock counter.
So he walks up to the counter and proceeds to undo his trousers and flops his cock on the counter
"What are you doing?!" exclaimed the assistant, "this is a clock shop!"
"I know!" says the man, I'd like you to put two hands and a face on this!"
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"Littlun with Grandma tonight as L and I are hitting the town.
but you'll be up an hour earlier .... than you think "
Yeah but that's the point. It doesn't matter as we can have rare lie in!  |
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"A man walks into a clock shop.
He see's this gorgeous female assistant standing behind the clock counter.
So he walks up to the counter and proceeds to undo his trousers and flops his cock on the counter
"What are you doing?!" exclaimed the assistant, "this is a clock shop!"
"I know!" says the man, I'd like you to put two hands and a face on this!"
How many joke books do you have ?"
No books Gran, I can remember most of the jokes, that clock joke was one of Chubby Browns.
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"A man walks into a clock shop.
He see's this gorgeous female assistant standing behind the clock counter.
So he walks up to the counter and proceeds to undo his trousers and flops his cock on the counter
"What are you doing?!" exclaimed the assistant, "this is a clock shop!"
"I know!" says the man, I'd like you to put two hands and a face on this!"
How many joke books do you have ?
No books Gran, I can remember most of the jokes, that clock joke was one of Chubby Browns.
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Then it's about time you started forgetting a few...;) |
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