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By *elloWoman 31 weeks ago
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"Oh shit yeah forgot my umbrella!
I was going to give you a whole host of umbrella jokes but they usually go over peoples heads…
The weathers wet the humours dry have a good day shaggers
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Because when mother nature looks at you, you make her so wet everything gets drenched  |
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"Oh shit yeah forgot my umbrella!
I was going to give you a whole host of umbrella jokes but they usually go over peoples heads…
The weathers wet the humours dry have a good day shaggers
Because when mother nature looks at you, you make her so wet everything gets drenched "
That’s brilliant  |
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"Oh shit yeah forgot my umbrella!
I was going to give you a whole host of umbrella jokes but they usually go over peoples heads…
The weathers wet the humours dry have a good day shaggers
Because when mother nature looks at you, you make her so wet everything gets drenched "
If only eh? What a fever dream to seduce Gaia herself |
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"** Shit wet weather joke alert **
I hear that, in this weather, owls are having difficulty mating. Apparently it's... too wet to woo
(I'll get my coat)"
That's soooooooo bad I can't stop giggling at it . |
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"** Shit wet weather joke alert **
I hear that, in this weather, owls are having difficulty mating. Apparently it's... too wet to woo
(I'll get my coat)
You can’t beat a classic!
That's soooooooo bad I can't stop giggling at it ."
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"Oh shit yeah forgot my umbrella!
I was going to give you a whole host of umbrella jokes but they usually go over peoples heads…
The weathers wet the humours dry have a good day shaggers
"
I gather you havent done the school run the amount of times ive got wet just on that run alone is ridiculous.
The worst days are when you cant even use a brolly as too windy and driving rain, all i did was open the coat i have up and got both children under it,
Just to keep them dry. |
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