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By *eecount1815 OP   Man 31 weeks ago

Tenbury Wells

Ladies, I think I deserve an apology for your disgraceful language and behaviour show towards me tonight. A simple sorry would be greatly appreciated.

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By *esthetic21Man 31 weeks ago

Birmingham/Bristol

What happened

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By *ot to giggleWoman 31 weeks ago

Coventry

you really are a glutton for punishment arent you - or is that your thing entertaining - can i watch this thread implode too please

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By *ou only live onceMan 31 weeks ago

London

Oh, I'm glad we get to carry this on.

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By *lueLotusWoman 31 weeks ago

the wilderness

This is so entertaining

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By *ealMissShadyWoman 31 weeks ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders


"What happened "

The op got the umpbridge by ladies using words like fuck, and cunt.

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By *rLothbrokMan 31 weeks ago

Lancs


"you really are a glutton for punishment arent you - or is that your thing entertaining - can i watch this thread implode too please "

I’ll get you some popcorn.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple 31 weeks ago

North West


"Oh, I'm glad we get to carry this on."

Carry On Matron?!

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By *eecount1815 OP   Man 31 weeks ago

Tenbury Wells


"What happened "
the Vile language coming out of their mouths for starters, it's not lady like.

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman 31 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

I think the past 12 years demonstrate that women are giving you what you deserve already

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By *inky_couple2020Couple 31 weeks ago

North West


"What happened

The op got the umpbridge by ladies using words like fuck, and cunt."

Cuntwaffle is a good one actually.

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By *cottish guy 555Man 31 weeks ago

London

I refer myself to my private note.

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By *he turned me GreyCouple 31 weeks ago

Warwick and Coventry

And he's back.....in answer to you being more scared of my missus...

I get to fuck her and be scared of her.....

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple 31 weeks ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow


"What happened "

Us delicate creatures aren't allowed to have potty mouths apparently, it's very unbecoming of us and we should all be ashamed of ourselves and act more like ladies

Tinder

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By *ot to giggleWoman 31 weeks ago

Coventry


"you really are a glutton for punishment arent you - or is that your thing entertaining - can i watch this thread implode too please

I’ll get you some popcorn. "

thank you - coming to sit in the corner and watch

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By *eecount1815 OP   Man 31 weeks ago

Tenbury Wells


"What happened

The op got the umpbridge by ladies using words like fuck, and cunt.

Cuntwaffle is a good one actually."

try again

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By *ou only live onceMan 31 weeks ago

London


"Oh, I'm glad we get to carry this on.

Carry On Matron?! "

Are you not in bed already, KC? Foul-mouthed and up past midnight!? Call yourself a woman?!?!

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By *he turned me GreyCouple 31 weeks ago

Warwick and Coventry


"What happened

The op got the umpbridge by ladies using words like fuck, and cunt.

Cuntwaffle is a good one actually. try again "

Cockwomble

Mr

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple 31 weeks ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow


"What happened

The op got the umpbridge by ladies using words like fuck, and cunt.

Cuntwaffle is a good one actually. try again "

Thundercunt is far better

Tinder

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By *eecount1815 OP   Man 31 weeks ago

Tenbury Wells


"This is so entertaining "
I'm still waiting

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By *inky_couple2020Couple 31 weeks ago

North West


"What happened

The op got the umpbridge by ladies using words like fuck, and cunt.

Cuntwaffle is a good one actually. try again "

Erm. Fuckwit?

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By *eecount1815 OP   Man 31 weeks ago

Tenbury Wells


"What happened

The op got the umpbridge by ladies using words like fuck, and cunt.

Cuntwaffle is a good one actually. try again

Thundercunt is far better

Tinder"

we'll get it right eventually.

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By *he turned me GreyCouple 31 weeks ago

Warwick and Coventry

Op serious question....

What's your profile tag line again?...

Mr

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By *naswingdressWoman 31 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)

Oh goodness. That last thread was a motherfucking trainwreck, wasn't it? I've not seen such a shit show in a fucking long time.

(My Nan would tell me that university rotted my brain, probably something that makes Hitler look like a liberal, and I'd keep ignoring it)

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By *inky_couple2020Couple 31 weeks ago

North West


"Oh, I'm glad we get to carry this on.

Carry On Matron?!

Are you not in bed already, KC? Foul-mouthed and up past midnight!? Call yourself a woman?!?!

"

Erm. I'm donkeystoning the front step. In my clogs

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By *elloWoman 31 weeks ago

alpha centauri

Some men have to pay out a fortune to be abused like this, but he's getting his rocks off for free.

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple 31 weeks ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow


"This is so entertaining I'm still waiting "

You've waited 12 years for a date I'm sure you can wait as long for your request

Tinder

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By *ou only live onceMan 31 weeks ago

London


"What happened

The op got the umpbridge by ladies using words like fuck, and cunt.

Cuntwaffle is a good one actually. try again

Erm. Fuckwit? "

Better. I think cuntwaffle is too 'cuddly' to be insulting. Give me some edge!

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By *eecount1815 OP   Man 31 weeks ago

Tenbury Wells


"What happened

The op got the umpbridge by ladies using words like fuck, and cunt.

Cuntwaffle is a good one actually. try again

Erm. Fuckwit? "

it begins with the letter S and it's not sandwiches.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple 31 weeks ago

North West


"What happened

The op got the umpbridge by ladies using words like fuck, and cunt.

Cuntwaffle is a good one actually. try again

Erm. Fuckwit?

Better. I think cuntwaffle is too 'cuddly' to be insulting. Give me some edge!"

Edging, in the midnight hour? Oooooooo you naughty, naughty man

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By *inky_couple2020Couple 31 weeks ago

North West


"What happened

The op got the umpbridge by ladies using words like fuck, and cunt.

Cuntwaffle is a good one actually. try again

Erm. Fuckwit? it begins with the letter S and it's not sandwiches."

Shithousery.

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By (user no longer on site) 31 weeks ago


"I think the past 12 years demonstrate that women are giving you what you deserve already "

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By *he turned me GreyCouple 31 weeks ago

Warwick and Coventry


"What happened

The op got the umpbridge by ladies using words like fuck, and cunt.

Cuntwaffle is a good one actually. try again

Erm. Fuckwit? it begins with the letter S and it's not sandwiches."

Ooohh I know op, it's shitcunt....what do I win

Mr

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By *ealMissShadyWoman 31 weeks ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders


"What happened

The op got the umpbridge by ladies using words like fuck, and cunt.

Cuntwaffle is a good one actually."

I like how cuntish it sounds

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By (user no longer on site) 31 weeks ago

Ngl OP

You’re getting COOKED.

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By *eecount1815 OP   Man 31 weeks ago

Tenbury Wells


"Some men have to pay out a fortune to be abused like this, but he's getting his rocks off for free."
I'm not the one abusing my body.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple 31 weeks ago

North West


"Ngl OP

You’re getting COOKED. "

Fuuuuuuuck, I have to laugh quietly

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple 31 weeks ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow


"What happened

The op got the umpbridge by ladies using words like fuck, and cunt.

Cuntwaffle is a good one actually. try again

Erm. Fuckwit? it begins with the letter S and it's not sandwiches.

Ooohh I know op, it's shitcunt....what do I win

Mr "

No no it's spunkface

Tinder

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By *inky_couple2020Couple 31 weeks ago

North West


"What happened

The op got the umpbridge by ladies using words like fuck, and cunt.

Cuntwaffle is a good one actually.

I like how cuntish it sounds try Salad "

SHITSALAD

Describes tonight's threads to perfection

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By *he turned me GreyCouple 31 weeks ago

Warwick and Coventry


"What happened

The op got the umpbridge by ladies using words like fuck, and cunt.

Cuntwaffle is a good one actually.

I like how cuntish it sounds try Salad "

See cuntish works really well....

Mr

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By (user no longer on site) 31 weeks ago


"Ngl OP

You’re getting COOKED.

Fuuuuuuuck, I have to laugh quietly "

Maybe I should apologise actually

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By (user no longer on site) 31 weeks ago

Ohhhh....I thank the general world survey for putting me in the top 20 percent...and I didn't have to wait 12 years

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By *eecount1815 OP   Man 31 weeks ago

Tenbury Wells


"What happened

The op got the umpbridge by ladies using words like fuck, and cunt.

Cuntwaffle is a good one actually. try again

Erm. Fuckwit? it begins with the letter S and it's not sandwiches.

Ooohh I know op, it's shitcunt....what do I win

Mr

No no it's spunkface

Tinder"

How about Salad?

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By *he turned me GreyCouple 31 weeks ago

Warwick and Coventry


"What happened

The op got the umpbridge by ladies using words like fuck, and cunt.

Cuntwaffle is a good one actually. try again

Erm. Fuckwit? it begins with the letter S and it's not sandwiches.

Ooohh I know op, it's shitcunt....what do I win

Mr

No no it's spunkface

Tinder"

No no tinder it's Spunkbubble

Mr

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By *inky_couple2020Couple 31 weeks ago

North West


"Ngl OP

You’re getting COOKED.

Fuuuuuuuck, I have to laugh quietly

Maybe I should apologise actually"

Apologise to Mr KC for disturbing his beauty sleep

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple 31 weeks ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow


"What happened

The op got the umpbridge by ladies using words like fuck, and cunt.

Cuntwaffle is a good one actually. try again

Erm. Fuckwit? it begins with the letter S and it's not sandwiches.

Ooohh I know op, it's shitcunt....what do I win

Mr

No no it's spunkface

Tinder

No no tinder it's Spunkbubble

Mr "

Spunktrumpet?

Tinder

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By *ealMissShadyWoman 31 weeks ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders


"What happened

The op got the umpbridge by ladies using words like fuck, and cunt.

Cuntwaffle is a good one actually.

I like how cuntish it sounds try Salad "

Shove your salad up your poo pipe

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By (user no longer on site) 31 weeks ago

He is proving the endurance he says he has in his profile I'll say that.

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By *rLothbrokMan 31 weeks ago

Lancs


"Ngl OP

You’re getting COOKED. "

Not the roasting he first thought of when joining fab

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By *eecount1815 OP   Man 31 weeks ago

Tenbury Wells

Ladies it's not rocket science, I'm not asking you to reverse park, I'm just asking for a simple sorry.

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By *he turned me GreyCouple 31 weeks ago

Warwick and Coventry


"What happened

The op got the umpbridge by ladies using words like fuck, and cunt.

Cuntwaffle is a good one actually. try again

Erm. Fuckwit? it begins with the letter S and it's not sandwiches.

Ooohh I know op, it's shitcunt....what do I win

Mr

No no it's spunkface

Tinder

No no tinder it's Spunkbubble

Mr

Spunktrumpet?

Tinder"

Spunkbucket....

Mr

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple 31 weeks ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow


"What happened

The op got the umpbridge by ladies using words like fuck, and cunt.

Cuntwaffle is a good one actually. try again

Erm. Fuckwit? it begins with the letter S and it's not sandwiches.

Ooohh I know op, it's shitcunt....what do I win

Mr

No no it's spunkface

Tinder How about Salad?"

I'll pass this body was made from KFC it'll ruin my appetite

Tinder

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By *rLothbrokMan 31 weeks ago

Lancs


"you really are a glutton for punishment arent you - or is that your thing entertaining - can i watch this thread implode too please

I’ll get you some popcorn.

thank you - coming to sit in the corner and watch "

I’ll get drinks too. This roasting might get a bit warm.

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By *eecount1815 OP   Man 31 weeks ago

Tenbury Wells


"What happened

The op got the umpbridge by ladies using words like fuck, and cunt.

Cuntwaffle is a good one actually.

I like how cuntish it sounds try Salad

Shove your salad up your poo pipe

"

it's only 50 pence lol

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By *naswingdressWoman 31 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Ladies it's not rocket science, I'm not asking you to reverse park, I'm just asking for a simple sorry."

Keep digging mate, this is comedy motherfucking gold. I haven't laughed so fucking hard in cunting ages. Shit

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By *ittlebirdWoman 31 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

This has made my night. Even from holiday I’ve exceeded my cunt-bomb quota

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By *eecount1815 OP   Man 31 weeks ago

Tenbury Wells


"What happened

The op got the umpbridge by ladies using words like fuck, and cunt.

Cuntwaffle is a good one actually.

I like how cuntish it sounds try Salad

SHITSALAD

Describes tonight's threads to perfection "

Land Whale documentary

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By *he turned me GreyCouple 31 weeks ago

Warwick and Coventry

Op your salad is getting slaughtered here..yiu need to step up your game....I'm actually getting a slight twinge of empathy for you....

Mr

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By *eecount1815 OP   Man 31 weeks ago

Tenbury Wells


"This has made my night. Even from holiday I’ve exceeded my cunt-bomb quota "
your mother would be proud

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By (user no longer on site) 31 weeks ago


"This has made my night. Even from holiday I’ve exceeded my cunt-bomb quota "

ARE YOU ON HOLIDAY?

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By *ot to giggleWoman 31 weeks ago

Coventry


"Ohhhh....I thank the general world survey for putting me in the top 20 percent...and I didn't have to wait 12 years"

hey silver - were you on a winning streak

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By *he turned me GreyCouple 31 weeks ago

Warwick and Coventry


"This has made my night. Even from holiday I’ve exceeded my cunt-bomb quota "

Don't spit out that pina colada, we know you only swallow though LB

Mr

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By *naswingdressWoman 31 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)

My mother always said that apologies only counted if you meant them.

I can offer you an Apologia though. Plato did the famous one, Xenophon did a knock off. Antiphon did pairs if you're into pursuit as well, and I'm sure I could find plenty in the other orators. Like property law, family trees, and text so worthwhile it sent the translator to the loony bin? Isaeus is your man.

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By (user no longer on site) 31 weeks ago


"Ohhhh....I thank the general world survey for putting me in the top 20 percent...and I didn't have to wait 12 years

hey silver - were you on a winning streak"

Again!!!! lol

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By *tudentForFunMan 31 weeks ago

Craigavon

Think this may be bait guys

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By (user no longer on site) 31 weeks ago

The group chat I've shared the link in is loving this. Keep it up OP.

Something salad 50p etc

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By *ot to giggleWoman 31 weeks ago

Coventry


"you really are a glutton for punishment arent you - or is that your thing entertaining - can i watch this thread implode too please

I’ll get you some popcorn.

thank you - coming to sit in the corner and watch

I’ll get drinks too. This roasting might get a bit warm. "

ooh thank you - we may need the bean bags - think we could be here a while

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman 31 weeks ago

Carlisle usually


"Ladies it's not rocket science, I'm not asking you to reverse park, I'm just asking for a simple sorry."

Perhaps you'd have more luck asking for a date

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By *eecount1815 OP   Man 31 weeks ago

Tenbury Wells


"Ladies it's not rocket science, I'm not asking you to reverse park, I'm just asking for a simple sorry.

Keep digging mate, this is comedy motherfucking gold. I haven't laughed so fucking hard in cunting ages. Shit "

that's attractive in the slightest, oh my goodness me, gutter mouth

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple 31 weeks ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow


"What happened

The op got the umpbridge by ladies using words like fuck, and cunt.

Cuntwaffle is a good one actually. try again

Erm. Fuckwit? it begins with the letter S and it's not sandwiches.

Ooohh I know op, it's shitcunt....what do I win

Mr

No no it's spunkface

Tinder

No no tinder it's Spunkbubble

Mr "

Shitty shitty bang bang

Tinder

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By *hoirCouple 31 weeks ago

Clacton/Bury St. Edmunds


"Ladies it's not rocket science, I'm not asking you to reverse park, I'm just asking for a simple sorry.

Keep digging mate, this is comedy motherfucking gold. I haven't laughed so fucking hard in cunting ages. Shit "

Oh bollocks.

C

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By (user no longer on site) 31 weeks ago


"Think this may be bait guys "

Well yeah but it is entertaining at least. Beats the usual tribute your wife or who wanking now threads.

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By *elloWoman 31 weeks ago

alpha centauri


"The group chat I've shared the link in is loving this. Keep it up OP.

Something salad 50p etc"

I think he might work in the government, cause he has absolutely no knowledge of how much it costs to put healthy food on the table

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple 31 weeks ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow


"Ladies it's not rocket science, I'm not asking you to reverse park, I'm just asking for a simple sorry.

Perhaps you'd have more luck asking for a date "

Tinder

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By *eecount1815 OP   Man 31 weeks ago

Tenbury Wells


"The group chat I've shared the link in is loving this. Keep it up OP.

Something salad 50p etc

I think he might work in the government, cause he has absolutely no knowledge of how much it costs to put healthy food on the table "

A salad is 50 pence, fruit and veg Ilse, Tesco just avoid the cakes don't even look at them

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By *ed VoluptaWoman 31 weeks ago

Wirral.

Oh OP, you've made my night. You really have. I've not enjoyed myself like this on FAB in a long time.

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By (user no longer on site) 31 weeks ago


"The group chat I've shared the link in is loving this. Keep it up OP.

Something salad 50p etc

I think he might work in the government, cause he has absolutely no knowledge of how much it costs to put healthy food on the table "

Well no I'm sure a tough rugged man like that hunts for his food and eats it raw or something

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By *naswingdressWoman 31 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Ladies it's not rocket science, I'm not asking you to reverse park, I'm just asking for a simple sorry.

Keep digging mate, this is comedy motherfucking gold. I haven't laughed so fucking hard in cunting ages. Shit that's attractive in the slightest, oh my goodness me, gutter mouth "

Oh me oh my, fetch me my smelling salts, a Man finds my cunting language offensive. Whatever shall I fucking do, after I stop laughing?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple 31 weeks ago

North West


"Think this may be bait guys "

His bait is shit though.

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By *revaunanceCouple 31 weeks ago

Exeter

For those that don't want to bother to find it the original post was not a question, just a statement of opinion bt the OP:

I've always struggled with Women, haven't been on date now for over 12 years, I was on Tinder for 5 years and No matches.. I'm beginning to think that All Women Care about is Money..I know I definitely need a Manual.

It can be found here: https://www.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/1603864

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By *elloWoman 31 weeks ago

alpha centauri


"The group chat I've shared the link in is loving this. Keep it up OP.

Something salad 50p etc

I think he might work in the government, cause he has absolutely no knowledge of how much it costs to put healthy food on the table A salad is 50 pence, fruit and veg Ilse, Tesco just avoid the cakes don't even look at them "

Of course it is, yes your correct, *nurse he's out of been again, get his medication and restraints*

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By (user no longer on site) 31 weeks ago


"The group chat I've shared the link in is loving this. Keep it up OP.

Something salad 50p etc

I think he might work in the government, cause he has absolutely no knowledge of how much it costs to put healthy food on the table A salad is 50 pence, fruit and veg Ilse, Tesco just avoid the cakes don't even look at them "

A whole cucumber is 89p on its own

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By *inky_couple2020Couple 31 weeks ago

North West

Did we guess the 'S' right yet? New letter?

Or do we raise with spaffsock?

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By *eecount1815 OP   Man 31 weeks ago

Tenbury Wells


"The group chat I've shared the link in is loving this. Keep it up OP.

Something salad 50p etc

I think he might work in the government, cause he has absolutely no knowledge of how much it costs to put healthy food on the table A salad is 50 pence, fruit and veg Ilse, Tesco just avoid the cakes don't even look at them

A whole cucumber is 89p on its own"

I could cook you a spaghetti Bolognese from fresh for a fiver.

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By *ealMissShadyWoman 31 weeks ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders


"Ladies it's not rocket science, I'm not asking you to reverse park, I'm just asking for a simple sorry."

I've no more fucks to give

My fuck fuse has just blown

I've been hunting for my fucks all day

But they've upped and fucked off home!

I've no more fucks to give

My fuck rations are depleted

I've rallied my fuck army but it's been fucking defeated!

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By *naswingdressWoman 31 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)


"The group chat I've shared the link in is loving this. Keep it up OP.

Something salad 50p etc

I think he might work in the government, cause he has absolutely no knowledge of how much it costs to put healthy food on the table A salad is 50 pence, fruit and veg Ilse, Tesco just avoid the cakes don't even look at them

A whole cucumber is 89p on its own I could cook you a spaghetti Bolognese from fresh for a fiver."

Is that a salad?

Is butter a carb?

Do you think you attract women with vinegar?

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By *eecount1815 OP   Man 31 weeks ago

Tenbury Wells

Ladies, just say I'm sorry it's really not that difficult.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple 31 weeks ago

North West


"The group chat I've shared the link in is loving this. Keep it up OP.

Something salad 50p etc

I think he might work in the government, cause he has absolutely no knowledge of how much it costs to put healthy food on the table A salad is 50 pence, fruit and veg Ilse, Tesco just avoid the cakes don't even look at them

A whole cucumber is 89p on its own I could cook you a spaghetti Bolognese from fresh for a fiver."

Do a veggie one for 50p please.

Anyway, back to the important shit.

Letter S. Complete or no?

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By (user no longer on site) 31 weeks ago


"The group chat I've shared the link in is loving this. Keep it up OP.

Something salad 50p etc

I think he might work in the government, cause he has absolutely no knowledge of how much it costs to put healthy food on the table A salad is 50 pence, fruit and veg Ilse, Tesco just avoid the cakes don't even look at them

A whole cucumber is 89p on its own I could cook you a spaghetti Bolognese from fresh for a fiver."

Yeah so could I but thats not a salad.

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By *naswingdressWoman 31 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Ladies it's not rocket science, I'm not asking you to reverse park, I'm just asking for a simple sorry.

I've no more fucks to give

My fuck fuse has just blown

I've been hunting for my fucks all day

But they've upped and fucked off home!

I've no more fucks to give

My fuck rations are depleted

I've rallied my fuck army but it's been fucking defeated!"

For some reason my brain tried to set this to the tune of the Backstreet Boys (All I Have to Give)

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By *elloWoman 31 weeks ago

alpha centauri


"The group chat I've shared the link in is loving this. Keep it up OP.

Something salad 50p etc

I think he might work in the government, cause he has absolutely no knowledge of how much it costs to put healthy food on the table A salad is 50 pence, fruit and veg Ilse, Tesco just avoid the cakes don't even look at them

A whole cucumber is 89p on its own I could cook you a spaghetti Bolognese from fresh for a fiver."

You do know that spaghetti Bolognese isn't a salad and that a fiver is more than 50 pence

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By *eecount1815 OP   Man 31 weeks ago

Tenbury Wells


"The group chat I've shared the link in is loving this. Keep it up OP.

Something salad 50p etc

I think he might work in the government, cause he has absolutely no knowledge of how much it costs to put healthy food on the table A salad is 50 pence, fruit and veg Ilse, Tesco just avoid the cakes don't even look at them

A whole cucumber is 89p on its own I could cook you a spaghetti Bolognese from fresh for a fiver.

Is that a salad?

Is butter a carb?

Do you think you attract women with vinegar?"

I piss vinegar and Gun carbon.

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By *ealMissShadyWoman 31 weeks ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders


"Ladies it's not rocket science, I'm not asking you to reverse park, I'm just asking for a simple sorry.

I've no more fucks to give

My fuck fuse has just blown

I've been hunting for my fucks all day

But they've upped and fucked off home!

I've no more fucks to give

My fuck rations are depleted

I've rallied my fuck army but it's been fucking defeated!

For some reason my brain tried to set this to the tune of the Backstreet Boys (All I Have to Give) "

Does it work?

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By *electableicecreamMan 31 weeks ago

The West

This trolling lacks sophistication.

A good troll has subtlety, sophistication and finesse.

OP just done blew his load and this latest effort has really just degenerated into a low grade circle jerk.

Disappointing.

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By *naswingdressWoman 31 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Ladies, just say I'm sorry it's really not that difficult."

The last person to successfully pull that on me was my mother, and it was probably at least twenty years ago.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple 31 weeks ago

North West


"The group chat I've shared the link in is loving this. Keep it up OP.

Something salad 50p etc

I think he might work in the government, cause he has absolutely no knowledge of how much it costs to put healthy food on the table A salad is 50 pence, fruit and veg Ilse, Tesco just avoid the cakes don't even look at them

A whole cucumber is 89p on its own I could cook you a spaghetti Bolognese from fresh for a fiver.

Is that a salad?

Is butter a carb?

Do you think you attract women with vinegar? I piss vinegar and Gun carbon."

Fuck. You'd better see a doctor if you piss vinegar

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By (user no longer on site) 31 weeks ago


"This trolling lacks sophistication.

A good troll has subtlety, sophistication and finesse.

OP just done blew his load and this latest effort has really just degenerated into a low grade circle jerk.

Disappointing."

I just want the secret to getting 50p salads

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By *naswingdressWoman 31 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Ladies it's not rocket science, I'm not asking you to reverse park, I'm just asking for a simple sorry.

I've no more fucks to give

My fuck fuse has just blown

I've been hunting for my fucks all day

But they've upped and fucked off home!

I've no more fucks to give

My fuck rations are depleted

I've rallied my fuck army but it's been fucking defeated!

For some reason my brain tried to set this to the tune of the Backstreet Boys (All I Have to Give)

Does it work? "

Not entirely. I got as far as "cos it seems I'm all out of fucks to give" instead of the first line of the chorus

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By *eecount1815 OP   Man 31 weeks ago

Tenbury Wells


"Ladies, just say I'm sorry it's really not that difficult.

The last person to successfully pull that on me was my mother, and it was probably at least twenty years ago."

come on now, you know you can do It,deep breaths now.

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By *naswingdressWoman 31 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)


"The group chat I've shared the link in is loving this. Keep it up OP.

Something salad 50p etc

I think he might work in the government, cause he has absolutely no knowledge of how much it costs to put healthy food on the table A salad is 50 pence, fruit and veg Ilse, Tesco just avoid the cakes don't even look at them

A whole cucumber is 89p on its own I could cook you a spaghetti Bolognese from fresh for a fiver.

Is that a salad?

Is butter a carb?

Do you think you attract women with vinegar? I piss vinegar and Gun carbon."

Do you think that's attractive?

Attraction is a two way street, you know.

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By *naswingdressWoman 31 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Ladies, just say I'm sorry it's really not that difficult.

The last person to successfully pull that on me was my mother, and it was probably at least twenty years ago. come on now, you know you can do It,deep breaths now."

Of course I can. I don't see any reason to.

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By *ealMissShadyWoman 31 weeks ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders


"Ladies it's not rocket science, I'm not asking you to reverse park, I'm just asking for a simple sorry.

I've no more fucks to give

My fuck fuse has just blown

I've been hunting for my fucks all day

But they've upped and fucked off home!

I've no more fucks to give

My fuck rations are depleted

I've rallied my fuck army but it's been fucking defeated!

For some reason my brain tried to set this to the tune of the Backstreet Boys (All I Have to Give)

Does it work?

Not entirely. I got as far as "cos it seems I'm all out of fucks to give" instead of the first line of the chorus "

Oh, that's disappointing

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By *eecount1815 OP   Man 31 weeks ago

Tenbury Wells


"Ladies it's not rocket science, I'm not asking you to reverse park, I'm just asking for a simple sorry.

I've no more fucks to give

My fuck fuse has just blown

I've been hunting for my fucks all day

But they've upped and fucked off home!

I've no more fucks to give

My fuck rations are depleted

I've rallied my fuck army but it's been fucking defeated!

For some reason my brain tried to set this to the tune of the Backstreet Boys (All I Have to Give)

Does it work?

Not entirely. I got as far as "cos it seems I'm all out of fucks to give" instead of the first line of the chorus "

I was going to laugh then, nearly but I just remembered that female comedian's aren't funny ahh

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By *elloWoman 31 weeks ago

alpha centauri


"This trolling lacks sophistication.

A good troll has subtlety, sophistication and finesse.

OP just done blew his load and this latest effort has really just degenerated into a low grade circle jerk.

Disappointing.

I just want the secret to getting 50p salads"

Me too, maybe he's shop lifting? 50p would just about buy the little pot of cress, what a boring salad

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By *eecount1815 OP   Man 31 weeks ago

Tenbury Wells


"you really are a glutton for punishment arent you - or is that your thing entertaining - can i watch this thread implode too please "
implode, that's a big word.

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By *naswingdressWoman 31 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Ladies it's not rocket science, I'm not asking you to reverse park, I'm just asking for a simple sorry.

I've no more fucks to give

My fuck fuse has just blown

I've been hunting for my fucks all day

But they've upped and fucked off home!

I've no more fucks to give

My fuck rations are depleted

I've rallied my fuck army but it's been fucking defeated!

For some reason my brain tried to set this to the tune of the Backstreet Boys (All I Have to Give)

Does it work?

Not entirely. I got as far as "cos it seems I'm all out of fucks to give" instead of the first line of the chorus I was going to laugh then, nearly but I just remembered that female comedian's aren't funny ahh"

Given the problem you were asking about in your previous thread, do you think the way you're responding would help your predicament at all?

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By *eecount1815 OP   Man 31 weeks ago

Tenbury Wells


"This trolling lacks sophistication.

A good troll has subtlety, sophistication and finesse.

OP just done blew his load and this latest effort has really just degenerated into a low grade circle jerk.

Disappointing.

I just want the secret to getting 50p salads

Me too, maybe he's shop lifting? 50p would just about buy the little pot of cress, what a boring salad"

yeah, not enough sugar on it..

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By *nnCeeWoman 31 weeks ago

East of Eden, West of Hell


"The group chat I've shared the link in is loving this. Keep it up OP.

Something salad 50p etc

I think he might work in the government, cause he has absolutely no knowledge of how much it costs to put healthy food on the table A salad is 50 pence, fruit and veg Ilse, Tesco just avoid the cakes don't even look at them

A whole cucumber is 89p on its own I could cook you a spaghetti Bolognese from fresh for a fiver."

Rishi- don't stay up to late, mate, you've a fucking country to run into the ground

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By *eecount1815 OP   Man 31 weeks ago

Tenbury Wells

Ladies if one of you just apologized, I'd be happy.

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By *elloWoman 31 weeks ago

alpha centauri


"Ladies it's not rocket science, I'm not asking you to reverse park, I'm just asking for a simple sorry.

I've no more fucks to give

My fuck fuse has just blown

I've been hunting for my fucks all day

But they've upped and fucked off home!

I've no more fucks to give

My fuck rations are depleted

I've rallied my fuck army but it's been fucking defeated!

For some reason my brain tried to set this to the tune of the Backstreet Boys (All I Have to Give)

Does it work?

Not entirely. I got as far as "cos it seems I'm all out of fucks to give" instead of the first line of the chorus I was going to laugh then, nearly but I just remembered that female comedian's aren't funny ahh"

That woman who dated you 12 years ago must of been "funny"

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By *inky_couple2020Couple 31 weeks ago

North West


"Ladies it's not rocket science, I'm not asking you to reverse park, I'm just asking for a simple sorry.

I've no more fucks to give

My fuck fuse has just blown

I've been hunting for my fucks all day

But they've upped and fucked off home!

I've no more fucks to give

My fuck rations are depleted

I've rallied my fuck army but it's been fucking defeated!

For some reason my brain tried to set this to the tune of the Backstreet Boys (All I Have to Give)

Does it work?

Not entirely. I got as far as "cos it seems I'm all out of fucks to give" instead of the first line of the chorus I was going to laugh then, nearly but I just remembered that female comedian's aren't funny ahh"

Oh! Oh!

I've got a new word guessing game.

I spy with my little eye, something beginning with 'M'

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By (user no longer on site) 31 weeks ago

Well, it was a pleasure taking part everyone. But OPs veil is slipping and its stopped being entertaining.

Have a good 50p salad everyone

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By *inky_couple2020Couple 31 weeks ago

North West


"Well, it was a pleasure taking part everyone. But OPs veil is slipping and its stopped being entertaining.

Have a good 50p salad everyone"

*Passes the Fruit Salad [sweets]*

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By *rLothbrokMan 31 weeks ago

Lancs


"Ladies it's not rocket science, I'm not asking you to reverse park, I'm just asking for a simple sorry.

I've no more fucks to give

My fuck fuse has just blown

I've been hunting for my fucks all day

But they've upped and fucked off home!

I've no more fucks to give

My fuck rations are depleted

I've rallied my fuck army but it's been fucking defeated!

For some reason my brain tried to set this to the tune of the Backstreet Boys (All I Have to Give)

Does it work?

Not entirely. I got as far as "cos it seems I'm all out of fucks to give" instead of the first line of the chorus I was going to laugh then, nearly but I just remembered that female comedian's aren't funny ahh

Oh! Oh!

I've got a new word guessing game.

I spy with my little eye, something beginning with 'M' "

Miserable cunt?

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By *naswingdressWoman 31 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Ladies if one of you just apologized, I'd be happy."

So far I've seen you tone policing, insulting people for your ideas about their weight because salad costs less than individual ingredients and another dish, and making hoary jokes about women which were stale twenty years ago.

I don't think you need an apology, I think you need some introspection.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple 31 weeks ago

North West


"Ladies it's not rocket science, I'm not asking you to reverse park, I'm just asking for a simple sorry.

I've no more fucks to give

My fuck fuse has just blown

I've been hunting for my fucks all day

But they've upped and fucked off home!

I've no more fucks to give

My fuck rations are depleted

I've rallied my fuck army but it's been fucking defeated!

For some reason my brain tried to set this to the tune of the Backstreet Boys (All I Have to Give)

Does it work?

Not entirely. I got as far as "cos it seems I'm all out of fucks to give" instead of the first line of the chorus I was going to laugh then, nearly but I just remembered that female comedian's aren't funny ahh

Oh! Oh!

I've got a new word guessing game.

I spy with my little eye, something beginning with 'M'

Miserable cunt? "

No. Try again

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By *eecount1815 OP   Man 31 weeks ago

Tenbury Wells


"Ladies it's not rocket science, I'm not asking you to reverse park, I'm just asking for a simple sorry.

I've no more fucks to give

My fuck fuse has just blown

I've been hunting for my fucks all day

But they've upped and fucked off home!

I've no more fucks to give

My fuck rations are depleted

I've rallied my fuck army but it's been fucking defeated!

For some reason my brain tried to set this to the tune of the Backstreet Boys (All I Have to Give)

Does it work?

Not entirely. I got as far as "cos it seems I'm all out of fucks to give" instead of the first line of the chorus I was going to laugh then, nearly but I just remembered that female comedian's aren't funny ahh

Oh! Oh!

I've got a new word guessing game.

I spy with my little eye, something beginning with 'M' "

Mushroom Omelette,oh no, that's far too healthy.

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By *hiskasMan 31 weeks ago

Llanelli

[Removed by poster at 22/05/24 00:42:52]

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By *ou only live onceMan 31 weeks ago

London

This has been fun, but I must go to sleep. G'night, cunts.

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By *naswingdressWoman 31 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Ladies it's not rocket science, I'm not asking you to reverse park, I'm just asking for a simple sorry.

I've no more fucks to give

My fuck fuse has just blown

I've been hunting for my fucks all day

But they've upped and fucked off home!

I've no more fucks to give

My fuck rations are depleted

I've rallied my fuck army but it's been fucking defeated!

For some reason my brain tried to set this to the tune of the Backstreet Boys (All I Have to Give)

Does it work?

Not entirely. I got as far as "cos it seems I'm all out of fucks to give" instead of the first line of the chorus I was going to laugh then, nearly but I just remembered that female comedian's aren't funny ahh

Oh! Oh!

I've got a new word guessing game.

I spy with my little eye, something beginning with 'M' "

Macho macho man?

I love the Village People!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple 31 weeks ago

North West


"Ladies it's not rocket science, I'm not asking you to reverse park, I'm just asking for a simple sorry.

I've no more fucks to give

My fuck fuse has just blown

I've been hunting for my fucks all day

But they've upped and fucked off home!

I've no more fucks to give

My fuck rations are depleted

I've rallied my fuck army but it's been fucking defeated!

For some reason my brain tried to set this to the tune of the Backstreet Boys (All I Have to Give)

Does it work?

Not entirely. I got as far as "cos it seems I'm all out of fucks to give" instead of the first line of the chorus I was going to laugh then, nearly but I just remembered that female comedian's aren't funny ahh

Oh! Oh!

I've got a new word guessing game.

I spy with my little eye, something beginning with 'M' Mushroom Omelette,oh no, that's far too healthy."

No. Have another go.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple 31 weeks ago

North West


"This has been fun, but I must go to sleep. G'night, cunts."

Lightweight

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By *ed VoluptaWoman 31 weeks ago

Wirral.


"Ladies if one of you just apologized, I'd be happy."

How about this.

I'm sorry you not had a shag for 12 years and I'm really sorry that no one has apologised yet.

BUT, maybe if you stopped projecting incel vibes we'd embrace you to our ample bosom.

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By *eecount1815 OP   Man 31 weeks ago

Tenbury Wells


"Ladies it's not rocket science, I'm not asking you to reverse park, I'm just asking for a simple sorry.

I've no more fucks to give

My fuck fuse has just blown

I've been hunting for my fucks all day

But they've upped and fucked off home!

I've no more fucks to give

My fuck rations are depleted

I've rallied my fuck army but it's been fucking defeated!

For some reason my brain tried to set this to the tune of the Backstreet Boys (All I Have to Give)

Does it work?

Not entirely. I got as far as "cos it seems I'm all out of fucks to give" instead of the first line of the chorus I was going to laugh then, nearly but I just remembered that female comedian's aren't funny ahh

Oh! Oh!

I've got a new word guessing game.

I spy with my little eye, something beginning with 'M'

Miserable cunt?

No. Try again "

you got it wrong, AHH

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By *ed VoluptaWoman 31 weeks ago

Wirral.


"This has been fun, but I must go to sleep. G'night, cunts."

Yolo! Language!

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple 31 weeks ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow


"Ladies, just say I'm sorry it's really not that difficult.

The last person to successfully pull that on me was my mother, and it was probably at least twenty years ago. come on now, you know you can do It,deep breaths now."

Got asthma mate deep breaths are hard

Tinder

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By *rLothbrokMan 31 weeks ago

Lancs


"Ladies it's not rocket science, I'm not asking you to reverse park, I'm just asking for a simple sorry.

I've no more fucks to give

My fuck fuse has just blown

I've been hunting for my fucks all day

But they've upped and fucked off home!

I've no more fucks to give

My fuck rations are depleted

I've rallied my fuck army but it's been fucking defeated!

For some reason my brain tried to set this to the tune of the Backstreet Boys (All I Have to Give)

Does it work?

Not entirely. I got as far as "cos it seems I'm all out of fucks to give" instead of the first line of the chorus I was going to laugh then, nearly but I just remembered that female comedian's aren't funny ahh

Oh! Oh!

I've got a new word guessing game.

I spy with my little eye, something beginning with 'M'

Miserable cunt?

No. Try again "

I thought I was spot on then

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By *ealMissShadyWoman 31 weeks ago

St Albans/ Welsh Borders


"Ladies if one of you just apologized, I'd be happy."

How about not a fucking cats chance in hell

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By (user no longer on site) 31 weeks ago

I go to bed for a couple off hours and the lounge desens in to madness

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By *eecount1815 OP   Man 31 weeks ago

Tenbury Wells

Ladies, repeat after me, we are very, very sorry, this won't happen again.

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By *naswingdressWoman 31 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)


"This has been fun, but I must go to sleep. G'night, cunts.

Yolo! Language! "

Yes. There are cunting LADIES present, we must watch our fucking mouths.

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By *eecount1815 OP   Man 31 weeks ago

Tenbury Wells


"I go to bed for a couple off hours and the lounge desens in to madness "
this doesn't concern you.

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By *naswingdressWoman 31 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Ladies, repeat after me, we are very, very sorry, this won't happen again."

My mother taught me to never apologise when I didn't mean it.

Also, while she might have extracted forced apologies out of me twenty years ago, this kind of condescending piddle got nothing but derision closer to thirty years ago.

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By (user no longer on site) 31 weeks ago


"Ladies, repeat after me, we are very, very sorry, this won't happen again."

Op sorry to tell you I just read all the threads the only one who should be say sorry is you

Completely out off line

And the lounge dose what the lounge dose

Maybe start again op

Say sorry and prove your worth

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By *eecount1815 OP   Man 31 weeks ago

Tenbury Wells


"Ladies, repeat after me, we are very, very sorry, this won't happen again.

My mother taught me to never apologise when I didn't mean it.

Also, while she might have extracted forced apologies out of me twenty years ago, this kind of condescending piddle got nothing but derision closer to thirty years ago."

wrong answer

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By *inky_couple2020Couple 31 weeks ago

North West


"Ladies, repeat after me, we are very, very sorry, this won't happen again."

No.

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple 31 weeks ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow


"I go to bed for a couple off hours and the lounge desens in to madness "

It's what happens when us unladylike salad dodgers are allowed on the Internet innit

Tinder

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By *ittlebirdWoman 31 weeks ago

The Big Smoke


"This has made my night. Even from holiday I’ve exceeded my cunt-bomb quota your mother would be proud "

She so would

Funny that you mention her seeing as she’s not long dead OP….

Her words of wisdom were priceless

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By *naswingdressWoman 31 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Ladies, repeat after me, we are very, very sorry, this won't happen again.

My mother taught me to never apologise when I didn't mean it.

Also, while she might have extracted forced apologies out of me twenty years ago, this kind of condescending piddle got nothing but derision closer to thirty years ago. wrong answer "

Oh that's adorable You really are something.

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By *eecount1815 OP   Man 31 weeks ago

Tenbury Wells


"This has made my night. Even from holiday I’ve exceeded my cunt-bomb quota your mother would be proud

She so would

Funny that you mention her seeing as she’s not long dead OP….

Her words of wisdom were priceless "

repeat after me,I am very, very sorry.

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By (user no longer on site) 31 weeks ago


"I go to bed for a couple off hours and the lounge desens in to madness

It's what happens when us unladylike salad dodgers are allowed on the Internet innit

Tinder "

Hugs your not unladylike to me your wonderful and beautiful tinder

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By *naswingdressWoman 31 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)


"I go to bed for a couple off hours and the lounge desens in to madness

It's what happens when us unladylike salad dodgers are allowed on the Internet innit

Tinder "

The menfolk should put us on our leashes where we belong. (I'd rather handcuffs myself)

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By *till gameMan 31 weeks ago

two doors down


"Ladies if one of you just apologized, I'd be happy.

How about this.

I'm sorry you not had a shag for 12 years and I'm really sorry that no one has apologised yet.

BUT, maybe if you stopped projecting incel vibes we'd embrace you to our ample bosom. "

Love an ample bosom , such an under used term, lay my head down on those soft pillowy beauty’s

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By *nnCeeWoman 31 weeks ago

East of Eden, West of Hell


"Ladies, I am very, very sorry, this won't happen again, I'm a twunt."

Finally... we can go to bed, girlies

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By *naswingdressWoman 31 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)


"This has made my night. Even from holiday I’ve exceeded my cunt-bomb quota your mother would be proud

She so would

Funny that you mention her seeing as she’s not long dead OP….

Her words of wisdom were priceless repeat after me,I am very, very sorry."

I am appalled that anyone would try to turn someone talking about their recently deceased parent into some sort of lecture talking to us like we're small children.

Have you no decency, sir?

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By *hiskasMan 31 weeks ago

Llanelli

Sorry to interrupted OP, but can you really ask anyone to say sorry for what the said, when you was probably perving at there pics just 5 mins before

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By *naswingdressWoman 31 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Sorry to interrupted OP, but can you really ask anyone to say sorry for what the said, when you was probably perving at there pics just 5 mins before"

Apparently any woman saying sorry to him will make up for our collective wrongs. It's like church or the Gaza strip. Fuck all of that.

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple 31 weeks ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow


"Sorry to interrupted OP, but can you really ask anyone to say sorry for what the said, when you was probably perving at there pics just 5 mins before"

He's looked at mine twice, he probably needs counselling now

Tinder

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By *naswingdressWoman 31 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Sorry to interrupted OP, but can you really ask anyone to say sorry for what the said, when you was probably perving at there pics just 5 mins before

He's looked at mine twice, he probably needs counselling now

Tinder"

All my fun pictures are in the friends section

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By *hiskasMan 31 weeks ago

Llanelli

I just find it a bit hypocritical, I'm sure it's the wrong site for snowflakes

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By *hiskasMan 31 weeks ago

Llanelli

To be fair, I had a look, and it's worth looking at twice, he just don't want to admit it

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By *naswingdressWoman 31 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)

Alright. I'll start an apology.

"The trial, in my opinion, ought to be regarded, not as the personal affair of the accused, but as the common concern of everybody in the city"

Wait, no, my lady brain is confused again. That's another apologia

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By *hiskasMan 31 weeks ago

Llanelli

Now that's just selfish of you lol

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By *naswingdressWoman 31 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)


"I just find it a bit hypocritical, I'm sure it's the wrong site for snowflakes "

I came in halfway through all of this and I'm a bit perplexed. Amused, but perplexed.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple 31 weeks ago

North West

Well shit.

It's almost ¹AM and this tomboys has work in a few short hours.

Stay real, make no apologies, comrades

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By *ittlebirdWoman 31 weeks ago

The Big Smoke


"This has made my night. Even from holiday I’ve exceeded my cunt-bomb quota your mother would be proud

She so would

Funny that you mention her seeing as she’s not long dead OP….

Her words of wisdom were priceless repeat after me,I am very, very sorry."

So cute…

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By *hiskasMan 31 weeks ago

Llanelli

So did I to be fair, I was struggling to keep up with the refreshing at one point lol

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By *eecount1815 OP   Man 31 weeks ago

Tenbury Wells


"I just find it a bit hypocritical, I'm sure it's the wrong site for snowflakes

I came in halfway through all of this and I'm a bit perplexed. Amused, but perplexed."

Women In General, but not necessarily in that order.

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By *naswingdressWoman 31 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Well shit.

It's almost ¹AM and this tomboys has work in a few short hours.

Stay real, make no apologies, comrades "

Or do it Greek style. Between the thighs

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By *naswingdressWoman 31 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)


"I just find it a bit hypocritical, I'm sure it's the wrong site for snowflakes

I came in halfway through all of this and I'm a bit perplexed. Amused, but perplexed. Women In General, but not necessarily in that order."

I thought collective punishment was a war crime

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By *ed VoluptaWoman 31 weeks ago

Wirral.

Right, I'm off to bed. Night all.

And thanks, OP. I've had a ball tonight

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By *eecount1815 OP   Man 31 weeks ago

Tenbury Wells


"I just find it a bit hypocritical, I'm sure it's the wrong site for snowflakes

I came in halfway through all of this and I'm a bit perplexed. Amused, but perplexed. Women In General, but not necessarily in that order.

I thought collective punishment was a war crime"

no It gets used in Military training, PAL..Pain assisted learning.

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By *naswingdressWoman 31 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Right, I'm off to bed. Night all.

And thanks, OP. I've had a ball tonight "

May you have many more balls, slobbering or slapping

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By *naswingdressWoman 31 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)


"I just find it a bit hypocritical, I'm sure it's the wrong site for snowflakes

I came in halfway through all of this and I'm a bit perplexed. Amused, but perplexed. Women In General, but not necessarily in that order.

I thought collective punishment was a war crimeno It gets used in Military training, PAL..Pain assisted learning."

Yes, my sides do hurt from laughing. But given how much fun this is, I think it's worth it.

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple 31 weeks ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow


"I just find it a bit hypocritical, I'm sure it's the wrong site for snowflakes

I came in halfway through all of this and I'm a bit perplexed. Amused, but perplexed. Women In General, but not necessarily in that order.

I thought collective punishment was a war crimeno It gets used in Military training, PAL..Pain assisted learning."

Ahhh does that explain your posts then

Tinder

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By *eecount1815 OP   Man 31 weeks ago

Tenbury Wells


"I just find it a bit hypocritical, I'm sure it's the wrong site for snowflakes

I came in halfway through all of this and I'm a bit perplexed. Amused, but perplexed. Women In General, but not necessarily in that order.

I thought collective punishment was a war crimeno It gets used in Military training, PAL..Pain assisted learning.

Yes, my sides do hurt from laughing. But given how much fun this is, I think it's worth it."

are you quite sure?

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By *naswingdressWoman 31 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)


"I just find it a bit hypocritical, I'm sure it's the wrong site for snowflakes

I came in halfway through all of this and I'm a bit perplexed. Amused, but perplexed. Women In General, but not necessarily in that order.

I thought collective punishment was a war crimeno It gets used in Military training, PAL..Pain assisted learning.

Ahhh does that explain your posts then

Tinder"

Masochism?

I won't kink shame you, OP. Masochism is hot

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By *rLothbrokMan 31 weeks ago

Lancs


"I just find it a bit hypocritical, I'm sure it's the wrong site for snowflakes

I came in halfway through all of this and I'm a bit perplexed. Amused, but perplexed. Women In General, but not necessarily in that order.

I thought collective punishment was a war crimeno It gets used in Military training, PAL..Pain assisted learning."

Considering your assumed military background, I’m surprised a few women using cunt has hurt you so deeply.

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By *eecount1815 OP   Man 31 weeks ago

Tenbury Wells


"I just find it a bit hypocritical, I'm sure it's the wrong site for snowflakes

I came in halfway through all of this and I'm a bit perplexed. Amused, but perplexed. Women In General, but not necessarily in that order.

I thought collective punishment was a war crimeno It gets used in Military training, PAL..Pain assisted learning.

Considering your assumed military background, I’m surprised a few women using cunt has hurt you so deeply. "

I'm not Military.

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By *ed VoluptaWoman 31 weeks ago

Wirral.


"Right, I'm off to bed. Night all.

And thanks, OP. I've had a ball tonight

May you have many more balls, slobbering or slapping "

Here's hoping, Swing

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By *rLothbrokMan 31 weeks ago

Lancs


"I just find it a bit hypocritical, I'm sure it's the wrong site for snowflakes

I came in halfway through all of this and I'm a bit perplexed. Amused, but perplexed. Women In General, but not necessarily in that order.

I thought collective punishment was a war crimeno It gets used in Military training, PAL..Pain assisted learning.

Considering your assumed military background, I’m surprised a few women using cunt has hurt you so deeply. I'm not Military."

You seemed to be in the know with military training techniques and have some issued clothing in your pic. Shame.

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By *naswingdressWoman 31 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)


"I just find it a bit hypocritical, I'm sure it's the wrong site for snowflakes

I came in halfway through all of this and I'm a bit perplexed. Amused, but perplexed. Women In General, but not necessarily in that order.

I thought collective punishment was a war crimeno It gets used in Military training, PAL..Pain assisted learning.

Yes, my sides do hurt from laughing. But given how much fun this is, I think it's worth it. are you quite sure?"

Yes, I am. You seem to have come in with some preposterous ideas and seem to be taken aback that we're not grovelling at your feet. I find it interesting. Like, anthropologically. To study.

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By *eecount1815 OP   Man 31 weeks ago

Tenbury Wells


"I just find it a bit hypocritical, I'm sure it's the wrong site for snowflakes

I came in halfway through all of this and I'm a bit perplexed. Amused, but perplexed. Women In General, but not necessarily in that order.

I thought collective punishment was a war crimeno It gets used in Military training, PAL..Pain assisted learning.

Yes, my sides do hurt from laughing. But given how much fun this is, I think it's worth it. are you quite sure?

Yes, I am. You seem to have come in with some preposterous ideas and seem to be taken aback that we're not grovelling at your feet. I find it interesting. Like, anthropologically. To study."

good

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By *eecount1815 OP   Man 31 weeks ago

Tenbury Wells


"I just find it a bit hypocritical, I'm sure it's the wrong site for snowflakes

I came in halfway through all of this and I'm a bit perplexed. Amused, but perplexed. Women In General, but not necessarily in that order.

I thought collective punishment was a war crimeno It gets used in Military training, PAL..Pain assisted learning.

Yes, my sides do hurt from laughing. But given how much fun this is, I think it's worth it. are you quite sure?

Yes, I am. You seem to have come in with some preposterous ideas and seem to be taken aback that we're not grovelling at your feet. I find it interesting. Like, anthropologically. To study. good "

study me all you want.

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple 31 weeks ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow


"I just find it a bit hypocritical, I'm sure it's the wrong site for snowflakes

I came in halfway through all of this and I'm a bit perplexed. Amused, but perplexed. Women In General, but not necessarily in that order.

I thought collective punishment was a war crimeno It gets used in Military training, PAL..Pain assisted learning.

Considering your assumed military background, I’m surprised a few women using cunt has hurt you so deeply. "

Heaven help his poor delicate constitution if a woman spoke dirty to him like.... fucking my fucking fanny you twat

Tinder

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS 31 weeks ago

Stockport


"The group chat I've shared the link in is loving this. Keep it up OP.

Something salad 50p etc

I think he might work in the government, cause he has absolutely no knowledge of how much it costs to put healthy food on the table "

He's 50p Lee!

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