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"You know the rest " So quit with your whining And show me your breast | |||
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"Roses are red, You're as mad as a hatter, Splatter my face, With your willy batter. " Oooft!  | |||
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"Roses are red Violets are blue This joke is overused And your sister is too " Bumboclart | |||
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"Roses are red Violets are blue Rhyming is hard Fancy a shag? "the perfect rhyme does exist | |||
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"Roses are red Don't be a wussy Grab your starting rod I'll open my bumpussy "
Bumpussies LIVE! xx | |||
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"Roses are red Violets are blue This joke is overused And your sister is too Bumboclart " my inner monologue read that in a Jamaican accent | |||
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"Roses are red, I’m going to bed." Enjoy your shag | |||
"Roses are red, I’m going to bed. Enjoy your shag " | |||
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"Roses are red Fred killed the thread "lol oh no i never | |||
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"Roses are red Violets are blue This joke is overused And your sister is too Bumboclart my inner monologue read that in a Jamaican accent" What other accent could it possibly be  | |||
"Roses are red Violets are blue No British Women love me Because They only want a man With high social standing And lots of Money"
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"I'll just put Max Miller's one: When roses are red, they're ripe for plucking. When a girl turns 16, she's ripe for..." Lmao Legally yes , morally would you fuck a 16 year old | |||
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"You know the rest " #NotAllRoses | |||
"Roses are red Violets are blue No British Women love me Because They only want a man With high social standing And lots of Money" Attitude like that and you might not get a date for 12 years | |||
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To be sent to someone you fancy ? | |||
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"Roses are red Unlike those daffs And I wandered lonely As a giraffe, erm.......cloud -William Wordsworth" True story. Don't forget the second stanza though:
Elephants are big
And roses are red
If elephants were clouds
We'd have a sore head | |||
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"Red are the roses Yellow is the Daff’ Now please take your knees Upon your tits I would spaff "So romantic  | |||
"Red are the roses Yellow is the Daff’ Now please take your knees Upon your tits I would spaff
So romantic "You knows it  | |||
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"Roses are red Violets are blue I’d rather eat shit Than go out with you "Sounds like you want the special interest section | |||
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"I'll just put Max Miller's one: When roses are red, they're ripe for plucking. When a girl turns 16, she's ripe for... Lmao Legally yes , morally would you fuck a 16 year old" Things were different in the 1940s... | |||
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