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Tests have revealed microplastics in all of the testicles of deceased men, who died before 2016. It was also found, to a lesser extent, in dogs.
Polyethylene was the most common plastic, followed by PVC.
This follows the discovery of plastics in the uteruses of women, found recently too 
It's shocking to think this stuff potentially gets almost everywhere inside of us, isn't it?
(Small sample size - 33 human testicles sampled) |
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By *ascaIMan 31 weeks ago
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"So my balls are now plastic like the flyaways in school? "
Flyaways is the only acceptable description for those balls  I’m not having people refer to them as air floaters..  |
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By (user no longer on site) 31 weeks ago
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"So my balls are now plastic like the flyaways in school? .
More like ping pong balls .
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 I wonder if they’ll make the same sound smashing against her ass cheeks? |
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Is this recent ? I’m surprised so many people still regularly use products containing microbeads there’s been good awareness for over 5 years & so many alternatives now.
I often wonder how much of the damage is actually caused by the marketing of drinking ridiculous amounts of water from plastic bottles
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I’ve had the snip so that explains why I can lob my balls on the card machine and make payment, I get some funny looks and so far I’ve been thrown out every time when caught but hey ho, is Britain's got talent still a thing, there could be an opening |
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"Tests have revealed microplastics in all of the testicles of deceased men, who died before 2016. It was also found, to a lesser extent, in dogs.
Polyethylene was the most common plastic, followed by PVC.
This follows the discovery of plastics in the uteruses of women, found recently too
It's shocking to think this stuff potentially gets almost everywhere inside of us, isn't it?
(Small sample size - 33 human testicles sampled)"
Yes but my first thought is tested 33 balls, so who only had one  |
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"So my balls are now plastic like the flyaways in school? .
More like ping pong balls .
I wonder if they’ll make the same sound smashing against her ass cheeks? "
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I’d hope they ping and not pong ,
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By *bi HaiveMan 31 weeks ago
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"Tests have revealed microplastics in all of the testicles of deceased men, who died before 2016. It was also found, to a lesser extent, in dogs.
Polyethylene was the most common plastic, followed by PVC.
This follows the discovery of plastics in the uteruses of women, found recently too
It's shocking to think this stuff potentially gets almost everywhere inside of us, isn't it?
(Small sample size - 33 human testicles sampled)"
Did you know you can buy plastic bollocks for dogs to have implanted after castration, to reduce stress levels and give them something to lick.
Think they're called 'mutts nuts'. |
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"Tests have revealed microplastics in all of the testicles of deceased men, who died bef ore 2016. It was also found, to a lesser extent, in dogs.
Polyethylene was the most common plastic, followed by PVC.
This follows the discovery of plastics in the uteruses of women, found recentl y too
It's shocking to think this stuff potentially gets almost everywhere inside of us, isn't it? '
(Small sample size - 33 human testicles sampled)
Did you know you can buy plastic bollocks for dogs to have implanted after castration, to reduce stress levels and give them something to lick.
Think they're called 'mutts nuts'. "
That’s the dogs bollocks that .
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"Is this recent ? I’m surprised so many people still regularly use products containing microbeads there’s been good awareness for over 5 years & so many alternatives now.
I often wonder how much of the damage is actually caused by the marketing of drinking ridiculous amounts of water from plastic bottles
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The balls were removed from the men in 2016. I should have added that they were all in the USA. I'm guessing that we're probably similarly impacted, with microplastics found from the top of Everest, down to the deepest parts of oceans.
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"Tests have revealed microplastics in all of the testicles of deceased men, who died before 2016. It was also found, to a lesser extent, in dogs.
Polyethylene was the most common plastic, followed by PVC.
This follows the discovery of plastics in the uteruses of women, found recently too
It's shocking to think this stuff potentially gets almost everywhere inside of us, isn't it?
(Small sample size - 33 human testicles sampled)
Yes but my first thought is tested 33 balls, so who only had one "
I did wonder the same but I've not done the same level of due diligence that EssexTom can always be expected to have done  |
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"So my balls are now plastic like the flyaways in school?
Please Woody, what's a flyaway ?
When you couldn’t afford a Casey "
A case ive not heard that in years , but still remember the sting of a wet casey |
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By (user no longer on site) 31 weeks ago
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"Tests have revealed microplastics in all of the testicles of deceased men, who died before 2016. It was also found, to a lesser extent, in dogs.
Polyethylene was the most common plastic, followed by PVC.
This follows the discovery of plastics in the uteruses of women, found recently too
It's shocking to think this stuff potentially gets almost everywhere inside of us, isn't it?
(Small sample size - 33 human testicles sampled)"
Long as they can still echo...when she drains them |
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By (user no longer on site) 31 weeks ago
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"So my balls are now plastic like the flyaways in school?
Please Woody, what's a flyaway ?
When you couldn’t afford a Casey
A case ive not heard that in years , but still remember the sting of a wet casey "
Remember trying heading a wet one. It could knock you over. |
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By (user no longer on site) 31 weeks ago
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They’ve found plastics deep in the Artic Icecaps I remember reading few years back so at this point it’s here to stay sadly.. even when we’ve made biodegradable materials that are similar to plastics womp |
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By (user no longer on site) 31 weeks ago
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"So my balls are now plastic like the flyaways in school?
Please Woody, what's a flyaway ?
When you couldn’t afford a Casey
A case ive not heard that in years , but still remember the sting of a wet casey "
Still have no idea what you chaps are talking about.  |
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By (user no longer on site) 31 weeks ago
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"So my balls are now plastic like the flyaways in school?
Flyaways is the only acceptable description for those balls I’m not having people refer to them as air floaters..
Do you mean clackers?  "
Men’s balls are clackers? |
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"So my balls are now plastic like the flyaways in school?
Flyaways is the only acceptable description for those balls I’m not having people refer to them as air floaters..
Do you mean clackers?
Men’s balls are clackers? "
It's my favourite thing to do with them.. probably the inspiration for a newton's cradle  |
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By *glyBettyTV/TS 31 weeks ago
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"So my balls are now plastic like the flyaways in school?
Flyaways is the only acceptable description for those balls I’m not having people refer to them as air floaters.. "
Team "air-floaters", here |
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"Is this recent ? I’m surprised so many people still regularly use products containing microbeads there’s been good awareness for over 5 years & so many alternatives now.
I often wonder how much of the damage is actually caused by the marketing of drinking ridiculous amounts of water from plastic bottles
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Water in bottles is kinda handy when the local water supply is infected with cryptosporidium from cow shit.
(I use a reusable metal bottle for my water before anyone gets cross with me!) |
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