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Can you remember back in the day when you were young and hadn’t set off properly on your sexual journey, you’d share bits of info on what to do and techniques with friends?
Well what’s the worst bit of info , advice or instruction you were ever given?
For me it was the cool guy at school who guaranteed that if the woman was on top during sex she could never get pregnant, because sperm can’t swim uphill obviously , said he was told that by his mum who was a midwife. |
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Whichever bloke told others to do the A,B,C's with their tongue needs poking in the eye.
More than one occasion it's happened and my god it's awful.
I just lay there wondering at Z if they are going onto numbers or starting again.
Mrs |
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"Can you remember back in the day when you were young and hadn’t set off properly on your sexual journey, you’d share bits of info on what to do and techniques with friends?
Well what’s the worst bit of info , advice or instruction you were ever given?
For me it was the cool guy at school who guaranteed that if the woman was on top during sex she could never get pregnant, because sperm can’t swim uphill obviously , said he was told that by his mum who was a midwife."
After tieing the Mr up 3 valentines ago I can confirm this isn't correct  then we welcomed child 2.
Never again will I have sex on valentine's day.
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"Whichever bloke told others to do the A,B,C's with their tongue needs poking in the eye.
More than one occasion it's happened and my god it's awful.
I just lay there wondering at Z if they are going onto numbers or starting again.
Mrs "
Uppercase or lowercase? Lol |
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"Whichever bloke told others to do the A,B,C's with their tongue needs poking in the eye.
More than one occasion it's happened and my god it's awful.
I just lay there wondering at Z if they are going onto numbers or starting again.
Mrs
Uppercase or lowercase? Lol"
Upper 
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By (user no longer on site) 31 weeks ago
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"Whichever bloke told others to do the A,B,C's with their tongue needs poking in the eye.
More than one occasion it's happened and my god it's awful.
I just lay there wondering at Z if they are going onto numbers or starting again.
Mrs
Uppercase or lowercase? Lol
Upper
Mrs "
I put a full stop after every letter.  |
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"Whichever bloke told others to do the A,B,C's with their tongue needs poking in the eye.
More than one occasion it's happened and my god it's awful.
I just lay there wondering at Z if they are going onto numbers or starting again.
Mrs
Uppercase or lowercase? Lol
Upper
Mrs "
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"Whichever bloke told others to do the A,B,C's with their tongue needs poking in the eye.
More than one occasion it's happened and my god it's awful.
I just lay there wondering at Z if they are going onto numbers or starting again.
Mrs
Uppercase or lowercase? Lol
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Mrs
I put a full stop after every letter. "
Can you join the letters up ??   |
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By *eliWoman 31 weeks ago
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I didn't really have any until last year when someone told me that the slimmer the woman, the tighter the vagina, the larger the woman the looser.
I'd never heard such wisdom before, truly life changing. |
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"I didn't really have any until last year when someone told me that the slimmer the woman, the tighter the vagina, the larger the woman the looser.
I'd never heard such wisdom before, truly life changing."
I heard the opposite Miss Meli.
One of us has been deceived. |
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By (user no longer on site) 31 weeks ago
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"Whichever bloke told others to do the A,B,C's with their tongue needs poking in the eye.
More than one occasion it's happened and my god it's awful.
I just lay there wondering at Z if they are going onto numbers or starting again.
Mrs
Uppercase or lowercase? Lol
Upper
Mrs
I put a full stop after every letter.
Can you join the letters up ?? "
Also, have you seen my spelling. Can you imagine an alphabet that has 12 letters.
her - have you finished already?
Me - er… yeah?!  |
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By *eliWoman 31 weeks ago
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"I didn't really have any until last year when someone told me that the slimmer the woman, the tighter the vagina, the larger the woman the looser.
I'd never heard such wisdom before, truly life changing.
I heard the opposite Miss Meli.
One of us has been deceived."
Interesting Miss Coyote, interesting. Perhaps we've both been. Scandalous isn't it? |
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"Whichever bloke told others to do the A,B,C's with their tongue needs poking in the eye.
More than one occasion it's happened and my god it's awful.
I just lay there wondering at Z if they are going onto numbers or starting again.
Mrs
Uppercase or lowercase? Lol
Upper
Mrs
I put a full stop after every letter.
Can you join the letters up ??
Also, have you seen my spelling. Can you imagine an alphabet that has 12 letters.
her - have you finished already?
Me - er… yeah?! "
 ... some people are just impatient |
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"I didn't really have any until last year when someone told me that the slimmer the woman, the tighter the vagina, the larger the woman the looser.
I'd never heard such wisdom before, truly life changing.
I heard the opposite Miss Meli.
One of us has been deceived.
Interesting Miss Coyote, interesting. Perhaps we've both been. Scandalous isn't it?"
I'll get my ruler, have all the ladies from an orderly line.
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I had to break the news to a friend that you don't have one period and that's it. She was devastated to discover it was every month .
Since then the worst 'facts' I've heard about sex have been on here and top of my list is the number of people who swear they've seen a woman with a tattoo on her vagina. |
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"Can you remember back in the day when you were young and hadn’t set off properly on your sexual journey, you’d share bits of info on what to do and techniques with friends?
Well what’s the worst bit of info , advice or instruction you were ever given?
For me it was the cool guy at school who guaranteed that if the woman was on top during sex she could never get pregnant, because sperm can’t swim uphill obviously , said he was told that by his mum who was a midwife."
Condom haha |
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By *eliWoman 31 weeks ago
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"I had to break the news to a friend that you don't have one period and that's it. She was devastated to discover it was every month .
Since then the worst 'facts' I've heard about sex have been on here and top of my list is the number of people who swear they've seen a woman with a tattoo on her vagina. "
Oh yes! And those who hate hairy vaginas. |
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"I had to break the news to a friend that you don't have one period and that's it. She was devastated to discover it was every month .
Since then the worst 'facts' I've heard about sex have been on here and top of my list is the number of people who swear they've seen a woman with a tattoo on her vagina.
Oh yes! And those who hate hairy vaginas."
and the ones who shave or wax them  |
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Where I grew up, the constantly circling fact was that you didn't need to use a condom the first time you had sex, because you couldn't get pregnant or get someone pregnant that first time...
Usually 2-4 pregnancies each year due to that tid bit.
Most amusing was one woman who thought she'd gamed the system by sleeping with guys on their first time only, then moving to another guy etc etc so shed not get pregnant (it didn't work...) |
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