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over a year ago
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"ok Ive shagged 10 women in a row...whos next
That was quick!!!!  "
they were shaking like leafs as soon as i entered them, and couldnt take anymore...one must trundle on  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Lying naked on my back on the fur rug... 
Ermmm that's not a fur rug, someones chest needs waxing!
It doesn't worry me. 3sum or more sum is good fun "
I did tell Queenie to make sure she waxed before tonight |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Lying naked on my back on the fur rug...
Ermmm that's not a fur rug, someone's chest needs waxing!
It doesn't worry me. 3sum or more sum is good fun
I did tell Queenie to make sure she waxed before tonight "
Not me I'm always smooth |
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"Lying naked on my back on the fur rug...
Ermmm that's not a fur rug, someone's chest needs waxing!
It doesn't worry me. 3sum or more sum is good fun
I did tell Queenie to make sure she waxed before tonight
Not me I'm always smooth "
And slippery? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Lying naked on my back on the fur rug...
Ermmm that's not a fur rug, someone's chest needs waxing!
It doesn't worry me. 3sum or more sum is good fun
I did tell Queenie to make sure she waxed before tonight
Not me I'm always smooth
And slippery? "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"come here queen gives us a snog...
Puckers up
 I'm feeling all left out. Where's mine?!
crystal
I will give you one  "
If you insist. Be warned, I'm greedy. I'll want more than one |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"come here queen gives us a snog...
Puckers up
I'm feeling all left out. Where's mine?!
crystal
I will give you one
If you insist. Be warned, I'm greedy. I'll want more than one "
Well there is two of us!!! We can give you a few |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"come here queen gives us a snog...
Puckers up
I'm feeling all left out. Where's mine?!
crystal
I will give you one
If you insist. Be warned, I'm greedy. I'll want more than one
Well there is two of us!!! We can give you a few "
Hope you don't mind if 2wheels joins in too He can give one too! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"come here queen gives us a snog...
Puckers up
I'm feeling all left out. Where's mine?!
crystal
I will give you one
If you insist. Be warned, I'm greedy. I'll want more than one
Well there is two of us!!! We can give you a few
Hope you don't mind if 2wheels joins in too He can give one too!"
Just the one??? Of course he can join in more the merrier |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"come here queen gives us a snog...
Puckers up
I'm feeling all left out. Where's mine?!
crystal
I will give you one
If you insist. Be warned, I'm greedy. I'll want more than one
Well there is two of us!!! We can give you a few
Hope you don't mind if 2wheels joins in too He can give one too!
Just the one??? Of course he can join in more the merrier "
He'll give as many as he can! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"come here queen gives us a snog...
Puckers up
I'm feeling all left out. Where's mine?!
crystal
come here puckers up... "
MWAH! Ohhhh taste like cherries! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I just cracked open a cold one. Anyone else want one? Or some Red Leicester cheese? 
Can I have a warm one please"
Amazing how quickly that bottle warmed up in my hand |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I just cracked open a cold one. Anyone else want one? Or some Red Leicester cheese?
Can I have a warm one please
Amazing how quickly that bottle warmed up in my hand "
Yeah that's what they all say |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I just cracked open a cold one. Anyone else want one? Or some Red Leicester cheese?
Can I have a warm one please
Amazing how quickly that bottle warmed up in my hand
Yeah that's what they all say "
Is it me, or is it getting hotter in here? Nope, another bottle just warmed up |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Room for a little one?.....budge up
There's a space next to me
oohh it might be a tight squeeze, I`ll have to get real close "
Best have a seat on my lap then |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Room for a little one?.....budge up
There's a space next to me
oohh it might be a tight squeeze, I`ll have to get real close
Best have a seat on my lap then "
Looks like there's something in the way, hmmm what should we do now? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Room for a little one?.....budge up
There's a space next to me
oohh it might be a tight squeeze, I`ll have to get real close
Best have a seat on my lap then
Looks like there's something in the way, hmmm what should we do now? "
Perhaps my face would be more comfortable for now? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Room for a little one?.....budge up
There's a space next to me
oohh it might be a tight squeeze, I`ll have to get real close
Best have a seat on my lap then
Looks like there's something in the way, hmmm what should we do now?
Perhaps my face would be more comfortable for now? "
Hmmm I like this party already, brace yourself |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm trying to sort out breakfast here, need someone to do a head count
What are we having?? "
Full English of course, only thing you can have after a good party  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can you make toast and have hangover sex at the same time?
Well if he is doing all the work I will just ask him to do it from behind by the toaster?? "
Ill do the ironing while I'm at it too |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can you make toast and have hangover sex at the same time?
Well if he is doing all the work I will just ask him to do it from behind by the toaster??
Ill do the ironing while I'm at it too "
Kettles on, so ill just kneal in front of you whilst you do the ironing |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Stumbling in.......someone mention party?
Oh feck I'm late. Sober here for hangover sex duties. It's a tough job but I'll grit my teeth "
Love a man who is prepared to take one for the team xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'll go and find the key, poor woman locked up all night "
Thank goodness the rest of them have been peeping through the lock all night, perves they are!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'll go and find the key, poor woman locked up all night
Thank goodness the rest of them have been peeping through the lock all night, perves they are! "
They thought it was a little glory hole bless em |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Stumbling in.......someone mention party?
Oh feck I'm late. Sober here for hangover sex duties. It's a tough job but I'll grit my teeth
Love a man who is prepared to take one for the team xx"
What can I say, selfless to a fault |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'll go and find the key, poor woman locked up all night
Thank goodness the rest of them have been peeping through the lock all night, perves they are! "
Not just peeping, wait till you see some of the new profile pics! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Clambers out the shed.. Who the bloody hell locked me in there.. Froze my dumplings off...
More to the point there's 5 pairs of different sized knickers on the rotary line... Nothing like getting the neighbours talking |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sounds like it got rowdy after I left!
I seem to have lost my strawberries too!
Ooppps was they yours, seem to remember munching something "
I ate them all |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm still washing the breakfast dishes!
Go faster or be punished
Yeah that's going to make me work faster! I best just assume the position now "
I like a willing "victim" |
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