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By *partan69 OP   Man 34 weeks ago

hyde

Is there such a thing ?

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By *allySlinkyWoman 34 weeks ago

Leeds

If they blow instead of suck ?

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By *ohnny_hopkinsMan 34 weeks ago

somewhere close


"Is there such a thing ?"

I've genuinely had one. It's a mad story but I got it off a man and I thought it was rubbish

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman 34 weeks ago

Carlisle usually

Yup.

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By *partan69 OP   Man 34 weeks ago

hyde


"If they blow instead of suck ?"

That poses another question, why is it a blow job and not a suck job ??

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By *eeking PassionMan 34 weeks ago

here and there

Oh god absolutely

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By *icecouple561Couple 34 weeks ago
Forum Mod

East Sussex

I guess most things can be bad

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By *allySlinkyWoman 34 weeks ago

Leeds


"If they blow instead of suck ?

That poses another question, why is it a blow job and not a suck job ??"

On a thread a few weeks ago someone said it's a Victorian abbreviation of "down below" job

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By *allySlinkyWoman 34 weeks ago

Leeds


"Is there such a thing ?"

If they forget to take their false teeth out first ?

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By *partan69 OP   Man 34 weeks ago

hyde


"If they blow instead of suck ?

That poses another question, why is it a blow job and not a suck job ??

On a thread a few weeks ago someone said it's a Victorian abbreviation of "down below" job"

Yeah, seams feasible, I'll take that explanation

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By *ros40Man 34 weeks ago

Bedford

Blow jobs are good but never had someone make me cum from one

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By *partan69 OP   Man 34 weeks ago

hyde


"Is there such a thing ?

If they forget to take their false teeth out first ?"

And again, another question, teeth in or out x lol

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By *BWLOVER1965Man 34 weeks ago

My Own Little World


"Is there such a thing ?"

God yes

Try woman that bites instead of sucks

That change you're mind quick smartest

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By *esthetic21Man 34 weeks ago

Birmingham/Bristol

100%

I had one once and it was just painful but I just bared it till she stopped and didn't tell her it was awful. I'd never do that to someone

She took the term suck too literally

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By *ltmeeMan 34 weeks ago

Everywhere & Nowhere Baby

Yeah they exsist. First one from a guy. I mean, I'd have thought another guy would know which buttons to press but apparently not. Maybe people's 'buttons' are different.

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By *eard and TattsCouple 34 weeks ago

Cwmbran

Can't all be fantastic, especially if she seems uninterested in doing it, even more so if she hates cum, with that in mind, I wouldn't waste mine or hers time

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By *eard and TattsCouple 34 weeks ago

Cwmbran


"Is there such a thing ?

God yes

Try woman that bites instead of sucks

That change you're mind quick smartest "

Clearly you've never been bitten at the right velocity

Get them to bite and pull on it especially when it's done angrily

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By *eyond PurityCouple 34 weeks ago

Lincolnshire

Yes of course - I’d rather not have one than have a bad one.

K

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By *ambertMan 34 weeks ago

Cheltenham


"Is there such a thing ?

If they forget to take their false teeth out first ?"

Nothing like a hummer from a gummer

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By *ootyfruityCouple 34 weeks ago

andover

I had an ex that used to bite, quite hard, it put me off blowjobs for years!!

Until I had one from wifey!

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By *avexxMan 34 weeks ago

cheshire

i have had my cock shredded in the past

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By *irthandgirthMan 34 weeks ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster

Yes.

Had one where she took a chunk from my banjo string.

Had another where she tried to take me in her mouth while simultaneously trying not to make contact with my penis with any part of her mouth.

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By *inkyAlchemyCouple 34 weeks ago

Corby

I've had quite a few, what I would consider, a bad blowjob. I'm sure some guys like their technique but it wasn't for me

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By *2000ManMan 34 weeks ago

Worthing

Once you have received the best one...all others will be judged by this.

Unfortunately.

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By *BWLOVER1965Man 34 weeks ago

My Own Little World


"Is there such a thing ?

God yes

Try woman that bites instead of sucks

That change you're mind quick smartest

Clearly you've never been bitten at the right velocity

Get them to bite and pull on it especially when it's done angrily"

To late for me ae needed and stitches very painful memory that’s never gone away

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By *elloWoman 34 weeks ago

alpha centauri

Knew someone who when they were in their very early 20s had a woman go down on him but she was wearing braces, an inexperienced blow job with braces resulted in it almost shredded.

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By *partan69 OP   Man 34 weeks ago

hyde


"Knew someone who when they were in their very early 20s had a woman go down on him but she was wearing braces, an inexperienced blow job with braces resulted in it almost shredded. "

OMG !! Ouch

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman 34 weeks ago

The Town by The Cross


"If they blow instead of suck ?

That poses another question, why is it a blow job and not a suck job ??

On a thread a few weeks ago someone said it's a Victorian abbreviation of "down below" job"

I prefer this one Sally .....

I found some definitions in an ancient book by Groce from which a writer has extracted the following definitions ......

BLOWEN. A mistress or whore of a gentleman of the scamp. The blowen kidded the swell into a snoozing ken, and shook him of his dummee and thimble; the girl inveigled the gentleman into a brothel and rob*bed him of his pocket book and watch.

BLOWSE, or BLOWSABELLA. A woman whose hair is dishevelled, and hanging about her face; a slattern.

That and other references that show an old word for whore or pro*stitute was 'blowsie' .....

Speaks more to me of where 'blowsie job or blow job might come from ....

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By *TG3Man 34 weeks ago

Dorchester

I imagine teeth sharp teeth scra#ping along the shaft then biting in eeeeeek

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By *BWLOVER1965Man 34 weeks ago

My Own Little World


"Is there such a thing ?

God yes

Try woman that bites instead of sucks

That change you're mind quick smartest

Clearly you've never been bitten at the right velocity

Get them to bite and pull on it especially when it's done angrily

To late for me ae needed and stitches very painful memory that’s never gone away

"

Try putting stitches in limp dick with blood everywhere blood transfusion plus injection to make it hard again so they could put stitches in

Ffs

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By *allySlinkyWoman 34 weeks ago

Leeds


"

Speaks more to me of where 'blowsie job or blow job might come from ....

"

I appreciate your in depth research

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By (user no longer on site) 34 weeks ago

Yes. But women ain’t tryna hear that

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By *carlet SeductionWoman 34 weeks ago

Maidstone

I give really bad blow jobs. I'm signing up to a class as soon as I find a local one

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman 34 weeks ago

The Town by The Cross


"

Speaks more to me of where 'blowsie job or blow job might come from ....

I appreciate your in depth research"

Uhmmmmmm your welcome but I had already heard the idea from someone elses work on insults for women

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By *hrek101Man 34 weeks ago

Herts

Most definitely, my poor helmet is still sore

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By *ouples_EroticaXXXCouple 34 weeks ago

manchester


"Is there such a thing ?"

Yep

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By *itSurreyCoupleCouple 34 weeks ago

Reigate

Yep, was seeing a girl who thought it was sexy to use her teeth, why? Just awful.

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By *partan69 OP   Man 34 weeks ago

hyde


"I give really bad blow jobs. I'm signing up to a class as soon as I find a local one "

If they're looking for men to practise on , I may be talked into it

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By *aymakerMan 34 weeks ago

London

Not deep enough, not much effort and the teeth argh! Like shoving your cock into a insinkerator

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By *elvet RopeMan 34 weeks ago

by the big field


"I imagine teeth sharp teeth scra#ping along the shaft then biting in eeeeeek "

Came here to comment that someone did once do this, teeth along me shaft #justdont!

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By *atitupyumyumMan 34 weeks ago

Stourbridge


"Is there such a thing ?

God yes

Try woman that bites instead of sucks

That change you're mind quick smartest "

My gf regularly bites and pulls my cock with her teeth - I love it!!

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By *ittlebirdWoman 34 weeks ago

The Big Smoke


"Is there such a thing ?"

Not heard of it sorry…

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By *ranimallxl5Man 34 weeks ago

Winchester

Some are bitey, some use their cheek

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By *ax_glasscotMan 34 weeks ago

glasgow

Yeah my Mrs is pretty poor she doesn’t enjoy it so I end up struggling to keep an erection. The person sucking needs to enjoy it and show you how much they love sucking

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By *eard and TattsCouple 34 weeks ago

Cwmbran


"Is there such a thing ?

God yes

Try woman that bites instead of sucks

That change you're mind quick smartest

Clearly you've never been bitten at the right velocity

Get them to bite and pull on it especially when it's done angrily

To late for me ae needed and stitches very painful memory that’s never gone away

"

Disregard previous comment, poor sod, hope you're all good now

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By *eard and TattsCouple 34 weeks ago

Cwmbran


"Is there such a thing ?

God yes

Try woman that bites instead of sucks

That change you're mind quick smartest

My gf regularly bites and pulls my cock with her teeth - I love it!!"

Yes mate, pulling the foreskin with teeth

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