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By *elloWoman 39 weeks ago
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I was told that if you fiddle with your belly button you will undo the knot, and your arms, legs and head will fall off. My belly button being touched makes me feel queasy now, so thanks for the trauma parents of mine  |
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By (user no longer on site) 39 weeks ago
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The max number of electrons in the outermost shell of an atom is 8! This octet rule isn’t always true apparently the bastards. Though not knowing this has had negligible impact on my life …….as far as I know |
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By (user no longer on site) 39 weeks ago
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"My Dad would tell me it was bad to eat chocolate because it had small spiders in it. No idea where he got that one from  "
I tell my kids things are spicy when I don’t want to share. Maybe it was for similar reasons  |
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"The max number of electrons in the outermost shell of an atom is 8! This octet rule isn’t always true apparently the bastards. Though not knowing this has had negligible impact on my life …….as far as I know"
SCIENCE  |
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By (user no longer on site) 39 weeks ago
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Sixth form teacher said if you sit on the radiator with a girl she'll get pregnant (they were the old fashioned radiators and I think the school was worried about our weight on them and also about fraternising with the girls) |
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"I was told that if you fiddle with your belly button you will undo the knot, and your arms, legs and head will fall off. My belly button being touched makes me feel queasy now, so thanks for the trauma parents of mine "
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" If you undo your belly button your bum will fall off"
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"Sixth form teacher said if you sit on the radiator with a girl she'll get pregnant (they were the old fashioned radiators and I think the school was worried about our weight on them and also about fraternising with the girls)"
Newer radiators don’t have the same problem |
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"I was told that if you fiddle with your belly button you will undo the knot, and your arms, legs and head will fall off. My belly button being touched makes me feel queasy now, so thanks for the trauma parents of mine "
Haha I so get this. If someone tries and touches my belly button it freaks me out to the point I want to curl up in a ball and protect it from intruders... |
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By *insBadMan 39 weeks ago
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"And other things we were told as kiddies…
“If the wind changes your face will stay like that”
What else were you told, Fabsters?  "
To go and play with the traffic or that no one likes a tattle tale, |
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By (user no longer on site) 39 weeks ago
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"My Dad would tell me it was bad to eat chocolate because it had small spiders in it. No idea where he got that one from
I tell my kids things are spicy when I don’t want to share. Maybe it was for similar reasons "
My sister does that with her kids! The looks she gives me when I tell them it isn't...  |
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If you are carrying a large ladder balanced on your shoulder round to next door, You should take extreme care not to ‘ Have someone’s eye out with that.’
These are indeed precision tools used in the eyeball extraction industry, needing no training whatsoever, People in the street literally throw themselves into you for a freebie. |
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That putting salt on your food makes it go colder quicker..my sister (in her defence is autistic) who is 54 still does it and her salt intake is through the roof
And weather planes, you know the planes that leave a long trail, mum also told me this one, never questioned what they were doing with the weather.
My mother wasn't and still isn't the sharpest tool, she still can't call Ronan Keating by his name, always Roland lol |
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By *nnCeeWoman 39 weeks ago
East of Eden, West of Hell |
Same as some of the above:
Crusts make your hair curly (nope, still dead straight)
Carrots help you see in the dark (also nope)
Square eyes watching TV too much/too close (another nope)
Face will stay like that if the wind changes (oh bugger...!)
But the best lie... just tell the bullies:
"Stick and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me"
How wrong can you get?!
After being told the same thing for many years, the shit they told me is now a core belief which I just can't let go of. Nice one  |
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By (user no longer on site) 39 weeks ago
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"The max number of electrons in the outermost shell of an atom is 8! This octet rule isn’t always true apparently the bastards. Though not knowing this has had negligible impact on my life …….as far as I know
SCIENCE "
Yes well, ahem….I do have a PhD you know….a pretty huge D……  |
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By *eah BabyCouple 39 weeks ago
Cheshire, Windermere ,Cumbria |
"I was told that if you fiddle with your belly button you will undo the knot, and your arms, legs and head will fall off. My belly button being touched makes me feel queasy now, so thanks for the trauma parents of mine "
I was told my bum would drop off if I played with my belly button  |
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kissing boys made you pregnant
kissing old ladies and you grew whiskers (my gran had huge whiskers)
oh sex was to be endured to have babies (that was when i was older)
think i knew different by then |
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After being unable to eat a very well-done (i.e. burnt) roast beef dinner I remember my dad saying:
"The day will come boy when you'll wish you'd eaten that".
Well, it's been 30-odd years and that day still hasn't come. |
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