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By (user no longer on site) OP 32 weeks ago
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"Turned the wrong hob on and cracked a 100 year old fruit bowl in 2 and cooked some apples in the process  "
Yours is on par to mine. So I’ll share.
I want to make myself an instant coffee (I know I should’ve ended everything right there) so I open the jar, took out a spoon full, and pop that into my cup.
I boil the kettle and then proceeded to pour the hot water into the instant jar and not into my cup empty. Ffs.  |
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"Turned the wrong hob on and cracked a 100 year old fruit bowl in 2 and cooked some apples in the process
Yours is on par to mine. So I’ll share.
I want to make myself an instant coffee (I know I should’ve ended everything right there) so I open the jar, took out a spoon full, and pop that into my cup.
I boil the kettle and then proceeded to pour the hot water into the instant jar and not into my cup empty. Ffs. "
Have you now got the zoomies? Lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 32 weeks ago
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"Pointed the pressure washer directly at my feet to check if it was working. It was. My shoes were soaked. "
You squirted on your feet?
That’s how I read it. |
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By (user no longer on site) 32 weeks ago
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"Pointed the pressure washer directly at my feet to check if it was working. It was. My shoes were soaked.
You squirted on your feet?
That’s how I read it. "
I did. I don’t understand the hype. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 32 weeks ago
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"Pointed the pressure washer directly at my feet to check if it was working. It was. My shoes were soaked.
You squirted on your feet?
That’s how I read it.
I did. I don’t understand the hype. "
Next time can I watch? |
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By (user no longer on site) 32 weeks ago
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"Pointed the pressure washer directly at my feet to check if it was working. It was. My shoes were soaked.
You squirted on your feet?
That’s how I read it.
I did. I don’t understand the hype.
Next time can I watch? "
You can watch me pressure wash my slabs anytime   |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 32 weeks ago
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"Pointed the pressure washer directly at my feet to check if it was working. It was. My shoes were soaked.
You squirted on your feet?
That’s how I read it.
I did. I don’t understand the hype.
Next time can I watch?
You can watch me pressure wash my slabs anytime "
Show me what to do, I could give you a hand.   |
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"Turned the wrong hob on and cracked a 100 year old fruit bowl in 2 and cooked some apples in the process
Yours is on par to mine. So I’ll share.
I want to make myself an instant coffee (I know I should’ve ended everything right there) so I open the jar, took out a spoon full, and pop that into my cup.
I boil the kettle and then proceeded to pour the hot water into the instant jar and not into my cup empty. Ffs. "
 ... maybe you just wanted an extra caffeine buzz lol... |
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"Turned the wrong hob on and cracked a 100 year old fruit bowl in 2 and cooked some apples in the process
Yours is on par to mine. So I’ll share.
I want to make myself an instant coffee (I know I should’ve ended everything right there) so I open the jar, took out a spoon full, and pop that into my cup.
I boil the kettle and then proceeded to pour the hot water into the instant jar and not into my cup empty. Ffs.
Have you now got the zoomies? Lol"
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"Turned the wrong hob on and cracked a 100 year old fruit bowl in 2 and cooked some apples in the process
Yours is on par to mine. So I’ll share.
I want to make myself an instant coffee (I know I should’ve ended everything right there) so I open the jar, took out a spoon full, and pop that into my cup.
I boil the kettle and then proceeded to pour the hot water into the instant jar and not into my cup empty. Ffs. "
Coffee from a jar?
Heathen.  |
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Not so much I have done but done to me.
I got a parcel delivered to me today address as Xmas R*** it turned out to be a late Christmas present for my daughter from my son that was sent to the wrong address and 6 months late.
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By (user no longer on site) OP 32 weeks ago
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"Not today, but last night captured a mosquito in my spider catcher, went to release it outside, somehow caught my slipper on the semi broken doormat, almost fell on my face but just mangled my toes instead.
And captured the whole thing on my Ring doorbell "
Please upload that video to fab! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 32 weeks ago
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"Agreed to pick my sister up from the train station on Friday evening, before she told me her train doesn’t get in til 2200."
Always get the details before you commit! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 32 weeks ago
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"I opened a sugar packet to put in my coffee- poured the sugar in the bin and put the empty packet in my drink  "
Between us we would make the most horrid brew. |
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