"If only Blue Peter had done dildos
Peter Duncan stuck his hand in hole in Flash Gordon! - That’s as close as you get!
You flash you get fisted. Dems the rules "
He died straight after! (in the film!)  |
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By *elloWoman 39 weeks ago
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"If only Blue Peter had done dildos
Peter Duncan stuck his hand in hole in Flash Gordon! - That’s as close as you get!
You flash you get fisted. Dems the rules
He died straight after! (in the film!) "
Moral of the story is , look first, before you ram your fist into a dark, damp hole. |
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"If only Blue Peter had done dildos
Peter Duncan stuck his hand in hole in Flash Gordon! - That’s as close as you get!
You flash you get fisted. Dems the rules
He died straight after! (in the film!) "
I don’t make (up) the rules… |
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"If only Blue Peter had done dildos
Peter Duncan stuck his hand in hole in Flash Gordon! - That’s as close as you get!
You flash you get fisted. Dems the rules
He died straight after! (in the film!)
Moral of the story is , look first, before you ram your fist into a dark, damp hole. "
#lifehack |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 39 weeks ago
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"I'm sure you could make something lol
Click on reply+quote when you reply otherwise we don't know who you're replying to  "
OK thanks it the first time I've used this |
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"If only Blue Peter had done dildos
Peter Duncan stuck his hand in hole in Flash Gordon! - That’s as close as you get!
You flash you get fisted. Dems the rules
He died straight after! (in the film!)
Moral of the story is , look first, before you ram your fist into a dark, damp hole.
#lifehack"
Amen to that! - or at least lube up! |
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By *elloWoman 39 weeks ago
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"Or maybe slip when getting out the shower and land on a rolling pin that just happens to be in the bathroom "
Is that what you said happened last time you went to A&E for extraction ? How did you explain the condom on the rolling pin?  |
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"Or maybe slip when getting out the shower and land on a rolling pin that just happens to be in the bathroom
Is that what you said happened last time you went to A&E for extraction ? How did you explain the condom on the rolling pin? "
lol. |
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"Or maybe slip when getting out the shower and land on a rolling pin that just happens to be in the bathroom
Is that what you said happened last time you went to A&E for extraction ? How did you explain the condom on the rolling pin? "
Actually action man ended up there  |
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By *elloWoman 39 weeks ago
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"Or maybe slip when getting out the shower and land on a rolling pin that just happens to be in the bathroom
Is that what you said happened last time you went to A&E for extraction ? How did you explain the condom on the rolling pin?
Actually action man ended up there "
He's a brave little soldier |
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"Or maybe slip when getting out the shower and land on a rolling pin that just happens to be in the bathroom
Is that what you said happened last time you went to A&E for extraction ? How did you explain the condom on the rolling pin?
Actually action man ended up there
He's a brave little soldier "
He wasn't so brave after...... |
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By (user no longer on site) 39 weeks ago
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"This is the best place to meet people to have sex with
You tell the best jokes pickles "
No but you and I would be great on a tv show or podcast together. |
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"I’m waiting for my wife to fuck me with a divorce.
The mr "
I asked my ex wife what she wanted for her birthday and she asked for a divorce!! Wasn’t looking to spend that much but saw it as more of an investment!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP 39 weeks ago
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"I want you to find a profile called red car and have a race.
J"
lol. I think I will just take it slowly and start from the top and go down kissing it till it got wet then put my foot down and give it a good fucking. |
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