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By *ealitybites OP   Man 32 weeks ago

Belfast

Now that I've taken over the country and most of the cabinet positions have been allocated it's time to turn our attention to policies.

First up is the over abundance of Martians.

We need ideas for a widespread advertising campaign which may encourage more Venutians to join the site.

Something along the lines of

"Your country needs your lady gardens"

Or

"Ask not what your country can do for your ass but what your ass can do for the country!"

Interpreters will also be required to translate.

C'mon plebs. Let's do this.

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By *elloWoman 32 weeks ago

alpha centauri

Hmm now Venus is hot, dry and rocky so...

Come to Earth and let the earthlings cool your hot, hard places in their cool, soft damp places .

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By *inky_couple2020Couple 32 weeks ago

North West

Tight vag required. Enquire within

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By *lowupdollTV/TS 32 weeks ago

Herts/Beds/Lomdon

You have lasers we have Luton. Let’s do this.

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By *lderflower_AppleWoman 32 weeks ago

Basingstoke


"Now that I've taken over the country and most of the cabinet positions have been allocated it's time to turn our attention to policies.

First up is the over abundance of Martians.

We need ideas for a widespread advertising campaign which may encourage more Venutians to join the site.

Something along the lines of

"Your country needs your lady gardens"

Or

"Ask not what your country can do for your ass but what your ass can do for the country!"

Interpreters will also be required to translate.

C'mon plebs. Let's do this. "

Can I please come and live in your head??

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By *TG3Man 32 weeks ago

Dorchester

Can i bring a gondola with me and also a matador?

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By (user no longer on site) 32 weeks ago

Your Bananarama's

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By *ittlebirdWoman 32 weeks ago

The Big Smoke


"Tight vag required. Enquire within "

Within the tight vag?

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By *odgerMooreMan 32 weeks ago

Nowhere


"Can i bring a gondola with me and also a matador? "

We will have an influx of Venetians!!!

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By *TG3Man 32 weeks ago

Dorchester


"Can i bring a gondola with me and also a matador?

We will have an influx of Venetians!!! "

lol

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By *TG3Man 32 weeks ago

Dorchester


"Can i bring a gondola with me and also a matador?

We will have an influx of Venetians!!! "

Well you don't see many venutians in Dorset

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By *ealitybites OP   Man 32 weeks ago

Belfast


"Now that I've taken over the country and most of the cabinet positions have been allocated it's time to turn our attention to policies.

First up is the over abundance of Martians.

We need ideas for a widespread advertising campaign which may encourage more Venutians to join the site.

Something along the lines of

"Your country needs your lady gardens"

Or

"Ask not what your country can do for your ass but what your ass can do for the country!"

Interpreters will also be required to translate.

C'mon plebs. Let's do this.

Can I please come and live in your head?? "

As long as I'm still driving

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By *inky_couple2020Couple 32 weeks ago

North West


"Tight vag required. Enquire within

Within the tight vag? "

Obviously

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By *ustamanMan 32 weeks ago

weymouth

I thought for a minute blind sales folk were taking over

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By *eavilMan 32 weeks ago

Stalybridge

I'm from Uranus - no bum jokes please.

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By *ansoffateMan 32 weeks ago

Sagittarius A

Oh so now the powerbase is established things can get political.

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By *ealitybites OP   Man 32 weeks ago

Belfast


"Oh so now the powerbase is established things can get political."

No politics allowed.

Just themuns and usuns

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By *ansoffateMan 32 weeks ago

Sagittarius A


"Oh so now the powerbase is established things can get political.

No politics allowed.

Just themuns and usuns"

Themuns are such dicks aren't they, bloody splitters!

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