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By (user no longer on site) OP 39 weeks ago

If there was a fab prophet, the best of us all on here, that was to come! What would be the signs?

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By (user no longer on site) OP 39 weeks ago

I’ll go first:

They would get sex from the forum.

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By *ell GwynnWoman 39 weeks ago

North Yorkshire

They'd be able to ride Big Harold

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By *ohn.Wick.Man 39 weeks ago

The Continental

I have arrived.

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By (user no longer on site) OP 39 weeks ago

"They'd be able to ride Big Harold"

SHIT!

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By (user no longer on site) OP 39 weeks ago

"I have arrived."

I thought it was you but I’m unsure now

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By *eyond PurityCouple 39 weeks ago

Lincolnshire

They would make anyone orgasm from sending a message to them…

K

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By *r Black 85Man 39 weeks ago

nottingham

The mere mention of their name would cause instantaneous climaxes

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By (user no longer on site) 39 weeks ago

No one would ever skip them in a 'Kiss, Fuck, Pass' thread

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By (user no longer on site) OP 39 weeks ago

"No one would ever skip them in a 'Kiss, Fuck, Pass' thread"

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple 39 weeks ago

Manchester-ish

"I’ll go first:

They would get sex from the forum. "

You mean you don't?!

J

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By *ea monkeyMan 39 weeks ago

Manchester (he/him)

No one would have to tell them to use Reply and Quote so we know who they’re talking to,, they would just know

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By *ea monkeyMan 39 weeks ago

Manchester (he/him)

They would reorder the forums as they saw fit and all would fawn over their sexual prowess.

No one would ever question their preferences and whether they were just fooling themselves

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman 39 weeks ago

Wherever

People will have guts to say “left” to the woman above.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple 39 weeks ago

North West

They would know the specific composition of squirt and whether it might indeed be piss (or not).

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By *ea monkeyMan 39 weeks ago

Manchester (he/him)

And so it was foretold that the One would come. And on that day there was much celebration. And you shall know the One by their beauty and all of their comments will be replied to and all of their threads shall reach 175 and remain on topic with nairy a variation.

The Book of Fab. Cliques. 27, IX

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By *ittlebirdWoman 39 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

"And so it was foretold that the One would come. And on that day there was much celebration. And you shall know the One by their beauty and all of their comments will be replied to and all of their threads shall reach 175 and remain on topic with nairy a variation.

The Book of Fab. Cliques. 27, IX "

Amen

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By (user no longer on site) OP 39 weeks ago

"I’ll go first:

They would get sex from the forum.

You mean you don't?!

J"

No

But charge it to the game I guess

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By *anted by NightMan 39 weeks ago

Shangri-La

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By *anted by NightMan 39 weeks ago

Shangri-La

"They'd be able to ride Big Harold"

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By *naswingdressWoman 39 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)

They would be the most despised and denied of all people on the forum, and it would be in the distant future that people would understand their provocative greatness.

Don't you people know your scripture? Pity's sake

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By (user no longer on site) 39 weeks ago

Calm down people I'm already here

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By *nnCeeWoman 39 weeks ago

East of Eden, West of Hell

And war shall break out over whether they truly are the bestest or not.

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman 39 weeks ago

Essex

“The tongue of the unseen”

Actually by fab standards that’s either super hot or super without consent…

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By (user no longer on site) OP 39 weeks ago

"And war shall break out over whether they truly are the bestest or not.

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the holy war!

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman 39 weeks ago

Markfield

They’d be professional.

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman 39 weeks ago

Markfield

"And war shall break out over whether they truly are the bestest or not.

the holy war! "

War of the poses.

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By (user no longer on site) OP 39 weeks ago

"And war shall break out over whether they truly are the bestest or not.

the holy war!

War of the poses. "

The mahdi will win

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By *ags73Man 39 weeks ago

glasgow-ish

"They’d be professional. "

And share the wealth or shags

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