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 that's me out, I'm a room temperature spinster | |||
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"Nobody really wants a wife thats a munter" • I think you're not keeping with the spirit of this (lighthearted) thread. This has got nothing to do with looks.  | |||
"Nobody really wants a wife thats a munter • I think you're not keeping with the spirit of this (lighthearted) thread. This has got nothing to do with looks. "Sadly we don't get to quote the genius of Arsene Wenger enough, but "everyone thinks they have the prettiest wife at home..." | |||
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"Do they need to be your wife or anyone’s?..." · Anyone's, dear fellow.  | |||
"Nobody really wants a wife thats a munter" That’s the spirit…  | |||
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"I'm seeking hot sex. " Aren’t we all? Aren’t we all?… *sighs | |||
"I'm seeking hot sex. " Is that a bit like hot yoga? Try sex in a sauna | |||
"I'm seeking hot sex. Is that a bit like hot yoga? Try sex in a sauna "Steamy | |||
"I'm seeking hot sex. Is that a bit like hot yoga? Try sex in a sauna
Steamy"Hard work, I say | |||
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"Happy to consider Luke Warm over here "• Luke, meet Willy. Willy, meet Luke.  | |||
"Aren't we all seeking a hot wife?" Some already have one  | |||
"Happy to consider Luke Warm over here
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Luke, meet Willy.
Willy, meet Luke. "Luke warm. Great username right there. | |||
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"R told me that I was really sweaty in bed and I need to open the window. I think he meant I'm super hot "Or he had farted and was too lazy to open the window himself  | |||
"R told me that I was really sweaty in bed and I need to open the window. I think he meant I'm super hot
Or he had farted and was too lazy to open the window himself "He may have been hinting that it's time to swap the winter duvet for the summer one. Which, incidentally, it's what he traps my head under when he farts so it probably wasn't that. | |||
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"Aren't we all seeking a hot wife? Some already have one "lucky you.. wanna share.. lol | |||
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"I'm no good, I'm not hot or a wife
Miss S x"Couple of untruths in your post Miss S... Mrs J xx | |||
"I'm no good, I'm not hot or a wife
Miss S x
Couple of untruths in your post Miss S...
Mrs J xx"Oh you... 
Miss S x
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"Well I couldn't be any further from this if I tried
"You’re always hot | |||
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may find a smoulder with the right ignition, | |||
"Can I apply with hieroglyphics on a handcrafted vase? " • I think this would be acceptable.  | |||
"Does a sweaty wifie count? Mrs TMN x" • Yes, but only up to 69. The numbers usually end there. | |||
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"I go from cold to raging fire, is that too much? "You are the partner equivalent of climate control. | |||
"Can I be a hot bird instead? "Totes  | |||
"not hot and not a wife! god forbid may find a smoulder with the right ignition, "Pop ya jodhpurs and boots on and tell me you don’t feel like a hottie ? | |||
"Can I apply with hieroglyphics on a handcrafted vase? • I think this would be acceptable. "Re-enacting the scene from Ghost as we speak. | |||
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"Maybe I’m as hot as my hair colour "Can’t disagree with that | |||
"Accepting applications on traditional parchment paper only. Enquire within!" I just ran out of traditional parchment paper yesterday, so guess that's me out too | |||
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"Accepting applications on traditional parchment paper only. Enquire within! I just ran out of traditional parchment paper yesterday, so guess that's me out too "Use the dried skin off all the time wasters you ever encountered on here | |||
"Well I couldn't be any further from this if I tried
You’re always hot"You mean sweating | |||
"Sorry OP but I am nearly always cold. I think I may be part reptile.
J"• I have a fetish for cold hearted Salamanders. Sorry "cold blooded". | |||
