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By (user no longer on site) OP 39 weeks ago

I was sad to hear that Um Bongo has never been produced or sold in either the Republic of the Congo or the Democratic Republic of the Congo, despite what they told us as kids

What other lies are they pedalling, Fabsters!?

The truth is out there!

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By *ellhungvweMan 39 weeks ago

Cheltenham

The Milky Bars were never on him - you always had to pay for them.

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman 39 weeks ago

Next Door

A finger of fudge wasn't enough

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By *onameyet2Man 39 weeks ago

chorley

"I was sad to hear that Um Bongo has never been produced or sold in either the Republic of the Congo or the Democratic Republic of the Congo, despite what they told us as kids

What other lies are they pedalling, Fabsters!?

The truth is out there!

I wonder how many other people googled Um Bongo, I’ve never heard of it?

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By *ornycougaWoman 39 weeks ago

MADERIA Wherever I lay my hat

Carlsberg is not the best beer in the world

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By *ingu and The ApeCouple 39 weeks ago

The Igloo

Opened a bag of chocolate M and Ms and it was full of Ws.

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By *aabmanMan 39 weeks ago

bognor regis

I can stop once i've popped

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman 39 weeks ago

Next Door

Do you taste the rainbow with skittles

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By (user no longer on site) OP 39 weeks ago

"I was sad to hear that Um Bongo has never been produced or sold in either the Republic of the Congo or the Democratic Republic of the Congo, despite what they told us as kids

What other lies are they pedalling, Fabsters!?

The truth is out there!

I wonder how many other people googled Um Bongo, I’ve never heard of it?"

Whaaaaaatttt?!!

*mind blown*

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By *ohn.Wick.Man 39 weeks ago

The Continental

Opal fruits never made my mouth water.

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By *ravelling TogMan 39 weeks ago

sleaford

Rumour has it that Dr Dre doesn't have any practitioner training!!

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman 39 weeks ago

Next Door

"I can stop once i've popped"

No 2nd helpings?

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By *ot to giggleWoman 39 weeks ago

Coventry

Topic didn't have a hazelnut in every bite

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By *ot to giggleWoman 39 weeks ago

Coventry

A daily mars doesn't help you work rest and play!

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By *.R.MMan 39 weeks ago

Norfolk

Not everyone was a fruit & nut case

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By *ivemealadybonerWoman 39 weeks ago

somewhere

That redbull gave you wings...

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By *cott73Man 39 weeks ago

brighton

Red Bull didn't give be wings...

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple 39 weeks ago

Leeds

Tony tiger is full of shit, Frosties are wrank.

The mr

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By *omRPMan 39 weeks ago

North Curry

It’s not only Smarties who have the answer.

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By *unkym34Man 39 weeks ago

London

That I would need trigonometry for every day life. Lies lies I tell you

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman 39 weeks ago

Next Door

Did a mars help you work, rest and play?

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple 39 weeks ago

Leeds

Also rabbits don’t like Cadburys caramel.

The mr

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By *onameyet2Man 39 weeks ago

chorley

"I was sad to hear that Um Bongo has never been produced or sold in either the Republic of the Congo or the Democratic Republic of the Congo, despite what they told us as kids

What other lies are they pedalling, Fabsters!?

The truth is out there!

I wonder how many other people googled Um Bongo, I’ve never heard of it?

Whaaaaaatttt?!!

*mind blown*

And my dad had a green grocers

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By *onameyet2Man 39 weeks ago

chorley

"Rumour has it that Dr Dre doesn't have any practitioner training!!"

Or musical training

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By *amhorniestMan 39 weeks ago

Surrey

I tried going to work on an egg, but it wouldn't start, then it broke

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By *ell GwynnWoman 39 weeks ago

North Yorkshire

There is no airport at Consett

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By (user no longer on site) 39 weeks ago

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By *aomilatteCouple 39 weeks ago

Midlands

Dolmio Italian pasta sauce "like Moma used to make" - made in Holland.

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By (user no longer on site) 39 weeks ago

I saw a woman eating McCoys!

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By *hristopherd999Man 39 weeks ago

Brentwood

Mondays aren't manic

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By *reative-mindMan 39 weeks ago

Exeter

They actually use sponges at the Hand car wash!

So my car wasn't actually washed by hand!

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By *llaandGCouple 39 weeks ago

London

I genuinely have no idea when I've been Tangoed.

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By (user no longer on site) 39 weeks ago

"That I would need trigonometry for every day life. Lies lies I tell you "

The same people said I wouldn’t be able to carry a calculator around with me all the time too, pathological liars all of them!

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By *mf123Man 39 weeks ago

with one foot out the door

I wont god damn them all to heck

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By *rBobbMan 39 weeks ago

Birmingham

Why should Bill posters be prosecuted?

I think he is innocent.

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By *arcieroseCouple 39 weeks ago

Cheshire

Free range eggs are not in fact free and cost more than other eggs.

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By *ea monkeyMan 39 weeks ago

Manchester (he/him)

I definitely saw women eating Yorkies

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By *ea monkeyMan 39 weeks ago

Manchester (he/him)

Those small bars of chocolate are definitely not fun

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By *ivemealadybonerWoman 39 weeks ago

somewhere

"I definitely saw women eating Yorkies"

Used to love a Yorkie but since they changed the recipe, absolutely not!

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By *uri00620Woman 39 weeks ago

Croydon

"Only the best for the Captain's Table" - Fishfingers

Sure.....

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By *ellhungvweMan 39 weeks ago

Cheltenham

""Only the best for the Captain's Table" - Fishfingers

Sure....."

Apparently fish don’t have fingers either

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By (user no longer on site) 39 weeks ago

"The Milky Bars were never on him - you always had to pay for them."

Or made from Milk

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By *TG3Man 39 weeks ago

Dorchester

"The Milky Bars were never on him - you always had to pay for them.

Or made from Milk "
i like Tescos milk but no tescos near me so have to use the udders

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By *lowupdollTV/TS 39 weeks ago

Herts/Beds/Lomdon

Milkshake does not bring all the boys to the yard.

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By *ldgeezermeMan 39 weeks ago

Newcastle

Eating a flake is not better than oral sex

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By *lderflower_AppleWoman 39 weeks ago

Basingstoke

"I saw a woman eating McCoys!

Maybe the same woman I saw eating a Yorkie

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By *rucking-HellMan 39 weeks ago

Northampton

Charlie said never go off with men or ladies that I don't know.

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By (user no longer on site) 39 weeks ago

"Those small bars of chocolate are definitely not fun"

Maybe you’re just not using them right?!

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By *ools and the brainCouple 39 weeks ago

couple, us we him her.

Hands that do dishes don't feel as soft as your face!

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By *ittlebirdWoman 39 weeks ago

The Big Smoke

Anything that says it’s share bag size.

Total lie…

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By *bi HaiveMan 39 weeks ago
Forum Mod

Cheeseville, Somerset

I just shouted BANG.

And the dirt didn't go.

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By *ansoffateMan 39 weeks ago

Sagittarius A

There was never a lot of chocolate on a Club biscuit.

There was more on a Trio.

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By *weetkitten65Woman 39 weeks ago

Halifax

"I tried going to work on an egg, but it wouldn't start, then it broke "

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By *weetkitten65Woman 39 weeks ago

Halifax

Men didn't give you flowers for wearing Impulse

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By *ed MartinMan 39 weeks ago

Shefford

"Do you taste the rainbow with skittles

Lace the bag with LSD, then you can taste, hear AND smell the rainbow.

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By *ed MartinMan 39 weeks ago

Shefford

I’m definitely still me when I’m hungry.

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By (user no longer on site) 39 weeks ago

Lynx doesn't attract women.

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By *lder budweiserMan 39 weeks ago

Stirlingshire

"Anything that says it’s share bag size.

Total lie…"

'Serves Four'

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By (user no longer on site) 39 weeks ago

"I saw a woman eating McCoys!

Maybe the same woman I saw eating a Yorkie"

She must be stopped!

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By (user no longer on site) 39 weeks ago

The red car and the blue didn’t really have a race, they were just off on a chilled out road trip together

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By *izzy.Woman 39 weeks ago

Stoke area

The Hokey Cokey is NOT what it's all about

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By *ivemealadybonerWoman 39 weeks ago

somewhere

"Eating a flake is not better than oral sex"

I can also confirm if you try eating a flake in the bath, it does indeed flake everywhere and looks like you have shit yourself.

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By *iaisonseekerMan 39 weeks ago

Liverpool

Kia-Ora was in fact only just about orangey enough for crows.

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By *afkaMan 39 weeks ago

Nottingham (ish)

I wonder how many other people googled Um Bongo, I’ve never heard of it?"

They drink it in the Congo, a Hippo took an Apricot, a Guava and mango...

How is it I can still remember that tune from decades ago but not entirely sure what I had for breakfast this morning?

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By *iverstMan 39 weeks ago

Rossendale

A Double Diamond didn't work wonders - but double Ds can!!

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By *allySlinkyWoman 39 weeks ago

Leeds

Who has ever managed to put a tiger in their tank ?

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By *ackformore100Man 39 weeks ago

Tin town

"A daily mars doesn't help you work rest and play!"

It certainly doesn't... Just made me fat

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By *nnCeeWoman 39 weeks ago

East of Eden, West of Hell

My Mum always seemed to know when I'd been drinking the lemonade - seems I wasn't such a secret drinker after all

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By *he turned me GreyCouple 39 weeks ago

Warwick and Coventry

Redbull has never given me wings....

Robbing lieing bastards

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By *own PeriscopeMan 39 weeks ago

Near and Far

You can't have it your way at Burger king at all.

You request it's brought to you by a buxom lass in Bavarian beer maiden dress on roller skates and they look at you like your deranged!

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By *ags73Man 39 weeks ago

glasgow-ish

"Lynx doesn't attract women."

You can’t!

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By *o scandalousWoman 39 weeks ago

Glasgow

Yorkies are for girls…

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By *ucka39Man 39 weeks ago

Newcastle

Red car and blue car had a race, encouraging drag racing

Red bull doesn't give you wings

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By *ildmanYorksMan 39 weeks ago

Doncaster & Bembridge

There was a car hand wash near me that was called "Mr Hand Job". Thankfully my car didn't come back covered in spunk!

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By *ucka39Man 39 weeks ago

Newcastle

Dr pepper didn't taste of pepper

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By *arylRMan 39 weeks ago

East Anglia

"I just shouted BANG.

And the dirt didn't go.

That was a sillit thing to do ??

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By *arylRMan 39 weeks ago

East Anglia

Irn Bru is NOT made from girders

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By *arylRMan 39 weeks ago

East Anglia

"Dr pepper didn't taste of pepper "

Nor of doctors

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By *loratheExplora39Woman 39 weeks ago

chelmsford

This site is far from fab for most

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By *ucka39Man 39 weeks ago

Newcastle

Why call it mother nature, what's mother got anything to do with it

Singled out (males

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By *rDiscreetlyMan 39 weeks ago

Leicester

Findus wasn't successful on a plate for me, and post-horse scandal, for anyone else either.

I can do other things with Rowntree Fruit pastilles than just chew.

I've had better things than Gillette.

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By *ucka39Man 39 weeks ago

Newcastle

Galaxy isn't a galaxy it's just a bar of chocolate

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By (user no longer on site) 39 weeks ago

Turkish delight has no eastern promise

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By *ucka39Man 39 weeks ago

Newcastle

Skittles doesn't really taste like the rainbow

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By *allySlinkyWoman 39 weeks ago

Leeds

"Dr pepper didn't taste of pepper

Nor of doctors"

I had a hospital consultant called Dr Pepper

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By (user no longer on site) 39 weeks ago

I almost died several times breaking several national and international laws in daunting raids, only to find the lady didn't love Milk Tray...

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By *allySlinkyWoman 39 weeks ago

Leeds

Let the train take the strain (but not when they're on strike)

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By (user no longer on site) 39 weeks ago

B&Q doesn’t help you do it

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By *allySlinkyWoman 39 weeks ago

Leeds

"B&Q doesn’t help you do it "

Does Ronseal do what it says on the tin ?

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By *atnip make me purrWoman 39 weeks ago

Reading

Pick up a penguin and the zoo will have you arrested.

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By *ucka39Man 39 weeks ago

Newcastle

They say laughter is the best medicine but it's not on prescription

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By *allySlinkyWoman 39 weeks ago

Leeds

"They say laughter is the best medicine but it's not on prescription

You can get it over the counter !

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By *ORDERMANMan 39 weeks ago

wrexham

Does the doctor stay away if you have an apple a day..?

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By *entBarryUKMan 39 weeks ago

Ashford

Red bull gives you a sugar crash and the runs after 10 consecutive cans.

No wings.

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By *uri00620Woman 39 weeks ago

Croydon

The biggest lie EVER. My washing machine has just reminded me of this.

When it says there's just 1 minute left on a wash.

Lies!

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By *immyinreadingMan 39 weeks ago

henley on thames

"I was sad to hear that Um Bongo has never been produced or sold in either the Republic of the Congo or the Democratic Republic of the Congo, despite what they told us as kids

What other lies are they pedalling, Fabsters!?

The truth is out there!

I wonder how many other people googled Um Bongo, I’ve never heard of it?"

Really? They drink it in the Congo

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By *immyinreadingMan 39 weeks ago

henley on thames

"Pick up a penguin and the zoo will have you arrested. "

Or convent

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By *ucka39Man 39 weeks ago

Newcastle